This post is in honour of the new Grey Cup champions, les Montreal Alouettes. Les Montreal Carabins are favoured (heavily, I believe) to win the Vanier Cup this coming weekend. This is shaping up to be the biggest week in Montreal football history. If anyone talks about issues surrounding Canadian football, just tell them to take a look at the province of Quebec where football is thriving more than anywhere else in the country.
Now, to the American version of football. College football to be exact. And this post. I have done this now for the seventh time. It is a serious long post. Reader discretion is strongly advised. I wouldn’t read this in the bathroom unless you have a monster shit coming and are going to be spending a good amount of time in there. So get your favourite drink and let’s go. Who cares what time it is. Time is just a social construct so drink em if you got em!
We start with the conference championship scenarios. Some are stupidly easy to figure out. Some are…less so. Here we go.
It’s a rematch. Miami-Ohio gets their chance at revenge against Toledo at Ford Field.
Another one that is set. Two very different stories here. Undefeated Liberty has to win and get some help to get consideration for the New Year’s Six. New Mexico State, on the other hand, is looking at their best season ever and may be the fan favourite coming into this one.
The Troy Trojans are back in the Sun Belt Championship for the second straight season looking for a second straight conference title. As for the East, well…..
James Madison is not eligible. That much we know. It’s Coastal Carolina that controls its own destiny. If they win, they are in. That’s it. Their opponent? That’s right, James Madison. So it won’t be easy.
If the Chanticleers can’t get it done, it opens up a couple of possibilities:
- Appalachian State can now get in after beating James Madison this past Saturday. Win and hope for a Chants loss. That will punch their ticket to Troy.
- The other team that can get to the title game? Shockingly, it’s Old Dominion. The Monarchs need to take care of their own business first against Georgia State which also doubles as a bowl-eligibility game for them. Win that and they have to hope for CCU and App State to both lose and they get the spot.
If all three of those teams lose, it’s Coastal’s spot.
Georgia Southern would have been in Old Dominion’s spot if they had beat the Monarchs on Saturday. They are now just playing out the string and then finding out where they will be bowling.
If you had bet that UNLV would control their own destiny going into the final week of the regular season, you would have made a lot of money. No one thought they would be in this spot but here we are. Their path is easy. Beat San Jose State and they don’t just qualify for the Mountain West Championship, they will host it. I could see quite a big crowd at Allegiant Stadium for that one.
Their probable opponent? Well, it will be one of Air Force, Boise State or San Jose State. Fresno State was eliminated after last week’s upset loss to New Mexico. What are the scenarios? Buckle up because it involves composite computer rankings if there are no head-to-head results. Oh boy.
- San Jose State beats UNLV and Air Force beats Boise State. There would be a three-way tie between the Spartans, Rebels and Falcons. Chances are we are looking at a SJSU-UNLV rematch in the championship because all three teams are 1-1 against each other. The game would likely be in Las Vegas because the Rebels are way ahead of the other three teams in the rankings. Air Force is the lowest ranked of the four teams.
- San Jose State and Boise State win. In this case, it’s probably UNLV-Boise State in the title game. Those two teams did not play each other and Boise is slightly ahead of San Jose State in the rankings.
- UNLV and Boise State win. It will be Boise at UNLV. Done and done. The easiest scenario.
- If SJSU and the AFA win, chances are it will still be SJSU-UNLV but there’s no guarantee Vegas would host. Also, if the Falcons just absolutely obliterate the Broncos they could move up enough to surpass both the Spartans and Broncos. It is a long shot, though.
Ugh, that’s a lot with only two games in play next week but it makes for high drama for sure. We will know quite a bit by Friday evening as the Falcons and Broncos face off on Black Friday afternoon.
No team has clinched yet but all the teams left with a shot all control their destiny. Easiest to do this in chart form as UTSA faces Tulane in a loser-goes-home game and SMU plays Navy where the Middies have a chance to become bowl-eligible.
UTSA/Tulane | SMU/Navy | Championship Game | |
Scenario 1 | UTSA | Navy | Tulane at UTSA |
Scenario 2 | UTSA | SMU | UTSA at SMU |
Scenario 3 | Tulane | Navy | SMU at Tulane |
Scenario 4 | Tulane | SMU | SMU at Tulane |
So really, the Roadrunners have to win to get in. The Green Wave doesn’t have to and neither do the Mustangs. So follow the chart and you can understand what’s going on!
This is pretty easy. For Washington, they are in. So one half of the championship is set. If Oregon wins, they will meet the Huskies in Las Vegas. If they lose the Civil War to Oregon State, then Arizona can get in. Beat rival Arizona State for the Territorial Cup and they would be in thanks to the tiebreaker that would kick in, winning percentage versus common opponents based on order of finish. That first team they would look at? Oregon State. The Wildcats beat OSU earlier this season.
Georgia. Bama. Atlanta.
Third straight easy scenario. Iowa is in. Somehow. And they will face the winner of The Game.
Louisville’s win this past weekend over Miami clinched their spot opposite Florida State in Charlotte. This game has got a lot more interesting now that Jordan Travis is out for the season.
I have saved the best for last (although the Mountain West scenarios are quite something). Four teams still have a shot to go to JerryWorld: Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas State and Oklahoma State. No real surprises there. Because all teams don’t play each other, confusion has set in. Get used to it going forward with even bigger conferences. I still prefer it over divisions where a 6-6 division champ could cause chaos by beating an undefeated division champ. Anyway I have said enough about that over the years so let’s continue.
This is much easier to do it by team since to do it otherwise might take like fourteen paragraphs and confuse everyone, including me, even more.
Clinching Scenarios
Texas is in with a win over Texas Tech OR (a loss AND an Oklahoma State loss) OR (a loss AND an Oklahoma win AND an Oklahoma State win AND a Kansas State win).
Oklahoma State is in with (a win over BYU and a Texas win) OR (a win AND a Texas loss AND a Kansas State loss) OR (a loss AND a Texas win AND an Oklahoma loss) OR (a loss AND an Oklahoma loss AND a Kansas State loss).
Oklahoma is in with a win over TCU AND (an Oklahoma State loss) OR (a Texas loss AND a Kansas State loss).
Kansas State is in with a win over Iowa State AND (an Oklahoma State loss AND an Oklahoma loss) OR (a Texas loss).
So no team is in yet. Texas is in the best spot. I know most fans of the Remaining Eight are praying for an Oklahoma State-Kansas State championship but looking at these scenarios I don’t think that’s possible. I’m just not going to take the time to figure it out.
Let’s continue with this long-ass post with the Bossman Top 26:
#1 | Georgia (11-0) |
#2 | Washington (11-0) |
#3 | Michigan (11-0) |
#4 | Oregon (10-1) |
#5 | Ohio State (10-1) |
#6 | Florida State (11-0) |
#7 | Texas (10-1) |
#8 | Alabama (10-1) |
#9 | Louisville (10-1) |
#10 | Missouri (9-2) |
#11 | Penn State (9-2) |
#12 | Ole Miss (9-2) |
#13 | LSU (8-3) |
#14 | Arizona (8-3) |
#15 | Oklahoma (9-2) |
#16 | Oregon State (8-3) |
#17 | Notre Dame (8-3) |
#18 | Tulane (10-1) |
#19 | Oklahoma State (8-3) |
#20 | Iowa (9-2) |
#21 | Kansas State (8-3) |
#22 | Utah (7-4) |
#23 | Liberty (11-0) |
#24 | NC State (8-3) |
#25 | Toledo (10-1) |
#26 | Kansas (7-4) |
My top three control their own destiny for the College Football Playoff. Win next week, then win your conference championship. Done. Florida State should be in the same boat but we know how The Committee feels about big time injuries. This injury to Jordan Travis could end up feeling like the Dennis Dixon injury for Oregon back in 2007 if the Noles falter to Florida. I still think we are in for a bit of chaos for the final four-team playoff. We’re due right? There’s been like no chaos all season. Sure there are some weird results like UMass beating New Mexico State or Louisville falling to Pitt but really it’s been smooth sailing for the top teams. We need this. Give us something. Please!
OK now we get to the good stuff. Not that the stuff before this hasn’t been good. So…the better stuff? Sure, why not. Bowl projections. Let’s go.
Sugar Bowl | CFP #1 vs. CFP #4 | Georgia vs. Texas |
Rose Bowl | CFP #2 vs. CFP #3 | Washington vs. Michigan |
I have done a few changes here. Sure, nothing really happened this past weekend but the Jordan Travis injury…it’s got me thinking for sure. I think the Big XII could end up being the beneficiary if things don’t go the Seminoles’ way their next two games. I have Texas winning the Big XII Championship so they would sneak into the final spot. That won’t cause too much controversy, right? So what does this mean for the New Year’s Six?
Fiesta Bowl | CFP at-large vs. CFP at-large/G-5 #1 | Oregon vs. Penn State |
Orange Bowl | ACC Champ vs. Big Ten/Notre Dame/SEC | Louisville vs. Ohio State |
Peach Bowl | CFP at-large vs. CFP at-large/G-5 #1 | Florida State vs. Alabama |
Cotton Bowl | CFP at-large vs. CFP at-large/G-5 #1 | Missouri vs. Tulane |
Some changes. Nothing super crazy but let’s figure this out.
- The easiest one is seeing FSU here. This means that they must lose the ACC Championship to Louisville. That would also mean the Cardinals get the Orange Bowl spot. That doesn’t change from my last set of bowl projections but it means they truly earned it this time around. I have them being the first team out, so to speak, so I am sure many in that area of the country will be mighty pissed off.
- Obviously my Memphis selection, for one week, was dumb. So now I have Tulane back in a familiar spot. But now I have them facing off against Missouri in the Cotton Bowl. The Tigers have almost guaranteed themselves a spot in the NY6 as long as they can take care of business on Black Friday against a woeful Arkansas team.
The rest is pretty much the same. We will know a lot more even after this Friday’s games so expect some of these selections to almost be set in stone or be drastically changed.
Finally, let’s get to the gong show portion of our show with the rest of the bowl projections. You’d think with all these tie-ins it would be much easier to project but some of these bowls don’t even follow them. I’m always an advocate for more at-large spots so I say they should go that route starting next season, especially since there’s a chance some of these bowls won’t exist with the new 12-team playoff.
Citrus Bowl | SEC vs. Big Ten | Ole Miss vs. Iowa |
ReliaQuest Bowl | SEC vs. Big Ten | LSU vs. Wisconsin |
Arizona Bowl | MWC vs. MAC | Boise State vs. Ohio |
Music City Bowl | SEC vs. Big Ten | Auburn vs. Northwestern |
Liberty Bowl | SEC vs. Big XII | Tennessee vs. Kansas |
Sun Bowl | ACC vs. Pac-12 | Boston College vs. USC |
Gator Bowl | SEC vs. ACC | Texas A&M vs. Notre Dame |
Alamo Bowl | Big XII vs. Pac-12 | Kansas State vs. Arizona |
Pop Tarts Bowl | ACC vs. Big XII | North Carolina vs. Oklahoma State |
Pinstripe Bowl | Big Ten vs. ACC | Illinois vs. NC State |
Fenway Bowl | 2 of ACC/AAC/C-USA | Georgia Tech vs. Memphis |
Texas Bowl | SEC vs. Big XII | Kentucky vs. Oklahoma |
Holiday Bowl | ACC vs. Pac-12 | Clemson vs. Oregon State |
Duke’s Mayo Bowl | SEC vs. ACC | UCF vs. Duke |
Military Bowl | ACC vs. AAC | Syracuse vs. UTSA |
Guaranteed Rate Bowl | 2 of Big Ten/Big XII/MWC | Minnesota vs. Iowa State |
First Responder Bowl | 2 of ACC/Big XII/AAC/Sun Belt/C-USA | Texas Tech vs. Appalachian State |
Quick Lane Bowl | Big Ten vs. MAC | Rutgers vs. Toledo |
Hawaii Bowl | AAC vs. MWC | Rice vs. Fresno State |
Las Vegas Bowl | Big Ten vs. Pac-12 | Maryland vs. Utah |
68 Ventures Bowl | 2 of Sun Belt/C-USA/MAC | Troy vs. Liberty |
Idaho Potato Bowl | 2 of MWC/MAC/Sun Belt | Air Force vs. Texas State |
Armed Forces Bowl | Big XII vs. C-USA | TCU vs. Jacksonville State |
Birmingham Bowl | 2 of SEC/ACC/AAC/C-USA | BYU vs. James Madison |
Camellia Bowl | 2 of Sun Belt/C-USA/MAC | Arkansas State vs. Northern Illinois |
Gasparilla Bowl | 2 of SEC/ACC/AAC/C-USA | Miami vs. Army |
Boca Raton Bowl | 2 of AAC/Sun Belt/C-USA/MAC | Coastal Carolina vs. Bowling Green |
Frisco Bowl | 2 of AAC/Sun Belt/C-USA/MAC | Marshall vs. San Jose State |
Famous Toastery Bowl | MAC vs. C-USA | Miami-OH vs. WKU |
Independence Bowl | Big XII vs. AAC | West Virginia vs. SMU |
LA Bowl | Pac-12 vs. MWC | UCLA vs. UNLV |
New Mexico Bowl | 2 of Group of Five | Utah State vs. Louisiana |
Cure Bowl | 2 of AAC/Sun Belt/C-USA/MAC | Georgia State vs. Wyoming |
New Orleans Bowl | Sun Belt vs. C-USA | South Alabama vs. New Mexico State |
Myrtle Beach Bowl | 2 of AAC/Sun Belt/C-USA/MAC | Georgia Southern vs. Mississippi State |
A few notes for your perusal which you may or may not read after all you’ve had to read up to this point:
- James Madison and Jacksonville State are getting closer to being locks for bowl games. It would take the wildest of scenarios for there not to be bowl slots for both teams. Now watch it happen, which would suck for both teams.
- I decided to forget the asterisks. What’s the point. If they bowl committees won’t follow their tie-ins I will only follow them until I can’t. Which leads me to…
- I have a better idea about APR ratings now. That is why you will see a team like Mississippi State (who I don’t think will win the Egg Bowl) in a bowl slot in my bowl projections. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were multiple 5-7 teams in but for now, I have one. Army, at 6-6, will get in before Mississippi State even with their two FCS wins. They would be slotted after JMU and Jax State as far as I know.
- You will notice most of my projections have changed from the previous week. I saw a few rumours online that showed up with multiple Twitter/X accounts and figured there might be some realness to them. So I had to move a few teams around. And once you do that, you almost end up rewriting the whole damn thing. Oh well.
- Finally, you will notice something called the Famous Toastery Bowl has popped up. It is replacing the Bahamas Bowl and will be played in Charlotte. Supposedly it’s a good breakfast spot. Whatever.
I can’t add anything more to the bowl projections at this point. Eastern Michigan will have their chance to clinch bowl eligibility tomorrow night against Buffalo in the final night of MACtion this season and the final night of almost two months of football every day. What a ride it’s been. I hope you cherished it. I know I did. Not saying I saw every game but I tried my best to watch most weeknights and would keep watching until it felt like the games were well in hand (which almost bit me in the ass a couple of times and did finally bite me in the ass with Colorado allowing Stanford to come back in that wild one last month). Every Saturday night I was in for the long haul so no worries there. It’s the final regular season week of the season. Get in as much viewing as you can. I don’t try to push people to cancel other plans on other Saturdays. You can always catch highlights and sometimes these other plans are quite important. Like the tongue-in-cheek ban on Fall weddings is a little over the top. I wouldn’t even abide by that. But this is the final week of the regular season so I would try my best to keep the Saturday (and even the Black Friday) clear so I can soak in the college football goodness. Enjoy the rest of your week, everyone!