Should I do a Draft Recap?

Yeah, why not. Not like I am stupidly busy with life.

Alright we made it through all seven rounds (and the various undrafted signees over the following 48 hours). It was a slog at time but there was some very interesting spots during the three days, especially night one. Let’s just do this point form, shall we? I don’t feel like putting a ton of effort into something that is done in a much more thorough fashion by some websites who go as far as rating EVERY PICK. Yeah I’m not doing that.

  • The most stunning development of the draft, by a country mile, was the Atlanta Falcons and their pick at the #8 spot in the draft. I wondered if they would pick J.J. McCarthy in my final mock draft to back Kirk Cousins up for a season and then see where things are. I was right…the Falcons did draft a quarterback. That quarterback’s name, though, was Michael Penix Jr. People were stunned. Hell, Cousins was stunned. He certainly DID NOT LIKE THAT. This has all the makings of a three-ring circus so we shall see how things progress down in the heart of Georgia.
  • Speaking of stunning, how about Penix being one of the six quarterbacks picked in the first 12 spots of the draft. Incredible. Easily a new record for the draft.
  • Hey, look at me! I got the first four picks absolutely correct…as did I think almost everyone. It was almost a no-brainer as to who the first four selections would be and in what order they would go in.
  • Now, as for the first stretch of the draft I would go with Penix at #8 since I figured he would go much later in the first round. As for bigger stretches, how about Ricky Pearsall at #31, Max Melton at #43 (again with those Falcons) and Ben Sinnott at #53 who I had going sometime after the third round. Yikes.
  • Over 700,000 fans were at this draft. 700,000. I mean it wasn’t 700,000 different people but still. That’s an insane amount of people. And let’s be honest here: other than the people under the structure and close enough to be maybe caught on camera once, is it really that fun an experience? It looks awful to be part of unless you are close enough and feel like you are part of the “action” for lack of a better term. At least it doesn’t cost anything to go there so you could come and go as you please (as far as I know).
  • I perused all three shows on Night One. Gotta say, Nick Saban was a breath of fresh air. Honest insight and gave you info that always seemed to be missing from previous draft broadcasts. NFL Network did their usual solid job. And if you want to know how ESPN did, as soon as I went over to that broadcast, the first thing I saw is Mel Kiper basically yelling right in Booger McFarland’s face. So yeah, I would go 1) ABC 2) NFLN 3) watching people on Twitter bitch and complain about all things draft-related but at least picks weren’t getting tipped early unless you were looking for it 4) ESPN.

Let’s get to the winners and loser of this draft:

Winners

  • As I usually do, I will preface this with the fact that it is really too soon to truly understand the ramifications of this draft. Many pundits have been wrong. No one thought Tom Brady would be what he ended up being after being drafted 199th back in 2000.
  • Da Bears – Caleb Williams was the no-brainer first overall pick. Getting Rome Odunze to pair with him eight picks later was a big pick. Then to pick Tory Taylor in the fourth round was a coup. Overall, a great draft from Ryan Poles.
  • Da Vikings – This seems to be a bit more polarizing. As a friend of mine stated, he just wanted the Vikings to have a plan and stick with it. So if it’s taking J.J. McCarthy, then take J.J. McCarthy and don’t overthink it. Which they did. Then they moved up to get Dallas Turner in one of the best trade-ups of the draft. Including Khyree Jackson as their fourth-round pick means they actually got a lot of value with some of their picks, something many teams can’t say.
  • Philly – Their secondary is going to be something to deal with. Quinyon Mitchell and Cooper DeJean were drafted lower than many thought they would be (including myself). And now with Vic Fangio running the defense? Watch out.
  • Indy – They got quite the haul with their 2024 draft. And Adonai Mitchell actually picked around where he was supposed to be picked (if not a little later which makes him a bit of a steal). How about that?

Losers

  • I don’t care what anyone thinks but drafting Michael Penix Jr. at #8 is a terrible choice. I mentioned it above and I am not going to go over it again. There’s a GM overthinking things and it was interesting watching him try to basically justify the pick to Arthur Blank (or at least that’s what it looked like).
  • The Raiders – Now the Raiders, they needed a quarterback. Gardner Minshew and Aidan O’Connell are not the answer unless one of them plays out of his mind this season. So did they trade up? No. They did get Brock Bowers which is a good pick but they need someone to throw him the fucking ball.
  • Buffalo* – I put an asterisk here. When they didn’t trade up to grab Brian Thomas Jr. I thought, OK maybe they aren’t go to draft a receiver. Then they trade with the Chiefs to move down to #32 which is kind of weird. The Chiefs picking Xavier Worthy is so much less of a deal than many made it out to be, it’s laughable. According to some, Worthy is nine Puka Nacuas rolled into one. Get the fuck outta here. The Chiefs reached for Worthy according to almost everyone’s thoughts going into the draft so cut it with the “he’s a sure-fire HOFer with Patrick Mahomes” horseshit. THEN, the Bills trade down AGAIN to get out of the first round altogether. Sure, the Panthers also reached with their receiver pick but still, what was Brandon Beane trying to accomplish? And please, moving up on Day 3 of the draft means very little, admit it. So after all this, what do the Bills do? DRAFT A RECEIVER! Are you kidding me? I mean the guy is hilariously entertaining but trading down twice to do what you could have done the previous night all to move up some of your later picks? Oh yeah, real big brain stuff. Again, get the fuck outta here. Over………thinking. And that kind of thing pushes general managers out the door.

OK I have to calm down. Enough of the draft. I was getting pretty pissed off there at the end. Maybe it’s the residual from the Leafs losing in heartbreaking fashion…again. Being a Leafs fan and a Bills fan I should know the pain is coming. But even though I do, it still sucks. Big time.

Were there other winners and losers at this draft? Sure. I don’t have the time, energy or inkling to even go into that. Not my forte, so I dip my toe in the water and steer clear of the “experts” who do this for a living.

Now a little blurb about what is happening with Rogers and their NHL contract. Remember what I said years ago about it? Let’s step into the way-back machine and take a look, shall we?

My opinion was that Rogers would rue the day they made that deal. Not the cost (although it was a ton) but the length of the deal. Twelve years at the time. Now it took longer than I thought it would (and that’s because Rogers couldn’t do this before now becuase there was no interest) but Rogers is selling off the Monday Night NHL game package to Amazon. Yep, it’s only the last two years of the twelve-year contract but still, I had a feeling it would happen. I don’t think Rogers is getting the return on investment they desired and that’s obvious with this move. I am guessing they will be much less of a major player when the Canadian rights come up in 2026. Feels good to be right at least some of the time, especially when others don’t quite agree with you. Then again, I live in the middle of a hockey-mad country that just watched the first- or second-most popular team (depending on who you ask) get bounced from the playoffs….OK I’m not going back to that well. It’s done. Over with. Stop it, Bossman.

Soon enough I will get back in the groove of things. Most important games lists. Conference predictions. My (probably shitty) Heisman ballot. I know it’s only May but with the new college football video game coming out soon I am starting to feel it. College football is in the air (kind of). Have a great week everyone!

It’s the Final Mock Draft!

…..the final Mock Draft!

Yep, not kidding. This is it. I’m not going to do like four in a matter of six days or something ridiculous like that. I have a job and a life (sort of) outside of this blog. I also know things may change on the day of the draft (or more like opening day of the draft). Nothing I can do about that. Let the experts deal with it. Between ESPN and the NFL Network there has to be about 70 mock drafts ready to go in the half hour before the draft begins. So without further adieu, let’s get to l’ébauche finale:

First Round

1ChicagoCaleb Williams, QB (USC)
2WashingtonJayden Daniels, QB (LSU)
3New EnglandDrake Maye, QB (North Carolina)
4ArizonaMarvin Harrison Jr., WR (Ohio State)
5LA ChargersMalik Nabers, WR (LSU)
6NY GiantsDallas Turner, EDGE (Alabama)
7TennesseeTerrion Arnold, CB (Alabama)
8AtlantaJ.J. McCarthy, QB (Michigan)
9ChicagoLaiatu Latu, EDGE (UCLA)
10NY JetsJoe Alt, OT (Notre Dame)
11MinnesotaBo Nix, QB (Oregon)
12DenverBrock Bowers, TE (Georgia)
13Las VegasOlu Fashanu, OT (Penn State)
14New OrleansRome Odunze, WR (Washington)
15IndianapolisQuinyon Mitchell, CB (Toledo)
16SeattleTroy Fautanu, G (Washington)
17JacksonvilleTaliese Fuaga, OT (Oregon State)
18CincinnatiJ.C. Latham, OT (Alabama)
19LA RamsKool-Aid McKinstry, CB (Alabama)
20PittsburghByron Murphy II, DT (Texas)
21MiamiJer’Zhan Newton, DT (Illinois)
22PhiladelphiaJared Verse, DE (Florida State)
23MinnesotaChop Robinson, EDGE (Penn State)
24DallasAmarius Mims, OT (Georgia)
25Green BayCooper DeJean, S (Iowa)
26Tampa BayMichael Penix Jr., QB (Washington)
27ArizonaDarius Robinson, EDGE (Minnesota)
28BuffaloBrian Thomas Jr., WR (LSU)
29DetroitJackson Powers-Johnson, G (Oregon)
30BaltimoreGraham Barton, G (Duke)
31San FranciscoTyler Guyton, OT (Oklahoma)
32Kansas CityJordan Morgan, OT (Arizona)

Second Round

33CarolinaXavier Legette, WR (South Carolina)
34New EnglandKingsley Suamataia, OT (BYU)
35ArizonaNate Wiggins, CB (Clemson)
36WashingtonZach Frazier, C (West Virginia)
37LA ChargersT.J. Tampa, CB (Iowa State)
38TennesseePatrick Paul, OT (Houston)
39CarolinaEnnis Rakestraw Jr., CB (Missouri)
40WashingtonTroy Franklin, WR (Oregon)
41Green BayChris Braswell, EDGE (Alabama)
42HoustonRuke Orhorhoro, DT (Clemson)
43AtlantaLadd McConkey, WR (Georgia)
44Las VegasChristian Haynes, G (UConn)
45New OrleansMarshawn Kneeland, EDGE (Western Michigan)
46IndianapolisXavier Worthy, WR (Texas)
47NY GiantsCooper Beebe, G (Kansas State)
48JacksonvilleAdonai Mitchell, WR (Texas)
49CincinnatiT’Vondre Sweat, DT (Texas)
50PhiladelphiaKamari Lassiter, CB (Georgia)
51PittsburghEdgerrin Cooper, LB (Texas A&M)
52LA RamsKamren Kinchens, S (Miami)
53PhiladelphiaRicky Pearsall, WR (Florida)
54ClevelandMichael Hall Jr., DT (Ohio State)
55MiamiKeon Coleman, WR (Florida State)
56DallasTrey Benson, RB (Florida State)
57Tampa BayJa’Lynn Polk, WR (Washington)
58Green BaySedrick Van Pran, C (Georgia)
59HoustonCam Hart, CB (Notre Dame)
60BuffaloKris Jenkins, DT (Michigan)
61DetroitJavon Bullard, CB (Georgia)
62BaltimoreRoman Wilson, WR (Michigan)
63San FranciscoAustin Booker, DE (Kansas)
64Kansas CityBraden Fiske, DT (Florida State)

Third Round

65CarolinaCedric Gray, LB (North Carolina)
66ArizonaPayton Wilson, LB (NC State)
67WashingtonBralen Trice, EDGE (Washington)
68New EnglandJonathan Brooks, RB (Texas)
69LA ChargersJa’Tavion Sanders, TE (Texas)
70NY GiantsCaelan Carson, CB (Wake Forest)
71ArizonaLeonard Taylor III, DT (Miami)
72NY JetsTyler Nubin, S (Minnesota)
73DetroitAdisa Isaac, EDGE (Penn State)
74AtlantaBrandon Dorius, EDGE (Oregon)
75ChicagoChristian Mahogany, G (Boston College)
76DenverDeWayne Carter, DT (Duke)
77Las VegasMike Sainristil, CB (Michigan)
78WashingtonJunior Colson, LB (Michigan)
79AtlantaJustin Egoigbe, DT (Alabama)
80CincinnatiMax Melton, CB (Rutgers)
81SeattleTommy Eichenberg, LB (Ohio State)
82IndianapolisCalen Bullock, S (USC)
83LA RamsSpencer Rattler, QB (South Carolina)
84PittsburghRoger Rosengarten, OT (Washington)
85ClevelandKiran Amedagije, OT (Yale)
86HoustonMalachi Corley, WR (WKU)
87DallasJermaine Burton, WR (Alabama)
88Green BayBlake Fisher, OT (Notre Dame)
89Tampa BayCole Bishop, S (Utah)
90ArizonaZak Zinter, G (Michigan)
91Green BayNehemiah Pritchett, CB (Auburn)
92Tampa BayJavion Cohen, G (Miami)
93BaltimoreJaylen Wright, RB (Tennessee)
94Kansas CityBlake Corum, RB (Michigan)
95San FranciscoElijah Jones, CB (Boston College)
96JacksonvilleKris Abrams-Draine, CB (Missouri)
97CincinnatiJohnny Wilson, WR (Florida State)
98PittsburghJonah Ellliss, LB (Utah)
99LA RamsJalyx Hunt, EDGE (Houston Christian)
100WashingtonJalen McMillan, WR (Washington)

There are some strong opinions out there about this draft (like every draft) so let’s go through a few of them:

  • The Vikings are going to trade up. This is a likely option but I don’t put trades in my mock drafts because I think dreaming up the trade packages would be insane. Saying that, I wouldn’t be surprised if they traded up to #4 or #5 to get J.J. McCarthy.
  • The Cardinals are fielding a lot of trade offers. The top three picks are mostly set even though Drake Maye and Jayden Daniels seem to flip-flop in the second and third spots. The Cards are probably fielding a few offers but not as many as some might think. It will take a lot for them to trade down as they know they would get, arguably, the best overall player of the draft at a position they need.
  • The Giants might be the toughest to figure out in the Top 10. Absolutely. They have all sorts of needs so there are probably 10-12 players on their board that they could conceivably take. I still like Dallas Turner at that spot but Terrion Arnold, Laiatu Latu, Brock Bowers, Quinyon Marshall and, hell, even Bo Nix could be picked at #6 by the Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Men (done in extreme Chris Berman voice).
  • If Brock Bowers isn’t picked Top 10 he will fall…FAR. I don’t think so. The Broncos, Colts, Bengals and Dolphins might all take a gander at the big man if he is still sitting in the back room after the tenth pick (which I think he will be).

Other than that there are questions that mostly don’t have answers at this point. Like will the Bills make a surprising leap up the draft now that Stefon Diggs has been dealt? Is Michael Penix Jr. poised to have the biggest leap up the draft boards in the past couple months? Will there be actual players involved in any of the trades over the next few days? It’s a crapshoot and not my expertise so I will steer clear of most of those questions (possibly, possibly and probably are my answers).

Reminder that the draft starts tonight at 8:00 and is emanating from Detroit. Moving the draft around has been fun so let’s see what it’s like in the Motor City. As per usual, ESPN and NFL Network will be doing the entire draft…all seven rounds. I have the ESPN draft pick is in ringtone on my phone but I am still debating which network to watch, at least for night one. I have leaned NFL Network in the past but I have done both over the past decade. It’s a game-time decision.

Finally, on the Twitter Machine (fuck you, Elon) I will be live-tweeting at least the first round and am hoping to do ALL SEVEN this year. Can I do it? Who the fuck knows. Around halfway through round five is where things usually go off the rails and I might struggle to keep going at that point. I mean I will but who knows if I will be posting tweets at that point or semi-conscious, staring at the bag of pretzels on my desk and wondering about important questions in life like “Would Nathan Peterman be successful in the CFL?”

Anyway, enjoy the draft, however much you watch of it.

Time for Mock Draft 3.A.0-5

The A stands for April. Or Awesome. Or Asshole. Whatever.

Mock draft time! And it’s three glorious rounds of (probably) incorrect picks. Lovin’ it! Let’s go!

First Round

1ChicagoCaleb Williams, QB (USC)
2WashingtonDrake Maye, QB (North Carolina)
3New EnglandJayden Daniels, QB (LSU)
4ArizonaMarvin Harrison Jr., WR (Ohio State)
5LA ChargersQuinyon Mitchell, CB (Toledo)
6NY GiantsDallas Turner, EDGE (Alabama)
7TennesseeOlu Fashanu, OT (Penn State)
8AtlantaMalik Nabers, WR (LSU)
9ChicagoRome Odunze, WR (Washington)
10NY JetsJoe Alt, OT (Notre Dame)
11MinnesotaLaiatu Latu, DE (UCLA)
12DenverTerrion Arnold, CB (Alabama)
13Las VegasNate Wiggins, CB (Clemson)
14New OrleansJared Verse, DE (Florida State)
15IndianapolisBrian Thomas Jr., WR (LSU)
16SeattleJ.J. McCarthy, QB (LSU)
17JacksonvilleJackson Powers-Johnson, OG (Oregon)
18CincinnatiBrock Bowers, TE (Georgia)
19LA RamsBo Nix, QB (Oregon)
20PittsburghTroy Fautanu, OG (Washington)
21MiamiCooper DeJean, S (Iowa)
22PhiladelphiaAdonai Mitchell, WR (Texas)
23MinnesotaChop Robinson, EDGE (Penn State)
24DallasTaliese Fuaga, OT (Oregon State)
25Green BayJ.C. Latham, OT (Alabama)
26Tampa BayXavier Worthy, WR (Texas)
27ArizonaKool-Aid McKinstry, CB (Alabama)
28BuffaloJer’Zhan Newton, DT (Illinois)
29DetroitByron Murphy II, DT (Texas)
30BaltimoreKamari Lassiter, CB (Georgia)
31San FranciscoAmarius Mims, OT (Georgia)
32Kansas CityTyler Guyton, OT (Oklahoma)

Second Round

33CarolinaZach Frazier, C (West Virginia)
34New EnglandJordan Morgan, OT (Arizona)
35ArizonaDarius Robinson, EDGE (Minnesota)
36WashingtonXavier Legette, WR (South Carolina)
37LA ChargersMichael Hall Jr., DT (Ohio State)
38TennesseeT.J. Tampa, CB (Iowa State)
39CarolinaKeon Coleman, WR (Florida State)
40WashingtonGraham Barton, OG (Duke)
41Green BayTyler Nubin, S (Minnesota)
42HoustonChris Braswell, EDGE (Alabama)
43AtlantaMichael Penix Jr., QB (Washington)
44Las VegasKingsley Suamataia, OT (BYU)
45New OrleansLadd McConkey, WR (Georgia)
46IndianapolisKamren Kinchens, S (Miami)
47NY GiantsEnnis Rakestraw Jr., CB (Missouri)
48JacksonvillePatrick Paul, OT (Houston)
49CincinnatiTroy Franklin, WR (Oregon)
50PhiladelphiaEdgerrin Cooper, LB (Texas A&M)
51PittsburghT’Vondre Sweat, DT (Texas)
52LA RamsBralen Trice, EDGE (Washington)
53PhiladelphiaMarshawn Kneeland, EDGE (Western Michigan)
54ClevelandRuke Orhorhoro, DT (Clemson)
55MiamiJa’Lynn Polk, WR (Washington)
56DallasTrey Benson, RB (Florida State)
57Tampa BayAdisa Isaac, EDGE (Penn State)
58Green BayCooper Beebe, OG (Kansas State)
59HoustonMalachi Corley, WR (WKU)
60BuffaloMax Melton, CB (Rutgers)
61DetroitChristian Haynes, OG (UConn)
62BaltimoreRoman Wilson, WR (Michigan)
63San FranciscoBrandon Dorius, EDGE (Oregon)
64Kansas CityJalen McMillan, WR (Washington)

Third Round

65CarolinaCedric Gray, LB (North Carolina)
66ArizonaSedrick Van Pran, C (Georgia)
67WashingtonPayton Wilson, LB (NC State)
68New EnglandRicky Pearsall, WR (Florida)
69LA ChargersBen Sinnott, TE (Kansas State)
70NY GiantsKris Jenkins, DT (Michigan)
71ArizonaLeonard Taylor III, DT (Miami)
72NY JetsDevontez Walker, WR (North Carolina)
73DetroitCaelan Carson, CB (Wake Forest)
74AtlantaCam Hart, CB (Notre Dame)
75ChicagoJa’Tavion Sanders, TE (Texas)
76DenverJavon Bullard, CB (Georgia)
77Las VegasJonathon Brooks, RB (Texas)
78WashingtonAustin Booker, DE (Kansas)
79AtlantaBraden Fiske, DT (Florida State)
80CincinnatiKiran Amedagije, OT (Yale)
81SeattleChristian Mahogany, OG (Boston College)
82IndianapolisMike Sainristil, CB (Michigan)
83LA RamsD.J. James, CB (Auburn)
84PittsburghRoger Rosengarten, OT (Washington)
85ClevelandJunior Colson, LB (Michigan)
86HoustonKris Abrams-Draine, CB (Missouri)
87DallasRenardo Green, CB (Florida State)
88Green BayKhyree Jackson, CB (Oregon)
89Tampa BayBeau Brade, S (Maryland)
90ArizonaAndru Phillips, CB (Kentucky)
91Green BayJalyx Hunt, EDGE (Houston Christian)
92Tampa BayDominick Puni, OG (Kansas)
93BaltimoreMcKinnley Jackson, DT (Texas A&M)
94Kansas CityBraelon Allen, RB (Wisconsin)
95San FranciscoKalen King, CB (Penn State)
96JacksonvilleJohnny Wilson, WR (Florida State)
97CincinnatiJosh Newton, CB (TCU)
98PittsburghJeremiah Trotter Jr., LB (Clemson)
99LA RamsCalen Bullock, S (USC)
100WashingtonJames Williams, S (Miami)

The top few picks seem set in stone. Maybe on in that specific order but those top four will, most likely, be the top four come draft night. As for some of the other picks, man there were some huge drops. Like Kris Jenkins. Only a few weeks ago, a fair amount of mocks had him in the first round. I don’t think he’s even being considered as a first rounder anymore. Almost the same with Byron Murphy II. I had him going fifth to the Chargers which may have been a bit high in retrospect. But for him to drop to almost completely out of the first round is an alarming drop. Sometimes it’s fairly easy to find out what has happened to lower a potential draftee’s stock and sometimes…well, sometimes who the hell knows. It just happens.

Potential Draft Day Trades

OK so these would include trades coming up toward the draft as well, not just the ones on draft opening night. And no, I can’t see the Bears or the Commanders trading their picks so let’s start with the #3 pick.

New England (#3) – Chances of the Patriots trading this pick are slim but considering the haul that some teams have received for a top 3 pick in NFL history, the right package might come along to entice them to trade down. I have a feeling it would take at least two first-rounders, two second-rounders, and at least one other pick.

NY Giants (#6) – Probably the highest pick with true potential to be dealt is the Giants at #6. The Giants desperately need help on both lines but there are a few options available meaning they could trade down a few spots and still get one of the guys they covet. A first-round pick swap would have to happen and the team trading with the G-Men couldn’t be far below the #16 spot for this to work. Other picks would come the Giants way as well.

Tennessee (#7) – This becomes a possibility if the Patriots trade down. The reason is, one of Drake Maye or Jayden Daniels would be available and there are a few teams that would love to trade up to get one of the two. That includes the Falcons, Vikings, Broncos and Raiders. Knowing that, the Titans could get a larger pick haul than the Giants even though the pick would be later.

NY Jets (#10) – The Jets are hoping that Aaron Rodgers will be healthy this year. And to help with that, they want an offensive lineman desperately. The hope is that one of Olu Fashanu or Joe Alt fall to them. If neither of them are available, I would fully expect the Jets to shop the pick and they could drop a fair way if they wanted to.

The Vikings feel like the most likely pick to move up since, for some reason, many are saying they really want J.J. McCarthy. I think it would be crazy to trade up because I think McCarthy, at least at this point, would be available to the Vikings at #11. Maybe I’m wrong with that. They would most likely just trade picks but they have one bargaining chip that some teams might not be able to ignore: Justin Jefferson. If the Vikings can’t extend Double J, then they might include him in a trade to see what they could get. Arizona would be a trading partner if (and only if) this was a possibility.

In non-draft news, the UFL has commenced their season. Not exactly a ton of fans for a couple of these games but some wacky shit happened. Jake Bates hit a 64-yard field goal to help his Michigan Stags beat St. Louis. Funny enough, it was on the same uprights that Justin Tucker kicked his NFL-record 67-yarder to beat the Lions a couple years ago. Then you had San Antonio punter Brad Wing throwing a 40-yard touchdown pass on 4th and 11 to the team’s centre Alex Mollette. So at least it’s entertaining, you have to give it that. And it’s football. A tiny appetizer before the CFL, then college football, then NFL season starts. So embrace it. Or don’t. I don’t care. I realize March Madness was on this past weekend so I can see why people might not watch.

OK I will do one more mock draft closer to actual draft day (which starts April 25th). And even then, most of my picks will be wrong. At least I can take solace in the fact that I will have close to the same record as the so-called experts have.

The college schedule is coming into form. It’s kind of tough with the changes coming up this season so for good parts of the schedule I have nothing to compare it to. So we shall see how that goes when I start doing my most important game posts. Anyway, I hope you all had a great Easter long weekend and have a great first week of April.

The ALL-NEW Mock NFL Draft Version 2 Dash 2024 along with a look-back

That intro sounds like when The (Big Money!) Match Game 1976 would air on Game Show Network. Why did they need to put the year in? When people were watching it live, were they so fucking stoned that they had to be reminded what year it was?

Anyway, I am starting this post a couple days after Selection Sunday. Now I am not an avid college basketball watcher but I know they screwed some of these picks up. And remember, when a conference gets a team in, they get more money. That’s important. The ACC got five teams in and Virginia was one of them and they may be one of the worst at-large choices ever. A few teams that were left out, most notably Oklahoma and Indiana State, were, by most metrics, better choices. But the ACC is THE big basketball brand and only having four teams in would look disastrous. Fully deserved, mind you. But still disastrous. Luckily, I don’t care as much as I do with college football but these tournament committees are fucking terrible in every sport.

Let’s get to the root of this post: the next mock draft. I know…two mock drafts before the end of March? Haven’t done that in quite a while. And, of course, quite a bit changed thanks to the Kreepy Kombine and scouts changing their minds as much as they change their underwear (so about once every four days). Here’s the newest mock draft, now expanded to two rounds for your pleasure.

First Round

1ChicagoCaleb Williams, QB (USC)
2WashingtonDrake Maye, QB (North Carolina)
3New EnglandJayden Daniels, QB (LSU)
4ArizonaMarvin Harrison Jr., WR (Ohio State)
5LA ChargersByron Murphy II, DT (Texas)
6NY GiantsDallas Turner, EDGE (Alabama)
7TennesseeJoe Alt, OT (Notre Dame)
8AtlantaMalik Nabers, WR (LSU)
9ChicagoRome Odunze, WR (Washington)
10NY JetsOlu Fashanu, OT (Penn State)
11MinnesotaLaiatu Latu, DE (UCLA)
12DenverJared Verse, DE (Florida State)
13Las VegasQuinyon Mitchell, CB (Toledo)
14New OrleansBrian Thomas Jr., WR (LSU)
15IndianapolisNate Wiggins, CB (Clemson)
16SeattleBo Nix, QB (Oregon)
17JacksonvilleTerrion Arnold, CB (Alabama)
18CincinnatiBrock Bowers, TE (Georgia)
19LA RamsCooper DeJean, S (Iowa)
20PittsburghTroy Fautanu, OG (Washington)
21MiamiKris Jenkins, DT (Michigan)
22PhiladelphiaXavier Worthy, WR (Texas)
23HoustonJer’Zhan Newton, DT (Illinois)
24DallasJackson Powers-Johnson, OG (Oregon)
25Green BayGraham Barton, OG (Duke)
26Tampa BayJ.J. McCarthy, QB (Michigan)
27ArizonaZach Frazier, OG (West Virginia)
28BuffaloTyler Nubin, S (Minnesota)
29DetroitDarius Robinson, EDGE (Minnesota)
30BaltimoreAdonai Mitchell, WR (Texas)
31San FranciscoTaliese Fuaga, OT (Oregon State)
32Kansas CityJ.C. Latham, OT (Alabama)

Second Round

33CarolinaChop Robinson, EDGE (Penn State)
34New EnglandTyler Guyton, OT (Oklahoma)
35ArizonaKool-Aid McKinstry, CB (Alabama)
36WashingtonXavier Legette, WR (South Carolina)
37LA ChargersKamari Lassiter, CB (Georgia)
38TennesseeCam Hart, CB (Notre Dame)
39NY GiantsMichael Hall Jr., DT (Ohio State)
40WashingtonPayton Wilson, LB (NC State)
41Green BayAmarius Mims, OT (Georgia)
42MinnesotaMichael Penix Jr., QB (Washington)
43AtlantaEnnis Rakestraw Jr., CB (Missouri)
44Las VegasJordan Morgan, OT (Arizona)
45New OrleansKingsley Suamataia, OT (BYU)
46IndianapolisKamren Kinchens, S (Miami)
47NY GiantsT.J. Tampa, CB (Iowa State)
48JacksonvilleLadd McConkey, WR (Georgia)
49CincinnatiKeon Coleman, WR (Florida State)
50PhiladelphiaChris Braswell, EDGE (Alabama)
51PittsburghEdgerrin Cooper, LB (Texas A&M)
52LA RamsBralen Trice, EDGE (Washington)
53PhiladelphiaMike Sainristil, CB (Michigan)
54ClevelandBraden Fiske, DT (Florida State)
55MiamiTroy Franklin, WR (Oregon)
56DallasPaul Patrick, OT (Houston)
57Tampa BayCooper Beebe, OG (Kansas State)
58Green BayJavon Bullard, S (Georgia)
59HoustonRoman Wilson, WR (Michigan)
60BuffaloT’Vondre Sweat, DT (Texas)
61DetroitChristian Haynes, OG (UConn)
62BaltimoreRuke Orhorhoro, DT (Clemson)
63San FranciscoMarshawn Kneeland, EDGE (Western Michigan)
64Kansas CityRicky Pearsall, WR (Florida)

Are there some changes? Absolutely? Are they Earth-shattering? Not really. Although you can expect at least one of these current second-rounders to rocket up draft boards for reasons that are sometimes, well, unknown or make no sense. By this point teams should know what they see in a player. So unless that player does something negative, they shouldn’t go from a consensus low-second rounder to a mid-first round pick in a matter of a little over a month. But hey, what do I know.

Also, what is with the sudden J.J. McCarthy hype? It has that feel of some people wanting McCarthy to go higher so they are basically willing it to happen. Any team that would consider drafting McCarthy in the Top 10 is obviously fine with extreme risk. Not saying McCarthy won’t end up being good but his college career has shown nothing that says he will be a top-end starter.

OK so years ago (nine to be exact), I used part of a mock draft post to talk about sites I enjoy. And it was definitely also about helping my blog in a way since I was still pretty green at the time (two years in). Let’s look back and see if I still feel the same way about these sites.

Matt’s College Sports Media Blog – Along with Matt’s College Sports on TV is still the premier site for college football and college basketball TV scheduling news and notes. I think he still likes Formula One racing which is great if you like that. He’s also a Bills fan which is pretty damn awesome.

Phil Steele – Still the best college football preview magazine. There are other good ones out there but nothing comes close. And his site fills in the gaps. I am assuming many hardcore college football fans subscribe to his site to get a lot of great stats and gambling info. I tried it for a couple of years and it was almost overwhelming. Still…worth it just to peruse all the free stuff he does put up, which is a lot.

A Rouge Point – This site does not exist anymore. Actually, it ceased to exist not even a year after I published this original post. It’s too bad since it was a great look at sports media coverage in Canada and posted NFL and NHL schedules for Canadian viewers.

Deadspin – Speaking of sites that are no longer around, this site might as well be. At one point it was one of the great sports sites on the net. It wasn’t long after I made the original post that things started to go downhill. A site that used to be brash and willing to take on all comers became a bunch of writers who thought they were the moral compass of a good portion of the Internet (especially sports fans). Even their best writers became insufferable. Then they all got fired/walked out in late 2019 when a company told them to stick to sports which made the site even worse. Now, it looks like they have been bought out, the staff was fired (again) and they look to be getting into the sports gambling industry. Ugh.

Awful Announcing – A site that used to absolutely skewer announcers (and sometimes athletes and sports organizations in general) has gone away from their bread and butter. They still throw up the occasional great article but aren’t as good as they were in their heyday.

LSUfootball.net – The first site I came upon when figuring out the sheer amount of games available for college football viewing…in the United States. Still a very informative site.

Alright another mock draft and post in the books. I assume most of you have March Madness brackets going. Chances of me going perfect ended at the end of the first game and I’ve already lost one of my Final Four picks. Good times. Have a great rest of the weekend everyone!

If I had the power to change things – UPDATED VERSION!

I did this post over nine years ago. Crazy, right? I went over some of the things I would do if I was put in control of college football. So maybe it’s about time to see how I did and then look at a few more things I would do. Let’s fucking go with this potential bullshit!

  1. In OT, they should start farther back than the 25-yard line. OK they still haven’t changed this and they have made it worse by going to the 2-point shootout after the second overtime period. That is so ridiculous. Either take out the gimmick (which reminds me of the penalty shootout at the end of regular season hockey games which also drives me nuts) or make it so teams can tie after two overtime periods like in the CFL. College football had the greatest overtime format and they have somehow been overtaken by the NFL who, for all the good they do with rule changes, spent years fucking up their overtime games and basically stumbled upon rules changes thanks to the Bills and…well, I don’t want to talk about it.
  2. Stop time after EVERY first down makes the game a little longer than most can handle. They listened! THEY LISTENED! Kind of. I had proposed doing it in the final five minutes of each half or even in the second and fourth quarter only. They do it all game now. Which is good? Problem is, some of that saved time has gone to more ad breaks. That is not so good. All in all, we will call this a push but it definitely leads into my next point that I had made…
  3. Three-hour TV windows are dumb. This is still the case. And it’s done even more than it was back then. ESPN does it a few times a year with their evening games by pushing them to 6:00 and 9:00 so that the late SEC game isn’t TOO late. Now the ACC Network also does this one week, usually Week 2. They have so many games for their teams that they have to do this. At least they are smart enough to start at 11:00 and this past season, moved to three hour, fifteen minute windows for some of the games. That’s a perfect compromise. Expect other conference networks to potentially try this with conferences becoming bloated.
  4. Can we stop with the games against FCS schools outside of the first month? No, it seems like they can’t. The SEC has dialed it back a bit. Only about half their teams (if that) play those games during the penultimate weekend of the regular season. But now we have the ACC doing it now. Stop it. Please. Play them in October. November should be for the biggest games, not Western Illinois (no offense to the Leathernecks) going to Georgia to get their asses handed to them for three-quarters of a mil.
  5. Start Division 4 right now. I think I need to tweak this idea since a fuck-ton of realignment has happened in nine years. I am going to change this into football becoming its own special college sport and not totally following conference alignments in the rest of the sports. Don’t get me wrong, some of the realignments have been good but many have been weird, head-scratching, money-hungry or just plain dumb. So let football have their own conference alignments and allow the rest of the sports to go back to having the Southwest Conference or the Metro Conference or maybe other, better, more geographically sensible conferences since even in basketball, going halfway across the United States for a Tuesday night conference game is beyond ridiculous.
  6. Is it time about time that CIS teams move south so to speak? At the time, I used Simon Fraser being in D-II as a starting point. Now, SFU doesn’t even have a football team thanks to their athletic department being a complete dumpster fire (not to mention much of the administration). Rogers still has their NHL contract for another few years (and there seems to be a bit of regret on their end which I mentioned would happen) so any CIS football, especially OUA, won’t be shown on their network any time soon. Maybe TSN can step up a bit with TSN+. Putting even one game a week (to start) on the streaming platform would be a good beginning to get eyeballs back on university football in this country. So, do I still think CIS teams should join the NCAA? Not nearly as much as I used to but some programs (I’m looking at you, York) need to seriously think about whether continuing having a football program is worth it.
  7. Let us all be able to get the ESPNs, FOX Sports 1, etc. Yeah not even close. The amount of games available to us up here is still the same, if not a bit less now. Peacock has joined the fray and we cannot get those games up here. Still can’t get any of the FOX, FS1 or, now, FS2 games up here in Canada. I’ve always said (and I will continue to say it) that the death of cable (which still will happen regardless of all these streaming services teaming up in a way) will partially come down to not giving the customers what they want to see, especially if they are willing to pay for it. I had mentioned years ago that I would pay a few hundred bucks a season if I could have access to have every FBS game on TV. Every one. I don’t care about news or movies or TV shows or much else. Those I can watch when I want on Netflix or Hulu or Amazon Prime or some other streaming service if I really want to. But college football is the one thing I would want all of and should have the ability to get but I have the god damn audacity to be Canadian. What a dick I am. So yeah, this should still happen.
  8. Do not put out the CFP poll until the bowl games are being selected. Because The Committee is filled with people who know college football but struggle with logic, you get situations like you got this past season. It easily (and I mean FUCKING EASILY) could have been rectified if when they had dropped Florida State to #5 after Week 13, they kept them there after Week 14, even though they knew one of Michigan and Ohio State was going to lose. Sure it wouldn’t have been that well received but then they wouldn’t have looked like complete assholes when they dropped them in the final poll to destroy their national championship hopes. If they wait until just as the bowl games and playoff seedings are being selected, then there’s not nearly as much of a problem. Debate all you want but at least you don’t compare it to previous weeks’ polls which make The Committee look like fucking idiots.

Alright, that was the list nine long years ago. I was in my 30s. And, looking at my body, a lot fitter. I hate the fact that injuries can happen due to nothing but air and movement these days. Other than what I see in the mirror, a lot has changed in college football as well since then. So I guess I have to come up with a few more things I would change. Here we go.

  1. Someone other than the NCAA has to put forth strict NIL rules and regulations. This feels like a no-brainer. When NIL started, it was great. Great stories of these players getting some nice deals and some players even sharing the wealth with their teammates. Awesome. Then, to the shock of absolutely no one, things got out of hand. Quickly. Now players are making hundreds of thousands of dollars (which is fine) but it has nothing to do with their name, image or likeness. All it has to do with a booster (or group of boosters) ponying up a bunch of money to buy a player’s loyalty (for at least a year). Isn’t this the same kind of shit SMU got the death penalty for? There has to be rules to all this and keeping boosters out of the player payment business would be first and foremost on that agenda. Start there, draft something up, tell all the teams they will abide by it or there will be penalties. Keep going against the rules, you will give up the one thing they all covet: money. If a program is fined millions of dollars, they will think twice of allowing some of these boosters, who think they can do whatever the fuck they feel like, from digging their claws into some of their roster.
  2. Football players (if not players in other sports) should be able to drop down to a part-time course load during the season. Playing college sports is not easy. You have to organize your time. I remember when I was a university athlete. I couldn’t get things right. I found it too difficult to commit to a sport AND a full-time course load. I am sure other athletes feel the same way. And the way college athletics are going, these students don’t need to finish their degrees before they leave school. They should be able to finish when they can. This may also push some student-athletes to be in more difficult programs. I mean there can only be so many communications jobs out there, right?
  3. Targeting HAS to be figured out. Does anyone really know what targeting is? Hell, the officials struggle to figure it out so I am not surprised everyone else is perplexed by it. Most of it seems to centre around hitting a player with the crown of your helmet. And yes, it’s dangerous. I still remember getting speared in practice in high school by a guy who had never been on special teams before. It knocked the wind out me something fierce. It’s a player safety issue and has to be taken seriously. Splitting the penalty into Targeting 1 and Targeting 2 penalties is a good start in my opinion. Targeting 2 can be reserved for the egregious penalties where the player deserves to be ejected. And hell, throw a 20-yard penalty on to it instead of a 15. Hopefully that helps a bit. Targeting 1 can still be 15 yards but the player stays in the game. The coaches and players may understand this better and we can see how it goes for a few years before looking into it again and adjusting it where need be.
  4. If there are going to be more superconferences (and less conferences in FBS in general) it’s time all conferences go to nine conference games. A few years back I would have railed against this idea but I didn’t realize that conferences might hit the 20-team mark in the next few years. Give it a decade and there is no way there will be nine conferences like there are now. At least one, if not multiple, conferences will cease to exist. With upwards of 18 teams at this point, putting an extra conference game makes all the sense in the world. Many Power Five teams can still have their one FCS non-conference game (which gives some FCS teams a much needed infusion of cash), along with a Group of Five non-conference game. Add a P5 non-conference game and there you go. See how easy that is? Do I have to figure everything out for you guys?

Are there other things needed to “fix” college football? Of course. It feels like college football is barreling down (in one of those Japanese bullet trains) towards no return. Where it will look not a whole lot different than the minor league of the NFL. It kind of is already but in 2030 I have a feeling we will look at even just before COVID and say “college football wasn’t like that, was it?”

The combine is occurring and I am glad to see some players saying “Fuck that noise.” If scouts can’t figure things out from the absolute avalanche of game film on these guys then they should find another line of work. No, instead we have to do drills that, as much as some want to say otherwise, don’t mean a whole lot compared to how they play the game. Tom fucking Brady just ran the 40 faster at 46 years old than he did when he was at the Combine. If that doesn’t tell you that the Combine is just basically Scouting Bonerfest, I don’t know what will.

Anyway, the UFL is coming up at the end of the month and I am less than mildly interested. I’ll watch but I won’t be really watching. Now, this European League of Football…if I could get that it would be interesting. It looks like if you had MACtion in Germany. I love it. Anyway, everyone have a great week.

Yes, it’s already the first mock draft of the year (along with some network change news)

Do I have time to do this? No. So why am I doing it? I honestly don’t know. I think I just feel I should put a bit more into the offseason portion of my blog. I mean it is half the year and there have been times I have gone dark for like a month. What will people read? The newspaper? Get the fuck outta here.

Honestly, I feel that even though this blog will turn 11 in a few months, I haven’t tried enough to take it to the next level, so to speak. Maybe not more posts but better posts. More informative stuff. It almost feels like this may be a make-or-break twelve months for me. With all the shit I have to do to get my career to the next step, it means there will be less and less time to do stuff I enjoy, like this blog. I always have to remind myself why I started this in the first place: to organize my own college football viewing. It allowed me to watch more college football than ever before and be efficient with it as well, while still making time for my kids. Then again, I ended up separated four months after the blog started so…..yeah.

So let’s just get on with the first mock draft of who knows how many leading up to the draft and hey how about that, look who’s going first overall.

1ChicagoCaleb Williams, QB (USC)
2WashingtonJayden Daniels, QB (LSU)
3New EnglandDrake Maye, QB (North Carolina)
4ArizonaMarvin Harrison Jr., WR (Ohio State)
5LA ChargersBrock Bowers, TE (Georgia)
6NY GiantsByron Murphy II, DT (Texas)
7TennesseeJoe Alt, OT (Notre Dame)
8AtlantaMalik Nabers, WR (LSU)
9ChicagoRome Odunze, WR (Washington)
10NY JetsOlumuyiwa Fashanu, OT (Penn State)
11MinnesotaDallas Turner, OLB (Alabama)
12DenverLaiatu Latu, DE (UCLA)
13Las VegasBo Nix, QB (Oregon)
14New OrleansJ.C. Latham, OT (Alabama)
15IndianapolisNate Wiggins, CB (Clemson)
16SeattleKris Jenkins, DT (Michigan)
17JacksonvilleQuinyon Mitchell, CB (Toledo)
18CincinnatiMichael Hall Jr., DT (Ohio State)
19LA RamsKamren Kitchens, S (Miami)
20PittsburghJordan Morgan, OT (Arizona)
21MiamiTroy Fautanu, OG (Washington)
22PhiladelphiaJared Verse, DE (Florida State)
23HoustonKamari Lassiter, CB (Georgia)
24DallasBrian Thomas Jr., WR (LSU)
25Green BayCooper DeJean, S (Iowa)
26Tampa BayXavier Legette, WR (South Carolina)
27ArizonaTerrion Arnold, CB (Alabama)
28BuffaloKool-Aid McKinstry, CB (Alabama)
29DetroitCam Hart, CB (Notre Dame)
30BaltimoreXavier Worthy, WR (Texas)
31San FranciscoTyler Guyton, OT (Oklahoma)
32Kansas CityTallies Fuaga, OT (Oregon State)

I am firmly in the camp that says that the Bears will trade Justin Fields. Whether it’s before the draft, during the draft, or after the draft, I don’t know. I just can’t see them passing up on Williams when they could get him AND a really good receiver for their first two picks. On top of that, they could get more picks that will help them later in the draft or in the following year’s event. Not quite a win-win but damn near close. The Commanders and Patriots also need quarterbacks desperately so they will be watching what the Bears do very closely…and possibly even calling them to inquire about how much it would take to trade for that top pick of theirs. Other interesting notes from this first kick at the can:

  • The first team that doesn’t need a quarterback is the Cardinals and they are very much hoping the Bears take Caleb Williams since it will mean that Marvin Harrison Jr. will fall into their lap. Pairing him with Kyler Murray could be quite something for a moribund Cards’ offense.
  • The Chargers need almost everything that isn’t the quarterback position. If I am them, I nab Bowers, pick another receiver up later on, and bulk up the offense. Win games in true Big XII fashion this coming season. It may be their only hope at getting close to a playoff spot.
  • Any potential steals here? Not really but the Saints nabbing Latham at #14 would be good value as would the Eagles picking up Jared Verse at #22.

Will I do more mock drafts? Of course. When? I have no clue.

Now let’s look at the changes coming to conferences and broadcast networks in the Fall. There really is only one major change but it does have a domino effect. The SEC is now fully on ABC/ESPN/SEC Network/ESPN2/ESPNU (if they absolutely have to be) and ESPN+ because they are contractually obligated to be once a season (at least that’s the way the previous SEC contract played out). With the SEC on ABC, they will easily get the majority of the Saturday night games. Not all, but with 14 weeks worth of games, the SEC will get no less than ten of those.

So that domino effect…SEC had every evening ESPN game last year. I can’t see that being the case since that would compete directly with the game on ABC. So they should get a lot less of those and they should get filled with the ACC and Big XII. The American might end up actually getting more games on ESPN with this new arrangement which seems crazy but with the ACC and, to a lesser extent, the Big XII getting hurt by this from a Disney/ESPN perspective, the American Conference is ready to pick up a few pieces here and there.

The Big XII won’t cry about this though. For everything they will end up losing from ESPN/ABC, they will gain more than that quite possibly from the FOX side of things. Sure, the Big Ten will get many of the Big Noon Kickoff games. But beyond that? Remember, the Big Ten has a game a week on CBS, a game a week on NBC and eight games on Peacock. Also, you might see a couple of late night Big Ten affairs on the Big Ten Network. So there will be plenty of spots on FOX and FOX Sports One for the Big XII to fill in since there is no more Pac-12. The other conference that wins here? The Mountain West. They should get a lot more FS1 games with how things are shaking out.

So even though the SEC and Big Ten will start to dominate the landscape of college football, we might get more chances than ever to watch other conferences. Now if they can just figure out how to get FS1 games up here legally and Canadians won’t have any reason to complain about access to CFB games in the future ever again (other than the one Notre Dame game a season on Peacock and weird stuff like the Hawaii Tests).

Alright more posts to come but no football for over a month. The UFL starts in late March and I’m…honestly not that excited about it but it’s football so I am sure will watch some at some point since it’s football and I love football. Better than watching the news, right? Have a good weekend everyone!

It’s Conference Championship Time!

I would have put more exclamation marks in the title but I can’t be as excited as I would have been thanks to Wide Right II – Pro Edition.

Let’s just get right to this Bills-less conference championship weekend schedule, shall we?

Sunday

Kansas City at Baltimore3:00, CBS, CTV, TSN 1/3/5/+
Detroit at San Francisco6:30, FOX, CTV, TSN 1/3*/5/+

Quick Notes!

  • (The now) classic 3 and 6:30 start times for the games. Having the late game end between 9:30 and 10:00 is honestly pretty fucking awesome I have to say.
  • TSN3 will be getting to the NFC Championship game late. After the AFC Championship, the Raptors face the Hawks. That game should end around 8:30 or so meaning TSN3 should join in progress around the start of the fourth quarter. Now I have no clue who only has one TSN (along with TSN2 which has always been the “alternate” TSN) in this country anymore but for the ones out there that only get TSN3, there you go.
  • There’s a chance it will be a completely sloppy NFL Sunday. Baltimore will be hosting yet another super wet playoff game (do they think they are Seattle or something?) and there is a decent probability for rain in Santa Clara as well. I want to say rain and other non-sunny weather evens the playing field but I am not sure anymore (and chances are there are analytics that refute that notion).
  • My prediction for the Super Bowl…Ravens-Lions.

Look, all we can hope for is at least one good game this weekend, right? If we get two? Very nice.

Since I won’t be doing a blog post between this one and the Super Bowl, might as well clue you in on the few college football all-star games there will be coming up. Thursday night will be the East-West Shrine Bowl, now taking place in Frisco at The Star which is where I believe they also do the Conference USA basketball tournament on two separate courts with games going on at the same time. Leave it to C-USA to do something wacky like that. Then next Saturday it is the Senior Bowl. The Shrine Bowl begins at 8:00 on Thursday and the Senior Bowl kicks off at 1:00. Both games have slightly altered rules but it is kind of fun to see some players who are getting draft-ready. Both games will be on the NFL Network.

Alright, have a great weekend and hopefully things dry up a bit. It’s one thing to just have snow on the ground; another to have slush and water. Ugh. Anyway, enjoy the games everyone!

How about I rank the bowl games now that they are complete?

Wait, WAIT! Look you’ve read some of my longer posts on here so don’t leave now. Honestly, this won’t be as long as some of the crazy-ass long posts I’ve done in the past. Plus, we can re-live some of Bowl Season’s greater moments together. Because let’s be honest: this wasn’t exactly the best Bowl Season ever. Not the worst mind you; but yeah, definitely not the best. So how about we just dive in and get started, OK?

  1. Rose Bowl (Michigan 27 Alabama 20 (OT)) – This was one of the greatest College Football Playoff games of all-time. And funny enough, it still wasn’t exactly the cleanest game. Sloppy play by both teams made it so neither team could pull away. And in the end, the issue that caused Bama fits all game, poor snaps from center, came back to haunt them one final time. The low snap on 4th and Goal caused Jalen Milroe to panic and run up the middle to try and score. The play that was drawn up would have had a good chance of working if the snap had been perfect. Michigan finally erases so much CFP pain and will now have their chance at a national championship.
  2. New Orleans Bowl (Jacksonville State 34 Louisiana 31 (OT)) – This feels like the validation of Jax State’s ascent to the FBS level. For some reason, some schools make it work and others (see UMass) can’t figure it out. The thing about this game is that it felt like the Gamecocks were throwing it away, literally. Three defensive touchdowns by the Cajuns kept them in the game. All it did though, is delay a backup kicker, who rarely played, kicking the game winning field goal for the Cocks. This is the perfect argument for why bowls do, and should in the future, exist.
  3. Sugar Bowl (Washington 37 Texas 31) – The second of the two semi-final games was easily the worst…if you just watched the first 58 minutes or so of the game. Then the Huskies decided that maybe, juuuuuuuuuuuust maybe, they didn’t feel like going to the national championship after all. U-Dub was able to hold on when Texas almost seized that final chance and will now play for all the glory. Also, some people were actually introduced, truly, to Michael Penix Jr. for the first time. And I include people who report on college football as they were astounded by what he did despite the fact he did that in half the games this season.
  4. Gator Bowl (Clemson 38 Kentucky 35) – Put your hand up if you thought Kentucky would be in one of the best bowl games of the year. Now put your hands down, you filthy liars. No one, not even Kentucky fans, thought that would be the case. That insane fourth quarter alone, with 42 points scored between the two teams, was enough to put this game in the upper echelon of this year’s Bowl Season.
  5. Famous Toastery Bowl (WKU 38 Old Dominion 35 (OT)) – And the award for the most stupidly awesome bowl game of the year goes to this one. The Hilltoppers were down 21-0 just seven minutes in. I actually stopped watching for the next hour. I come back to see what’s going on and see the first touchdown of what would be the fourth-greatest comeback in bowl game history. How did it end? A blocked field goal in the fourth quarter, followed by another blocked field goal in overtime, leading to a walk-off field goal and then toast angels on the field. How can you not love college football?
  6. Arizona Bowl (Wyoming 16 Toledo 15) – If you had said this bowl game would have been the one out of the two on at the same time to be the better bowl game I would have…well maybe not laughed but been intrigued by your logic. This game went up against the blowout that was the Orange Bowl so it was easy to tune into this game. This is the second straight year the Arizona Bowl has been a great game and Wyoming, this time, is on the better end of the score. A perfect end to Craig Bohl’s coaching career.
  7. ReliaQuest Bowl (LSU 35 Wisconsin 31) – This ended up being a great battle, something that many thought wouldn’t be the case. The Badgers certainly showed up for this one after a lacklustre season. The Tigers didn’t even have the lead until their final touchdown with a little over three minutes to go. A good college football start to 2024.
  8. Camellia Bowl (Northern Illinois 21 Arkansas State 19) – This falls under “It’s So Bad, It’s Good” territory. Not exactly the best of the best but the final portion of the game makes up for it with its sheer insanity. ASU went the entire length of the field to get within two, missed the two-point conversion, then recovered the onside kick! But it was flagged for offside in one of the biggest botched calls of the entire season which made Butch Jones go as red as a ripe tomato. Entertainment…that’s what we want from our bowl games, right?
  9. Quick Lane Bowl (Minnesota 30 Bowling Green 24) – Minnesota threw for 26 yards and won this game. Hilarious. It helps that they could hand the ball off to Darius Taylor who went off for over 200 yards. Fun fact: the Gophers have now won seven consecutive bowl games. That has to be tops, no?
  10. Pinstripe Bowl (Rutgers 31 Miami 24) – A good game at Yankee Stadium. Now I’m not huge on regular season games at baseball stadiums (as in they should be banned) but I am totally fine with them during bowl season. There was more scoring than many thought there would be but there was no stupidity from Mario Cristobal, which was also expected (by me).
  11. Cure Bowl (Appalachian State 13 Miami-OH 9) – This game was played in atrocious weather. I fucking loved it. It was just a bunch of silly backyard-style football fun, if your backward was a swimming pool. At one point it felt like they were going for the bowl game fumbles record. Combined, the two teams ended up with 12. How either team got a kick off, I will never know.
  12. Peach Bowl (Ole Miss 38 Penn State 25) – Most thought it would be a great matchup between the seriously up tempo Rebel offense against the Nittany Lions’ stout defense. It was not to be. The Fighting Kiffins shredded PSU and pulled away in the second half. So Lane is safe in the fans’ minds in Oxford. James Franklin…well I am sure there are many unhappy people in…(Un)Happy Valley.
  13. Pop Tarts Bowl (Kansas State 28 NC State 19) – Let’s be honest here: all we wanted to see was what would happen at the end with the mascot. And it was fucking glorious. Whoever thought of this should get a MASSIVE bonus. Also, the game was pretty good with it being close nearly the entire way.
  14. Alamo Bowl (Arizona 38 Oklahoma 24) – Man, the Wildcats are going to be a load in the Big XII next year. They went blow-for-blow with the Sooners and ended up leaving them in their dust thanks to causing six turnovers. Gotta hand it to Jedd Fisch: not many thought he would get the program to this point this fast. So is he the best coach out of the Bill Belichick coaching tree? Oh wait, Nick Saban did a few years under Belichick. So yeah Jedd you will always be second in this case.
  15. Guaranteed Rate Bowl (Kansas 49 UNLV 36) – Speaking of teams who could be really good next year in the Big XII, the Jayhawks overcame being called for over 200 yards worth of penalties to almost put up a 50-burger. Jason Bean has been a god-send considering Jalon Daniels was injured most of the season. And he showed it in his final game throwing for six touchdowns. This was KU’s first bowl win in 15 years. Incredible. And don’t shortchange the Rebels who also had a pretty good game and great season.
  16. LA Bowl (UCLA 35 Boise State 22) – Look, I think most were interested to see if Chip Kelly’s team would show up for what was basically a home game for them. And they sure did. The Bruins were able to stick with Boise until the second half and then pulled away for a relatively easy victory and a tiny bit of momentum going into the Big Ten next season.
  17. Texas Bowl (Oklahoma State 31 Texas A&M 23) – Somehow, the Aggies, with all sorts of players not playing (for various reasons), came back from an 18-point halftime deficit to make things very interesting late. Also, Mike Gundy has won 10 games in a season EIGHT TIMES? Really? Wow. This guy should get more credit for what he’s done in Stillwater.
  18. Armed Forces Bowl (Air Force 31 James Madison 21) – Some called it bad and I think it’s because the Dukes lost. Air Force showed why they were the Group of Five favourite heading into November. JMU tried to make a game of it but the Falcons’ run game was way too much for them. A perfectly good bowl.
  19. Holiday Bowl (USC 42 Louisville 28) – Miller Moss took advantage of Caleb Williams opting out of this game by throwing for a Holiday Bowl record six touchdowns. I will be honest by saying that the amount of people online saying we have an early Heisman frontrunner irked me. This isn’t preseason hype: this is the end of the previous season hype. Ridiculous. Not saying he won’t be good but I wish some in college football media would pump the brakes sometimes since they sound like idiots every so often.
  20. Gasparilla Bowl (Georgia Tech 30 UCF 17) – The slightly weird start time didn’t detract from a pretty good bowl game. Despite the loss and the 6-7 finish, you have to think the Knights thought this season was a success. Their first as a Power Five team and they showed they could compete. As for the Ramblin’ Wreck, well, I am sure they sent a postcard to Mario Cristobal for gifting them that win that essentially put them in this bowl game.
  21. Birmingham Bowl (Duke 17 Troy 10) – I tend to rank closer games higher than offensive shootouts that end with one team winning by like 21. That’s just me. Very little is more exciting in college football than a chance for a team to tie or win a game late. Both teams had interim coaching staffs so we can use that as an excuse for this one although it feels like it’s happening more and more these days. Not a good trend.
  22. Las Vegas Bowl (Northwestern 14 Utah 7) – A great ending for the Wildcats who wildly exceeded expectations this season. Utah just didn’t have the players to contend in this one. If you liked defense…well, you still might not have liked this one since it was more the offenses struggling than anything.
  23. Liberty Bowl (Memphis 36 Iowa State 26) – There were some high hopes for this one. Iowa State was a better-than-advertised Big XII school and Memphis was at home. And it wasn’t a bad game but it felt like the Tigers were in control for most of it which kind of sucks the life out of a bowl game in the latter stages.
  24. Hawaii Bowl (Coastal Carolina 24 San Jose State 14) – Pretty good game but drops a few notches because it wasn’t on Christmas Eve WHERE IT BELONGS.
  25. Fenway Bowl (Boston College 23 SMU 14) – It was cold. It was wet. It was fun…for me to watch. Not for the players, coaches and fans, I’m sure. Well, at the time it was probably not too bad. I’ve played in games like that and it was fine until after the game. Then you feel like shit. You might feel less shitty if you win…but you still feel like crap. Anyway, this is a conference game next season! A-C-C! A-C-C! A-C-C! A-C-C!
  26. Independence Bowl (Texas Tech 34 California 14) – After a full opening day of bowl games I was hoping this one would be good. Or fun. Or weird. It was none of the three. It was fine until about halfway through the second quarter and the Red Raiders rode away with it. Lack of drama drops this way down.
  27. Military Bowl (Virginia Tech 41 Tulane 20) – This was a nasty weather game so you’d think I would rank it higher. There were a lot of fumbles and chaos so you’d think I would rank it higher. I don’t know what it was but this felt like not a very fun game to watch. I kind of stopped paying attention in the second half. I really didn’t think the Green Wave was in it nor did they care much to be there. And that can happen sometimes when your coach leaves for another school. Maybe that was the case here, I don’t know. Either way, it was meh.
  28. Cotton Bowl (Missouri 14 Ohio State 3) – I was kind of hyped for this one, not gonna lie. I was thinking this would be quite the prove-it game for Mizzou and we would see if no Kyle McCord would be an issue for tOSU. I was right, for the most part, on both fronts, yet this game sucked. Luckily for the Buckeyes, their awesome defense kept them in it going into the fourth quarter but their offense was painful to watch. They should have found a student in the crowd to play quarterback since it would have been just as good.
  29. Frisco Bowl (UTSA 35 Marshall 17) – Would this have been better if 14th-year senior Frank Harris had been able to play? It would have been a blowout rather than a relatively easy victory for the Roadrunners, that’s about it. Biggest take from this game? The starting quarterbacks were Cole Pennington for Marshall (Chad’s son) and Owen McCown for the Roadrunners (Josh’s son). I feel seriously fucking old.
  30. First Responder Bowl (Texas State 45 Rice 21) – Not the greatest game to be honest as the Bobcats were in control for most of it. It was definitely helped, though, by the fans (especially the Texas State ones) who were jacked for this one. So jacked that they ran out of beer at the game. Five minutes into the third quarter. Yeah.
  31. Idaho Potato Bowl (Georgia State 45 Utah State 22) – The Aggies looked pretty damn flat in this one. The Panthers, on the other hand, overcame their late-season collapse and get back to that early season form. Almost 650 yards of offense for GSU and they were way too much for USU. Even with the french fry bath, this was a bottom tier bowl game this season.
  32. Myrtle Beach Bowl (Ohio 41 Georgia Southern 21) – A bit of a ho-hum affair kicked off Bowl Season this time around thanks to the Bahamas Bowl having to move to Charlotte. Ohio went up big and kept the lead the entire game. Nothing super interesting with this one.
  33. Music City Bowl (Maryland 31 Auburn 13) – This game was over early and was done without Taulia Tagovailoa. So it was impressive. Just not interesting to watch after the first quarter.
  34. New Mexico Bowl (Fresno State 37 New Mexico State 10) – I thought this would be a good game. I had high hopes for NMSU in this one. It was not to be. Fresno State cranked it up late and ran away with this one but even earlier on it didn’t really feel close as the Bulldogs showed the form that had them the favourite for about seven days to be the Group of Five representative in the New Year’s Six. Oh well.
  35. Duke’s Mayo Bowl (West Virginia 30 North Carolina 10) – Props to West Virginia for completing a good season, much better than most thought would happen. Neal Brown got mayo dumped on him. And that’s about it. The game was forgettable.
  36. Sun Bowl (Notre Dame 40 Oregon State 8) – Boy, for a game that was sold out quicker than I think any other Sun Bowl ever, this game was an absolute dud. Notre Dame’s backups beat the ever-loving shit out of Oregon State’s backups. Ugh.
  37. Fiesta Bowl (Oregon 45 Liberty 6) – I think we’ve found our new BYU. No, I don’t mean weird religious institution (even though they are). I mean a team that’s probably too good (most of the time) for their conference but not really good enough to be in the Power Five (or maybe even a better conference). Didn’t help that Oregon came in looking pissed off and after the Flames took a 6-0 lead it was all Ducks. 45 unanswered points and Bo Nix left as a record-setting quarterback. This was a trainwreck, really.
  38. Citrus Bowl (Tennessee 35 Iowa 0) – Geez, where do I begin with this one? This was one of the most Iowa games of the season which is saying something. The offense was awful. The Brian Ferentz Experience has come to an end and I am positive most in Iowa City are thankful for that. What made it worse was two other games on at the same time. So I watched almost none of the second half. And I don’t feel bad about that at all.
  39. 68 Ventures Bowl (South Alabama 59 Eastern Michigan 10) – I am starting to wonder why this bowl even exists. Even by ESPN Events standards, this is shit. I love more football but good God. The Jags just ran the Eagles off the field in another boring 68 Ventures Bowl which was called…like seven other things before this. This is perfect fodder for the Too Many Bowl Games crowd.
  40. Boca Raton Bowl (USF 45 Syracuse 0) – This was one of the biggest beatdowns in bowl game history. Well at least I thought that until…I’ll get to that in a second. Anyway, I figured the Orange would show up. They did…technically. They were the opposition…technically. Other than that, USF, a middle-of-the-road American Conference team who played out of its mind for new coach Alex Golesh, beat the brakes off of Cuse. It was a pathetic performance, regardless of who was missing from the lineup. And speaking of players missing from the lineup…
  41. Orange Bowl (Georgia 63 Florida State 3) – This picture encapsulates this game perfectly:

Mike Norvell looks like he wants to be anywhere other than where he was at that moment. This game is THE biggest win in bowl game history. So Georgia one-upped themselves. This game, and everything leading up to it, was a completely fucking mess of a shitshow and is a big part of what’s wrong with college football today. Florida State (and to a lesser extent, Georgia) being left out of the College Football Playoff, some even saying that FSU should boycott the game, some politician trying to force the CFP to put the Noles in (somehow), then all sorts of players opting out or transferring out (from both sides mind you). It all led to this travesty of a game. Even Kirby Smart, during the post-game press conference, told everyone “if this doesn’t show that there needs to be some change, then I don’t know what does.” I’m paraphrasing but he’s right on the money. When players can transfer, when coaches can leave a school to get hired somewhere else, what happens to a player’s NIL when they opt out of a bowl game…all this stuff needs to be dealt with. If it doesn’t, these bowl games will get less and less important. And this is after the playoff has already eroded the bowl system (a bit).

See? Not my longest post ever. So no complaining.

Well we’ve hit the end my friends. One last game. The national championship is tonight and, other than the weird all-star games with their weird rules, it’s the final college football game of the season. Cherish it. Even if it’s a blowout. Remember: the wait for the next season can be long and arduous. Enjoy the game everyone!

Short Post About the National Championship(s)

Alright a short post about the national championships coming up. That’s right…national championships. Two of them to be exact.

Let’s start with the one that’s on today. For some unknown reason, someone decided that the FCS Championship should be on in the middle of the NFL’s final regular season week. Are they fucking stupid? I don’t need anyone to answer that since I know the answer already. This game could have been on Saturday and been done before the first Saturday NFL game even starts. But no. Instead it’s today at 2:00 on ABC and TSN+.

The Grizzlies of Montana face off against the juggernaut South Dakota State Jackrabbits. What the hell is in the water in the Dakotas to produce all these good football teams? Here’s hoping it’s a close one since SDSU hasn’t seen a close game in quite a while.

As for the other championship, the College Football Playoff National Championship, it airs on Monday night on TSN 1, 3 and 4. It also appears on TSN5 after the women’s hockey game is over. So around 8:30 or just into the second quarter. TSN+ will have a bunch of alternate broadcasts of the game, including the All-22 view, Skycast and the Pat McAfee Show version. So whichever way you want to watch the game, it’s there for you. I still think they should bring back the Coach’s Filmroom but provide an open bar for the coaches. That alone would bring a lot of entertainment I’m sure.

UPDATE: I forgot to post the time of the game! It starts at 7:30 although I’m sure you already knew that.

The game itself should be a good one. Will it approach how insanely good the semi-finals were? That would be something. Now who does the Bossman think will win the whole thing? Well, how about we look back at what I said in August about this game:

I had Michigan beating Bama in the semis. Well I’ll be damned. Might as well go for the whole thing and say that I am sticking with Big Blue to win the title over a different type of Dawg. And yes, I think Harbaugh heads back to the NFL after this. Remember, I predicted he would leave before all the shit he has had to endure (some of it partially his own doing) and the suspensions he had to deal with (meaning his own…two of them…for six games total). So I think he is a lock to leave if the Wolverines win the title. Score? Let’s go 34-30 Michigan.

So for the last time this college football season…enjoy the games everyone!

Yeah let’s do another absurd Poll n’ Bowl

Wrong pole but I like your style. I hope you celebrated Festivus with a good long Airing of Grievances. And you better not have forgotten the Feats of Strength.

I have done this particular exercise a couple times before. So I guess this Version 3.00. Again, I am going to take this back to a time in college football when conference championships didn’t exist, realignment wasn’t even part of the sport’s lexicon and players only made money from secretive boosters giving them money in briefcases in remote airport parking lots (or something of that nature).

Rules of Bossman’s Poll n’ Bowl (or Bowl n’ Powl if you like that better):

  • Back then, approximately a third of teams made it to bowl games. That’s it. Not half. So bowl eligibility is set at 8 wins and there are 23 games. Will they be the same games as last year? Most of them will be but I have thought of perhaps a few changes.
  • ESPN won’t be getting close to all the bowl games. Hell, they may be lucky to get half. Look, it has to be like the 80s here.
  • Have to use the old sponsors. But if I can’t I will make substitutions that make sense. It would be like replacing McDonalds with Burger King. Can’t have a Crypto.com Rose Bowl when you are trying to emulate 1980s college football because “What the fuck is a crypto?” would be the question everyone would ask me.
  • Bowl tie-ins will be drastically different than they are now but I am going to try and get them close to the way they were.
  • I am doing the Plus-One. This is what should have been done long ago and it would have changed a fair amount of the past four decades, at least in terms of how the national champion is decided. So split championships can fuck off.

The time for explaining is over. The time for me….showing you what this is about is here. I guess. Alright let’s begin.

January 8th8:00National ChampionshipESPN#1#2
January 1st8:45Nokia Sugar BowlABCSEC Champat-large
January 1st5:00Rose Bowl presented by CitiABCBig Ten ChampSEC
January 1st1:00Discover Orange BowlNBCACC Champat-large
December 30th10:30Thrifty Car Rental Holiday BowlESPNBig Tenat-large
December 30th7:00Vizio Fiesta BowlNBCat-largeat-large
December 30th3:30Southwestern Bell Cotton BowlABCBig XII Champat-large
December 30thNoonChick-fil-A Peach BowlESPNACCat-large
December 29th8:00AXA Liberty BowlFOXAAC Champat-large
December 29th4:30Toyota Gator BowlNBCSECBig Ten
December 29th1:00John Hancock Sun BowlCBSBig XIIat-large
December 27th10:30Sega Las Vegas BowlESPNBig XIIat-large
December 27th7:00Capital One Citrus BowlABCACCat-large
December 26th9:30Domino’s Pizza Copper BowlESPNMWC Champat-large
December 25th3:30Jeep Aloha BowlABCMWCat-large
December 23rd10:00California Pizza Kitchen Freedom BowlESPNat-largeat-large
December 23rd3:30APS Payroll Independence BowlESPNSun Belt Champat-large
December 22nd8:00Phillips 66 Bluebonnet BowlABCAACat-large
December 20th8:30Regions Financial All-American BowlESPNC-USA Champat-large
December 19th7:00Burlington Coat Factory Garden State BowlESPNat-largeat-large
December 16th10:30Jack in the Box California BowlESPNat-largeat-large
December 16th7:00Outback BowlNBCSECat-large
December 16th3:30General Motors Cherry BowlFOXMAC ChampBig Ten
December 16thNoonMazda Tangerine BowlCBSat-largeat-large

Yeah this doesn’t look like what Bowl Season looks like now. Let’s get to some notes about the structure so far:

  • A ton of at-large bids. This is good since it allows bowl game committees to better choose teams they want to see.
  • More networks are involved and ESPN doesn’t have nearly as many games. I also threw a couple of games over to FOX even though they were barely a thing in the 80s.
  • Some of the sponsors were changed from the last time around because some bowls have had many sponsors. The Rose Bowl is now presented by Citi. The Las Vegas Bowl is brought to you by Sega. And the Tangerine Bowl is back to its original name and one if its early sponsors in Mazda.
  • Now some of the sponsors had to be just picked. I tried to be local with many of them. That’s why you see Regions Financial for the All-American Bowl (in Birmingham) and General Motors for the Cherry Bowl which is in Detroit.
  • Just like my Postseason Fix blog post, I have removed the Pac-12 from this. Have to move forward, ya know? Even if it is painful.

Just like last time I will tier the bowl games as follows:

  • Tier 1 – Current New Year’s Six bowls
  • Tier 2 – Post-Christmas Bowls
  • Tier 3 – Pre-Christmas Bowls

So the Tier 1 bowls will pick their at-large teams first, followed by the Tier 2 bowls, then finally the Tier 3 bowls. Within each tier, the order is random. Before we get to that, let’s see what the Tier 1 bowls look like with the tie-ins slotted in to their proper bowl games (remember, we are using next year’s conference alignment so, because Texas would be the highest ranked team, they are considered the “champ” of the SEC in this exercise…I am sure some SEC fans will bristle at this and frankly, I don’t give two squirts of shit about what you think about it).

Nokia Sugar BowlSEC Champat-large#3 Texas
Rose Bowl presented by CitiBig Ten Champat-large#1 Michigan
Discover Orange BowlACC ChampSEC#5 Florida State#4 Alabama
Vizio Fiesta Bowlat-largeat-large
Southwestern Bell Cotton BowlBig XII Champat-large#14 Arizona
Chick-fil-A Peach BowlACCat-large#15 Louisville

Good ol’ random drawing determines the order of selection. The Orange Bowl doesn’t even have to show up the lucky guys.

  • Rose – Georgia
  • Cotton – Washington
  • Fiesta – Oregon
  • Sugar – Ohio State
  • Peach – Penn State
  • Fiesta – Missouri

The Tier 1/New Year’s Six bowl games have been selected!

Nokia Sugar BowlSEC Champat-large#3 Texas#7 Ohio State
Rose Bowl presented by CitiBig Ten Champat-large#1 Michigan#6 Georgia
Discover Orange BowlACC ChampSEC#5 Florida State#4 Alabama
Vizio Fiesta Bowlat-largeat-large#8 Oregon#9 Missouri
Southwestern Bell Cotton BowlBig XII Champat-large#14 Arizona#2 Washington
Chick-fil-A Peach BowlACCat-large#15 Louisville#10 Penn State

What does this mean? Well, if you aren’t familiar with Poll n’ Bowl, there would be another set of rankings after these games were over to determine the two teams that would play for the national championship. Looking at this, four of the six games would be important in figuring this out with only the Fiesta and Peach Bowls not involved in painting the championship picture.

Now on to the next bowl tier. This is the post-Christmas bowl list. It does not include the Aloha Bowl which is on Christmas Day as it should be (and used to be).

Thrifty Car Rental Holiday BowlBig Tenat-large#17 Iowa
AXA Liberty BowlAAC Champat-large#24 SMU
Toyota Gator BowlSECBig Ten#11 Ole Miss
John Hancock Sun BowlBig XIIat-large#20 Oklahoma State
Sega Las Vegas BowlBig XIIat-large#25 Kansas State
Capital One Citrus BowlACCat-large#18 NC State
Domino’s Pizza Copper BowlMWC Champat-largeBoise State

Two things here. Boise State, even though they went 7-5, got their eighth win in the conference championship and, therefore, qualifies under my bowl system. The Gator Bowl is supposed to have a Big Ten team but after Iowa was slotted into the Holiday Bowl, the Big Ten had no other 8-win teams. Yikes. So that becomes an at-large. Now we will go the LIVE selection of the Tier 2 Bowl Games, sponsored by Taco Bell. Live Mas and avoid the Diarrhea.

  • Citrus – LSU
  • Las Vegas – Notre Dame
  • Holiday – Oklahoma
  • Copper – Oregon State
  • Sun – Tennessee
  • Gator – Clemson
  • Liberty – James Madison

Alright here are the matchups!

Thrifty Car Rental Holiday BowlBig Tenat-large#17 Iowa#12 Oklahoma
AXA Liberty BowlAAC Champat-large#24 SMUJames Madison
Toyota Gator BowlSECBig Ten#11 Ole Miss#22 Clemson
John Hancock Sun BowlBig XIIat-large#20 Oklahoma State#21 Tennessee
Sega Las Vegas BowlBig XIIat-large#25 Kansas State#16 Notre Dame
Capital One Citrus BowlACCat-large#18 NC State#13 LSU
Domino’s Pizza Copper BowlMWC Champat-largeBoise State#19 Oregon State

Some really good matchups here including KSU-ND and NCST-LSU. The Liberty Bowl would have had an opportunity to pick Liberty and I think they would choose James Madison instead.

Third tier time! According to the rules (my rules), the eight-win teams must be selected first. Then we go to those filthy seven-win teams. Ugh. Here is what we are looking at going into this final random draw:

Jeep Aloha BowlMWCat-largeUNLV
California Pizza Kitchen Freedom Bowlat-largeat-large
APS Payroll Independence BowlSun Belt Champat-largeTroy
Phillips 66 Bluebonnet BowlAACat-largeTulane
Regions Financial All-American BowlC-USA Champat-large#23 Liberty
Burlington Coat Factory Garden State Bowlat-largeat-large
Jack in the Box California Bowlat-largeat-large
Outback BowlSECat-large
General Motors Cherry BowlMAC ChampBig TenMiami-OH
Mazda Tangerine Bowlat-largeat-large

The Big Ten, yet again doesn’t have a team to fill a tie-in. Same with the SEC in this case as they don’t have another eight-win team to go to the Outback Bowl. Which leads us to the final draw of teams, the one that many will watch because this will be the difference between being bowl-eligible and being home for the holidays. We start with the draw of eight win teams remaining:

  • Freedom – Utah
  • Aloha – North Carolina
  • California – Fresno State
  • Tangerine – West Virginia
  • Freedom – UTSA
  • Outback – Kansas
  • California – New Mexico State
  • Outback – Memphis
  • All-American – Appalachian State
  • Bluebonnet – Air Force
  • Tangerine – Jacksonville State
  • Garden State – Toledo
  • Cherry – Ohio
  • Garden State – Wyoming

One measly bowl slot left. So the Garden State Bowl kind of gets hosed because they are forced to pick Wyoming instead of any of the seven-win teams. Thems the breaks and the EXCITEMENT of the Bossman Poll n’ Bowl System. Which bowl is left? The Independence Bowl sponsored by Shreveport’s own APS Payroll, of course! And who will they choose? Hmmm…I think if Caleb Williams had been playing it would have been USC but I have a feeling they will go with Texas A&M instead.

Complete Poll n’ Bowl schedule here we go!

January 8th8:00National ChampionshipESPN#1#2
January 1st8:45Nokia Sugar BowlABC#3 Texas#7 Ohio State
January 1st5:00Rose Bowl presented by CitiABC#1 Michigan#6 Georgia
January 1st1:00Discover Orange BowlNBC#5 Florida State#4 Alabama
December 30th10:30Thrifty Car Rental Holiday BowlESPN#17 Iowa#12 Oklahoma
December 30th7:00Vizio Fiesta BowlNBC#8 Oregon#9 Missouri
December 30th3:30Southwestern Bell Cotton BowlABC#14 Arizona#2 Washington
December 30thNoonChick-fil-A Peach BowlESPN#15 Louisville#10 Penn State
December 29th8:00AXA Liberty BowlFOX#24 SMUJames Madison
December 29th4:30Toyota Gator BowlNBC#11 Ole Miss#22 Clemson
December 29th1:00John Hancock Sun BowlCBS#20 Oklahoma State#21 Tennessee
December 27th10:30Sega Las Vegas BowlESPN#25 Kansas State#16 Notre Dame
December 27th7:00Capital One Citrus BowlABC#18 NC State#13 LSU
December 26th9:30Domino’s Pizza Copper BowlESPNBoise State#19 Oregon State
December 25th3:30Jeep Aloha BowlABCUNLVNorth Carolina
December 23rd10:00California Pizza Kitchen Freedom BowlESPNUtahUTSA
December 23rd3:30APS Payroll Independence BowlESPNTroyTexas Tech
December 22nd8:00Phillips 66 Bluebonnet BowlABCTulaneAir Force
December 20th8:30Regions Financial All-American BowlESPN#23 LibertyAppalachian State
December 19th7:00Burlington Coat Factory Garden State BowlESPNToledoWyoming
December 16th10:30Jack in the Box California BowlESPNFresno StateNew Mexico State
December 16th7:00Outback BowlNBCKansasMemphis
December 16th3:30General Motors Cherry BowlFOXMiami-OHOhio
December 16thNoonMazda Tangerine BowlCBSWest VirginiaJacksonville State

As I ask every year, how do we figure out who plays in the national championship game? Here are the different scenarios:

  • Michigan is in if they win the Rose Bowl
  • Washington is in if they win the Cotton Bowl AND Texas doesn’t beat Ohio State by too much
  • Texas is in if they win by a lot over Ohio State AND either Michigan loses OR Washington loses OR Washington wins but by very little
  • Alabama or Florida State are in if they win AND two of Michigan, Washington or Texas lose
  • Georgia is in if they win AND Washington loses AND Texas loses

Could Ohio State get in? Unlikely but remember, it comes down to voters and some of them like to think of what just happened because they have CFADD (College Football Attention Deficit Disorder). The Buckeyes would have to wallop Texas, hope FSU-Bama is close, have Georgia beat Michigan but by not too much and Washington has to lose to Arizona. Possible? Sure. But I doubt it.

So is this better or worse than the current setup? Who really knows. College football is a bit of a mess and no one wants to agree on anything. Now we have Florida State openly getting ready to leave the ACC and I don’t blame them. How dare they not be like Vanderbilt and just fucking show up and be shitty at the number one money sport but be in one of the top two conferences in that sport? The audacity. I mean the whole idea of the Big Ten and the SEC having the majority of the best college football teams would hold water if Vandy, Rutgers, Indiana, Mississippi State and a few others didn’t exist. They should have just broke up football into their own special thing and left the conferences the way they were for the rest of the sports. Or….promotion and relegation. I think I might do that exercise soon and ho boy it is going to rattle some chains I’m sure (if the right people read it).

Post-Christmas Bowl Season is about to start so things are getting a bit more important in the college football world. Plus, this is the final dash to the end with a lot of college football on so watch as much as you can, fill up that PVR if you have to and enjoy the games everyone!

If I Could Fix the Current Postseason Format Version 4.0

The bowl games have commenced. I did horrible with my first day picks. Haven’t done a whole lot better since then. But never mind that because it’s time for me the fix the postseason….well, the current version at least.

The current postseason setup is plagued with issues but the idea that players can hop into the transfer portal BEFORE the bowl games are over is absurd. Honestly, same with coaches. There are almost needs to be a moratorium on moves that starts the day after conference championship weekend ends and finishes the day after the national championship. Otherwise it becomes the quasi-shitshow we have now.

This is now the ninth time I have done this exercise. Nine. I am not linking the previous eight but they shouldn’t be too difficult to find. Like the fact that I am sure most of these posts were done sometime in December. Should make your search a bit easier.

We begin with the opening ceremonies, so to speak: the axing of bowl games. That’s right, some bowl games just cannot exist in my version of Bowl Season. ESPN Events can fuck off if they have a problem with this. So the following bowl games will cease to exist:

  • Myrtle Beach Bowl
  • Bahamas Bowl
  • Cure Bowl
  • 68 Ventures Bowl
  • Frisco Bowl
  • Boca Raton Bowl
  • Gasparilla Bowl
  • Camellia Bowl
  • Arizona Bowl

I’m sure some will bristle at the Cure Bowl because it’s a charity endeavour. Want a solution? Make more bowls like this. Have a portion of ticket revenue go to a charity of their choice. See how easy that was? Do I have to come up with all the answers? It sure feels like it.

Also, with the restrictions I have on who qualifies for the bowl games in my scenario, these bowls had to go. I get it: less football usually sucks. But the idea is to give as many of these games a full national audience as much as possible. That’s the whole point. Some of these teams just don’t get these kinds of audiences and bowl season is their one shot to do so. So let’s give it to them!

Another thing: pre-Christmas daytime starts. Those are gone. They are stupid. So don’t do them. There’s no reason for them. I think the only game that had to be played during the day was the Bahamas Bowl and, well, go back and look at the list.

Let’s bring back more games on over-the-air networks. So I am planning, as per usual, to take games off of ESPN and disperse them to ABC, CBS, FOX and NBC. No I am not putting any on the CW although I was tempted to move the Hawaii Bowl to 11:59 PM and put it on Spectrum Sports and have a bowl season Hawaii Test.

The amount of bowl tie-ins drops for an obvious reason. I am looking forward with this so I figured I might as well not include the Pac-12 and put teams in the conferences they will be in next season. So there are plenty of at-large spots available. The other incentive I always use is back: each Group of Five champion gets to face a Power Five team in a bowl game. There is a bit of a change this year. With the Pac-12 no longer in this exercise, the Mountain West doesn’t have a partner in this, so to speak. So they aren’t slotted in for one of these games. Because of this, if the Mountain West champion is the top Group of Five team, they will just take their spot in the playoffs and that’s that. If they aren’t, then that team will replace the conference that did have the top Group of Five team in their bowl game. So, in essence, each G-5 champ still has their shot against a P-5 team, with a twist.

How do you qualify for the Bossman Bowl System? 7 wins. Those teams that qualify will be placed first and then, AND ONLY THEN, will any 6-win teams be put into bowl slots.

And finally let’s look at Selection Sunday: an abomination that I am sure ESPN is proud of but they shouldn’t be because it’s a fucking garbage show with their garbage takes. Complete crap. Let’s spice it up, shall we?

  • Noon-12:05 – Introduction of hosts and panel
  • 12:05-12:30 – CFP byes announced with analysis
  • 12:25-1:15 – First round playoff matchups announced with analysis
  • 1:15-2:00 – Tie-ins filled with short analysis
  • 2:00-3:30 – It’s selection time! The bowl games are selected in random order (draw would have been determined in the morning if not late the night before). At-large selections are shown every few minutes. Analysis follows every pick and new bowl game matchup is shown if both bowl slots are filled.
  • 3:30-4:00 – Final analysis and thoughts

Much better. Hell, even do the live look-ins like they do at March Madness. They did it this year and there was some interesting reaction shots. Florida State’s was heartbreaking, Liberty’s was nice to see and Michigan’s was hilarious. Drama. ESPN is starting to get it but the stuff they manufacture is mostly crap. If it wasn’t for Booger McFarland squaring off with Joey Galloway that entire show would have been unwatchable.

Next year, we get the 12-team playoff. It took years but everyone realized four wasn’t the answer. Probably should have gone right to six or stayed at two. Oh well, hindsight is 20-20. The top four will be the conference champions so I have taken some leeway by taking the top ranked team in what the conferences will look like next year. The Group of Five gets their top team in and that team will usually end up being the #12 seed although there have been times where they wouldn’t have been like when Cincinnati made the 4-team playoff a few years back. So here is what the Top 12 would look like, with the upcoming criteria and teams in their new conferences:

  1. Michigan (Big Ten champ)
  2. Texas (SEC champ)
  3. Florida State (ACC champ)
  4. Arizona (Big XII champ)
  5. Washington (Big Ten)
  6. Alabama (SEC)
  7. Georgia (SEC)
  8. Ohio State (Big Ten)
  9. Oregon (Big Ten)
  10. Missouri (SEC)
  11. Penn State (Big Ten)
  12. Liberty (Conference USA)

See how much things change? Florida State AND Arizona get byes. Arizona. A team that didn’t even make the New Year’s Six this time around. It also means Ole Miss gets booted from a possible national championship spot. I’m already not liking the new system. I’m sure with the new conference alignment, we won’t see this kind of disparity from the Big Ten/SEC and the ACC/Big XII. But for this time around, this is what we’ve got.

Scheduling! It’s what I show on here. So this has to work or otherwise what have I learned the past decade? I am using this year’s dates but the setup will work in other years as well. The main thing is to use Saturdays as your playoff days. Or if that fails, New Year’s Day for one. This is how this will work. Here is what I see with this:

First Round Games – Saturday December 23rd (all times EST)

  • Missouri at Georgia (Noon, ESPN)
  • Penn State at Alabama (3:30, CBS)
  • Oregon at Ohio State (7:00, FOX)
  • Liberty at Washington (10:30, ESPN)

I’m sure Chris Petersen might be a bit miffed at the start time for the final game but using the entire Saturday is the right play here. No other bowl games will be on this day either so these four games will have full national attention until the NFL puts their games on this day because they couldn’t give two shits about anything else on TV.

Quarter-Finals – Saturday December 30th

Since college football wants to change so much then let’s change it. The New Year’s Day traditional games? That’s no more. Hey, college football started it, I’m just continuing with it. The top four teams would be slotted in to these bowl games at the start of Selection Sunday and The Committee would try their best (after eating copious amounts of Chinese food and drinking 290 coolers between the 13 of them) to put the teams in spots that are advantageous to them, not only in their location, but the home cities of the teams they may face.

  • Peach Bowl (Noon, FOX) – Michigan vs. Oregon/Ohio St. winner
  • Cotton Bowl (3:30, ABC) – Texas vs. Mizzou/UGA winner
  • Orange Bowl (7:00, NBC) – Florida State vs. Penn St./Bama winner
  • Fiesta Bowl (10:30, ESPN) – Arizona vs. Liberty/Washington winner

Again, the former Pac-12 teams seem stuck in the late night spot and this is fine by me and better damn well be fine with the powers that be.

Semi-Finals – Saturday January 6th

Again, stick to Saturdays.

  • Rose Bowl (5:00, ABC) – Peach Bowl winner vs. Fiesta Bowl winner
  • Sugar Bowl (8:45, ABC) – Cotton Bowl winner vs. Orange Bowl winner

I get that it’s almost a guarantee a West Coast team would come out of the Fiesta Bowl but if Michigan or Ohio State gets in, their fans travel well and to go to the Rose Bowl? They will fill their side of the stands no problem.

CFP National Championship – Saturday January 13th

We move the national championship back six days. This may mess with the NFL playoffs but that’s something that can be figured out. Hell, move the game to the 20th for all I care. Just keep it on Saturday night. And it will be, starting at 8:00 on ESPN.

Now on to the next part of our show, the tie-in portion. There are now nine less bowls as you remember. Very little overlap. Things look good. Now the teams need to be filled in. This is what the rest of the bowls will look like after all the tie-ins are dealt with and they will be dealt with. Not having official tie-ins and never even bothering with them. That shit bugs me.

DATETIMEBOWLTIE-IN #1TIE-IN #2
January 1st7:00GatorSECACC
January 1st3:30CitrusSECBig Ten
January 1stNoonReliaQuestSECBig Ten
December 29th8:30AlamoBig XIIat-large
December 29th5:00Music CitySECBig Ten
December 29th2:30SunBig XIIat-large
December 29thNoonPop TartsACCat-large
December 28th8:45TexasBig XIIat-large
December 28th5:30Duke’s MayoACCat-large
December 28th2:15PinstripeBig TenACC
December 28th11:00 AMFenwayAACat-large
December 27th8:00Holidayat-largeat-large
December 27th4:30First ResponderBig XIIC-USA
December 27th1:00MilitaryACCAAC
December 26th9:00Guaranteed Rateat-largeat-large
December 26th5:30LibertySECSun Belt
December 26th2:00IndependenceSun Beltat-large
December 24th10:30HawaiiMWCat-large
December 22nd8:30Idaho PotatoMWCMAC
December 20th8:30Armed ForcesAACat-large
December 19th8:00BirminghamC-USAat-large
December 16th10:30Las Vegasat-largeat-large
December 16th8:00LAat-largeat-large
December 16th5:30New Mexicoat-largeat-large
December 16th2:15New OrleansSun Beltat-large
December 16th11:00 AMQuick LaneBig TenMAC

Yeah that’s a lot of at-large bids. Good. This is what makes this way of doing things that much more interesting. OK, let’s fill in those tie-ins. Remember, all teams in their new conferences (I hope I am not so confused with this next year).

DATETIMENETWORKBOWLTEAM #1TEAM #2
January 1st7:00CBSGatorOle MissLouisville
January 1st3:30ABCCitrusOklahomaIowa
January 1stNoonABCReliaQuestLSUUSC
December 29th8:30FOXAlamoOklahoma Stateat-large
December 29th5:00ESPNMusic CityTennesseeUCLA
December 29th2:30CBSSunKansas Stateat-large
December 29thNoonESPNPop TartsNC Stateat-large
December 28th8:45ESPNTexasUtahat-large
December 28th5:30ESPNDuke’s MayoClemsonat-large
December 28th2:15ESPNPinstripeMarylandNorth Carolina
December 28th11:00 AMESPNFenwayTulaneat-large
December 27th8:00FOXHolidayat-largeat-large
December 27th4:30ESPNFirst ResponderKansasBoise State
December 27th1:00ESPNMilitaryMiamiSMU
December 26th9:00ESPNGuaranteed Rateat-largeat-large
December 26th5:30ESPNLibertyKentuckyTroy
December 26th2:00ESPNIndependenceJames Madisonat-large
December 24th10:30ESPNHawaiiUNLVat-large
December 22nd8:30ESPNIdaho PotatoAir ForceToledo
December 20th8:30ESPNArmed ForcesMemphisat-large
December 19th8:00ESPNBirminghamNew Mexico Stateat-large
December 16th10:30ESPNLas Vegasat-largeat-large
December 16th8:00ABCLAat-largeat-large
December 16th5:30ESPNNew Mexicoat-largeat-large
December 16th2:15ESPNNew OrleansAppalachian Stateat-large
December 16th11:00 AMNBCQuick LaneWisconsinMiami-OH

It’s a bit confusing with the new Big Ten and SEC teams but we have to get used to it soon anyway. Might as well do it now.

The G-5 conference champions get the opportunities they deserve:

  • SMU (the AAC champ) goes to the Military Bowl to face Miami
  • Troy (Sun Belt champ) plays Kentucky in the Liberty Bowl, a step-up from the champ usually going to the New Orleans or Camellia Bowls
  • The Quick Lane Bowl gets MAC champ Miami-OH and they end up paired up with the Wisconsin Badgers.
  • Finally, with Liberty in the playoff, Boise State, the Mountain West champ, replaces them in the First Responder Bowl.

I think setting the qualification at 7 wins works well. There are 17 at-large teams remaining. This number includes Notre Dame. I don’t care about their current setup with the ACC bowl tie-ins. It’s dumb. They are an Independent. They can act like one. Same with Oregon State now. Interestingly, we have 21 at-large spots. So four more teams will get in. Four teams who had six wins during the season. Under my regime, the bowls can pick ANY six win team once the seven-win teams are all slotted. Makes things way more interesting and keeps many teams with their eyes glued to the television to see if they get in or not. So let’s start the random draw. I did this and it was random and this is how it turned out:

  • Duke’s Mayo – Notre Dame
  • Holiday – Oregon State
  • Pop Tarts – Coastal Carolina
  • Independence – West Virginia
  • Texas – Texas A&M
  • New Mexico – UTSA
  • Hawaii – Iowa State
  • Sun – Texas State
  • Las Vegas – Fresno State
  • Fenway – Duke
  • Alamo – Jacksonville State
  • LA – San Jose State
  • Armed Forces – Wyoming
  • Las Vegas – Northwestern
  • LA – Ohio
  • New Orleans – WKU
  • Holiday – Bowling Green

Man, the Guaranteed Rate Bowl got fucked here. Or did they? They get two selections from the six-win pool while the Birmingham and New Mexico Bowls get one each. Who will they choose?????

  • Birmingham – Auburn
  • Guaranteed Rate – Texas Tech
  • New Mexico – California
  • Guaranteed Rate – Virginia Tech

OK well at least the Guaranteed Rate Bowl gets two fanbases who will travel. So after the fun-time selection process, this is what the new bowl schedule will look like (other than the playoffs):

DATETIMENETWORKBOWLTEAM #1TEAM #2
January 1st7:00CBSGatorOle MissLouisville
January 1st3:30ABCCitrusOklahomaIowa
January 1stNoonABCReliaQuestLSUUSC
December 29th8:30FOXAlamoOklahoma StateJacksonville State
December 29th5:00ESPNMusic CityTennesseeUCLA
December 29th2:30CBSSunKansas StateTexas State
December 29thNoonESPNPop TartsNC StateCoastal Carolina
December 28th8:45ESPNTexasUtahTexas A&M
December 28th5:30ESPNDuke’s MayoClemsonNotre Dame
December 28th2:15ESPNPinstripeMarylandNorth Carolina
December 28th11:00 AMESPNFenwayTulaneDuke
December 27th8:00FOXHolidayOregon StateBowling Green
December 27th4:30ESPNFirst ResponderKansasBoise State
December 27th1:00ESPNMilitaryMiamiSMU
December 26th9:00ESPNGuaranteed RateTexas TechVirginia Tech
December 26th5:30ESPNLibertyKentuckyTroy
December 26th2:00ESPNIndependenceJames MadisonWest Virginia
December 24th10:30ESPNHawaiiUNLVIowa State
December 22nd8:30ESPNIdaho PotatoAir ForceToledo
December 20th8:30ESPNArmed ForcesMemphisWyoming
December 19th8:00ESPNBirminghamNew Mexico StateAuburn
December 16th10:30ESPNLas VegasFresno StateNorthwestern
December 16th8:00ABCLASan Jose StateOhio
December 16th5:30ESPNNew MexicoUTSACalifornia
December 16th2:15ESPNNew OrleansAppalachian StateWKU
December 16th11:00 AMNBCQuick LaneWisconsinMiami-OH

A few notes here:

  • Auburn has to wonder why the college football Gods hate them. Another game with New Mexico State?
  • Taking Notre Dame out of the ACC group when it comes to tie-ins means they can now face an ACC team in a bowl game. ND-Clemson? Yes, please.
  • A few more P5 vs. G5 matches materialize because of the way the bowls are selected. James Madison gets to play West Virginia while RichRod’s Jacksonville State Gamecocks face off against Captain Mullet himself, Mike Gundy and his Oklahoma State squad.

OK look are all the matchups better here? No. That’s not really the point though. The point is to create interesting matchups that people might want to watch and to reward teams for their seasons. The hope here is that maybe a few more players will choose to play these games rather than opt out and get ready for the draft. I don’t blame them but it would be nice to see full rosters face off against each other. I think the bigger picutre has to be that the transfer portal shouldn’t open until after the bowl games are over but that’s a different conversation.

Alright, that was….well, fun may be a stretch but it was interesting to do as usual. I hope you enjoyed reading it and have a great weekend and a Merry Christmas!