Alright it’s time for version 5 of this fabulous idea of mine. Version 5? My God. Anyway, I have done this four times before: here, here, here, and finally here. Does anyone listen? I don’t think so. They should. Who are they? Too many to count but there are a lot of them.
I’m going to do the same exercise this time around. But I am going to change things up since I think the bowl season can be EVEN BETTER! Normally I say don’t bother changing things if they are good but I am breaking that rule this one time. First things first, we must eliminate a few bowl games. Don’t get me wrong: bowl games can be good for local tourism and economy but the math surrounding that is always so shady so who knows what everyone is getting. So the following bowls can cease to exist:
- First Responder Bowl
- Frisco Bowl
- Camellia Bowl
- Bahamas Bowl
- Gasparilla Bowl
- Idaho Potato Bowl
I kept the Cure Bowl this time around thanks to the charity aspect of it (or at least more of one than other bowls). There are others that could have been included here but I figured to take too many bowl games out would a) be too crazy and people would balk at the suggestion and b) mean less football which is, for the most part, a bad thing. And yes, I understand that less football is a bad thing but maybe you will understand my thinking a bit more when you realize a big part of this is to give as many games their own national spotlight as possible (or at least the second half of their games…when it counts).
No more pre-Christmas daytime weekday games. I don’t understand how this happens. Even with the Bahamas Bowl which I guess has to be played during the day. Play it on a Saturday then. How difficult is that? No worries anymore with the Bahamas Bowl since in Bossmanland, this bowl no longer exists.
I am also moving a few more games off of ESPN. ESPN will hate this naturally. But it would be nice for Canadians and for Americans who don’t have cable. I get that this will change in the future with watching games online but until that happens more than just with a few Facebook games from Stadium, I am going to keep things as is…so you can watch them on TV (or at least that network’s app).
Alright the bowl tie-ins are driving me nuts, especially with the Orange Bowl fiasco this season. OK fiasco is maybe too harsh a word but it still was bad. I mean a team that was almost out of the Top 25 getting into a New Year’s Six bowl? Come on. So now, Power Five conferences will get four bowl tie-ins, but the AAC and MWC get three, C-USA gets two, and the MAC and Sun Belt get one (their conference champion). Then the at-large bucket gets all the rest of the teams. It opens up the possibility for better matchups. And just like last time, I am putting in the incentive to win a Group of Five conference championship: you get your shot against a Power Five team. Automatic. That is the one of the most important aspects of this exercise. And what would happen is that if certain teams always won their conferences and always beat a Power Five in a bowl game you would have some Power Five conferences looking their way (as long as their isn’t a massive realignment shift caused by the Big XII or Pac-12 just ceasing to exist).
The other thing I have done is gone ahead and expanded the College Football Playoff…to five teams. Yes, a slight change that I think is a big enough expansion to be honest. And the game that will be the play-in game will not be in Dayton (as hilarious as that would be) but in the new stadium in Las Vegas. So the Las Vegas Bowl now becomes a 4 vs. 5 game, meaning the Mountain West champ will have to go elsewhere which I will show in a bit.
Finally, to get into the New Year’s Six, you must be in the Top 20 to qualify. So no Virginia in the Orange Bowl.
Qualification is now set at 7 wins. All 7 win teams must be placed and only if we still need to fill bowl slots that we would use 6 win teams.
Just like last year, the final thing I would do is as follows: that 4-hour marathon crapfest show on ESPN would now truly become Selection Sunday. The schedule would go as follows (if the show started at Noon):
- Noon-12:05 – Introduction of hosts and panel
- 12:05-12:30 – CFP Bowls filled and analysis
- 12:30-1:00 – NY6 bowls filled and analysis
- 1:00-2:00 – Tie-ins filled and analysis
- 2:00-3:30 – Selection time! Bowls are selected in random order of selection that morning (to give bowl committees time to pick their teams). At-large selections shown every couple of minutes. Analysis can follow every pick and at the end of this timeslot.
- 3:30-4:00 – Final analysis of bowl games
That would be a show I would watch. It would be like CBS’s March Madness Selection Show except with a lot less Greg Gumbel and a lot more intrigue. I’ve watched parts of the show the past couple of years and it’s awful. Like seriously bad. So make it better.
So here is what we would see after the tie-ins are done and other changes like dates and times have been completed (and yes this looks shitty because I am basically copying last year’s version and I don’t care because I’m being lazy right now):
December 28, 2019 | 8:00 PM | Fiesta Bowl | ESPN | CFP #2 | CFP #3 | Ohio State | Clemson |
December 28, 2019 | 4:00 PM | Peach Bowl | ESPN | CFP #1 | Las Vegas Bowl Winner | LSU | OU/UGA |
December 21, 2019 | 8:00 PM | Las Vegas Bowl | ESPN | CFP #4 | CFP #5 | Oklahoma | Georgia |
January 1, 2020 | 8:45 PM | Sugar Bowl | ESPN | SEC #1 | Big XII #1 | Florida | Baylor |
January 1, 2020 | 5:00 PM | Rose Bowl | ESPN | Big Ten #1 | Pac-12 #1 | Wisconsin | Oregon |
December 30, 2019 | 8:00 PM | Orange Bowl | ESPN | ACC #1 | at-large | Auburn | Penn State |
December 28, 2019 | 12:00 PM | Cotton Bowl | ESPN | CFP At-large | G-5 #1 | Utah | Memphis |
January 6, 2020 | 7:30 PM | Mobile Bowl | CBSSN | at-large | at-large | ||
January 5, 2020 | 7:30 PM | Birmingham Bowl | ABC | at-large | AAC #2 | Navy | |
January 4, 2020 | 11:30 AM | Armed Forces Bowl | ABC | Big XII #3 | at-large | Iowa State | |
January 2, 2020 | 7:00 PM | Gator Bowl | ESPN | SEC #3 | at-large | Tennessee | |
January 1, 2020 | 1:00 PM | Outback Bowl | ESPN | at-large | Big Ten #3 | Iowa | |
January 1, 2020 | 11:30 AM | Citrus Bowl | ABC | SEC #2 | Big Ten #2 | Alabama | Michigan |
December 31, 2019 | 7:30 PM | Alamo Bowl | FOX | Big XII #2 | at-large | Oklahoma State | |
December 31, 2019 | 4:30 PM | Arizona Bowl | CBSSN | MWC #2 | at-large | Air Force | |
December 31, 2019 | 3:00 PM | Liberty Bowl | ESPN | AAC #3 | at-large | SMU | |
December 31, 2019 | 12:00 PM | Belk Bowl | ABC | at-large | ACC #2 | Virginia | |
December 30, 2019 | 10:00 PM | Redbox Bowl | FS1 | MWC #1 | Pac-12 #4 | Boise State | California |
December 30, 2019 | 5:00 PM | Music City Bowl | ESPN | SEC #4 | C-USA #1 | Texas A&M | Florida Atlantic |
December 30, 2019 | 2:00 PM | Sun Bowl | CBS | at-large | at-large | ||
December 28, 2019 | 1:30 PM | Camping World Bowl | ABC | at-large | ACC #3 | Virginia Tech | |
December 27, 2019 | 10:30 PM | Cheez-It Bowl | ESPN | at-large | Pac-12 #3 | Arizona State | |
December 27, 2019 | 8:00 PM | Holiday Bowl | FOX | at-large | Pac-12 #2 | USC | |
December 27, 2019 | 7:00 PM | Texas Bowl | ESPN | Big XII #4 | Sun Belt #1 | Texas | Appalachian State |
December 27, 2019 | 3:30 PM | Pinstripe Bowl | ESPN | at-large | at-large | ||
December 27, 2019 | 12:00 PM | Military Bowl | ESPN | ACC #4 | AAC #1 | Louisville | Cincinnati |
December 26, 2019 | 8:00 PM | Quick Lane Bowl | ESPN | Big Ten #4 | MAC #1 | Minnesota | Miami-OH |
December 26, 2019 | 4:00 PM | Independence Bowl | ESPN | C-USA #2 | at-large | Louisiana Tech | |
December 24, 2019 | 8:00 PM | Hawaii Bowl | ESPN | MWC #3 | at-large | Utah State | |
December 21, 2019 | 4:00 PM | Boca Raton Bowl | ESPN | at-large | at-large | ||
December 21, 2019 | 2:30 PM | Cure Bowl | CBSSN | at-large | at-large | ||
December 20, 2019 | 9:00 PM | New Mexico Bowl | ESPN | at-large | at-large | ||
December 18, 2019 | 9:00 PM | New Orleans Bowl | ESPN | at-large | at-large |
See? With less bowl tie-ins, there is no way that a conference wouldn’t be able to fulfill them. Then we won’t have issues like we have every damn year with those stupid tie-ins.
The College Football Playoff stays the same. The New Year’s Six does not! Virginia is no longer in the New Year’s Six thanks to my only Top 20 teams allowed policy. Also, I have added the Las Vegas Bowl as the play-in game (not to be played in Dayton). After that, there are some wildly different changes:
- The G-5 conference champion process will set up the following:
- Cincinnati (AAC runner-up because conference champ Memphis is in the NY6) goes to the Military Bowl to face Louisville (for the Keg of Nails!)
- Boise State (MWC champ) plays California in the Redbox Bowl, not the Las Vegas Bowl where the Mountain West champ now goes because the LV Bowl is now the big play-in game for the CFP thanks to their brand new stadium
- The Music City Bowl gets C-USA champ Florida Atlantic and they face Texas A&M
- The Sun Belt champ (Appalachian State) faces off against Texas in the Texas Bowl. And people will STILL complain that Texas and Texas A&M aren’t facing off in a bowl game. Relax.
- And finally, the MAC champ (Miami-OH). They face Minnesota in the Quick Lane Bowl.
- No bowl matchups have changed yet and I kept Bama-Michigan.
- Will getting rid of most of the 6-6 teams make the bowl games better? Some for sure. Again, if you are going to show three bowl games at basically the same time then you are splitting the audience so unless there’s a remedy for that, this is probably the best we can do.
So who’s left? All those empty spots have to be filled. There is a list of 27 teams remaining with at least seven wins remaining and, how about that, 27 spots remaining! So no hurt feelings. Now we start the random draw. So I did this, at random, and this is what I came up with:
- Sun – BYU
- Holiday – Kansas State
- Birmingham – UAB
- Outback – Notre Dame
- Armed Forces – Indiana
- Boca Raton – UCF
- Mobile – Kentucky
- Pinstripe – Buffalo
- Gator – Washington
- Alamo – Hawaii
- Cure – Liberty
- Sun – San Diego State
- Cheez-It – Wyoming
- New Orleans – Louisiana
- Arizona – Arkansas State
- Mobile – Wake Forest
- Camping World – Temple
- New Mexico – Nevada
- Pinstripe – Pittsburgh
- Cure – Charlotte
- Hawaii – Georgia Southern
- Independence – Georgia State
- New Orleans – Southern Miss
- New Mexico – Western Kentucky
- Liberty – Marshall
- Boca Raton – Central Michigan
- Belk – Western Michigan
The Final Belk Bowl kind of got the shaft there. That’s too bad but that’s the way the random draw goes. So after these selections this is what the new bowl schedule will look like:
December 28, 2019 | 8:00 PM | Fiesta Bowl | ESPN | CFP #2 | CFP #3 | Ohio State | Clemson |
December 28, 2019 | 4:00 PM | Peach Bowl | ESPN | CFP #1 | Las Vegas Bowl Winner | LSU | OU/UGA |
December 21, 2019 | 8:00 PM | Las Vegas Bowl | ESPN | CFP #4 | CFP #5 | Oklahoma | Georgia |
January 1, 2020 | 8:45 PM | Sugar Bowl | ESPN | SEC #1 | Big XII #1 | Florida | Baylor |
January 1, 2020 | 5:00 PM | Rose Bowl | ESPN | Big Ten #1 | Pac-12 #1 | Wisconsin | Oregon |
December 30, 2019 | 8:00 PM | Orange Bowl | ESPN | ACC #1 | at-large | Auburn | Penn State |
December 28, 2019 | 12:00 PM | Cotton Bowl | ESPN | CFP At-large | G-5 #1 | Utah | Memphis |
January 6, 2020 | 7:30 PM | Mobile Bowl | CBSSN | at-large | at-large | Wake Forest | Kentucky |
January 5, 2020 | 7:30 PM | Birmingham Bowl | ABC | at-large | AAC #2 | UAB | Navy |
January 4, 2020 | 11:30 AM | Armed Forces Bowl | ABC | Big XII #3 | at-large | Iowa State | Indiana |
January 2, 2020 | 7:00 PM | Gator Bowl | ESPN | SEC #3 | at-large | Tennessee | Washington |
January 1, 2020 | 1:00 PM | Outback Bowl | ESPN | at-large | Big Ten #3 | Notre Dame | Iowa |
January 1, 2020 | 11:30 AM | Citrus Bowl | ABC | SEC #2 | Big Ten #2 | Alabama | Michigan |
December 31, 2019 | 7:30 PM | Alamo Bowl | FOX | Big XII #2 | at-large | Oklahoma State | Hawaii |
December 31, 2019 | 4:30 PM | Arizona Bowl | CBSSN | MWC #2 | at-large | Air Force | Arkansas State |
December 31, 2019 | 3:00 PM | Liberty Bowl | ESPN | AAC #3 | at-large | SMU | Marshall |
December 31, 2019 | 12:00 PM | Belk Bowl | ABC | at-large | ACC #2 | Western Michigan | Virginia |
December 30, 2019 | 10:00 PM | Redbox Bowl | FS1 | MWC #1 | Pac-12 #4 | Boise State | California |
December 30, 2019 | 5:00 PM | Music City Bowl | ESPN | SEC #4 | C-USA #1 | Texas A&M | Florida Atlantic |
December 30, 2019 | 2:00 PM | Sun Bowl | CBS | at-large | at-large | BYU | San Diego State |
December 28, 2019 | 1:30 PM | Camping World Bowl | ABC | at-large | ACC #3 | Temple | Virginia Tech |
December 27, 2019 | 10:30 PM | Cheez-It Bowl | ESPN | at-large | Pac-12 #3 | Wyoming | Arizona State |
December 27, 2019 | 8:00 PM | Holiday Bowl | FOX | at-large | Pac-12 #2 | Kansas State | USC |
December 27, 2019 | 7:00 PM | Texas Bowl | ESPN | Big XII #4 | Sun Belt #1 | Texas | Appalachian State |
December 27, 2019 | 3:30 PM | Pinstripe Bowl | ESPN | at-large | at-large | Pittsburgh | Buffalo |
December 27, 2019 | 12:00 PM | Military Bowl | ESPN | ACC #4 | AAC #1 | Louisville | Cincinnati |
December 26, 2019 | 8:00 PM | Quick Lane Bowl | ESPN | Big Ten #4 | MAC #1 | Minnesota | Miami-OH |
December 26, 2019 | 4:00 PM | Independence Bowl | ESPN | C-USA #2 | at-large | Louisiana Tech | Georgia State |
December 24, 2019 | 8:00 PM | Hawaii Bowl | ESPN | MWC #3 | at-large | Utah State | Georgia Southern |
December 21, 2019 | 4:00 PM | Boca Raton Bowl | ESPN | at-large | at-large | Central Michigan | UCF |
December 21, 2019 | 2:30 PM | Cure Bowl | CBSSN | at-large | at-large | Charlotte | Liberty |
December 20, 2019 | 9:00 PM | New Mexico Bowl | ESPN | at-large | at-large | Nevada | Western Kentucky |
December 18, 2019 | 9:00 PM | New Orleans Bowl | ESPN | at-large | at-large | Southern Miss | Louisiana |
A few games here that look a whole lot better and will be great for the media because it creates storylines like:
- The Cure Bowl getting Charlotte and Liberty, both in their first bowl games, should easily set a Cure Bowl attendance record.
- Pinstripe Bowl gets a massive boost with Pittsburgh and Buffalo going there, in my opinion.
- Virginia Tech still gets an old Big East foe as they face Temple in the Camping World Bowl.
- Gator Bowl getting a Pac-12 team? Oh yeah! Washington to face Tennessee there.
So there you go. Is it better? That’s debatable. I think the thing is though it gives these bowls the national spotlight they deserve. And for some programs, especially in the Group of Five, that is massive for them and could be a huge recruiting tool. Alright, enjoy the rest of 2019 everyone!