Isn’t this almost the worst tradition in college football? When college football media and fans go to ridiculous extremes after one week of college football (shut up, Week Zero). So let’s get right to those reactions that are probably overreactions (at least at this point):
- “UCLA is gonna win the Pac-12!” Look it’s quite a good start for the team in sissy blue. But they still have their entire conference schedule to go through. Could they be better than I thought (which was .500)? Absolutely. But to say they will win 9 or 10 games. Let’s just pump the brakes a bit.
- “The ACC is terrible!” Yeah, no. They aren’t. Yes, the conference as a whole had a bad first week. But North Carolina lost to what looks like could be a really good Virginia Tech team and Clemson lost to national title contender Georgia. Not much else of note but give them some time. Now if the highest ranked team in the ACC is at like #18 going into October then yes, they should start to panic.
- “Cincinnati or UCF is the Group of Five team to go to the New Year’s Six!” Don’t book it just quite yet. Yes, UCF’s victory over Boise State was impressive and Gus Malzahn may have brought something to the program that they slightly lost the past couple years. And Cincy is Cincy. But there are still a bunch of teams that have opportunities and you never know what surprise Group of Five team will be out there.
- “Oklahoma has no shot now.” Wait, what? First off, they won. Yes, it was closer than it should have been and it was Tulane but they still won. I can see their defense needs work but if they can figure it out, they have the offense to beat every team on their schedule.
- “Well, Indiana sucks again.” One game against what looks like a seriously good Iowa team shouldn’t mar the Hoosiers’ season. Let’s see how they do the rest of the month before saying they are coming back down to Earth a bit (yeah, like Tom Allen is going to allow that to happen).
- “Spencer Rattler and Sam Howell aren’t Heisman contenders at all.” Howell has fallen farther than Rattler in many people’s minds but they are still near the top of the Heisman contender list. Remember, some players really have won the Heisman in November so let’s chill here.
- “Randy Edsall is going to get shitcanned.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So silly. He quit instead.
Another tradition seems to be a quite bad Week 2 schedule (on paper) that somehow gets one really good Game of the Year candidate. Unfortunately, this is not an overreaction. It happens damn near every year. Oh well, if it sets us up for better weeks, then fine.
Friday
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Canada |
Kansas at #17 Coastal Carolina |
7:30 PM |
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North Carolina A&T at Duke |
8:00 PM |
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North Dakota at Utah State |
9:00 PM |
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UNDEFEATED KANSAS! UNDEFEATED COASTAL CAROLINA! Irresistible force, immovable object, and all that jazz. If it’s anything like last year’s Chants game against BYU, the crowd will be rocking which is amazing since there aren’t many seats in their stadium. There are also two other games you can watch but really, we all know what you’ll be watching.
Saturday Early
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Canada |
Illinois at Virginia |
11:00 AM |
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Western Kentucky at Army |
11:30 AM |
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Youngstown State at Michigan State |
Noon |
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Indiana State at Northwestern |
Noon |
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Pittsburgh at Tennessee |
Noon |
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South Carolina at East Carolina |
Noon |
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Miami-OH at Minnesota |
Noon |
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#12 Oregon at #3 Ohio State |
Noon |
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Kennesaw State at Georgia Tech |
Noon |
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Alabama State at #25 Auburn |
Noon |
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#13 Florida at USF |
1:00 PM |
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Rutgers at Syracuse |
2:00 PM |
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Jesus Christ that is a lot of games in the Noon timeslot. And oh man, morning football! It’s funny: I like morning college football but early morning NFL games in London? Not so much. Probably because I am up until like 2 or 3 into Sunday morning and getting up like six hours or so later to watch NFL football is actually too much for me. And yes, there is a weird start time for the game on ABC. If you have been living under several rocks, you might not have realized that this Saturday is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. So there will be a lot of shows on in the morning about it, which makes a lot of sense considering when that tragedy occurred. ABC is running a special until 1:00 meaning college football is waiting a little bit to start on there. No big deal really and to many Americans it’s a huge thing this day so we can all wait an other for a game featuring…USF? Yeah definitely not a big deal then.
Saturday Afternoon
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Purdue at UConn |
3:00 PM |
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Buffalo at Nebraska |
3:30 PM |
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Air Force at Navy |
3:30 PM |
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UAB at #2 Georgia |
3:30 PM |
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California at TCU |
3:30 PM |
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#5 Texas A&M vs. Colorado (in Denver) |
3:30 PM |
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Mercer at #1 Alabama |
4:00 PM |
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#10 Iowa at #9 Iowa State |
4:30 PM |
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South Carolina State at #6 Clemson |
5:00 PM |
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Here is our Game of the Year candidate, funny enough (well the second one after Oregon-tOSU earlier). Would you ever have thought that CyHawk could be Game of the Anything? It’s such a huge game this year that College Gameday is there as well. You will notice that the Notre Dame home game against Toledo is not on NBC. That’s because it’s on Peacock, the streaming app for NBC. Meaning, I am pretty sure none of us will be able to watch it. Slowly, these streaming platforms are getting into the sports game. Soon enough there will be multiple big games every week on like Hulu and will be shit out of luck if you don’t have Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu, Peacock, and whatever else is out there. Two final things here: yes, TSN2 is showing a game featuring the Mercer Bears. And yes, the ACC Network is doing their three-hour broadcast window thing. Stupid, but they can’t have games starting at 10:00 pm locally so they do what they feel like they have to do.
Saturday Primetime
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Houston at Rice |
6:30 PM |
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#15 Texas at Arkansas |
7:00 PM |
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Appalachian State at #22 Miami |
7:00 PM |
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NC State at Mississippi State |
7:00 PM |
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Howard at Maryland |
7:30 PM |
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Idaho at Indiana |
7:30 PM |
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Georgia State at North Carolina |
7:30 PM |
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Missouri at Kentucky |
7:30 PM |
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Washington at Michigan |
8:00 PM |
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Jacksonville State at Florida State |
8:00 PM |
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Yeah there really isn’t much here in terms of hugely important games. But see? The ABC started at 1pm “issue” worked itself out and we get the normal-for-about-a-decade 8:00 start in Ann Arbor where Washington might be the underdog? No TSN games in this timeslot which kind of sucks but it’s not like they are going to grab any ratings hits here. Texas-Arkansas might be the most interesting game here although there could actually be a fair amount riding on Mizzou-UK as the winner could actually contend in the SEC East (as long as Georgia falters at least once inside the conference).
Saturday Late Night
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Canada |
Vanderbilt at Colorado State |
10:00 PM |
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#21 Utah at BYU |
10:15 PM |
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UNLV at #23 Arizona State |
10:30 PM |
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Stanford at #14 USC |
10:30 PM |
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FOX Pac-12 After Dark? FOX Pac-12 After Dark!!! It’s too bad that Gus Johnson will be calling the Big Noon Saturday game because Gus After Dark would have been tons of fun. It’s unfortunate Stanford looked like shit on opening weekend but, hey, remember what I said about overreactions? Now watch the Trojans blow them out by like 40. Also, we have the Holy War between Utah and the soon-to-be-in-the-Big XII BYU Cougars. TSN is smart to pick up this once since it should be a raucous crowd in Provo.
Games to set your eyeballs on
Oregon at Ohio State (Noon, FOX) – One of, surprisingly, two Game of the Year candidates. And both teams looked, well, a bit off during Week 1. The Ducks struggled with Fresno State and needed a late score to win and the Buckeyes took quite a long time to finally shake off Minnesota and get the victory. This should be good and should be close. This game has been hyped since last year when people were already looking forward to this season. Let’s hope it matches the hype.
Iowa at Iowa State (4:30, ABC) – This has quickly become a massive game and could actually be a big part of the College Football Playoff story. The winner here may vault into the Top 5 depending on what else happens. The loser isn’t out of anything though and could still be in a good spot to get to a New Year’s Six bowl. This is easily the biggest and most important version of CyHawk ever.
Utah at BYU (10:15, TSN2) – OK so it doesn’t drop off too much after the first two. The Holy War is always a hotly contested matchup. College football is always good when rivalries have two good teams playing. Like if Alabama and Auburn are both good or if Michigan and Ohio State are both good. This one is no different. Utes are in the Top 25 and the Cougs are just outside it. This game is in Provo which has arguably the craziest crowd in the Mountain or Pacific time zones except for the one in Salt Lake City. As I said above, TSN was smart to pick up this one and it should be the gem of the late night window.
UAB at Georgia (3:30, specialty pack) – OK now it falls off a cliff. Don’t me wrong. UGA is a fantastic team and UAB has been a great story since reviving their team a few years back. But this probably won’t be close and as the fourth-best game of the week it doesn’t really scream quality to be honest with you.
Kansas at Coastal Carolina (Friday, 7:30, TSN2) – Aw fuck it why not? Kansas is in the Games of the Week list, BAYBEE! Let’s be honest: the Chants will probably mop the floor with the Jayhawks. But what if Kansas keeps it close through three quarters? Man, that would be quite the interesting final segment and bring in a lot of viewers…way more than Kansas football is used to.
Honourable mention: Texas at Arkansas (7:00, specialty pack), Stanford at USC (10:30, FOX), Appalachian State at Miami (7:00, specialty pack).
You wanna bet?
Only the most degenerate of gamblers will bet on these Week 2 games. I mean if it was NFL I’d for sure be doing it but not college. I’ve told you all my reasons, I won’t rehash them here again. Here are the picks!
Oregon over Ohio State
Iowa State over Iowa
Miami over Appalachian State
Coastal Carolina over Kansas
USC over Stanford
BYU over Utah
Texas over Arkansas
Georgia over UAB
Rice over Houston (big upset!)
Nebraska over Buffalo (Upset? Ahahahahahahahahahahaha…no wait….really…….Upset?)
Navy over Air Force (kind of an upset)
From what I can tell, everything is up on the specialty pack. Only thing I haven’t seen anywhere is the second BTN games at Noon and 7:30 but I’m sure that will be sorted out. As for the Pac-12 Network, no it is not on DAZN. Frustrating. So I won’t be listing those games on the schedules since there is no real point to doing so. Hopefully they scrap the current setup and then be smart and pair up with FOX or CBS and set up a proper conference network like the ACC, Big Ten and SEC have. It would be the best thing for that conference for sure and bring in some more money.
I assume by now you’ve heard the news: the Big XII is (finally) expanding. BYU, Cincinnati, Houston and UCF are expected to be voted in to the conference today sometime after they all sent in their applications a couple days ago. The vote is a no-brainer. The question will be when will the teams join and what happens to the American Conference now. The last thing I have heard is that BYU is probably moving for next season. The three AAC teams would then move the following year. Whether Oklahoma and Texas will still be around by then is anybody’s guess although I’d be shocked if they weren’t in the SEC by 2023. As for the AAC, I expect that they will look to expand. They would be down to eight teams with not exactly a murderer’s row of football programs. The schools that have already been bandied about include Marshall, Appalachian State, UAB and even Boise State and San Diego State (although I am sure the Mountain West will do everything they can to hold on to their new spot at the top of the Group of Five). So yeah, realignment news isn’t going anywhere after those four teams officially join.
Once I get back home, hell yes I will be watching football the rest of the weekend (sometime near the end of the Noon timeslot). Will I be watching football past midnight? Does a bear shit in the woods? I’ll catch up on sleep maybe in February. Enjoy the games everyone!