It Actually Happened (the Week 17 NFL TV Schedule)

I kind of joked earlier in the year that I think Nathaniel Hackett should have been fired during the season. I think quite a few people said it as well. The thing is, that happens rarely in the NFL. This isn’t college football where there are coaching changes all the time.

But guess what? It happened! It actually happened! The Denver Broncos pulled the trigger and shitcanned Hackett. I am actually surprised since I figured they would let him finish out the season and then fire him on Black Monday. Problem is, the Broncos looked so horrifically bad in their loss to the Rams this past weekend (where I am surprised Nickolodeon didn’t run out of slime despite the fact it’s all animated) that I think they had no choice but to axe him. It’s a smart move. No head coach has looked as inept at his job than Hackett did (although Jeff Saturday is trying his best to change that mindset). He was not ready and to be honest, I don’t think he will ever be ready to be a head coach. Good offensive coordinator, bad head coach. It’s the Wade Phillips corollary (paradox? equation?). Not every coordinator can run a team. And Hackett can’t…..hack it.

Let’s get to the schedule, which will not contain Nathaniel Hackett. It’s the second-last week of the season so a lot can happen and I’m not just talking about the standings. Here we go.

American Networks

Indianapolis at NY GIants1:00Seattle, Spokane, Detroit, Buffalo, Rochester, Watertown
Miami at New England1:00Minneapolis, Cleveland, Burlington, Boston, Presque Isle
Chicago at Detroit1:00Minneapolis, Detroit
NY Jets at Seattle4:05All affiliates (except Minneapolis & Detroit)
Minnesota at Green Bay4:25All affiliates

Canadian Networks

Indianapolis at NY Giants1:00Vancouver, Alberta, Saskatchewan, WinnipegLondon, Toronto
Miami at New England1:00Montreal, AtlanticOttawaTSN1, TSN3, TSN4, TSN5
Denver at Kansas City1:00Vancouver Island, Alberta
Chicago at Detroit1:00Kitchener, Toronto, Ottawa
Carolina at Tampa Bay1:00Northern OntarioAtlantic
NY Jets at Seattle4:05Vancouver, AlbertaTSN1, TSN3, TSN4
Minnesota at Green Bay4:25Saskatchewan, Winnipeg, Northern Ontario, Kitchener, Toronto, Ottawa, MontrealAtlantic

Primetime Games

Dallas at TennesseeThursday, 8:15, Amazon Prime, CTV2, TSN1
Pittsburgh at Baltimore8:15, NBC, CTV2, TSN1/3/4
Buffalo at Cincinnati8:30, ABC, CTV, TSN3

Non-Nathaniel Things

  • I get that Jeff Saturday is an interim head coach and not the full-time guy but still, he’s terrible. And shouldn’t be back next year in any capacity.
  • If all you can get is games from the American networks (I don’t know why that would be the case) then this may be the worst week ever. Five games over the entire afternoon? That’s the kind of schedule you would get in 1992, not 2022.
  • Canadians have it a bit better obviously but they are still missing games: Jaguars/Texans, Rams/Chargers, Saints/Eagles, Browns/Commanders, Cardinals/Falcons, 49ers/Raiders. Six. That’s not good either.
  • I am sure at least a few people are pissed off that the NFL is on New Year’s Day and the Rose Bowl isn’t. Too fucking bad. They decided to move last week’s games to Christmas Eve and they damn well weren’t going to do that this weekend. Put the games on New Year’s Eve when you don’t have to? Ratings suicide. And this is coming from a huge college football fan who still thinks ESPN is leaving viewers on the table by having the College Football Playoff semi-finals on New Year’s Eve.

UPDATE: I forgot about the small tweak to the smart time of the Monday night game. It will start at 8:30 and not 8:15. The Rose Bowl is on immediately before it so don’t be surprised if we don’t get to actually start watching the Bills-Bengals game until close to 9:00.

Almost there! This week and next week and it’s playoff time. Here’s what the playoff picture looks like at this point:

AFCNFC
#1 Buffalo (clinched AFC East)#1 Philadelphia (clinched playoff berth, leads NFC East)
#2 Kansas City (clinched AFC West)#2 Minnesota (clinched NFC North)
#3 Cincinnati (clinched playoff berth, leads AFC North)#3 San Francisco (clinched NFC West)
#4 Jacksonville (leads AFC South)#4 Tampa Bay (leads NFC South)
Wild Cards:Wild Cards:
#5 Baltimore (clinched playoff berth)#5 Dallas (clinched playoff berth)
#6 LA Chargers (clinched playoff berth)#6 NY Giants
#7 Miami#7 Washington

And here is your list of eliminated teams (whether you like it or not):

  • Houston
  • Chicago
  • Denver
  • Arizona
  • Indianapolis
  • Atlanta
  • LA Rams
  • Cleveland

That’s it? Yep. This is what happens when you have two atrocious divisions. I don’t think that’s ever happened before and I hope this makes it so the NFL changes their ridiculously dumb playoff structure. Division winners should only be guaranteed a playoff spot. Maybe a top 5. But not a home playoff game. That’s dumb. It’s why I hope both the AFC South and NFC South champs have losing records. To shed light on stupidity.

Anyway, when it comes to the draft, the Texans can clinch with a loss and a Bears win. It feels like a guarantee that Bryce Young is going to be Houston’s new quarterback but stranger things have happened.

Now for the clinching scenarios list which is getting much longer (and what’s most of us are watching these games for anyway):

First Round Bye

  • Philadelphia clinches with a win OR (a Dallas loss AND a San Francisco loss AND a Minnesota loss)
  • Buffalo clinches with a win AND a Kansas City loss

Division Title

  • Philadelphia clinches the NFC East with a win OR a Dallas loss
  • Tampa Bay clinches the NFC South with a win
  • Cincinnati clinches the AFC North with a win AND a Baltimore loss

Playoff Berth

  • NY Giants clinch with a win OR (a Washington loss AND a Detroit loss AND a Green Bay loss) OR (a Washington loss AND a Seattle loss) OR (a Seattle loss AND a Detroit loss AND a Green Bay loss)
  • Washington clinches with a win AND a Seattle loss AND a Detroit loss AND a Green Bay loss
  • Miami clinches with a win AND a NY Jets loss

Elimination

  • New Orleans is eliminated with a loss OR (a Tampa Bay win AND a Washington win) OR (a Tampa Bay win AND a Detroit win AND a Green Bay win)
  • Carolina is eliminated with a loss
  • Washington is eliminated with a loss AND a Detroit win AND a Green Bay win
  • Detroit is eliminated with a loss AND a Washington win
  • Green Bay is eliminated with a loss AND (a Detroit win OR a Washington win)
  • Seattle is eliminated with (a loss AND a Washington win) OR (a loss AND a Detroit win AND a Green Bay win)
  • New England is eliminated with a loss
  • NY Jets are eliminated with a loss
  • Pittsburgh is eliminated with a loss OR a Miami win
  • Las Vegas is eliminated with a loss OR a Miami win OR a NY Jets win

Washington is in an interesting and relatively rare spot. It’s the penultimate week of the season yet they have both playoff clinching and elimination scenarios and both of them involve the same two teams, the Lions and Packers. You don’t see that very often. Also, there aren’t that many clinching scenarios to be honest. Yet, look at the sheer list of teams that could be eliminated this week. Ten. That’s a lot. Won’t happen but it’s still a lot.

As for the final week, the schedule will have, as far as I know, two Saturday games, one Sunday night game, and the rest of the games on Sunday afternoon with the more important ones falling in the 4:25 timeslot. What could we see? Here is what I think will probably happen:

  • It is a foregone conclusion that the Tennessee-Jacksonville game will be either the Saturday night or Sunday night game. I am going out on a limb and saying they will be the Saturday nighter.
  • Baltimore-Cincinnati is the favorite to be the Sunday nighter. I can’t see NBC picking Baltimore twice in a row. It’s their fault for picking them this week to begin with (I believe the pick this week is baffling). So no Ravens-Bengals Sunday nighter and they can’t be on Saturday because the Bengals are playing Monday night this week. So as long as the Bengals don’t clinch the AFC North this week, it will be a Sunday late game.
  • If New England and the NY Jets win this week, I see the Pats-Bills game being the Sunday nighter. The Pats would be in a win-and-in situation. The Bills could also be in a situation where they would need to win to get the first round bye. So a lot would be on the line.
  • If New England loses but the Jets win, then we could see the Jets-Dolphins game slot into the Sunday night spot.
  • Alright I will have to make a concession: if the Pats and Jets both lose this week then I do have a feeling NBC might just pick the Ravens-Bengals game (as long as the Bengals haven’t clinched the division).
  • Now…..ugh…if all three situations above don’t occur then the next game up would somehow be Lions-Packers but a bit has to happen for this game to get this slot (and we might be in a situation where the final game of the season means nothing because of what could happen earlier in the day).
  • If the Bucs don’t clinch the NFC South this week then the Saturday afternoon will probably be Panthers-Saints, especially if the Saints also win this week. It would be for the NFC South title I believe (I would have to check the tiebreakers but I think the Bucs would have the lowest percentage chance to win the division if both Carolina and New Orleans win this weekend).

So there you go. A lot of possibilities for next week’s single-game timeslots and we should find out late in the afternoon Sunday as to what we will see. It’s the time of season where there is a shit-ton of football on, both college and the NFL. So enjoy it because you know it doesn’t last. Have a Happy New Year everyone!

That was some kind of week wasn’t it – the Week 16 NFL TV Schedule

This picture might be from the craziest part of one of the crazier weekends in NFL history. Let’s take a quick stroll down (relatively recent) memory lane:

  • It started with the greatest comeback in NFL history. Minnesota was down 33-0 at halftime to the woeful Indianapolis Colts. This felt like one of the bigger upsets of the season. The Vikings would claw all the way back and beat the Colts in overtime to erase the Buffalo Bills’ Wild Card comeback against the Houston Oilers back in 1993 from the record books. Poor Frank Reich. His comeback record is gone thanks to the team that fired him earlier this season for a guy who had never coached at the pro level. He is not having a good last half of 2022.
  • The Bills Mafia was getting a bit rowdy during Saturday night’s game between the Bills and the Dolphins. The referee had to stop the game to warn fans not to throw snowballs as if one hit a Dolphins player it would have been a 15-yard penalty. The snow picked up in the second half, the snowballs thrown decreased and the Bills beat the Dolphins in a great affair that clinched them a playoff spot.
  • Every game in the early Sunday window was a one-possession game. I don’t remember that ever happening. It also provided us with two near-upsets as the Bears and Texans almost pulled off the near-impossible against the Eagles and Chiefs, respectively. We did end up seeing an actual upset as the Jaguars keep their playoff hopes alive by outlasting the Cowboys in a wild shootout. Finally, more clock management buffoonery, this time by Robert Saleh as his not using timeouts in a timely manner probably cost the Jets at least a chance to go to overtime with the Lions.
  • Tom Brady had been 89-0 when leading by at least 17 points at home. Eighty-nine and oh. Crazy. Now it’s 89-1, though, after Joe Burrow and the Bengals outscored the Bucs 34-6 the rest of the way in yet another come-from-behind victory.
  • And finally, let’s get to the pic at the start and the worst lateral (if not worst bonehead play) in NFL history. I still don’t quite get what Jakobi Meyers was doing there. When Rhamondre Stevenson lateraled the ball to Meyers, Meyers was a few yards away. Meyers had to heave the ball back to (he hoped) Mac Jones and it didn’t even make it there. Just completely perplexing and an absolute stroke-of-luck at the gong of midnight for the Raiders.

So yeah it was a whole heap of fun to watch it all. I almost needed a smoke afterwards. Now let’s get to the schedule for this week and yeah it looks different than normal thanks to this thing called Christmas. Let’s go!

American Networks

New Orleans at Cleveland1:00Cleveland
Buffalo at Chicago1:00Buffalo, Rochester, Watertown
Cincinnati at New England1:00Burlington, Boston, Presque Isle
Seattle at Kansas City1:00Tacoma, Seattle, Spokane, Boston
NY Giants at Minnesota1:00Minneapolis, Buffalo, Rochester, Watertown, Burlington, Presque Isle
Detroit at Carolina1:00Detroit
Washington at San Francisco4:05Seattle, Spokane, Minneapolis, Detroit
Philadelphia at Dallas4:25All affiliates

Canadian Networks

Buffalo at Chicago1:00Kitchener, Toronto
Cincinnati at New England1:00MontrealOttawa, Atlantic
NY Giants at Minnesota1:00Winnipeg, Northern Ontario, OttawaAll affiliates (except Ottawa & Atlantic)
Seattle at Kansas City1:00Vancouver, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Atlantic
Detroit at Carolina1:00TSN1, TSN3, TSN4, TSN5
Washington at San Francisco4:05TSN1, TSN3, TSN4, TSN5
Philadelphia at Dallas4:25All affiliates (except Atlantic)

Primetime & Christmas Games!

Jacksonville at NY JetsThursday, 8:15, Amazon Prime, CTV2, TSN1/4
Las Vegas at PittsburghSaturday, 8:15, NFL Network, CTV2, TSN1/4
Green Bay at MiamiSunday, 1:00, FOX, CTV, TSN1/3
Denver at LA RamsSunday, 4:30, CBS, CTV, TSN1
Tampa Bay at ArizonaSunday, 8:15, NBC, CTV, TSN1/3/4/5
LA Chargers at IndianapolisMonday, 8:15, TSN3

Non Eggnog Stuff

  • Fuck, I hate eggnog.
  • So since I can’t seem to figure out the way to indent things properly yet (and I don’t feel like fiddling around with it anymore out of frustration), I will just mention that the games we can’t get in Canada (unless you have the almighty RedZone) are the Texans-Titans and Falcons-Ravens. Unless you are clamoring to see if the Texans can pretty much wrap up the top pick in the draft, or you like bird teams, it doesn’t matter to you.
  • Christmas being on a Sunday has really messed with the schedule this week. A reminder to you that all the games in the two main sections are on SATURDAY, not Sunday. So don’t get pissed off if you are eating the cookies left out for Santa (you pig) and see that there are highlights of all the games that you missed because you didn’t read this. I’ve warned you.
  • The NFL is going to mop the damn floor with the NBA on Christmas Day. Guaranteed.
  • For once, most people actually want to see an Eagles-Cowboys game. Not all, because some people still can’t stand either team or their fanbase and that’s fair. Too bad for them though because damn near everyone gets that game in the late window.
  • The 4:30 Sunday game is also the Nickolodeon regular season game. It’s going to suck for all the kids watching when there’s no slime because neither team scores a touchdown.

We are getting close to the end of the season. Three weeks to go! Let’s look at what the playoff picture is looking like:

AFCNFC
#1 Buffalo (leads AFC East/clinched playoff berth)#1 Philadelphia (leads NFC East/clinched playoff berth)
#2 Kansas City (clinched AFC West)#2 Minnesota (clinched NFC North)
#3 Cincinnati (leads AFC North)#3 San Francisco (clinched NFC West)
#4 Tennessee (leads AFC South)#4 Tampa Bay (leads NFC South)
Wild Cards:Wild Cards:
#5 Baltimore#5 Dallas (clinched playoff berth)
#6 LA Chargers#6 NY Giants
#7 Miami#7 Washington

And here is your list of eliminated teams starting with the, uh, most eliminated I guess:

  • Houston
  • Chicago
  • Denver
  • LA Rams
  • Arizona

The Texans can actually already clinch the #1 pick if the lose and the Bears win their game. Not likely but you never know. Now, on the other end of the spectrum, here are the clinching scenarios:

First Round Bye

  • Philadelphia clinches with a win

Division Title

  • Philadelphia clinches the NFC East with a win
  • Buffalo clinches the AFC East with a win OR a Miami loss

Playoff Berth

  • NY Giants clinch with (a win AND a Washington loss AND a Detroit loss) OR (a win AND a Washington loss AND a Seattle loss) OR (a win AND a Detroit loss AND a Seattle loss)
  • Cincinnati clinches with a win OR a NY Jets loss
  • Baltimore clinches with (a win AND a New England loss AND a NY Jets loss) OR (a win AND a New England loss AND a Miami loss) OR (a win AND a NY Jets loss AND a Miami loss) OR (a NY Jets loss AND a New England loss AND a Cleveland loss AND a Las Vegas loss AND a LA Chargers win AND a Tennessee loss)
  • LA Chargers clinch with a win AND a Las Vegas loss AND a NY Jets loss AND a New England loss

Elimination

  • New Orleans is eliminated with a loss AND a Tampa Bay win
  • Atlanta is eliminated with (a loss AND a Tampa Bay win) OR (a loss AND a Carolina win AND a New Orleans win)
  • Green Bay is eliminated with a loss AND a Washington win
  • Indianapolis is eliminated with a loss OR a Tennessee win OR a Jacksonville win
  • NY Jets are eliminated with a loss AND a LA Chargers win AND a Miami win AND a New England win AND (a Baltimore win OR a Cleveland loss)
  • Pittsburgh is eliminated with a loss OR (a LA Chargers win AND a Miami win) OR (a LA Chargers win AND a New England win AND a NY Jets win)
  • Cleveland is eliminated with a loss OR (a Baltimore win AND a LA Chargers win AND a Miami win) OR (a Baltimore win AND a LA Chargers win AND a New England win AND a NY Jets win)
  • Las Vegas is eliminated with a loss AND a LA Chargers win AND (a Miami win OR a NY Jets win OR a New England win)

So a lot of things can happen over the next few days but there’s still a lot of intrigue that will be left for the final two weeks no matter what. One thing that might not happen: a team in the NFC South having a winning record.

Alright, there you go. Enjoy the games (both NFL and bowl) everyone!

If I Could Fix The Postseason Version 3.0

It’s that time, people. The time when I look at how the postseason could be better and tackle the issues that plague FBS’s postseason at this point, which include:

  • Potential high draft picks opting out of bowl games
  • Some still thinking there are too many bowl games
  • Major injuries that occur during these bowl games to players who would probably be in the draft
  • Attendance problems at certain bowl games
  • Going up against the NFL (and up here, the World Juniors)

Will my solution fix everything here? No. Especially the injury one. Those will happen. I can see potential first rounders still opting out in the future and that would be the main reason: preventing injury going into workouts and the Combine. The other three…yeah I can deal with those.

Look I have done this so many times before that I won’t link them here. You should be able to find them but if you do need help, let me know.

Now that we definitely have a 12-team playoff in a couple years, I have to adjust my solution a bit. I won’t go against what they are doing, I am just trying to enhance it for everyone’s enjoyment.

First thing we have to do is actually eliminate some of the bowl games. This will make the “Too Many Bowl Games” crowd happy but the reason I am doing this is to tighten things up a bit. ESPN Events owns about half of these anyway so I can’t see them being missed and I honestly doubt the economics of how much it helps a host city. So the following bowls will just have to cease to exist:

  • Cure Bowl
  • New Orleans Bowl
  • Birmingham Bowl
  • Quick Lane Bowl
  • Frisco Bowl
  • Arizona Bowl
  • Cheez-It Bowl
  • Bahamas Bowl
  • LendingTree Bowl

For the most part, these bowl games will be missed by almost nobody. This allows for more bowl games to get their own national spotlights and makes it so we aren’t putting pretty much all 5-7 teams in to the postseason. I love college football but that, to me, is where it gets a bit absurd.

Now let’s get to the format, as it will be going forward (until people start griping and it expands to 16 teams). There is an advantage now for finishing at the top of the rankings AND for winning your conference championship. The first order of business is that divisions will be abolished in all FBS conferences. I don’t care if the Big Ten expands to the Big Ten Times Two (meaning twenty teams). No divisions. This way the best two teams get to the title game and we won’t see some weird 8-5 Wisconsin team somehow get a first-round bye. Also, at least one Group of Five team gets invited. More if they are in the Top 12 but we know it will be one for the foreseeable future. I know you’ve seen this a few times already on other websites or on ESPN but here’s what the top 12 will look like this with the new playoff criteria:

  1. Georgia (SEC champs)
  2. Michigan (Big Ten champs)
  3. Clemson (ACC champs)
  4. Utah (Pac-12 champs)
  5. TCU
  6. Ohio State
  7. Alabama
  8. Tennessee
  9. Kansas State
  10. USC
  11. Penn State
  12. Tulane

Sorry to Washington, Florida State, both Oregons and whoever else felt they should be in the field. You are denied this time. Do better.

Now to the format/schedule. Let’s use this year’s dates to show how this works to make it a tiny bit easier to understand. I’m also using the CFP’s newer date setup so it will be slightly different than mine was last year (and won’t interrupt the Army-Navy game). The other difference between this format and the one I used last year is that first round games will be on-campus. So those bowl games go back in the regular mix.

First Round Games – Friday, December 16th/Saturday December 17th (all times EST)

  • Tulane at TCU (Friday, 8:00)
  • Penn State at Ohio State (Saturday, Noon)
  • USC at Alabama (Saturday, 3:30)
  • Kansas State at Tennessee (Saturday, 7:00)

Really, you could mix and match as to where to put these games. The only thing that comes into play is when you have a team from the Mountain or Pacific time zones. You ideally should slot them either Friday or Saturday night and definitely not at Noon on the Saturday.

Quarter-Finals – Thursday, December 30th/Friday December 31st

Normally these games would be on December 31st, January 1st and January 2nd. This year that can’t be the case with New Year’s Day being a Sunday and you can’t have playoff games two days apart. The top-ranked team would be put at a bowl site that is most advantageous to them. Then the next team would be put in the best spot out of the bowls left and so forth until all four games are filled.

  • Orange Bowl (Thursday, 8:00) – Georgia vs. Kansas State/Tennessee winner
  • Sugar Bowl (Friday, Noon) – Clemson vs. Penn State/Ohio State winner
  • Rose Bowl (Friday, 4:00) – Utah vs. Tulane/TCU winner
  • Cotton Bowl (Friday, 8:00) – Michigan vs. USC/Alabama winner

Yes I have the Rose Bowl on New Year’s Eve. I think that’s a possibility going forward. I hope it is. Just to fuck with their commmittee.

Semi-Finals – Thursday, January 5th/Friday, January 6th

Can’t do Saturday and Sunday because it would interfere with the NFL (although I could see one game on an early Saturday).

  • Peach Bowl (Thursday, 7:00) – Orange Bowl winner vs. Rose Bowl winner
  • Fiesta Bowl (Friday, 8:00) – Cotton Bowl winner vs. Sugar Bowl winner

Again, The Committee would put Georgia in the best bowl for them which would obviously be the Peach Bowl. Even if they didn’t win, I think these semi-final combinations would be set in stone.

CFP National Championship – Monday, January 16th

So all this does is move the national championship one week back. Not a big deal really and still stays mostly out of the way of the NFL playoffs (which have also shifted back a week due to the extra regular season week they have now).

Only the six current New Year’s Six bowl games are being used as opposed to the ten I had in my scenario last year (I included the Gator, Citrus, Alamo and Holiday Bowls for the first round games).

Now for the rest of the bowl games. As you saw above, I lopped off nine of them. Would they even fill half the stadium? Maybe close but mostly likely not. I plan on not having any pre-Christmas daytime games. I say that every year. There are dumb. I get that not everyone works a 9ish-to-5ish job but, unfortunately to us night owls, the work world revolves around this schedule pretty closely. Even with PVRs still being a big thing, it’s pointless to have a bowl game on a random Wednesday before Christmas at 2 in the afternoon. Live sports are what most people want to see so having more games in primetime allows more people to watch. It’s actually pretty damn simple.

I also plan to move a few games off of ESPN. I hate the fact that games are pretty spread out among the networks all through the regular season. Then the bowl games come and WHAM! Pretty much all of them go to ESPN. Look, I will say I’m a bit selfish and patriotic because I am doing this, somewhat, for Canadians. Oh and with the Arizona Bowl being off the table, that means Barstool Sports is shit out of luck again. I assume one day they will pick up another bowl but for this scenario, nothing.

Bowl tie-ins are also going to be decreased as is what I do normally when I used to fix the bowl games. Many bowl games don’t even follow them anyway so why should I? I will have it set up like this:

  • SEC, Big Ten, ACC – 5 bowl tie-ins
  • Big XII, Pac-12 – 4 bowl tie-ins
  • AAC, MWC, Sun Belt – 3 bowl tie-ins
  • C-USA, MAC – 2 bowl tie-ins

If a team doesn’t get put in a bowl with a tie-in, they go to the at-large bucket. I believe this will make for at least a slightly better overall bowl lineup and my past posts have proven that. And I’m also going to have every Group of Five conference champion get to face a Power Five team in a bowl game. That’s a huge incentive compared to now where most of the G-5 conference champions get a banner and an unknown destination.

To qualify, teams must win seven games. If all those teams are placed and there are still more bowl slots, 6-win teams will be put in and let’s do it based on APR since that’s the way the NCAA does it with 5-win teams.

OK so now that that’s all out of the way, let’s get to what the tie-ins will look like:

January 4, 202310:30 PMLas Vegas BowlPac-12MWC
January 4, 20237:00 PMGator BowlSECACC
January 3, 202310:30 PMLA BowlPac-12at-large
January 3, 20237:00 PMDuke’s Mayo BowlACCat-large
January 2, 20233:00 PMReliaQuest BowlSECBig Ten
January 2, 202312:00 PMCitrus BowlSECBig Ten
December 30, 20224:30 PMMusic City BowlSECBig Ten
December 30, 20221:00 PMLiberty BowlSECSun Belt
December 30, 2022NoonSun BowlBig XIIPac-12
December 28, 202210:30 PMGuaranteed Rate Bowlat-largeat-large
December 28, 20228:30 PMAlamo BowlBig XIIat-large
December 28, 20227:00 PMMilitary BowlBig TenMAC
December 28, 20223:30 PMGasparilla BowlACCAAC
December 28, 2022NoonFenway BowlAACat-large
December 27, 20228:30 PMTexas BowlBig XIIat-large
December 27, 20227:00 PMPinstripe BowlBig TenACC
December 27, 20225:00 PMCamellia BowlSun Beltat-large
December 27, 20221:30 PMFirst Responder BowlBig XIIC-USA
December 26, 20223:30 PMArmed Forces BowlAACat-large
December 26, 2022NoonBoca Raton BowlACCat-large
December 25, 2022NoonMyrtle Beach BowlMACat-large
December 24, 20229:30 PMHawaii BowlMWCat-large
December 23, 20228:00 PMHoliday BowlPac-12at-large
December 22, 20229:30 PMIdaho Potato BowlMWCat-large
December 21, 20229:30 PMNew Mexico Bowlat-largeat-large
December 20, 20228:00 PMIndependence BowlSun BeltC-USA

As promised, all the Group of Five conference champions get their shot at a Power Five team in a bowl game. I still believe this is one of the things sorely missing from bowl season: the chance for a lower level team to go up against a potential power. Otherwise they are just playing an extra game. Good for the players and staff but in the end, it means jack shit because it won’t help nearly as much with recruiting and won’t enhance these schools brands when it comes to football.

There are also a lot of at-larges and we will get to that in a bit. Again, this is about trying my best to create a better bowl lineup and flexibility certainly helps in that regard.

And part of the way to do that is to overhaul the shitty Selection Sunday show that ESPN does. And it is shitty. Seriously shitty. You could take out 85% of the show and still get everything you need and more. To change this I will show you my perfect setup for the show, something I have done in previous years:

  • Noon-12:05 – Introduction of hosts, panel and all the reporters at the various sites around the U.S. We don’t need Desmond Howard’s reasoning behind putting Texas A&M in the College Football Playoff at the start of the season and how it somehow ties into today’s proceedings. It doesn’t so knock it off.
  • 12:05-1:00 – College Football Playoff rankings reveal and game selections. This includes analysis from everyone: Herbstreit, Desmond, Rece Davis, David Pollack, fifteen people from around the country. Then an interview with whomever heads The Committee and you’ve filled the rest of the first hour. Easy, right?
  • 1:00-2:00 – Show the bowl tie-ins and do some analysis on those. I am giving a bit less time than I have in previous years to give as much time as possible to the at-large selection process which is the meat of the show (along with live look-ins to the players sitting around, awaiting their destination, a la the March Madness Selection Show.
  • 2:00-3:45 – Selection time. The random order for selection would have been done the day prior so as to give bowl committees time to send out invites although in this day and age, it’s rare to see a team decline a bowl invite. At-large selections are shown as they are made. Analysis by the crew following every pick.

Yes it’s 4 hours long (last 15 minutes can be used to wrap everything up and remind people of when certain games air); but you can cram a lot of excitement and interest into those four hours rather than have people drone on and on about nothing.

So…here is what the bowl schedule would look like after slotting all the conferences’ tie-ins:

January 4, 202310:30 PMESPNLas Vegas BowlOregonFresno State
January 4, 20237:00 PMCBSGator BowlLSUNorth Carolina
January 3, 202310:30 PMESPNLA BowlWashingtonat-large
January 3, 20237:00 PMNBCDuke’s Mayo BowlFlorida Stateat-large
January 2, 20233:00 PMESPNReliaQuest BowlSouth CarolinaPurdue
January 2, 202312:00 PMABCCitrus BowlKentuckyIowa
December 30, 20224:30 PMESPNMusic City BowlMississippi StateIllinois
December 30, 20221:00 PMESPNLiberty BowlOle MissTroy
December 30, 2022NoonCBSSun BowlBig XIIUCLA
December 28, 202210:30 PMESPNGuaranteed Rate Bowlat-largeat-large
December 28, 20228:30 PMFOXAlamo BowlTexasat-large
December 28, 20227:00 PMESPNMilitary BowlMarylandToledo
December 28, 20223:30 PMESPNGasparilla BowlDukeUCF
December 28, 2022NoonESPNFenway BowlCincinnatiat-large
December 27, 20228:30 PMESPNTexas BowlTexas Techat-large
December 27, 20227:00 PMABCPinstripe BowlMinnesotaPittsburgh
December 27, 20225:00 PMESPNCamellia BowlSouth Alabamaat-large
December 27, 20221:30 PMESPNFirst Responder BowlOklahoma StateUTSA
December 26, 20223:30 PMESPNArmed Forces BowlSMUat-large
December 26, 2022NoonESPNBoca Raton BowlSyracuseat-large
December 25, 2022NoonESPNMyrtle Beach BowlOhioat-large
December 24, 20229:30 PMESPNHawaii BowlWyomingat-large
December 23, 20228:00 PMFOXHoliday BowlOregon Stateat-large
December 22, 20229:30 PMESPNIdaho Potato BowlBoise Stateat-large
December 21, 20229:30 PMESPNNew Mexico Bowlat-largeat-large
December 20, 20228:00 PMESPNIndependence BowlJames MadisonNorth Texas
  • The G-5 conference champion process has set up the following matchups:
    • UCF (the runner-up in the American since Tulane is in the CFP) goes to the Gasparilla Bowl to play Duke.
    • Fresno State (Mountain West champ) plays Oregon in the Las Vegas Bowl, which ends up being the final bowl game before the College Football Playoff semi-finals.
    • The First Responder Bowl gets Conference USA champ UTSA and the high-octane offense of the Oklahoma State Cowboys.
    • The Sun Belt champ (Troy) faces off against Ole Miss in the Liberty Bowl.
    • Finally, the MAC champ, Toledo, plays Maryland in the Military Bowl. Yes the MAC will have to travel for every bowl game now that I have axed the Quick Lane Bowl.
  • Some of the bowl matchups are the same (sorry, I still have Kentucky-Iowa) and some have probably improved a bit (Ole Miss-Troy looks like a good one).
  • I have given FOX, ABC, CBS and even NBC some bowl games. ESPN will hate it but too fucking bad.
  • Finally you will notice I have put James Madison in a bowl game. Yeah, fuck the transition rule. An 8-3 team should go to a bowl game. Period.

Alright so there are a bunch of teams left who have won at least seven games. Seventeen of them to be exact. For 17 spots. That worked out perfectly! You will notice that the Big XII did not have enough teams to fill the few bowl slots they had. So the Sun Bowl goes into the pool to pick from the remaining teams.

Here is that random draw and the teams I think would have been selected:

  • LA – Notre Dame
  • Armed Forces – BYU
  • Boca Raton – Liberty
  • Texas – Houston
  • Camellia – Louisville
  • Idaho Potato – Washington State
  • Duke’s Mayo – East Carolina
  • Myrtle Beach – Coastal Carolina
  • Sun – Air Force
  • Holiday – San Diego State
  • New Mexico – San Jose State
  • Alamo – Wake Forest
  • Guaranteed Rate – NC State
  • Hawaii – WKU
  • Fenway – Eastern Michigan
  • New Mexico – Marshall
  • Guaranteed Rate – Middle Tennessee

So after these selections this is what the rest of the bowls (beyond the playoffs) would look like:

January 4, 202310:30 PMESPNLas Vegas BowlOregonFresno State
January 4, 20237:00 PMCBSGator BowlLSUNorth Carolina
January 3, 202310:30 PMESPNLA BowlWashingtonNotre Dame
January 3, 20237:00 PMNBCDuke’s Mayo BowlFlorida StateEast Carolina
January 2, 20233:00 PMESPNReliaQuest BowlSouth CarolinaPurdue
January 2, 202312:00 PMABCCitrus BowlKentuckyIowa
December 30, 20224:30 PMESPNMusic City BowlMississippi StateIllinois
December 30, 20221:00 PMESPNLiberty BowlOle MissTroy
December 30, 2022NoonCBSSun BowlAir ForceUCLA
December 28, 202210:30 PMESPNGuaranteed Rate BowlNC StateMiddle Tennessee
December 28, 20228:30 PMFOXAlamo BowlTexasWake Forest
December 28, 20227:00 PMESPNMilitary BowlMarylandToledo
December 28, 20223:30 PMESPNGasparilla BowlDukeUCF
December 28, 2022NoonESPNFenway BowlCincinnatiEastern Michigan
December 27, 20228:30 PMESPNTexas BowlTexas TechHouston
December 27, 20227:00 PMABCPinstripe BowlMinnesotaPittsburgh
December 27, 20225:00 PMESPNCamellia BowlSouth AlabamaLouisville
December 27, 20221:30 PMESPNFirst Responder BowlOklahoma StateUTSA
December 26, 20223:30 PMESPNArmed Forces BowlSMUBYU
December 26, 2022NoonESPNBoca Raton BowlSyracuseLiberty
December 25, 2022NoonESPNMyrtle Beach BowlOhioCoastal Carolina
December 24, 20229:30 PMESPNHawaii BowlWyomingWKU
December 23, 20228:00 PMFOXHoliday BowlOregon StateSan Diego State
December 22, 20229:30 PMESPNIdaho Potato BowlBoise StateWashington State
December 21, 20229:30 PMESPNNew Mexico BowlSan Jose StateMarshall
December 20, 20228:00 PMESPNIndependence BowlJames MadisonNorth Texas

So there are a few games that look quite a bit better than what we had. Especially when there are storylines like:

  • Notre Dame facing Washington in what would be a massively hyped LA Bowl.
  • The Texas Bowl gets a huge boost with two teams from the state playing.
  • Syracuse/Liberty could end up being a juicy matchup.
  • Coastal Carolina playing at home on Christmas Day.
  • The Idaho Potato Bowl getting a massive boost with Wazzu coming in to face the hometown Broncos.

Is it a massive change? No, but when you do a few small things you can create a lot more excitement overall to a system that, outside the playoff, has become rather stagnant.

A reminder (you shouldn’t need it but here it is) that bowl season begins this morning! The Bahamas Bowl starts a three-week-plus college football postseason journey that ends with the national championship on January 9th. Along with the bowl games, there are playoff games in other divisions going on.

  • FCS Semi-final: Incarnate Word at North Dakota State (Friday, 7:00, specialty pack)
  • Division III Championship: North Central vs. Mount Union (in Annapolis) (Friday, 7:00, specialty pack)
  • Division II Championship: Colorado School of Mines vs. Ferris State (in McKinney, Texas) (Saturday, 1:00, specialty pack)
  • FCS Semi-final: Montana State at South Dakota State (Saturday, 4:00, specialty pack)

From what I can see, the specialty packs are being dickheads again with none of these games listed. I hope they show up but I know last weekend I only remembered them appearing on Bell guides. Fingers crossed. Especially with the FCS games as it feels like we are heading for a Battle of the Dakotas for the FCS National Championship.

Alright, enjoy the games everyone. A LOT of football between now and Sunday night. Savour it.

Truly Irrelevant? I think not! The Week 15 NFL TV Schedule

Does this guy look irrelevant to you? OK, don’t answer that. Let’s not be mean here but yeah he looks pretty bland. Like plain oatmeal. This guy, Brock Purdy, was the final pick of the previous year’s draft. Which gives him the title of Mr. Irrelevant. A kind of backhanded compliment if you will and a tradition started back in 1976 and has become quite a big thing nowadays.

Most of the men picked with the final pick of the draft don’t amount to much in the NFL. I’d say the most prominent Mr. Irrelevant is Ryan Succop who is now in his 14th season in the league. That might change, though. Purdy, now the starter for the San Francisco 49ers because of season-ending injuries to both Trey Lance and Jimmy Garoppolo, had his first start at quarterback this past weekend. All he did was go 16-21, passing for 185 yards and two touchdowns with no interceptions. Oh, and he beat Tom Brady. Yeah. Pretty good start to a career wouldn’t you say? And now, he is at the helm of the Niners until at least the end of the regular season and San Fran, chances are, will be the NFC West champions so Purdy could play a huge role as to how far this team goes. Just goes to show you that sometimes it doesn’t matter where you’re drafted as long as you get an opportunity. Just ask Brady.

Schedule time! We have an extra day of games this week so let’s get to it.

American Networks

Kansas City at Houston1:00Seattle, Spokane
Detroit at NY Jets1:00Minneapolis, Detroit, Buffalo, Rochester, Watertown, Burlington, Boston, Presque Isle
Pittsburgh at Carolina1:00Cleveland
Dallas at Jacksonville1:00Tacoma, Seattle, Spokane, Buffalo, Rochester, Watertown
Philadelphia at Chicago1:00Minneapolis
New England at Las Vegas4:05Detroit, Burlington, Boston, Presque Isle
Cincinnati at Tampa Bay4:25All affiliates

Canadian Networks

Detroit at NY Jets1:00Northern Ontario, Kitchener, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Atlantic
Kansas City at Houston1:00Vancouver Island, Alberta
Dallas at Jacksonville1:00Vancouver, Alberta, Saskatchewan, WinnipegAll affiliates (except Vancouver Island & Alberta)
Philadelphia at Chicago1:00TSN1, TSN3
New England at Las Vegas4:05TSN1, TSN3
Cincinnati at Tampa Bay4:25Vancouver, Alberta, Northern Ontario, Kitchener, Toronto, Ottawa, MontrealAtlantic
Tennessee at LA Chargers4:25Saskatchewan, Winnipeg

Primetime and Saturday Games

San Francisco at SeattleThursday, 8:15, Amazon Prime, FOX Seattle, CTV2, TSN1/5
Indianapolis at MinnesotaSaturday, 1:00, NFL Network, ABC Minneapolis, TSN1/3/4
Baltimore at ClevelandSaturday, 4:30, NFL Network, TSN1/3/4
Miami at BuffaloSaturday, 8:15, NFL Network, ABC Buffalo, TSN3/4
NY Giants at Washington8:15, NBC, CTV2, TSN1/5
LA Rams at Green BayMonday, 8:15, ABC, CTV2, TSN1/3

Actually Relevant Things

  • Remember when cross-flexing was this huge ordeal that many had an issue with? Now we see it (sometimes) and don’t give a shit anymore. This is good. It should be a non-story and it has now become that.
    • Games not being shown in Canada (unless you have the almighty Redzone and yes I’m sorry for not putting this in the notes last week):
      • Atlanta at New Orleans
      • Arizona at Denver
      • Hey we have Saturday NFL football this weekend! And it’s going up against a bunch of bowl games so I know where my main interest will lie. Also, that’s why I have two screens.
      • Now remember when Thursday Night Football ended before Christmas? Yeah that’s not the case anymore. Kind of wish Monday Night Football would ended before Christmas. The games, as a whole, in this timeslot have been underwhelming, to be nice.
      • Did you want more Tom Brady because you ARE GETTING MORE TOM BRADY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT GOD DAMMIT! Honestly, I’m also getting sick with the full national Brady broadcasts. Almost like FOX is giving him a handy so he will stick to the idea of being a FOX game analyst when his playing days are over.

Hey now let’s update the playoff picture as teams are starting to clinch playoff spots:

AFCNFC
#1 Buffalo (leads AFC East)#1 Philadelphia (leads NFC East/clinched playoff berth)
#2 Kansas City (leads AFC West)#2 Minnesota (leads NFC North)
#3 Baltimore (leads AFC North)#3 San Francisco (leads NFC West)
#4 Tennessee (leads AFC South)#4 Tampa Bay (leads NFC South)
Wild Cards:Wild Cards:
#5 Cincinnati#5 Dallas
#6 Miami#6 Washington
#7 New England/LA Chargers/NY Jets#7 NY Giants

Also going to toss you a short elimination list while I’m at it:

  • Houston
  • Denver
  • Chicago

I told you it would be short. Only three teams eliminated with four weeks to go. So a lot of teams still in the mix although one loss for many could end their season. Now to the scenarios, both for clinching and eliminating.

Division Title

  • Minnesota clinches the NFC North with a win OR a Detroit loss
  • San Francisco clinches the NFC West with a win
  • Kansas City clinches the AFC West with a win OR a LA Chargers loss

Playoff Berth

  • Dallas clinches with a win OR (a Seattle loss AND a Washington loss) OR (a Seattle loss AND a Detroit loss)
  • Buffalo clinches with a win

Elimination

  • New Orleans is eliminated with (a loss AND a Tampa Bay win) OR (a loss AND a Carolina win)
  • Arizona is eliminated with a loss OR (a Seattle win AND a NY Giants win) OR (a Seattle win AND a Washington win)
  • LA Rams are eliminated with a loss OR (a Seattle win AND a NY Giants win) OR (a Seattle win AND a Washington win)
  • Indianapolis is eliminated with (a loss AND a Tennessee win AND a NY Jets win) OR (a loss AND a Tennessee win AND a New England win)
  • Pittsburgh is eliminated with (a loss AND a New England win) OR (a loss AND a NY Jets win AND a LA Chargers win)
  • Cleveland is eliminated with (a loss AND a LA Chargers win) OR (a loss AND a NY Jets win) OR (a loss and a New England win)
  • Las Vegas is eliminated with (a loss AND a Miami win) OR (a loss AND a NY Jets win)

Man that is a lot of elimination possibilities for one week. Imagine if they all happen? The NFL hopes not. The NFL (and myself) hope as many teams as possible are still technically alive for playoff spots going into the final Sunday. If you’ve watched a final week of the NFL regular season when multiple playoff spots and/or division titles are on the line then you know how exciting can be even if it involves a team you are a not a fan of. Anyway, enjoy the NFL games (and college games too!) this weekend everyone!

Hey let’s do some Bowl Game Rankings!!!!

I’ve done some different scales for this post. In some cases I have done just a straight ranking, other times I have done the Network Scale and of course there is the Uncle Verne scale.

This year I will go slightly different. I am introducing the Play-by-Play Announcer Scale! That’s right, I am going to rank the bowl games going from best play-by-play announcers down to, well, not as good ones let’s say. I mean if you aren’t Mike Goldberg you are at least competent at calling football, right?

So let’s get started. 41 bowl games. 8 tiers. 1 blog post. This sounds like Survivor.

The Jackson/Musburger Tier

Must-see games. No matter what. Even if you are a casual college football fan, you will want to watch these.

Peach Bowl – Georgia vs. Ohio State (Dec. 31, 8:00, TSN2) – There is a reason this game was chosen for primetime and not the other College Football Playoff semi-final. On paper, this is the bowl game of the season and nothing else is really close. Yes, the Buckeyes backed in to the CFP which will make a few fans upset but don’t worry: in two years that won’t make a difference. Georgia does look primed to repeat as national champs but this one will not be easy and it might not end before 2022 ends. My pick: Georgia 40 Ohio State 34.

Fiesta Bowl – Michigan vs. TCU (Dec. 31, 4:00, TSN3) – Normally I would rail against the College Football Playoff semi-final games being on New Year’s Eve but to be honest, I don’t care this year. Not going out for New Year’s so it’s football watching time. I can see many people up here, who are watching TV at least, being split between this and Canada’s World Juniors game against Sweden. How close this is will probably dictate what kind of viewing audience the hockey game gets. Anyway, fingers crossed this is a good one as many think TCU can’t hang with the Wolverines. To be honest, as much as I would love to see the Horned Frogs pull this out, I can’t see it happening. My pick: Michigan 39 TCU 21.

Rose Bowl – Penn State vs. Utah (Jan. 2, 5:00, TSN2) – I always wish the Rose Bowl would go back to ABC. It just feels like it belongs there. The Nittany Lions come in here exactly where pretty much everyone thought they would be. Losses to Michigan and Ohio State and relatively mundane victories over everyone else. Utah is probably the hotter team coming in, coming off their Pac-12 Championship win over USC. My pick: Utah 35 Penn State 30.

Orange Bowl – Clemson vs. Tennessee (Dec. 30, 7:30, TSN2) – This bowl is orange. ORANGE bowl. ORANGE tigers. ORANGE volunteers. ORANGE everything! Let’s just hope both teams don’t figure they should be wearing orange uniforms. This might end up being the most competitive of the New Year’s Six bowl games. This might have been the top New Year’s Six game if not the top bowl game period (seriously) but without Hendon Hooker, it won’t be the case. My pick: Clemson 27 Tennessee 24.

Alamo Bowl – Texas vs. Washington (Dec. 29, 9:00, specialty pack) – It felt like these two teams had good chances to be involved in conference championship weekend. Alas, they both came up short in odd circumstances (especially in hindsight) so they land here in San Antonio. The Alamo Bowl is usually one of the top non-CFP, non-NY6 bowl games and this one is no exception. There should be a LOT of points with Quinn Ewers and Michael Penix Jr. chucking the ball over the field indoors. Take the over. My pick: Washington 48 Texas 40.

The Lundquist/Nessler Tier

These are still big although these guys were hampered by some, uh, questionable analysts *COUGH*Gary Danielson*COUGH*

Cotton Bowl – USC vs. Tulane (Jan. 2, 1:00, TSN2) – Some may call this the worst of the New Year’s Six games. I disagree. It could end up being a fun one especially if USC tackles like they did in the Pac-12 Championship. A lot will ride on if Caleb Williams is 100% or not because if he isn’t, the Green Wave could pull off the biggest victory in the long history of that program. My pick: USC 44 Tulane 31.

Holiday Bowl – North Carolina vs. Oregon (Dec. 28, 8:00, FOX) – If you watch this game for one thing, it should be the quarterbacks. Oregon’s Bo Nix is confirmed to be ready to go and Drake Maye will be there as well and hopefully not playing like he did in the ACC Championship (which was easily his worst game of the season). My pick: Oregon 38 North Carolina 25.

Sugar Bowl – Alabama vs. Kansas State (Dec. 31, Noon, TSN3) – This is gonna feel REAL odd to see the Sugar Bowl on at Noon on New Year’s Eve. Let’s consider this the lesser of the New Year’s Six games. Still good but it’s a wonder whether one of the teams will show up. The Wildcats certainly will be ready to go but will Bama be ready for this one? I could see several Bama players opting out or entering the transfer portal or just not caring. Also, Nick Saban is either going to seriously pissed off and motivating his players like crazy or barely wanting to be there himself. My pick: Kansas State 31 Alabama 28.

Cure Bowl – UTSA vs. Troy (Dec. 16, 3:00, TSN1) – EASILY the best pre-Christmas bowl game. And it is played on a Friday afternoon. Ugh. Surprisingly, this is the only bowl game that features two conference champions. And it’s a bit of a classic offense vs. defense matchup as the Roadrunners, who definitely live up to their name, take their high-octane offense to Orlando to face the all-time leader in tackles in FBS in Carlton Martial. Should be a good one. My pick: UTSA 33 Troy 26.

Gator Bowl – South Carolina vs. Notre Dame (Dec. 30, 3:30, TSN2) – The Gamecocks had, arguably, the two biggest season-changing wins this season, destroying Tennessee and eeking out a victory against Clemson. These two games changed the College Football Playoff and New Year’s Six for sure. As for the Irish, things looked bleak but Marcus Freeman has turned things around and are trying to finish his first season with a big bowl win. My pick: Notre Dame 28 South Carolina 17.

The Fowler/McDonough Tier

You know, at the very least, that a game called by either of these two will be a great one…on paper. No guarantees otherwise.

ReliaQuest Bowl – Mississippi State vs. Illinois (Jan. 2, Noon, specialty pack) – The Outback Bowl is history. Honestly I went once and it was pretty overrated (except for the Bloomin’ Onion which was fantastic). Now it’s sponsored by ReliaQuest which is supposedly a cybersecurity company. Fun. My pick: Illinois 27 Mississippi State 19.

Citrus Bowl – LSU vs. Purdue (Jan. 2, 1:00, ABC/TSN3) – The first game on ABC on this list. How sad. I guess this a nice consolation for getting boatraced in a conference championship game as both of these teams were. Let’s see which team is hungrier and wants to create some momentum going into the offseason. My pick: Purdue 39 LSU 36 (OT)

Texas Bowl – Ole Miss vs. Texas Tech (Dec. 28, 9:00, TSN3) – Do not, and I repeat, do not go grab a snack or a drink unless you are sure it’s a commercial break. These two teams will light up the scoreboard. I can see this game not ending until after 1 in the morning. My pick: Ole Miss 51 Texas Tech 42.

LA Bowl – Washington State vs. Fresno State (Dec. 17, 3:30, ABC/TSN3) – This could be another game where you should probably take the over. At the very least, Jake Haener should light the Wazzu defense up. Whether the Cougs can do what the Cougs usually do (throw the ball about 2,000 times a game) is up for debate. My pick: Fresno State 49 Washington State 28.

Sun Bowl – Pittsburgh vs. UCLA (Dec. 30, Noon, CBS) – If it wasn’t for Pitt actually turning things around late in the season, I would have had the Bruins winning this one in a cakewalk. My pick: UCLA 35 Pittsburgh 29.

The Franklin/Enberg Tier

Two old-school announcers who might actually be underrated. It was always good to hear their voice though.

Cheez-It Bowl – Oklahoma vs. Florida State (Dec. 29, 5:30, specialty pack) – This game is at the top of the list if it’s 1987. Now? Not so much. I mean at least the Noles are holding up their end of the bargain. The Sooners? That’s a different story. My pick: Florida State 40 Oklahoma 30.

Las Vegas Bowl – Florida vs. Oregon State (Dec. 17, 2:15, TSN2) – Thanks to the Raiders being terrible, this game was moved back from their ABC primetime slot to a mid-afternoon slot on ESPN. Ugh. I think the Beavers deserved better. This could be a 10-win season for a team that almost never hits that plateau. And with Anthony Richardson opting out of this one, it won’t be pretty. My pick: Oregon State 36 Florida 10.

Military Bowl – Duke vs. UCF (Dec. 28, 2:00, TSN3) – This game may be overlooked by many and it shouldn’t be. I mean the timeslot doesn’t help but I could see this being a good game. A really good Group of Five team up against a much-improved Power Five team. It’s kind of what bowl season is partially about. My pick: Duke 31 UCF 27.

Duke’s Mayo Bowl – Maryland vs. NC State (Dec. 30, Noon, TSN2) – It’s always fun when you know the winning coach gets a big vat of mayo dumped on them at the end. This also being a matchup of former ACC foes gives this at least a bit of intrigue. My pick: Maryland 41 NC State 38 (OT).

Fenway Bowl – Louisville vs. Cincinnati (Dec. 17, 11:00 AM, TSN2) – This would have been well down the list if it weren’t for the fact that Scott Satterfield just left Louisville to become the new head coach at Cincinnati. He should try and coach both teams. I would definitely love to see that. My pick: Louisville 29 Cincinnati 21.

The GUS/TESSITORE Tier

MY GOD! DID YOU JUST…..SEE………THAT THREE-YARD RUN! FANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTASTIC. Lots of enthusiasm for this tier from two guys who get enthusiastic for a touchback.

Armed Forces Bowl – Baylor vs. Air Force (Dec. 22, 7:30, TSN2) – Other than the Bears nearly beating TCU they did nothing of note this season. A big downgrade from the previous season. The academy is actually winning games because of their defense. So a great defense against a coach who is known for great defenses. Choose the under. My pick: Air Force 24 Baylor 20.

Liberty Bowl – Arkansas vs. Kansas (Dec. 28, 5:30, TSN3) – The Jayhawks were the feel-good story through the end of October this season. Unfortunately they are not playing very good football lately. Arkansas on the other hand…well, they’ve been no more than mediocre all season but they have the talent to put up points especially if they get the running game going. My pick: Arkansas 26 Kansas 21.

Music City Bowl – Kentucky vs Iowa (Dec. 31, Noon, ABC/TSN2) – Thankfully for all of us there is another bowl game on at the same time. This could end up being a yawner. You would have to be a moron to pick the over here. My pick: Kentucky 14 Iowa 10.

Pinstripe Bowl – Minnesota vs. Syracuse (Dec. 29, 2:00, TSN1) – The Cuse is back in the Bronx and I remember the last time they were here. A fabulous FOOTBAW WEATHER game against Kansas State. I hope the weather is shit for this one. Sorry to all the players and coaches and fans. My pick: Minnesota 29 Syracuse 17.

Gasparilla Bowl – Missouri vs. Wake Forest (Dec. 23, 6:30, specialty pack) – Still wish this was sponsored by Bad Boy Mowers. That was fun. This should be the swansong for Sam Hartman so expect the Deacs to throw the ball over the field. I can’t see Mizzou stopping them, plus they have already lost a few players to the transfer portal. My pick: Wake Forest 36 Missouri 14.

The Jones/Criqui Tier

Ah remember when these two would call a game on NBC? It was either a great bowl game or perhaps even a Notre Dame game when they started on NBC. Those were the days. They don’t quite measure up to the ones above them but are still great play-by-play guys.

New Mexico Bowl – BYU vs. SMU (Dec. 17, 7:30, ABC/TSN3) – And we start this section with a rematch of the 1980 Holiday Bowl that had an absolutely insane ending (look it up if you haven’t seen it before). I could see another shootout here, especially from SMU since they did put up 77 on a pretty good Houston team. My pick: SMU 39 BYU 34.

New Orleans Bowl – South Alabama vs. WKU (Dec. 21, 9:00, specialty pack) – This used to be the game where the Sun Belt and Conference USA champs went. Not anymore. At least we have two programs on the rise, especially South Alabama who is looking for their first 11-win season. My pick: South Alabama 38 WKU 16.

Birmingham Bowl – Coastal Carolina vs. East Carolina (Dec. 27, 6:45, TSN2) – Let’s call it the Battle for Lesser Carolina since the five ACC Carolina schools (as well as South Carolina) would have a fit if I called it the Battle for the Carolinas. If Grayson McCall plays this could be one of the best bowls of the season. We know Holton Ahlers will throw the ball about 50 times so there will be no shortage of offense. I’m going out on a limb and saying McCall will be ready. My pick: Coastal Carolina 49 East Carolina 47.

Guaranteed Rate Bowl – Wisconsin vs. Oklahoma State (Dec. 27, 10:15, TSN2) – Wisky comes in with no head coach as Luke Fickell won’t start with the team until after the bowl game. The Pokes definitely have a head coach and Captain Mullet watched his quarterback and the Badgers’ QB head to the transfer portal. It should be close but might not have as many points as the previous game on this list. And by might not, I mean definitely won’t. My pick: Wisconsin 28 Oklahoma State 23.

Arizona Bowl – Wyoming vs. Ohio (Dec. 30, 4:30, Barstool Sports) – The only bowl game you can’t get here. Hell, there may not even be an illegal stream for this one. Ohio has to be disappointed that they came pretty close to winning their first conference title in over five decades. I can see them coming in here wanting to prove a point. My pick: Ohio 32 Wyoming 21.

The Patrick/Hammond Tier

Here’s some 90s guys for you. They weren’t the greatest but they were pretty good and you knew their voices. They just tended to fuck up every so often…Patrick more than Hammond because Hammond only had to cover Notre Dame and whatever team Notre Dame was playing that weekend.

Boca Raton Bowl – Toledo vs. Liberty (Dec. 20, 7:30, TSN2) – Hey, the Rockets won the MAC and the Flames started 8-1 so it’s not like we have two teams who crawled into bowl season. Neither team scores much and both have had their embarrassing losses so maybe it’s time for some players to impress their coach, right? My pick: Toledo 34 Liberty 33.

Myrtle Beach Bowl – UConn vs. Marshall (Dec. 19, 2:30, TSN1) – Sorry for Marshall fans but no one gives a fuck that your team is in this bowl. It’s all about UConn. An unreal turnaround by Jim Mora Jr. and the Huskies as this team improbably going bowling on the teal turf on the South Carolina coast. Now watch the Herd destroy the fun. My pick: Marshall 35 UConn 17.

Independence Bowl – Houston vs. Louisiana (Dec. 23, 3:00, TSN2) – This feels like the death spot in the bowl schedule. Pre-Christmas, Christmas Eve Eve if you will. In the afternoon. Ugh. Also you have two up-and-down teams that really don’t have a calling card. I’ll watch it but if it gets to be out of hand in the second half, there’s no guarantees I will keep it on. My pick: Houston 32 Louisiana 14.

Idaho Potato Bowl – San Jose State vs. Eastern Michigan (Dec. 20, 3:30, TSN2) – Many fans will pull for the Spartans considering the tragedy that happened late in the season. Don’t forget there’s another team in Boise for this game, though. The Eagles have quietly gone to five bowl games since Chris Creighton took over in a stunning turnaround for a once terrible program. I still wish this game was played at night so it could be icy cold and the field may or may not turn into an ice rink. My pick: San Jose State 24 Eastern Michigan 20.

Frisco Bowl – North Texas vs. Boise State (Dec. 17, 9:15, TSN2) – Almost a home game for North Texas here. And no this isn’t the legendary Frisco Football Classic that had a one-and-done deal last year. Another classic offense vs. defense matchup as the Mean Green can move the ball but Boise has had their best defense in a long time. I wonder how UNT will be considering they just fired Seth Littrell in a bit of shocking move. My pick: Boise State 27 North Texas 10.

The Ward/Bestwick Tier

OK I lied. Not that there are bowl games that you shouldn’t watch. But that there are announcers that are fucking terrible. These two are arguably the worst ever. I would never turn off a game but I definitely did mute it at times with these two on the call. Brutal.

Hawaii Bowl – Middle Tennessee vs. San Diego State (Dec. 24, 8:00, TSN2) – I love this game. Why? Because it’s the perfect time to get all the stocking stuffers wrapped and in their stockings. This is the first time since 2019 we will see this game and it is at the converted high school in Honolulu that the Hawaii Rainbow Warriors play at. Fun times. My pick: San Diego State 26 Middle Tennessee 21.

First Responder Bowl – Memphis vs. Utah State (Dec. 27, 3:15, TSN2) – Utah State was surprisingly good this season. Memphis did about as expected. Both teams like to move FAST on offense. This one might be over by 5:30. My pick: Memphis 37 Utah State 31.

Bahamas Bowl – UAB vs. Miami-OH (Dec. 16, 11:30 AM, TSN1) – Two teams, playing in front of about 5,000 fans in usually breezy weather near the ocean. Yeah these two programs lucked out wouldn’t you say? I sure would. Better than Shreveport or Boise, at least in terms of the weather. My pick: UAB 34 Miami-OH 13.

Quick Lane Bowl – New Mexico State vs. Bowling Green (Dec. 26, 2:30, TSN3) – The Aggies are back in a bowl game! The drought was only six years this time so it’s not nearly as exciting. The bowl drought was actually longer for the Falcons, at seven years. This is NMSU’s final game as an Independent as they join Conference USA next season. I might be out, playing Free Uber for my kids as they spend their gift cards that day so we shall see how much of this I get to watch. My pick: Bowling Green 21 New Mexico State 20.

Camellia Bowl – Georgia Southern vs. Buffalo (Dec. 27, Noon, TSN2) – Both teams BARELY made it to bowl eligibility. The Eagles beat Appalachian State in double overtime and the Bulls squeaked by Akron in a rescheduled game. The only oddity here is that Georgia Southern is not a running team anymore: they pass the ball almost as much as any team in the land. Feels weird to day. My pick: Georgia Southern 37 Buffalo 28.

LendingTree Bowl – Southern Miss vs. Rice (Dec. 17, 5:45, TSN2) – Alright the worst bowl game of the bunch. A Southern Miss team that doesn’t feel like a bowl eligible team and a Rice team that lead the APR list to get here at 5-7. Ugh. There are other bowls at the same time so unless this is close, I hate to say it, you can probably avoid it. My pick: Southern Miss 35 Rice 10.

Done! All the bowl games ranked and my predictions locked in place. I am going to make another prediction: that my predictions won’t be that great. Enjoy the bowl games everybody!

Kind of Quick College Football Week 15 TV Schedule Post With Some Other Random Stuff and Things

The editor (me) can’t be too happy with the writer (also me) for how poor the writer (me again) is when it comes to grammar. Spelling? Got it down pat. I spel gud. Grammar on the other hand? I’m…..not bad at it. Definitely not great, that’s for sure. I will try my best to be better in the future but there are no guarantees. I mean if for some reason this blog starts making money (it won’t I assure you), then I will have to take this grammar thing a lot more serious. Until then…..who fucking cares?

Let’s just get to the schedule, which is much shorter than I am used to, then get on to same tasty bits afterwards…some blog mozzarella sticks if you will.

Friday

FCS Quarter-Final: Samford at North Dakota State7:00 PM
FCS Quarter-Final: William & Mary at Montana State10:15 PM

First time ever we are seeing an FCS doubleheader. And as of this point, there is nothing on the specialty packs saying we will see it up here. I assume that will change in the next 24 hours but I will keep watch. I guess North Dakota State decided they were sick of the 11:00 am local time they kept getting for these games and demanded something closer to primetime. You know ESPN wants to broadcast NDSU games so it was a no-brainer that they could do a doubleheader with Montana State and Sacramento State hosting quarter-final games in the late window.

UPDATE: It looks like the games are appearing on the Bell guides. Still can’t see anything for Rogers, Cogeco or Eastlink yet.

Saturday

FCS Quarter-Final: Holy Cross at South Dakota StateNoon
Army vs. Navy (in Philadelphia)3:00 PM

It’s too bad this wasn’t set up as a game Army had to win to go bowling. Like maybe a bowl game could have picked Army and another team and the Black Knights would have to win here to go to that bowl game. Alas, college football can be no fun sometimes.

Blogzzarella Sticks

Ha ha see what I did there? Yeah, I know, I could have done better.

Anyway, as of right now all three FCS games are not on the specialty pack but should appear soon enough. I have never known them not to be shown in the past when they are on ESPN, ESPN2 or ESPNU.

Have you seen how many players have entered the transfer portal? I’m fine with the transfer portal but this may be getting out of hand. Will we have a team that doesn’t have enough players because of this and has to forfeit a bowl game? I mean it’s possible. Part of me thinks it would be funny because it’s like college football as a whole doesn’t quite get it when it comes to anything new. They fuck it up right off the hop and then scramble to fix it instead of figuring out how to set things up properly from the get-go.

You want to watch the Heisman Trophy ceremony? Well too fucking bad. Oh wait you can watch it on TSN.ca nope not there either. OK then. I guess you will have to be watching your Twitter feed or finding a stream to watch this since we don’t get it here. Spoiler alert: I have a feeling Caleb Williams is winning it. Maybe I just saved you an hour.

Oh and if you like College Gameday, they won’t be in Philadelphia on Saturday morning. Usually the crew does a show before the Army-Navy game every season but they won’t be this year. Chances are Lee Corso wouldn’t be there. Also, expect everyone that would normally be on this show to be in New York for the Heisman ceremony. I get that Philly isn’t too far from New York but I’m sure going to do a three-hour pregame show for a game they won’t be showing between two teams that won’t be going bowling may just not make sense despite the history of this game. I very rarely watch more than the picks portion of the show anyway so for me it’s not that big of a deal.

Might as well call it…home stretch time! A lot of football coming up over the next few weeks so embrace it since we know what happens come mid-February. That’s right, no football at all, although we will have the USFL and the XFL so if you want to watch something then there you go. Anyway, enjoy the games everyone!

Even Success Won’t Save You (the NFL Week 14 TV Schedule)

Do you know who this is? Some will. If you don’t, it’s Tennessee Titans general manager Jon Robinson. Sorry…FORMER Tennessee Titans general manager Jon Robinson. I get that you might not recognize him because most NFL general managers are unrecognizable other than Dallas’ GM.

It’s very interesting timing for this shitcanning since the Titans are doing relatively well and should win the AFC South in a cakewalk. But that isn’t enough for this franchise and a few of his past moves looked terrible and one in particular came back to haunt him. His draft day trade of AJ Brown to Philadelphia looked bad at the time and looks like one of the worst trades of the last decade now, especially after Brown torched the Titans for two touchdowns in the Eagles’ destruction of Tennessee this past week. That’s not the only reason for him being let go but I’m sure it was the straw that broke the camel’s back so to speak.

So there you go: if you are a GM you better do well and continue to do well and not have any moves seriously backfire like that. If you’re a coach, no problem. You’ll get second and even third chances depending on the circumstances (i.e. Did you coach under Bill Belichick? Hot damn, here’s a big contract despite the fact you are an abject disaster as a head coach.). OK, schedule time.

American Networks

NY Jets at Buffalo1:00Seattle, Spokane, Buffalo, Rochester, Watertown, Burlington, Boston, Presque Isle
Cleveland at Cincinnati1:00Cleveland
Philadelphia at NY Giants1:00All affiliates (except Minneapolis & Detroit)
Minnesota at Detroit1:00Minneapolis, Detroit
Kansas City at Denver4:05Minneapolis, Detroit
Carolina at Seattle4:25Tacoma, Seattle, Spokane
Tampa Bay at San Francisco4:25Minneapolis, Detroit, Buffalo, Rochester, Watertown, Burlington, Boston, Presque Isle

Canadian Networks

NY Jets at Buffalo1:00All affiliates (except Montreal)
Cleveland at Cincinnati1:00Ottawa
Minnesota at Detroit1:00TSN1, TSN3, TSN4
Philadelphia at NY Giants1:00MontrealAll affiliates (except Ottawa)
Kansas City at Denver4:05TSN1, TSN4
Tampa Bay at San Francisco4:25Saskatchewan, Winnipeg, Northern Ontario, Kitchener, Toronto, Ottawa, MontrealAtlantic
Carolina at Seattle4:25Vancouver, Alberta

Primetime Games

Las Vegas at LA RamsThursday, 8:20, Amazon Prime, CTV2, TSN1
Miami at LA Chargers8:15, NBC, CTV2, TSN1/4/5
New England at ArizonaMonday, 8:15, CBS Boston, TSN1/3/4

The Briefing

  • Let’s start with the game that was flexed into the Sunday Night Football spot. This game is massive for playoff seeding and what will happen going forward in the AFC East and AFC West. The Chargers are being flexed into SNF for the second time this season so, despite their record, the NFL thinks they are a good team. This was a great idea since the original SNF matchup, the Chiefs and the Broncos, would probably have been awful.
  • You will notice that the MNF matchup also allows people who get their CBS affiliate out of Boston to watch this game.
  • The NFL has to hope that the Thursday nighter is close because this looks awful on paper. The dysfucntional Raiders against a team who has lost a ton of players to injuries in the Rams. I’ll watch it because nothing else is on but man, that’s rough (and reminiscent of Thursday Night Football back around the time it started).
  • The Jets and Bills were the other possibility to be flexed to become the Sunday nighter. Instead they are the big early game and are being shown damn near everywhere. Which is impressive since the early schedule is not a bad one in the least.
  • Unfortunately, the late schedule is a different story. Again the majority of the country is getting the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. A mediocre team playing in a shitty division that the networks fucking slobber over. Well, they slobber over Tom Brady but you get the idea.

Alright let’s take a quick look at the playoff picture.

AFCNFC
#1 Buffalo (AFC East)#1 Philadelphia (NFC East)
#2 Kansas City (AFC West)#2 Minnesota (NFC North)
#3 Baltimore (AFC North)#3 San Francisco (NFC West)
#4 Tennessee (AFC South)#4 Tampa Bay (NFC South)
Wild Cards:Wild Cards:
#5 Cincinnati#5 Dallas
#6 Miami#6 NY Giants
#7 NY Jets#7 Seattle

We finally have two teams eliminated from playoff contention in the Texans and Bears. Along with the Broncos and Rams (uh, I mean Lions), they will all be competing, in essence, for the #1 pick in next year’s draft. Houston currently has a 1.5 game lead over Chicago with four weeks to go. Three more teams could be officially eliminated but having only five teams eliminated with four weeks to go seems like a low amount to me.

At the opposite end, you have a few teams who could punch tickets this weekend. The Chiefs clinch the AFC West with a win and a Chargers loss. This is shocking since I, along with many others, thought the AFC West would be one of the most competitive divisions in the league. Doesn’t help that the Raiders have a terrible head coach, the Broncos let Russ cook (fish in the microwave) and the Chargers are just, well, average. In the NFC, the Eagles and Vikings clinch playoff berths with wins. That will be the big storyline going down to the end, at least at the top of the NFC, is who will get that singular first round bye.

Ugh, I have to put up the Christmas tree. I hate doing it. Let’s just say there’s history from a long time ago that makes me hate the process. December just brings a lot of stress into many of our lives, mine included, so watching football is a great escape. I just have to make sure I use the rest of my time in a constructive manner. Have a great rest of the week and enjoy the games everyone!

Well what do you know? The 2022 Bowl Game TV Schedule

I am honestly shocked. I was not impressed with TSN’s coverage of college football this season. The World Cup didn’t help and I understand that but it seemed like TSN was hellbent on showing less college football than they had in years.

Then I find the TSN bowl game schedule and holy shit! Damn near most of the games are being shown on a TSN channel. Very impressive. I have to, for once, give TSN props for really going all in with the college football postseason: the most important but also weirdest part of the college football schedule.

Anyway, let’s get right to the sked!

Friday December 16th

Bahamas Bowl: UAB vs. Miami-OH11:30 AM

Bowl season starts with the Bahamas Bowl in front of maybe 10,000 fans. Maybe. Probably not. This is the most extreme version of the destination bowl game. Attendance can’t be good because Thomas Robinson Stadium in Nassau only holds 15,000. And I don’t remember the stands ever being half-full for this game. But for the players and staff? Holy shit this is great. Playing football in great weather and being able to experience the GOD DAMN BAHAMAS! It’ll be a trip of a lifetime for at least 90% involved.

Cure Bowl: #25 UTSA vs. #24 Troy3:00 PM

As I said, TSN has seriously stepped up this season. I will show how much they have stepped up after the schedule. This game is EASILY the best pre-Christmas game and it’s not even close. How the Cure Bowl got two Top 25 teams, who are also both conference champions, I will never know. But I’m glad it happened.

Saturday December 17th

Fenway Bowl: Louisville vs. Cincinnati11:00 AM

This was always going to be an odd bowl game what with the Fenway Park configuration and the Green Monster in the background. Now with Scott Satterfield leaving Louisville to coach at Cincinnati? Ho boy this is going to be something.

Celebration Bowl: North Carolina Central vs. Jackson StateNoon

Look, in my opinion, it doesn’t matter if Jackson State loses here. They are the best HBCU football team in the land by a country mile. It’s not even close. And really, the MEAC isn’t close anymore to the SWAC. Outgoing JSU head coach Deion Sanders said the SWAC and MEAC should merge into one super-HBCU conference. I agree. What would this do to the Celebration Bowl? Probably end it. However, I am of the opinion that every so often there is an HBCU school that could do serious damage in the FCS Playoffs. This year would have been Jackson State. Do I think they would have been a dark horse contender for the FCS title? Yes, absolutely. It would have also been a way to probably get more FCS playoff games on channels everyone can see (as in not ESPN+) but that’s another story.

Las Vegas Bowl: Florida vs. #14 Oregon State2:15 PM

This was supposed to become somewhat of a premier bowl game once the SEC was tagged to replace the Mountain West here. Hasn’t happened that way. Sure, Florida is a good brand but it’s not nearly a good football team as some other SEC teams (or MWC teams for that matter). Oregon State probably deserved better. Also, this game was originally slated for ABC in primetime but because the Las Vegas Raiders are a terrible football franchise, their game the next day was flexed out of Sunday Night Football and moved back into the afternoon. It meant there wouldn’t be enough time to make sure the stadium was ready after this game. So this game swapped with the New Mexico Bowl and gets a 12:15 local start.

LA Bowl: Washington State vs. Fresno State3:30 PM

It’s the opening Saturday for bowl games. Will I watch this? Yes, of course. Will I pay full attention to this? Depends on other overlapping bowl games and what happens with the NFL games being played on the same day.

LendingTree Bowl: Southern Miss vs. Rice5:45 PM

Rice got in thanks to the fact they are graduating students at a better rate than all the other football programs at the FBS level who had 5-7 records. Seems awfully specific. Anyway, it’s a bowl game so I’m there.

New Mexico Bowl: BYU vs. SMU7:30 PM

It’s been 42 years but SMU might finally get its revenge for one of the greatest bowl comebacks of all time: the 1980 Holiday Bowl. I remember playing that on Heisman level in NCAA Football 2005 (or was it 2004?). Talk about one of the toughest challenges to defeat. Anyway, this should be fun.

Frisco Bowl: North Texas vs. Boise State9:15 PM

The site of the FCS Championship also hosts the Frisco Bowl and the short-lived Frisco Football Classic which we should never talk about again. I’m surprised they don’t move the FCS title game around but I guess it gets good crowds and decent weather so why mess with a good thing. Boise will definitely be the visiting team here.

Monday December 19th

Myrtle Beach Bowl: UConn vs. Marshall2:30 PM

UConn in a bowl game! That alone is worth watching. Will anyone care that poor Marshall is there and had a pretty good first Sun Belt season? No because the UCONN HUSKIES ARE BOWLING! Now if we can somehow get UMass to go bowling…God help us all.

Tuesday December 20th

Idaho Potato Bowl: San Jose State vs. Eastern Michigan3:30 PM

A rematch of the 1987 California Bowl. Back when these two teams were not highly regarded at all. I guess you could have said the same thing like a decade ago as well. These two programs have become relatively consistent winners and have stabilized themselves. I think many of the fans would be pulling for the Spartans here considering the tragedy that befell the team late in the season. I still wish this game was on at night so that blue turf could basically become an ice rink.

Boca Raton Bowl: Toledo vs. Liberty7:30 PM

So why wasn’t this game put on during the day? Play in Boca in the afternoon sun? That would be good, no? Anyway, I have somewhat softened my stance on bowl games during weekdays (days!) before Christmas so when it comes right down to it, I don’t really care when it airs. I guess this is the attitude that comes about thanks to COVID and being home a lot more than we were ever used to.

Wednesday December 21st

New Orleans Bowl: South Alabama vs. WKU9:00 PM

The first game to appear on the specialty pack. So if you had the specialty pack all year, you were thrilled because TSN didn’t exactly light it up with college football game coverage on their schedule. Bowl time…well, that’s where things fall apart for you. Yes there are a few games that head to the specialty pack but TSN ends up with the majority of the games. I guess it’s the price you pay to get a good amount of college football throughout the season.

Thursday December 22nd

Armed Forces Bowl: Baylor vs. Air Force7:30 PM

Air Force loves to run the ball. Baylor is alright defensively but this seems to be a step below a Dave Aranda defense. Expect a lopsided time of possession battle.

Friday December 23rd

Independence Bowl: Houston vs. Louisiana3:00 PM

Aesthetically, the Independence Bowl looks the worst now that the Gasparilla Bowl moved outdoors to Raymond James Stadium. But I like it. Gives off that 80s grungy college football old-school style that you just don’t see anymore…partially thanks to cameras that give us better than Betamax quality.

Gasparilla Bowl: Missouri vs. Wake Forest6:30 PM

I never get why TSN does this though. Early game on a TSN station. Later game…not. I know there are other live sports contracts that TSN has to deal with but it just seems odd, especially when a game goes over that three hour, thirty minute time window.

Saturday December 24th

Hawaii Bowl: Middle Tennessee vs. San Diego State8:00 PM

The annual Present Wrapping Bowl. Or more like Stocking Stuffer Bowl since I make sure to have all the presents wrapped before Christmas Eve. Isn’t that what we’re supposed to do during this bowl game?

Monday December 26th

Quick Lane Bowl: New Mexico State vs. Bowling Green2:30 PM

Normally, very few would want to watch this. But it’s a Monday. And for college football fans, it’s a chance to see New Mexico State in a bowl game. At one point they were the Halley’s Comet of FBS schools when it came to bowl games but now they go every few years. Not bad. Helps to have a good coach like Jerry Kill there. Hey, how the hell did they get Jerry Kill to coach in Las Cruces in the first place?

Tuesday December 27th

Camellia Bowl: Georgia Southern vs. BuffaloNoon

I see the Christmas Day Camellia Bowl idea died a quiet death. Probably a good thing. If I recall correctly, the only bowl game that ever worked on Christmas Day was the Aloha Bowl back in the 80s and 90s. I remember watching it at my aunt and uncle’s house one year during Christmas dinner. I don’t think you’d catch anyone watching college football during Christmas dinner in this part of the world anymore.

First Responder Bowl: Memphis vs. Utah State3:15 PM

This is technically a bowl game. Look it’s on a Tuesday afternoon. Many people are working (although some get between Christmas and New Year’s off). It just screams low-level bowl game and is the example used by the “Too Many Bowl Games” crowd.

Birmingham Bowl: Coastal Carolina vs. East Carolina6:45 PM

Coastal has fallen off a cliff in their last few games this season. Barely beating App State and Southern Miss and then getting destroyed by James Madison and Troy. Not a good look. Now their coach is off to Liberty. They are hoping to get some momentum going into next year against ECU. Also, I wonder when this bowl game will get a sponsor. Isn’t Pornhub looking to invest in sports?

Guaranteed Rate Bowl: Wisconsin vs. Oklahoma State10:15 PM

Wisconsin got a great head coach hire in Luke Fickell. I don’t know if he’s coaching the team in this bowl game but I’m sure that will be most of the talk here. Otherwise, it’s a late night bowl game that everyone hopes becomes super wacky.

Wednesday December 28th

Military Bowl: Duke vs. UCF2:00 PM

Always nice to see Duke in a bowl game. It’s funny: everyone kind of likes Duke football. Duke basketball: not so much.

Liberty Bowl: Arkansas vs. Kansas5:30 PM

It’s the battle for Kansas (kind of)! This is a nice consolation prize for us not getting Kansas-Missouri in a bowl game. And I know Missouri said they didn’t duck the Jayhawks but you think they would admit that? It’s like Texas repeatedly dodging Texas A&M in bowl games. Like just man up and if you get a bid there, play them. Stop being such pussies.

Holiday Bowl: North Carolina vs. #15 Oregon8:00 PM

I honestly thought the Tar Heels would give Clemson a good game in the ACC Championship. Boy, was I ever wrong. This isn’t a bad spot to land though. Bo Nix will play so I can see this being a VERY motivated Ducks team.

Texas Bowl: Ole Miss vs. Texas Tech9:00 PM

A team that looked like an honest contender up against a team who had a good season under a fiery coach. Oh and their fans love to throw tortillas. The Lane Train vs. The Taco Express.

Thursday December 29th

Pinstripe Bowl: Minnesota vs. Syracuse2:00 PM

I always sincerely hope it is snowing like crazy when this game is played. I remembered the Kansas State-Syracuse classic from years ago and it was a great game and fun to watch. I’m sure not pleasant at all for players or coaches or fans but who cares. It’s all about entertaining me!

Cheez-It Bowl: Oklahoma vs. #13 Florida State5:30 PM

If this was 1992, people would be putting this game at the top of the must-watch lists. Alas, Oklahoma was as bad as its been since before Bob Stoops took over. FSU on the other hand is a fun team finally on the rise. And they will definitely be a heavy home favourite here in the 19th bowl game out of 254 played in Orlando every year (unofficially).

Alamo Bowl: #20 Texas vs. #12 Washington9:00 PM

Almost a home game for the Longhorns and that could spell trouble for the Huskies in a packed Alamodome. The Alamo Bowl almost always has one of the top three non-CFP, non-NY6 bowl games and this year is no exception.

Friday December 30th

Sun Bowl: Pittsburgh vs. #18 UCLANoon

OK so now that CBS will be done with the SEC after next season…I still haven’t changed what I think about the bowl tie-ins. An SEC West team should be here. Or a Big XII team. Or hell, a Mountain West team. Against a Pac-12 team. That’s how this should work. You want fans? Do this. Guaranteed there will be plenty of good seats available for this one in El Paso for the *checks notes* 10:00 AM LOCAL KICKOFF?

Duke’s Mayo Bowl: Maryland vs. #23 NC StateNoon

So who gets the big vat of mayo dumped on them at the end of this one? I think it would be funnier if Mike Locksley gets doused in mayo rather than Dave Doeren so I will pull for the Terps here.

Gator Bowl: #19 South Carolina vs. #21 Notre Dame3:30 PM

Two good underrated teams here at a game that hasn’t been used to getting good teams lately. So move the game to the middle of the day on December 30th and watch what happens. Supposedly, the Gator Bowl committee pushed hard to get Notre Dame. Probably a good idea instead of an ACC team.

Arizona Bowl: Wyoming vs. Ohio4:30 PM

The second year of Barstool Sports being the sponsor for this bowl game. I don’t know how many people go to Barstool Sports’ website to watch this one. I can’t see it being very high but this very much is the future of bowl games. I do kind of wish they would partner up with some network, even one like NESN, so that at least some people can watch this bowl game until it becomes a bigger deal.

Orange Bowl: #7 Clemson vs. #6 Tennessee8:00 PM

And finally we get to the New Year’s Six bowl games and holy shit is this one orange. Orange Bowl. Orange uniforms. Orange logos. Orange everywhere. You’ll be able to see this game from space. This should be a really good game as you have two teams who weren’t that far away from being in the College Football Playoff getting that national spotlight.

Saturday December 31st

Music City Bowl: Kentucky vs. IowaNoon

The over/under for this one is 31.5. 31.5. I repeat, THIRTY-ONE POINT FIVE. That is ridiculous. I would still bet the under. This bowl needed its own timeslot and they aren’t getting it so I see a lot of people flocking to the other game on at the exact same time.

Sugar Bowl: #5 Alabama vs. #9 Kansas StateNoon

This could be an interesting game. If both teams show up to play then I see the Wildcats giving the Tide all they can handle. I don’t know how Nick Saban will hide his disappointment in not getting into the College Football Playoff after that ridiculous halftime interview he was allowed to give to state his team’s case for the playoff. Dumb. It is also going to be weird to see the Sugar Bowl on at Noon. On New Year’s Eve.

Fiesta Bowl: #2 Michigan vs. #3 TCU4:00 PM

So many think TCU shouldn’t have even been in this game meaning there are many who want the Horned Frogs to be blown out in this one. I could see this being closer than many people think. Also, the 2-3 matchup is almost always better, historically, than the 1-4 matchup in the College Football Playoff.

Peach Bowl: #1 Georgia vs. #4 Ohio State8:00 PM

The Buckeyes backing into the playoff has left a sour taste in some people’s mouths. I get it but I still think there is way too much emphasis on conference championship games. Until they get rid of divisions in every conference, some of the conference championships look horrible. It is kind of weird to see this one on TSN2 when the previous game is on TSN3 but my guess is that the Canada-Sweden World Juniors game will end up on all the other TSNs other than TSN2 (which is still seen as an alternate channel to an extent).

Monday January 2nd

ReliaQuest Bowl: #22 Mississippi State vs. IllinoisNoon

Two of the more popular head coaches in college football will clash here in the former Outback Bowl. Complete contrast in styles: Mike Leach’s Run n’ Gun up against Bret Bielema’s Ground n’ Pound. Should be a good first game of the new year.

Citrus Bowl: #17 LSU vs. Purdue1:00 PM

It’s always a tiny bit weird to have these college bowl games on January 2nd instead of New Year’s Day. You can’t have them going up against the NFL, though, and no one would probably even attempt it (plus TSN might be a bit miffed if that happened). So on the first day back at work for some people, they may miss some good football. I guess that’s one of the downsides of a lot of bowl games.

Cotton Bowl: #10 USC vs. #16 Tulane1:00 PM

I find with the way the College Football Playoff has been set up, the best Group of Five team, more often than not, is in a bit of a lose-lose situation. They show up to this big bowl game and if they win, there will be piles of excuses heaped on to why (and it usually revolves around injuries). If they lose, then they didn’t belong in the first place. This is something you don’t get for Power Five teams (except in the semi-finals). I do find college football media a bit odd that way.

Rose Bowl: #11 Penn State vs. #8 Utah5:00 PM

It is going to be really weird to watch this bowl game and realize that the next game is the national championship. No Sugar Bowl. No odd bowl game here and there between now and the title game. This is it. I think this will be the underrated bowl game of the year (or at least as much as it can be when both teams are in the Top 15).

Monday January 9th

College Football Playoff National Championship8:00 PM

This is the one game that, at this point, is not confirmed for where it will appear on TSN. I am putting down these three channels because ESPN usually does like 43 different broadcasts for this event and TSN always picks up the main broadcast, plus one or two of the others. I sincerely hope they have the Coaches Room again and if they do, it should be a open bar for them. Free food. The works. Want to know how they really feel? That’s how you do it. Talk about ratings gold!

Let’s look at the breakdown for the games:

  • TSN – 30 games
  • ABC & TSN – 5 games
  • FOX – 1 game
  • CBS – 1 game
  • Barstool Sports – 1 game
  • specialty pack – 5 games

See what I mean? TSN will be showing 35 of the 43 bowl games this season. Over 80%. Amazing. I just wish they would show more games during the season.

Alright I have started toying with a new format for the blog posts. Not saying this is set in stone but I am going to try it out for a bit and if I feel it’s working then this is what it will look like going forward (until I get bored and want to change it again). Enjoy the rest of your week everyone!

Final 2022 Bowl Games Confirmed

Man that came fast and furious. I struggled to keep up. Brett McMurphy must have passed out by now.

Fiesta BowlCFP #2 vs. CFP #3Michigan vs. TCU
Peach BowlCFP #1 vs. CFP #4Georgia vs. Ohio State
Rose BowlBig Ten #1 vs. Pac-12 #1Penn State vs. Utah
Cotton BowlCFP At-Large vs. G-5 #1USC vs. Tulane
Sugar BowlSEC #1 vs. Big XII #1Alabama vs. Kansas State
Orange BowlACC #1 vs. Big Ten/Notre Dame/SECClemson vs. Tennessee
Citrus BowlSEC vs. Big TenLSU vs. Purdue
ReliaQuest BowlSEC vs. Big TenMississippi State vs. Illinois
Music City BowlSEC vs. Big TenKentucky vs. Iowa
Gator BowlSEC vs. ACCSouth Carolina vs. Notre Dame
Arizona BowlMWC vs. MACWyoming vs. Ohio
Sun BowlACC vs. Pac-12Pittsburgh vs. UCLA
Duke’s Mayo BowlBig Ten vs. ACCMaryland vs. NC State
Alamo BowlBig XII vs. Pac-12Texas vs. Washington
Cheez-It BowlBig XII vs. ACCOklahoma vs. Florida State
Pinstripe BowlBig Ten vs. ACCMinnesota vs. Syracuse
Texas BowlSEC vs. Big XIIOle Miss vs. Texas Tech
Holiday BowlACC vs. Pac-12North Carolina vs. Oregon
Liberty BowlSEC vs. Big XIIArkansas vs. Kansas
Military BowlACC vs. AACDuke vs. UCF
Guaranteed Rate BowlBig Ten vs. Big XIIWisconsin vs. Oklahoma State
Birmingham BowlSEC vs. AAC/ACC/C-USACoastal Carolina vs. East Carolina
First Responder BowlTwo of AAC, Big XII, C-USA, Sun Belt, MWCMemphis vs. Utah State
Camellia BowlSun Belt vs. MAC/C-USAGeorgia Southern vs. Buffalo
Quick Lane BowlBig Ten vs. MACNew Mexico State vs. Bowling Green
Hawaii BowlBYU/AAC/C-USA vs. MWCMiddle Tennessee vs. San Diego State
Independence BowlAAC vs. ArmyHouston vs. Louisiana
Gasparilla BowlTwo of AAC, ACC, SEC, Pac-12Missouri vs. Wake Forest
Armed Forces BowlTwo of Big XII, C-USA, AACBaylor vs. Air Force
New Orleans BowlSun Belt vs. C-USASouth Alabama vs. WKU
Boca Raton BowlTwo of AAC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACToledo vs. Liberty
Idaho Potato BowlMWC vs. MACSan Jose State vs. Eastern Michigan
Myrtle Beach BowlTwo of AAC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACUConn vs. Marshall
Frisco BowlTwo of AAC, MWC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACNorth Texas vs. Boise State
Las Vegas BowlSEC vs. Pac-12Florida vs. Oregon State
LendingTree BowlSun Belt vs. MAC/C-USASouthern Miss vs. Rice
LA BowlPac-12 vs. MWCWashington State vs. Fresno State
New Mexico BowlMWC vs. AAC/C-USA/MACBYU vs. SMU
Fenway BowlACC vs. AACLouisville vs. Cincinnati
Cure BowlTwo of AAC, MWC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACUTSA vs. Troy
Bahamas BowlC-USA vs. MACUAB vs. Miami-OH
  • Oklahoma State will be Wisconsin’s opponent at the Guaranteed Rate Bowl.
  • Kansas finally has an opponent for the Liberty Bowl and it’s (not Missouri), Arkansas. Winner has the right to use the word Kansas from here on out.
  • It looks like we have a huge matchup in the Cheez-It Bowl as Florida State will face Oklahoma. If this was the 80s, people would be talking about it for days.
  • Duke will cap an amazing season at the Military Bowl against UCF.
  • Alright, as of right now, the Fighting Bret Bielemas of Illinois have accepted a bid to play at the ReliaQuest Bowl. Chances are the opponent will be South Carolina but that has not been confirmed yet.
  • A new coach will have a whole heap of mayonnaise dumped on them this year at the Duke’s Mayo Bowl as Maryland will face NC State.
  • Kentucky and Iowa to the Music City Bowl. Go with the under.
  • I mean they aren’t at home but Syracuse should have a huge fan presence at the Pinstripe Bowl as they face Minnesota.
  • After all the hype about where Notre Dame would go bowling, it honestly feels like a bit of a letdown to see that they are going to the Gator Bowl to play South Carolina.
  • It took a while but Illinois has their opponent for the ReliaQuest Bowl: it’s Mississippi State. Mike Leach vs. Bret Bielema. That should be something.
  • North Carolina ends up in the Holiday Bowl (and one of the oddest bowl tie-ins) as they will be Oregon’s opponent.
  • By process of elimination, Louisville vs. Cincinnati will be the Fenway Bowl matchup.

Man that was fast. I couldn’t keep up. Anyway, there’s your lineup. All the other posts about the bowl games will be coming up soon enough. Have a great rest of your Sunday.

Updated 2022 Bowl Projections as of 3:45 PM EST

The updatin’ continues!

Fiesta BowlCFP #2 vs. CFP #3Michigan vs. TCU
Peach BowlCFP #1 vs. CFP #4Georgia vs. Ohio State
Rose BowlBig Ten #1 vs. Pac-12 #1Penn State vs. Utah
Cotton BowlCFP At-Large vs. G-5 #1USC vs. Tulane
Sugar BowlSEC #1 vs. Big XII #1Alabama vs. Kansas State
Orange BowlACC #1 vs. Big Ten/Notre Dame/SECClemson vs. Tennessee
  • And it’s finally official. Tulane will play USC in Arlington at the Cotton Bowl.
Citrus BowlSEC vs. Big TenLSU vs. Purdue
ReliaQuest BowlSEC vs. Big TenSouth Carolina vs. Minnesota
Music City BowlSEC vs. Big TenMississippi State vs. Illinois
Gator BowlSEC vs. ACCArkansas vs. North Carolina
Arizona BowlMWC vs. MACWyoming vs. Ohio
Sun BowlACC vs. Pac-12Pittsburgh vs. UCLA
Duke’s Mayo BowlBig Ten vs. ACCIowa vs. Florida State
Alamo BowlBig XII vs. Pac-12Texas vs. Washington
Cheez-It BowlBig XII vs. ACCKansas vs. Notre Dame
Pinstripe BowlBig Ten vs. ACCMaryland vs. Duke
Texas BowlSEC vs. Big XIIOle Miss vs. Texas Tech
Holiday BowlACC vs. Pac-12Syracuse vs. Oregon
Liberty BowlSEC vs. Big XIIKentucky vs. Oklahoma State
Military BowlACC vs. AACNC State vs. UCF
Guaranteed Rate BowlBig Ten vs. Big XIIWisconsin vs. Baylor
Birmingham BowlSEC vs. AAC/ACC/C-USACoastal Carolina vs. East Carolina
First Responder BowlTwo of AAC, Big XII, C-USA, Sun Belt, MWCMemphis vs. Utah State
Camellia BowlSun Belt vs. MAC/C-USAGeorgia Southern vs. Buffalo
Quick Lane BowlBig Ten vs. MACNew Mexico State vs. Bowling Green
Hawaii BowlBYU/AAC/C-USA vs. MWCMiddle Tennessee vs. San Diego State
Independence BowlAAC vs. ArmyHouston vs. Louisiana
Gasparilla BowlTwo of AAC, ACC, SEC, Pac-12Missouri vs. Wake Forest
Armed Forces BowlTwo of Big XII, C-USA, AACOklahoma vs. Air Force
New Orleans BowlSun Belt vs. C-USASouth Alabama vs. WKU
Boca Raton BowlTwo of AAC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACToledo vs. Liberty
Idaho Potato BowlMWC vs. MACSan Jose State vs. Eastern Michigan
Myrtle Beach BowlTwo of AAC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACUConn vs. Marshall
Frisco BowlTwo of AAC, MWC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACNorth Texas vs. Boise State
Las Vegas BowlSEC vs. Pac-12Florida vs. Oregon State
LendingTree BowlSun Belt vs. MAC/C-USASouthern Miss vs. Rice
LA BowlPac-12 vs. MWCWashington State vs. Fresno State
New Mexico BowlMWC vs. AAC/C-USA/MACBYU vs. SMU
Fenway BowlACC vs. AACLouisville vs. Cincinnati
Cure BowlTwo of AAC, MWC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACUTSA vs. Troy
Bahamas BowlC-USA vs. MACUAB vs. Miami-OH
  • UConn is bowling once again! They will face off against Marshall down in sunny Myrtle Beach.
  • Wyoming and Ohio is the matchup in the only bowl game not available in Canada, the Arizona Bowl.
  • Toledo and Liberty accept invitations to the Boca Raton Bowl.
  • The First Responder Bowl gets Memphis and Utah State.
  • To the surprise of very few, Texas has been selected to play in the Alamo Bowl. They will face one of the best teams not to make the New Year’s Six, the Washington Huskies.
  • Bowling Green has accepted a bid to the Quick Lane Bowl in Detroit. Their opponent will be a team that is nowhere close to Detroit, New Mexico State.
  • LSU is going to a Florida-based bowl, which is what I figured for at least a few weeks now. They will face Purdue.
  • Oregon State caps off a great season by getting an invitation to the Las Vegas Bowl. They will face Florida who struggled for a good part of the season.
  • Pittsburgh and UCLA will go head-to-head down in El Paso at the Sun Bowl.
  • Oregon has accepted a bid to go to the Holiday Bowl. It looks like their opponent will either be Notre Dame or Syracuse.
  • The Armed Forces Bowl gets Baylor and Air Force in what should be a pretty good game.
  • Should be an absolute shootout at the Texas Bowl with Ole Miss facing Texas Tech.
  • In non-bowl news, Liberty has hired Coastal Carolina’s Jamey Chadwell. Not surprised Chadwell was plucked from the Chanticleers as he has done an amazing job on the beach. Coastal Carolina was quick to name his replacement: now-former NC State offensive coordinator Tim Beck.

Stay tuned for more updates.

Updated 2022 Bowl Projections as of 2:00 PM EST

The updatin’ continues!

Fiesta BowlCFP #2 vs. CFP #3Michigan vs. TCU
Peach BowlCFP #1 vs. CFP #4Georgia vs. Ohio State
Rose BowlBig Ten #1 vs. Pac-12 #1Penn State vs. Utah
Cotton BowlCFP At-Large vs. G-5 #1USC vs. Tulane
Sugar BowlSEC #1 vs. Big XII #1Alabama vs. Kansas State
Orange BowlACC #1 vs. Big Ten/Notre Dame/SECClemson vs. Tennessee
  • It hasn’t been announced yet but Penn State is now a lock for the Rose Bowl since Michigan and Ohio State got into the CFP. USC should be announced very soon as Tulane’s opponent in New Orleans.
Citrus BowlSEC vs. Big TenLSU vs. Purdue
ReliaQuest BowlSEC vs. Big TenSouth Carolina vs. Minnesota
Music City BowlSEC vs. Big TenOle Miss vs. Illinois
Gator BowlSEC vs. ACCArkansas vs. North Carolina
Arizona BowlMWC vs. MACAir Force vs. Toledo
Sun BowlACC vs. Pac-12Duke vs. UCLA
Duke’s Mayo BowlBig Ten vs. ACCIowa vs. Florida State
Alamo BowlBig XII vs. Pac-12Texas vs. Washington
Cheez-It BowlBig XII vs. ACCKansas vs. Notre Dame
Pinstripe BowlBig Ten vs. ACCUConn vs. Pittsburgh
Texas BowlSEC vs. Big XIIMississippi State vs. Oklahoma State
Holiday BowlACC vs. Pac-12Syracuse vs. Oregon
Liberty BowlSEC vs. Big XIIKentucky vs. Texas Tech
Military BowlACC vs. AACNC State vs. UCF
Guaranteed Rate BowlBig Ten vs. Big XIIWisconsin vs. Baylor
Birmingham BowlSEC vs. AAC/ACC/C-USACoastal Carolina vs. East Carolina
First Responder BowlTwo of AAC, Big XII, C-USA, Sun Belt, MWCMarshall vs. Utah State
Camellia BowlSun Belt vs. MAC/C-USAGeorgia Southern vs. Buffalo
Quick Lane BowlBig Ten vs. MACMaryland vs. Bowling Green
Hawaii BowlBYU/AAC/C-USA vs. MWCMiddle Tennessee vs. San Diego State
Independence BowlAAC vs. ArmyHouston vs. Louisiana
Gasparilla BowlTwo of AAC, ACC, SEC, Pac-12Missouri vs. Wake Forest
Armed Forces BowlTwo of Big XII, C-USA, AACOklahoma vs. Ohio
New Orleans BowlSun Belt vs. C-USASouth Alabama vs. WKU
Boca Raton BowlTwo of AAC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACWyoming vs. New Mexico State
Idaho Potato BowlMWC vs. MACSan Jose State vs. Eastern Michigan
Myrtle Beach BowlTwo of AAC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACLiberty vs. Cincinnati
Frisco BowlTwo of AAC, MWC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACNorth Texas vs. Boise State
Las Vegas BowlSEC vs. Pac-12Florida vs. Oregon State
LendingTree BowlSun Belt vs. MAC/C-USASouthern Miss vs. Rice
LA BowlPac-12 vs. MWCWashington State vs. Fresno State
New Mexico BowlMWC vs. AAC/C-USA/MACBYU vs. SMU
Fenway BowlACC vs. AACLouisville vs. Memphis
Cure BowlTwo of AAC, MWC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACUTSA vs. Troy
Bahamas BowlC-USA vs. MACUAB vs. Miami-OH
  • First bowl announcement for the rest of Bowl SZN as Southern Miss will place Rice in the LendingTree Bowl.
  • 1980 Holiday Bowl rematch! This time in Albuquerque as BYU will face off against SMU.
  • The Cure Bowl somehow gets the Sun Belt and Conference USA champs! The Roadrunners and Trojans head to Orlando.
  • Frisco Bowl (not the one-off Frisco Football Classic of Fun and Frolic) has selected North Texas and Boise State.
  • Houston and Louisiana will head to the lovely city of….Shreveport for the Independence Bowl. Why don’t they just give the sponsorship to Sickos Committee already?
  • Not a huge surprise that Wazzu and Fresno State will head to the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl.
  • I remember when the New Orleans Bowl would always get the Sun Belt champ (and the C-USA champ most of the time as well). This year they get South Alabama and WKU. Two good teams but not conference champs.
  • Georgia Southern and Buffalo head to the state of Alabama for the Camellia Bowl…now not on Christmas Day.
  • Mizzou successfully dodges Kansas and gets Wake Forest in the Gasparilla Bowl.
  • San Jose State will face Eastern Michigan on the blue turf of Boise for the Idaho Potato Bowl. EMU knows about weirdly coloured turf since they play on grey turf in Ypslianti.
  • One of the many Battles for Carolina will take place not in either of the Carolinas. Coastal Carolina and East Carolina travel to Birmingham to play in the boring-named Birmingham Bowl.

Stay tuned for more updates.