Fuck off Captain Ginger.
I haven’t done a mock draft at all until now. Not one. Then I decided “Hey, why not do three rounds’ worth?” I had no answer for myself because I’m an idiot. So yeah, three rounds. Now there are no trades here and I don’t project trades because that is a fool’s game. Although, I guess mock drafts are also a fool’s game. Ugh. Let’s just get started before I regret doing this.
Round 1
1 | Carolina | C.J. Stroud, QB (Ohio State) |
2 | Houston | Bryce Young, QB (Alabama) |
3 | Arizona | Christian Gonzalez, CB (Oregon) |
4 | Indianapolis | Tyree Wilson, EDGE (Texas Tech) |
5 | Seattle | Will Anderson Jr., LB (Alabama) |
6 | Detroit | Jalen Carter, DT (Georgia) |
7 | Las Vegas | Paris Johnson Jr., OT (Ohio State) |
8 | Atlanta | Anthony Richardson, QB (Florida) |
9 | Chicago | Lukas Van Ness, DE (Iowa) |
10 | Philadelphia | Jaxon Smith-Njigba, WR (Ohio State) |
11 | Tennessee | Quentin Johnson, WR (TCU) |
12 | Houston | Devon Witherspoon, CB (Illinois) |
13 | Dalton Kincaid, TE (Utah) | |
14 | New England | Peter Skoronski, OT (Northwestern) |
15 | Broderick Jones, OT (Georgia) | |
16 | Washington | Will Levis, QB (Kentucky) |
17 | Pittsburgh | Joey Porter Jr., CB (Penn State) |
18 | Detroit | Bijan Robinson, RB (Texas) |
19 | Tampa Bay | Brian Branch, S (Alabama) |
20 | Seattle | Jordan Addison, WR (USC) |
21 | LA Chargers | Myles Murphy, DE (Clemson) |
22 | Baltimore | Zay Flowers, WR (Boston College) |
23 | Minnesota | Nolan Smith, LB (Georgia) |
24 | Jacksonville | Kelee Ringo, CB (Georgia) |
25 | NY Giants | Jalin Hyatt, WR (Tennessee) |
26 | Dallas | O’Cyrus Torrance, G (Florida) |
27 | Buffalo | Jahmyr Gibbs, RB (Alabama) |
28 | Cincinnati | Michael Mayer, TE (Notre Dame) |
29 | New Orleans | Ryan Hayes, G (Michigan) |
30 | Philadelphia | Jack Campbell, LB (Iowa) |
31 | Kansas City | Darnell Wright, OT (Tennessee) |
Round 2
32 | Pittsburgh | Calijah Kancey, DT (Pittsburgh) |
33 | Houston | Darnell Washington, TE (Georgia) |
34 | Arizona | John Michael Schmitz, C (Minnesota) |
35 | Indianapolis | Cam Smith, CB (South Carolina) |
36 | LA Rams | Mazi Smith, DT (Michigan) |
37 | Seattle | Bryan Bresee, DT (Clemson) |
38 | Las Vegas | Quan Martin, S (Illinois) |
39 | Carolina | Will McDonald IV, DE (Iowa State) |
40 | New Orleans | Hendon Hooker, QB (Tennessee) |
41 | Tennessee | Daiyan Henley, LB (Washington State) |
42 | Antonio Johnson, S (Texas A&M) | |
43 | NY Jets | Drew Sanders, LB (Arkansas) |
44 | Atlanta | Emmanuel Forbes, CB (Mississippi State) |
45 | Green Bay | Isaiah Foskey, DE (Notre Dame) |
46 | New England | B.J. Ojulari, DE (LSU) |
47 | Washington | Luke Wypler, C (Ohio State) |
48 | Detroit | Luke Musgrave, TE (Oregon State) |
49 | Pittsburgh | Noah Sewell, LB (Oregon) |
50 | Tampa Bay | Anton Harrison, OT (Oklahoma) |
51 | Miami | Steve Avila, G (TCU) |
52 | Seattle | J.L. Skinner, S (Boise State) |
53 | Chicago | Cedric Tillman, WR (Tennessee) |
54 | LA Chargers | Siaki Ika, DT (Baylor) |
55 | Detroit | Deonte Banks, CB (Maryland) |
56 | Jacksonville | Cody Mauch, OT (North Dakota State) |
57 | NY Giants | Tyrique Stevenson, CB (Miami) |
58 | Dallas | Josh Downs, WR (North Carolina) |
59 | Buffalo | Gervon Dexter, DT (Florida) |
60 | Cincinnati | Adetomiwa Adebawore, DT (Northwestern) |
61 | Chicago | Henry To’o’To’o, LB (Alabama) |
62 | Philadelphia | Chris Rodriguez, RB (Kentucky) |
63 | Kansas City | Felix Anudike-Uzomah, EDGE (Kansas State) |
Round 3
64 | Chicago | Jaelyn Duncan, OT (Maryland) |
65 | Houston | Trenton Simpson, LB (Clemson) |
66 | Arizona | Tuli Tuipulotu, DE (USC) |
67 | Denver | Clark Phillips, CB (Utah) |
68 | Denver | Dawand Jones, OT (Ohio State) |
69 | LA Rams | Sam LaPorta, TE (Iowa) |
70 | Las Vegas | Keion White, DE (Georgia Tech) |
71 | New Orleans | Zach Charbonnet, RB (UCLA) |
72 | Tennessee | Tucker Kraft, TE (South Dakota State) |
73 | Houston | Anthony Bradford, G (LSU) |
74 | Cleveland | Zacch Pickens, DT (South Carolina) |
75 | Atlanta | Sydney Brown, S (Illinois) |
76 | New England | Rashee Rice, WR (SMU) |
77 | LA Rams | Nick Broeker, G (Ole Miss) |
78 | Green Bay | Tyler Scott, WR (Cincinnati) |
79 | Indianapolis | Tanner McKee, QB (Stanford) |
80 | Pittsburgh | Tyler Steen, OT (Alabama) |
81 | Detroit | McClendon Curtis, G (Chattanooga) |
82 | Tampa Bay | Jonathan Mingo, WR (Ole Miss) |
83 | Seattle | Joe Tippman, C (Wisconsin) |
84 | Miami | Zach Evans, RB (Ole Miss) |
85 | LA Chargers | Blake Freeland, OT (BYU) |
86 | Baltimore | Julius Brents, CB (Kansas State) |
87 | Minnesota | Mekhi Garner, CB (LSU) |
88 | Jacksonville | Daniel Scott, S (California) |
89 | NY Giants | Jarrett Patterson, G (Notre Dame) |
90 | Dallas | Kendre Miller, RB (TCU) |
91 | Buffalo | Cameron Latu, TE (Alabama) |
92 | Cincinnati | Wanya Morris, OT (Oklahoma) |
93 | Carolina | Jaylon Jones, CB (Texas A&M) |
94 | Philadelphia | Mekhi Blackmon, CB (USC) |
95 | Kansas City | Kayshon Boutte, WR (LSU) |
96 | Arizona | DeMarvion Overshown, LB (Texas) |
97 | Washington | Cam Mitchell, CB (Northwestern) |
98 | Cleveland | Mike Morris, DE (Michigan) |
99 | San Francisco | Jaxon Kirkland, G (Washington) |
100 | Las Vegas | Emil Ekiyor, C (Alabama) |
101 | San Francisco | Brandon Joseph, S (Notre Dame) |
102 | San Francisco | Xavier Hutchinson, WR (Iowa State) |
Notes and Crap and Stuff and Things and Shit and Garbage
- Yes I know I usually have logos as well. I decided to go no frills with this one. No, that doesn’t mean I have aisleways that are so cramped that two people with shopping carts can’t go through at the same time. Just means I was short on time and didn’t feel like doing all the work to put the fancy logos in.
- You will notice that the third round has more picks than the other two rounds. Well, the first round only has 31 because Miami forfeited its pick and the third round includes all the compensatory picks.
- I am feeling pretty good with my first few picks. Stroud should go #1 and Young #2. I think at least seven out of my top ten will be in the top ten come draft night. Beyond that, who knows.
- I hope that somehow Bijan Robinson can fall all the way to the Bills’ pick at #27. He won’t as he seems to be rocketing up many draft boards. As long as the Bills figure out their running back issue I will be somewhat happy.
- Take a look at your favourite team and see if you like the way I drafted for them. If so, I feel bad for you since they will most likely not draft as well. I don’t make the rules.
Look if there are trades between now and the draft I will update my picks because otherwise it wouldn’t make sense. You know, say if Aaron Rodgers gets traded to a certain team in the AFC East with a plane-based logo, I assume there will be picks involved as well so I would adjust my mock draft accordingly.
OK that was a lot. Especially for my first post in a while. If work wasn’t so busy I’d do more. I’m just kidding, I wouldn’t have. Not a whole lot to post about to be honest. Things will start ramping up soon after the draft I’m sure. Have a great draft night(s) everybody!