Mock Draft? Yeah, why the fuck not.

Fuck off Captain Ginger.

I haven’t done a mock draft at all until now. Not one. Then I decided “Hey, why not do three rounds’ worth?” I had no answer for myself because I’m an idiot. So yeah, three rounds. Now there are no trades here and I don’t project trades because that is a fool’s game. Although, I guess mock drafts are also a fool’s game. Ugh. Let’s just get started before I regret doing this.

Round 1

1CarolinaC.J. Stroud, QB (Ohio State)
2HoustonBryce Young, QB (Alabama)
3ArizonaChristian Gonzalez, CB (Oregon)
4IndianapolisTyree Wilson, EDGE (Texas Tech)
5SeattleWill Anderson Jr., LB (Alabama)
6DetroitJalen Carter, DT (Georgia)
7Las VegasParis Johnson Jr., OT (Ohio State)
8AtlantaAnthony Richardson, QB (Florida)
9ChicagoLukas Van Ness, DE (Iowa)
10PhiladelphiaJaxon Smith-Njigba, WR (Ohio State)
11TennesseeQuentin Johnson, WR (TCU)
12HoustonDevon Witherspoon, CB (Illinois)
13NY Jets Green BayDalton Kincaid, TE (Utah)
14New EnglandPeter Skoronski, OT (Northwestern)
15Green Bay NY JetsBroderick Jones, OT (Georgia)
16WashingtonWill Levis, QB (Kentucky)
17PittsburghJoey Porter Jr., CB (Penn State)
18DetroitBijan Robinson, RB (Texas)
19Tampa BayBrian Branch, S (Alabama)
20SeattleJordan Addison, WR (USC)
21LA ChargersMyles Murphy, DE (Clemson)
22BaltimoreZay Flowers, WR (Boston College)
23MinnesotaNolan Smith, LB (Georgia)
24JacksonvilleKelee Ringo, CB (Georgia)
25NY GiantsJalin Hyatt, WR (Tennessee)
26DallasO’Cyrus Torrance, G (Florida)
27BuffaloJahmyr Gibbs, RB (Alabama)
28CincinnatiMichael Mayer, TE (Notre Dame)
29New OrleansRyan Hayes, G (Michigan)
30PhiladelphiaJack Campbell, LB (Iowa)
31Kansas CityDarnell Wright, OT (Tennessee)

Round 2

32PittsburghCalijah Kancey, DT (Pittsburgh)
33HoustonDarnell Washington, TE (Georgia)
34ArizonaJohn Michael Schmitz, C (Minnesota)
35IndianapolisCam Smith, CB (South Carolina)
36LA RamsMazi Smith, DT (Michigan)
37SeattleBryan Bresee, DT (Clemson)
38Las VegasQuan Martin, S (Illinois)
39CarolinaWill McDonald IV, DE (Iowa State)
40New OrleansHendon Hooker, QB (Tennessee)
41TennesseeDaiyan Henley, LB (Washington State)
42NY Jets Green BayAntonio Johnson, S (Texas A&M)
43NY JetsDrew Sanders, LB (Arkansas)
44AtlantaEmmanuel Forbes, CB (Mississippi State)
45Green BayIsaiah Foskey, DE (Notre Dame)
46New EnglandB.J. Ojulari, DE (LSU)
47WashingtonLuke Wypler, C (Ohio State)
48DetroitLuke Musgrave, TE (Oregon State)
49PittsburghNoah Sewell, LB (Oregon)
50Tampa BayAnton Harrison, OT (Oklahoma)
51MiamiSteve Avila, G (TCU)
52SeattleJ.L. Skinner, S (Boise State)
53ChicagoCedric Tillman, WR (Tennessee)
54LA ChargersSiaki Ika, DT (Baylor)
55DetroitDeonte Banks, CB (Maryland)
56JacksonvilleCody Mauch, OT (North Dakota State)
57NY GiantsTyrique Stevenson, CB (Miami)
58DallasJosh Downs, WR (North Carolina)
59BuffaloGervon Dexter, DT (Florida)
60CincinnatiAdetomiwa Adebawore, DT (Northwestern)
61ChicagoHenry To’o’To’o, LB (Alabama)
62PhiladelphiaChris Rodriguez, RB (Kentucky)
63Kansas CityFelix Anudike-Uzomah, EDGE (Kansas State)

Round 3

64ChicagoJaelyn Duncan, OT (Maryland)
65HoustonTrenton Simpson, LB (Clemson)
66ArizonaTuli Tuipulotu, DE (USC)
67DenverClark Phillips, CB (Utah)
68DenverDawand Jones, OT (Ohio State)
69LA RamsSam LaPorta, TE (Iowa)
70Las VegasKeion White, DE (Georgia Tech)
71New OrleansZach Charbonnet, RB (UCLA)
72TennesseeTucker Kraft, TE (South Dakota State)
73HoustonAnthony Bradford, G (LSU)
74ClevelandZacch Pickens, DT (South Carolina)
75AtlantaSydney Brown, S (Illinois)
76New EnglandRashee Rice, WR (SMU)
77LA RamsNick Broeker, G (Ole Miss)
78Green BayTyler Scott, WR (Cincinnati)
79IndianapolisTanner McKee, QB (Stanford)
80PittsburghTyler Steen, OT (Alabama)
81DetroitMcClendon Curtis, G (Chattanooga)
82Tampa BayJonathan Mingo, WR (Ole Miss)
83SeattleJoe Tippman, C (Wisconsin)
84MiamiZach Evans, RB (Ole Miss)
85LA ChargersBlake Freeland, OT (BYU)
86BaltimoreJulius Brents, CB (Kansas State)
87MinnesotaMekhi Garner, CB (LSU)
88JacksonvilleDaniel Scott, S (California)
89NY GiantsJarrett Patterson, G (Notre Dame)
90DallasKendre Miller, RB (TCU)
91BuffaloCameron Latu, TE (Alabama)
92CincinnatiWanya Morris, OT (Oklahoma)
93CarolinaJaylon Jones, CB (Texas A&M)
94PhiladelphiaMekhi Blackmon, CB (USC)
95Kansas CityKayshon Boutte, WR (LSU)
96ArizonaDeMarvion Overshown, LB (Texas)
97WashingtonCam Mitchell, CB (Northwestern)
98ClevelandMike Morris, DE (Michigan)
99San FranciscoJaxon Kirkland, G (Washington)
100Las VegasEmil Ekiyor, C (Alabama)
101San FranciscoBrandon Joseph, S (Notre Dame)
102San FranciscoXavier Hutchinson, WR (Iowa State)

Notes and Crap and Stuff and Things and Shit and Garbage

  • Yes I know I usually have logos as well. I decided to go no frills with this one. No, that doesn’t mean I have aisleways that are so cramped that two people with shopping carts can’t go through at the same time. Just means I was short on time and didn’t feel like doing all the work to put the fancy logos in.
  • You will notice that the third round has more picks than the other two rounds. Well, the first round only has 31 because Miami forfeited its pick and the third round includes all the compensatory picks.
  • I am feeling pretty good with my first few picks. Stroud should go #1 and Young #2. I think at least seven out of my top ten will be in the top ten come draft night. Beyond that, who knows.
  • I hope that somehow Bijan Robinson can fall all the way to the Bills’ pick at #27. He won’t as he seems to be rocketing up many draft boards. As long as the Bills figure out their running back issue I will be somewhat happy.
  • Take a look at your favourite team and see if you like the way I drafted for them. If so, I feel bad for you since they will most likely not draft as well. I don’t make the rules.

Look if there are trades between now and the draft I will update my picks because otherwise it wouldn’t make sense. You know, say if Aaron Rodgers gets traded to a certain team in the AFC East with a plane-based logo, I assume there will be picks involved as well so I would adjust my mock draft accordingly.

OK that was a lot. Especially for my first post in a while. If work wasn’t so busy I’d do more. I’m just kidding, I wouldn’t have. Not a whole lot to post about to be honest. Things will start ramping up soon after the draft I’m sure. Have a great draft night(s) everybody!