Welp, we made it once again – Week 15 College Football TV Schedule

And you know what means. That’s right. It’s Army-Navy time. And the Heisman Trophy presentation. Two of the most important occurrences in any college football season. Look, let’s just get right to the schedule since it’s not that long and then get to some Heisman discussion.

Friday

FCS Quarter-Final: Furman at Montana9:00

Last year was an FCS doubleheader in this spot. Why they didn’t do that this year? Well, my best guess is that since there are no teams from the Eastern Time Zone, it would make no sense for either South Dakota State or South Dakota to begin their game at 6:00 local time. That would make it very tough on attendance for sure. I am sure otherwise that would have been the plan since there is nothing else that was going to air on ESPN2 this night.

Saturday

FCS Quarter-Final: Villanova at South Dakota StateNoon
FCS Quarter-Final: North Dakota State at South Dakota2:30
Army vs. Navy (in Foxborough)3:00
FCS Quarter-Final: UAlbany at Idaho10:00

Well, we have two new wrinkles this year. Normally we would get an FCS playoff game at Noon and the Army-Navy game at 3:00. This year, ABC is showing NDSU-USD at 2:30 which is, I believe, the first time ever that an FCS quarter-final game has appeared on ABC. Plus, the final quarter-final game should also be appearing in this area (if you have TSN+ or one of the specialty packs). Now, at this point I see no info for the final two games on the specialty pack. I honestly don’t know why the afternoon game is scheduled for TSN+ when it’s already on ABC but it is. As for the nighttime affair, I only see it appearing on TSN+ although it might end up on the specialty pack at some point. I will keep you updated on this.

TSN3 will be showing the Heisman Trophy presentation ceremony this year (Saturday night at 8:00) after being fucking dicks and not showing it last year. They probably needed to show Top 50 plays in Arizona Coyotes history or something like that. Anyway, here are the odds going into Saturday night’s ceremony:

  • Jayden Daniels, LSU (-1200)
  • Michael Penix, Jr., Washington (+900)
  • Bo Nix, Oregon (+1500)
  • Marvin Harrison, Ohio State (+20000)

Wait, +20000? Twenty thousand? So basically, Maserati Marv might as well not show up. Not saying Daniels won’t win it because he probably will but Penix and Nix are still at least in the ballpark when it comes to odds. Harrison’s odds are like if they took a single-A baseball team and put them up against an MLB all-star team. Or like if the worst football team in your high school district was going to play the Western Mustangs. It would be a bloodbath.

Anyway, Daniels most definitely deserves the award, especially considering the fact that LSU was never a contender this season. If it wasn’t for him, the Tigers are sniffing .500 and a scramble to become bowl eligible. I wonder what would have happened if either of the two Pac-12 quarterbacks had gone off during the Pac-12 Championship but, alas, neither did and they basically handed the trophy to Daniels.

And hey, remember College GameDay not going to the Army-Navy Game last year? Well, this year they will be going. It seems like there is a lot of divisiveness with the show now that Pat McAfee has joined the show and essentially replaced David Pollack. I get that they are trying to tap into a different audience. What that audience is I don’t know since I am sure most people who are fans of the Pat McAfee Show already watch copious amounts of college football but I may be wrong. And it sounds like eventually he will be the replacement for Lee Corso. I honestly don’t understand that but in the end it doesn’t matter to me. Why? Because I don’t really watch pre-game shows for any sport. They usually aren’t good or are way too long (or both). And GameDay definitely falls under the latter. I don’t even bother with the final helmet pick part of the show because I will see hundreds of people post it anyway. No skin off my back. Live sports. That’s what I watch. So just bring on the football.

The bowl schedule is up for TSN so I will go about doing that post soon along with my bowl game rankings. Whether TSN makes changes as it goes along, who knows although they were pretty good last year with it. There is no need to make changes unless something happens with any of the World Junior Hockey Championship games which is obviously priority number one to them (and I get that). Other than that, no reason to change things because they just needed to show a repeat of NFL Live or That’s Hockey (is that even a show anymore?).

Alirght, enjoy the games everyone. We are close to the end of the season so bundle up and watch as much college football as you can (or are allowed to).

The Bowl Projections…they’re getting closer.

But before we get to those I must put out the final Bossman Top 26 of the season. I make it sound like I did like 20 of these when the reality is I didn’t even make it to five. I should rectify that next year. Anyway, here goes nothing!

#1Georgia (12-0)
#2Michigan (12-0)
#3Washington (12-0)
#4Oregon (11-1)
#5Florida State (12-0)
#6Texas (11-1)
#7Alabama (11-1)
#8Ohio State (11-1)
#9Missouri (10-2)
#10Penn State (10-2)
#11Ole Miss (10-2)
#12LSU (9-3)
#13Arizona (9-3)
#14Oklahoma (10-2)
#15Notre Dame (9-3)
#16Oklahoma State (9-3)
#17Louisville (10-2)
#18Iowa (10-2)
#19Oregon State (8-4)
#20Tulane (11-1)
#21NC State (9-3)
#22James Madison (11-1)
#23Tennessee (8-4)
#24Liberty (12-0)
#25Toledo (11-1)
#26Utah (8-4)

Alright, let’s take a look at this. Yes, I have FSU at #5. Without Jordan Travis, they are not as good as either Washington or Oregon. However, they move into #4 if the win the ACC Championship and take the spot of whoever loses the Pac-12 Championship. So they still control their destiny. The only thing that may hurt them is Louisville’s loss to Kentucky which drops them in my poll to #17. Now, a win over the Cards isn’t nearly as good as it was a few days ago. Ole Miss absolutely needs at least one upset on conference championship week and it can’t be the ACC Championship. Otherwise they are looking at a good bowl but not a New Year’s Six one. Finally, as for the Group of Five, Tulane is in the driver’s seat. Win and they go back to the NY6. Lose and it’s probably either Liberty or SMU. My best guess is it will be Liberty that gets in unless SMU does to the Green Wave what they did to Navy this past Saturday. Toledo has almost no chance to get in. They would need losses by Tulane and Liberty and to absolutely destroy Miami-OH in Detroit and then get some sympathy from The Committee.

So there’s still a lot to figure out, even in this season which has been almost completely devoid of big upsets. Which brings us to the main event of this post: the bowl projections. I am sure I will still have some wrong even on Sunday morning just before the selection show begins. So will all the other bowl prognosticators, guys who are much better at this than I am. At least with James Madison now in the mix it makes it interesting since they are a good chance to play a Power Five team, something most Group of Five teams don’t get a chance to do during bowl season. Let’s get on with this and see where we sit after the final week of the regular season.

Sugar BowlCFP #1 vs. CFP #4Georgia vs. Florida State
Rose BowlCFP #2 vs. CFP #3Michigan vs. Washington

One change. I figured all four of the teams above would win. I am thinking a bit more strongly that the Noles will have enough to beat Louisville, win the ACC Championship, and sneak into the final spot in the CFP. Georgia and Michigan should take care of business and in the biggest game of the weekend (on Friday night), I believe the Huskies win a close one over Oregon to clinch their spot. Pretty easy so far.

Did any of the NY6 selections change (other than the one obvious change from my previous projection post)?

Fiesta BowlCFP at-large vs. CFP at-large/G-5 #1Oregon vs. Tulane
Orange BowlACC Champ vs. Big Ten/Notre Dame/SECLouisville vs. Ohio State
Peach BowlCFP at-large vs. CFP at-large/G-5 #1Alabama vs. Penn State
Cotton BowlCFP at-large vs. CFP at-large/G-5 #1Texas vs. Missouri

Louisville’s loss made me want to put FSU into the Top 4. This meant that Texas would fall back into the Cotton Bowl spot and now a date with Mizzou. Two old Big XII foes who will now be in the SEC together. I think it made sense to move Penn State out of the Fiesta and slot them up against Bama. No disrespect to Tulane but pairing them the Tide could be bad news. Not saying they are going to beat Oregon but I think they have a much better chance to do so and Bama-PSU is a bit of a dream matchup.

Car wreck time. Let’s proceed.

Citrus BowlSEC vs. Big TenOle Miss vs. Iowa
ReliaQuest BowlSEC vs. Big TenKentucky vs. Northwestern
Arizona BowlMWC vs. MACBoise State vs. Bowling Green
Music City BowlSEC vs. Big TenLSU vs. Wisconsin
Liberty BowlSEC vs. Big XIIAuburn vs. Kansas State
Sun BowlACC vs. Pac-12Notre Dame vs. Utah
Gator BowlSEC vs. ACCTennessee vs. NC State
Alamo BowlBig XII vs. Pac-12Oklahoma vs. Arizona
Pop Tarts BowlACC vs. Big XIIClemson vs. Oklahoma State
Pinstripe BowlBig Ten vs. ACCRutgers vs. Georgia Tech
Fenway Bowl2 of ACC/AAC/C-USAVirginia Tech vs. SMU
Texas BowlSEC vs. Big XIITexas A&M vs. Iowa State
Holiday BowlACC vs. Pac-12Boston College vs. Oregon State
Duke’s Mayo BowlSEC vs. ACCMinnesota vs. North Carolina
Military BowlACC vs. AACMiami vs. UTSA
Guaranteed Rate Bowl2 of Big Ten/Big XII/MWCUNLV vs. West Virginia
First Responder Bowl2 of ACC/Big XII/AAC/Sun Belt/C-USAUCF vs. Georgia Southern
Quick Lane BowlBig Ten vs. MACDuke vs. Toledo
Hawaii BowlAAC vs. MWCRice vs. Fresno State
Las Vegas BowlBig Ten vs. Pac-12Maryland vs. USC
68 Ventures Bowl2 of Sun Belt/C-USA/MACTroy vs. Liberty
Idaho Potato Bowl2 of MWC/MAC/Sun BeltWyoming vs. Arkansas State
Armed Forces BowlBig XII vs. C-USAKansas vs. WKU
Birmingham Bowl2 of SEC/ACC/AAC/C-USALouisiana vs. Memphis
Camellia Bowl2 of Sun Belt/C-USA/MACOld Dominion vs. Eastern Michigan
Gasparilla Bowl2 of SEC/ACC/AAC/C-USASyracuse vs. USF
Boca Raton Bowl2 of AAC/Sun Belt/C-USA/MACAppalachian State vs. Ohio
Frisco Bowl2 of AAC/Sun Belt/C-USA/MACTexas State vs. Utah State
Famous Toastery BowlMAC vs. C-USAGeorgia State vs. Jacksonville State
Independence BowlBig XII vs. Pac-12Texas Tech vs. California
LA BowlPac-12 vs. MWCUCLA vs. San Jose State
New Mexico Bowl2 of Group of FiveAir Force vs. Marshall
Cure Bowl2 of AAC/Sun Belt/C-USA/MACCoastal Carolina vs. Northern Illinois
New Orleans BowlSun Belt vs. C-USAJames Madison vs. New Mexico State
Myrtle Beach Bowl2 of AAC/Sun Belt/C-USA/MACSouth Alabama vs. Miami-OH

Some notes on this dog’s breakfast:

  • I changed a few teams from last week’s post but that meant I had to change a few others because the tie-ins didn’t work. So then I changed a few more and ended up with this. Fucking ridiculous. I love doing this shit. Welcome to Bowl Season! I wonder if it will be like this next year. Oh, who am I kidding, of course it will!
  • The SEC can’t fulfill their bowl tie-ins. For once, their non-bowl-eligible teams were truly dreadful. That is why you see Minnesota in the Duke’s Mayo Bowl to play North Carolina. Speaking of the Traveling Flecks…
  • There ended up being 79 bowl eligible teams. There are 82 bowl slots. So James Madison and Jacksonville State at least got into the postseason the roundabout way. One spot was left for a smart team. That team ended up being Minnesota. It would have gone to Colorado State but they lost on an insane game-winning field goal by Hawaii in the final regular season game not including Army or Navy.
  • Speaking of Navy……they can get to six wins if they defeat Army in the Army-Navy Game. It seems like no bowl is willing to save a spot for Navy even they beat the Black Knights. As far as I know, a team is not allowed to practice if they are not set for a bowl game. This means the team that would be selected if Navy lost, Mississippi State, would not be allowed to practice at all until they knew they would be in the bowl game, which would give a whole lot less practices to the Bulldogs than their opponents. Look, I like the Army-Navy game. But it’s only had its own week since 2009. This isn’t exactly a ton of history. There has to be another way to do this but we know how the NCAA is resistant to change.

Hey, remember when we had football every day? That was fun. We no longer have that. Which is sad. Means we have to wait for football. In this case, for college football, we have to wait all the way until Friday evening! No MACtion. No Fun Belt. No whatever Conference USA calls their weekday games in October. All we can hope for is a great weekend of conference championship football. Enjoy the rest of your week everyone!

Le Super Mega Hyper Omni Post Version Sept!

This post is in honour of the new Grey Cup champions, les Montreal Alouettes. Les Montreal Carabins are favoured (heavily, I believe) to win the Vanier Cup this coming weekend. This is shaping up to be the biggest week in Montreal football history. If anyone talks about issues surrounding Canadian football, just tell them to take a look at the province of Quebec where football is thriving more than anywhere else in the country.

Now, to the American version of football. College football to be exact. And this post. I have done this now for the seventh time. It is a serious long post. Reader discretion is strongly advised. I wouldn’t read this in the bathroom unless you have a monster shit coming and are going to be spending a good amount of time in there. So get your favourite drink and let’s go. Who cares what time it is. Time is just a social construct so drink em if you got em!

We start with the conference championship scenarios. Some are stupidly easy to figure out. Some are…less so. Here we go.

It’s a rematch. Miami-Ohio gets their chance at revenge against Toledo at Ford Field.

Another one that is set. Two very different stories here. Undefeated Liberty has to win and get some help to get consideration for the New Year’s Six. New Mexico State, on the other hand, is looking at their best season ever and may be the fan favourite coming into this one.

The Troy Trojans are back in the Sun Belt Championship for the second straight season looking for a second straight conference title. As for the East, well…..

James Madison is not eligible. That much we know. It’s Coastal Carolina that controls its own destiny. If they win, they are in. That’s it. Their opponent? That’s right, James Madison. So it won’t be easy.

If the Chanticleers can’t get it done, it opens up a couple of possibilities:

  • Appalachian State can now get in after beating James Madison this past Saturday. Win and hope for a Chants loss. That will punch their ticket to Troy.
  • The other team that can get to the title game? Shockingly, it’s Old Dominion. The Monarchs need to take care of their own business first against Georgia State which also doubles as a bowl-eligibility game for them. Win that and they have to hope for CCU and App State to both lose and they get the spot.

If all three of those teams lose, it’s Coastal’s spot.

Georgia Southern would have been in Old Dominion’s spot if they had beat the Monarchs on Saturday. They are now just playing out the string and then finding out where they will be bowling.

If you had bet that UNLV would control their own destiny going into the final week of the regular season, you would have made a lot of money. No one thought they would be in this spot but here we are. Their path is easy. Beat San Jose State and they don’t just qualify for the Mountain West Championship, they will host it. I could see quite a big crowd at Allegiant Stadium for that one.

Their probable opponent? Well, it will be one of Air Force, Boise State or San Jose State. Fresno State was eliminated after last week’s upset loss to New Mexico. What are the scenarios? Buckle up because it involves composite computer rankings if there are no head-to-head results. Oh boy.

  • San Jose State beats UNLV and Air Force beats Boise State. There would be a three-way tie between the Spartans, Rebels and Falcons. Chances are we are looking at a SJSU-UNLV rematch in the championship because all three teams are 1-1 against each other. The game would likely be in Las Vegas because the Rebels are way ahead of the other three teams in the rankings. Air Force is the lowest ranked of the four teams.
  • San Jose State and Boise State win. In this case, it’s probably UNLV-Boise State in the title game. Those two teams did not play each other and Boise is slightly ahead of San Jose State in the rankings.
  • UNLV and Boise State win. It will be Boise at UNLV. Done and done. The easiest scenario.
  • If SJSU and the AFA win, chances are it will still be SJSU-UNLV but there’s no guarantee Vegas would host. Also, if the Falcons just absolutely obliterate the Broncos they could move up enough to surpass both the Spartans and Broncos. It is a long shot, though.

Ugh, that’s a lot with only two games in play next week but it makes for high drama for sure. We will know quite a bit by Friday evening as the Falcons and Broncos face off on Black Friday afternoon.

No team has clinched yet but all the teams left with a shot all control their destiny. Easiest to do this in chart form as UTSA faces Tulane in a loser-goes-home game and SMU plays Navy where the Middies have a chance to become bowl-eligible.

UTSA/TulaneSMU/NavyChampionship Game
Scenario 1UTSANavyTulane at UTSA
Scenario 2UTSASMUUTSA at SMU
Scenario 3TulaneNavySMU at Tulane
Scenario 4TulaneSMUSMU at Tulane

So really, the Roadrunners have to win to get in. The Green Wave doesn’t have to and neither do the Mustangs. So follow the chart and you can understand what’s going on!

This is pretty easy. For Washington, they are in. So one half of the championship is set. If Oregon wins, they will meet the Huskies in Las Vegas. If they lose the Civil War to Oregon State, then Arizona can get in. Beat rival Arizona State for the Territorial Cup and they would be in thanks to the tiebreaker that would kick in, winning percentage versus common opponents based on order of finish. That first team they would look at? Oregon State. The Wildcats beat OSU earlier this season.

Georgia. Bama. Atlanta.

Third straight easy scenario. Iowa is in. Somehow. And they will face the winner of The Game.

Louisville’s win this past weekend over Miami clinched their spot opposite Florida State in Charlotte. This game has got a lot more interesting now that Jordan Travis is out for the season.

I have saved the best for last (although the Mountain West scenarios are quite something). Four teams still have a shot to go to JerryWorld: Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas State and Oklahoma State. No real surprises there. Because all teams don’t play each other, confusion has set in. Get used to it going forward with even bigger conferences. I still prefer it over divisions where a 6-6 division champ could cause chaos by beating an undefeated division champ. Anyway I have said enough about that over the years so let’s continue.

This is much easier to do it by team since to do it otherwise might take like fourteen paragraphs and confuse everyone, including me, even more.

Clinching Scenarios

Texas is in with a win over Texas Tech OR (a loss AND an Oklahoma State loss) OR (a loss AND an Oklahoma win AND an Oklahoma State win AND a Kansas State win).

Oklahoma State is in with (a win over BYU and a Texas win) OR (a win AND a Texas loss AND a Kansas State loss) OR (a loss AND a Texas win AND an Oklahoma loss) OR (a loss AND an Oklahoma loss AND a Kansas State loss).

Oklahoma is in with a win over TCU AND (an Oklahoma State loss) OR (a Texas loss AND a Kansas State loss).

Kansas State is in with a win over Iowa State AND (an Oklahoma State loss AND an Oklahoma loss) OR (a Texas loss).

So no team is in yet. Texas is in the best spot. I know most fans of the Remaining Eight are praying for an Oklahoma State-Kansas State championship but looking at these scenarios I don’t think that’s possible. I’m just not going to take the time to figure it out.

Let’s continue with this long-ass post with the Bossman Top 26:

#1Georgia (11-0)
#2Washington (11-0)
#3Michigan (11-0)
#4Oregon (10-1)
#5Ohio State (10-1)
#6Florida State (11-0)
#7Texas (10-1)
#8Alabama (10-1)
#9Louisville (10-1)
#10Missouri (9-2)
#11Penn State (9-2)
#12Ole Miss (9-2)
#13LSU (8-3)
#14Arizona (8-3)
#15Oklahoma (9-2)
#16Oregon State (8-3)
#17Notre Dame (8-3)
#18Tulane (10-1)
#19Oklahoma State (8-3)
#20Iowa (9-2)
#21Kansas State (8-3)
#22Utah (7-4)
#23Liberty (11-0)
#24NC State (8-3)
#25Toledo (10-1)
#26Kansas (7-4)

My top three control their own destiny for the College Football Playoff. Win next week, then win your conference championship. Done. Florida State should be in the same boat but we know how The Committee feels about big time injuries. This injury to Jordan Travis could end up feeling like the Dennis Dixon injury for Oregon back in 2007 if the Noles falter to Florida. I still think we are in for a bit of chaos for the final four-team playoff. We’re due right? There’s been like no chaos all season. Sure there are some weird results like UMass beating New Mexico State or Louisville falling to Pitt but really it’s been smooth sailing for the top teams. We need this. Give us something. Please!

OK now we get to the good stuff. Not that the stuff before this hasn’t been good. So…the better stuff? Sure, why not. Bowl projections. Let’s go.

Sugar BowlCFP #1 vs. CFP #4Georgia vs. Texas
Rose BowlCFP #2 vs. CFP #3Washington vs. Michigan

I have done a few changes here. Sure, nothing really happened this past weekend but the Jordan Travis injury…it’s got me thinking for sure. I think the Big XII could end up being the beneficiary if things don’t go the Seminoles’ way their next two games. I have Texas winning the Big XII Championship so they would sneak into the final spot. That won’t cause too much controversy, right? So what does this mean for the New Year’s Six?

Fiesta BowlCFP at-large vs. CFP at-large/G-5 #1Oregon vs. Penn State
Orange BowlACC Champ vs. Big Ten/Notre Dame/SECLouisville vs. Ohio State
Peach BowlCFP at-large vs. CFP at-large/G-5 #1Florida State vs. Alabama
Cotton BowlCFP at-large vs. CFP at-large/G-5 #1Missouri vs. Tulane

Some changes. Nothing super crazy but let’s figure this out.

  • The easiest one is seeing FSU here. This means that they must lose the ACC Championship to Louisville. That would also mean the Cardinals get the Orange Bowl spot. That doesn’t change from my last set of bowl projections but it means they truly earned it this time around. I have them being the first team out, so to speak, so I am sure many in that area of the country will be mighty pissed off.
  • Obviously my Memphis selection, for one week, was dumb. So now I have Tulane back in a familiar spot. But now I have them facing off against Missouri in the Cotton Bowl. The Tigers have almost guaranteed themselves a spot in the NY6 as long as they can take care of business on Black Friday against a woeful Arkansas team.

The rest is pretty much the same. We will know a lot more even after this Friday’s games so expect some of these selections to almost be set in stone or be drastically changed.

Finally, let’s get to the gong show portion of our show with the rest of the bowl projections. You’d think with all these tie-ins it would be much easier to project but some of these bowls don’t even follow them. I’m always an advocate for more at-large spots so I say they should go that route starting next season, especially since there’s a chance some of these bowls won’t exist with the new 12-team playoff.

Citrus BowlSEC vs. Big TenOle Miss vs. Iowa
ReliaQuest BowlSEC vs. Big TenLSU vs. Wisconsin
Arizona BowlMWC vs. MACBoise State vs. Ohio
Music City BowlSEC vs. Big TenAuburn vs. Northwestern
Liberty BowlSEC vs. Big XIITennessee vs. Kansas
Sun BowlACC vs. Pac-12Boston College vs. USC
Gator BowlSEC vs. ACCTexas A&M vs. Notre Dame
Alamo BowlBig XII vs. Pac-12Kansas State vs. Arizona
Pop Tarts BowlACC vs. Big XIINorth Carolina vs. Oklahoma State
Pinstripe BowlBig Ten vs. ACCIllinois vs. NC State
Fenway Bowl2 of ACC/AAC/C-USAGeorgia Tech vs. Memphis
Texas BowlSEC vs. Big XIIKentucky vs. Oklahoma
Holiday BowlACC vs. Pac-12Clemson vs. Oregon State
Duke’s Mayo BowlSEC vs. ACCUCF vs. Duke
Military BowlACC vs. AACSyracuse vs. UTSA
Guaranteed Rate Bowl2 of Big Ten/Big XII/MWCMinnesota vs. Iowa State
First Responder Bowl2 of ACC/Big XII/AAC/Sun Belt/C-USATexas Tech vs. Appalachian State
Quick Lane BowlBig Ten vs. MACRutgers vs. Toledo
Hawaii BowlAAC vs. MWCRice vs. Fresno State
Las Vegas BowlBig Ten vs. Pac-12Maryland vs. Utah
68 Ventures Bowl2 of Sun Belt/C-USA/MACTroy vs. Liberty
Idaho Potato Bowl2 of MWC/MAC/Sun BeltAir Force vs. Texas State
Armed Forces BowlBig XII vs. C-USATCU vs. Jacksonville State
Birmingham Bowl2 of SEC/ACC/AAC/C-USABYU vs. James Madison
Camellia Bowl2 of Sun Belt/C-USA/MACArkansas State vs. Northern Illinois
Gasparilla Bowl2 of SEC/ACC/AAC/C-USAMiami vs. Army
Boca Raton Bowl2 of AAC/Sun Belt/C-USA/MACCoastal Carolina vs. Bowling Green
Frisco Bowl2 of AAC/Sun Belt/C-USA/MACMarshall vs. San Jose State
Famous Toastery BowlMAC vs. C-USAMiami-OH vs. WKU
Independence BowlBig XII vs. AACWest Virginia vs. SMU
LA BowlPac-12 vs. MWCUCLA vs. UNLV
New Mexico Bowl2 of Group of FiveUtah State vs. Louisiana
Cure Bowl2 of AAC/Sun Belt/C-USA/MACGeorgia State vs. Wyoming
New Orleans BowlSun Belt vs. C-USASouth Alabama vs. New Mexico State
Myrtle Beach Bowl2 of AAC/Sun Belt/C-USA/MACGeorgia Southern vs. Mississippi State

A few notes for your perusal which you may or may not read after all you’ve had to read up to this point:

  • James Madison and Jacksonville State are getting closer to being locks for bowl games. It would take the wildest of scenarios for there not to be bowl slots for both teams. Now watch it happen, which would suck for both teams.
  • I decided to forget the asterisks. What’s the point. If they bowl committees won’t follow their tie-ins I will only follow them until I can’t. Which leads me to…
  • I have a better idea about APR ratings now. That is why you will see a team like Mississippi State (who I don’t think will win the Egg Bowl) in a bowl slot in my bowl projections. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were multiple 5-7 teams in but for now, I have one. Army, at 6-6, will get in before Mississippi State even with their two FCS wins. They would be slotted after JMU and Jax State as far as I know.
  • You will notice most of my projections have changed from the previous week. I saw a few rumours online that showed up with multiple Twitter/X accounts and figured there might be some realness to them. So I had to move a few teams around. And once you do that, you almost end up rewriting the whole damn thing. Oh well.
  • Finally, you will notice something called the Famous Toastery Bowl has popped up. It is replacing the Bahamas Bowl and will be played in Charlotte. Supposedly it’s a good breakfast spot. Whatever.

I can’t add anything more to the bowl projections at this point. Eastern Michigan will have their chance to clinch bowl eligibility tomorrow night against Buffalo in the final night of MACtion this season and the final night of almost two months of football every day. What a ride it’s been. I hope you cherished it. I know I did. Not saying I saw every game but I tried my best to watch most weeknights and would keep watching until it felt like the games were well in hand (which almost bit me in the ass a couple of times and did finally bite me in the ass with Colorado allowing Stanford to come back in that wild one last month). Every Saturday night I was in for the long haul so no worries there. It’s the final regular season week of the season. Get in as much viewing as you can. I don’t try to push people to cancel other plans on other Saturdays. You can always catch highlights and sometimes these other plans are quite important. Like the tongue-in-cheek ban on Fall weddings is a little over the top. I wouldn’t even abide by that. But this is the final week of the regular season so I would try my best to keep the Saturday (and even the Black Friday) clear so I can soak in the college football goodness. Enjoy the rest of your week, everyone!

Coaching Carousel Time! And the Week 12 College Football TV Schedule

Yeah it’s that time of the year. The coaching carousel has begun! And what I am going to do this time around is actually compare it to my start-of-the-year predictions. I mean what could go wrong, right?

Let’s look at who has already been shown the door. Jimbo Fisher, Andy Avalos, Zach Arnett and now soon-to-be-retired Brady Hoke…none of who were on my list. Great start, Bossman. Mel Tucker was on my list in the Doubtful Shitcanning section although even I couldn’t think that the way he went out would be the way he went out. What a fucking perv. As for who is currently on the hot seat and was on my list?

  • Neal Brown. Now Neal probably just has to win one of his final two games to secure his job for next season. Lose both those games and end up 6-6? That would be an interesting conversation.
  • Dana Holgorsen. You can give them a bit of slack as they stepped up their competition by joining the Big XII. But Drunk Uncle Dana has been a hot seat regular for a while now and at some point he’s either got to prove he’s still the guy or find a coordinator position somewhere.
  • Danny Gonzales. One of the toughest places to be an FBS head coach, Gonzales probably would have been safe for another year. But with New Mexico State doing so well, some in the New Mexico athletic department might wonder if they should try someone else at the helm.
  • Tom Allen. It’s pretty damn obvious now that the 2020 season was an anomaly and that the Hoosiers are barely treading water with Allen. I doubt he makes it to 2024.

I really don’t want to talk much about certain coaches appearing my list. Guys like Jeff Hafley or Scot Loeffler or Shawn Elliott or Greg Schiano or Brent Pry or Mike Bloomgren and definitely not Eliah Drinkwitz. Nope. Got nothing. So let’s just move on and stop talking about my hot seat list, ALRIGHT ALREADY?

Ok calm down Bossman. Time to give the people what they want: hot, nasty college football TV schedules for Canadians who enjoy watching college football on their television sets.

Tuesday

USCanada
Akron at Eastern Michigan7:00
Toledo at Bowling Green7:00
Western Michigan at Northern Illinois7:00

Toledo has already clinched a spot in the MAC Championship. Now we are looking at bowl eligibility battles. Eastern Michigan has to beat the Zips to stay alive for a bowl game. And the WMU-NIU game is a Loser Won’t Go Bowling matchup. Big stakes on MACtion Tuesday.

Wednesday

USCanada
Buffalo at Miami-OH7:00
Central Michigan at Ohio7:00

The Redhawks clinch the MAC East with a victory here and will get their rematch with Toledo in Detroit in December. And the Chippewas become bowl-eligible if they can somehow beat Ohio. Another important MACtion evening.

Thursday

USCanada
Boston College at Pittsburgh7:00

Yeah this is about as unimportant a weeknight slate as you can get. One game. No stakes. Meh.

Friday

USCanada
USF at UTSA9:00

This, on the other hand, is a much more important night. Both teams with a lot to play for and USF is definitely not the USF of recent years (as we could see from their near-upset of Alabama earlier in the season).

Saturday Early

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#10 Louisville at MiamiNoon
Michigan State at IndianaNoon
Purdue at NorthwesternNoon
Coastal Carolina at ArmyNoon
#14 Oklahoma at BYUNoon
Chattanooga at #8 AlabamaNoon
East Carolina at NavyNoon
SMU at MemphisNoon
Harvard at YaleNoon
#3 Michigan at MarylandNoon
ULM at #13 Ole MissNoon

A pretty heavy early slate with two ESPN+ games appearing on TSN+. I can see that being a feature all next season. As for the important games in this window I count one big one. The Mustangs and Tigers face off in a matchup that essentially eliminates the loser but doesn’t automatically guarantee the winner a spot in the American Championship. Everything else is kind of meh, although the Sooners could keep up their hopes of one final Big XII Championship appearance in JerryWorld. Finally, the annual Harvard-Yale game appears in this timeslot as per usual.

Saturday Afternoon

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#22 Utah at #17 Arizona2:30
Duke at Virginia3:00
UCLA at USC3:30
NC State at Virginia Tech3:30
#1 Georgia at #18 Tennessee3:30
UNLV at Air Force3:30
#20 North Carolina at Clemson3:30
Bethune-Cookman vs. Florida A&M (in Orlando)3:30
Wake Forest at #19 Notre Dame3:30
Louisiana at Troy3:30
Minnesota at #2 Ohio State4:00
#23 Oklahoma State at Houston4:00
#6 Oregon at Arizona State4:00
New Mexico State at Auburn4:00

UGA-UT is the big one, obviously, here. A lot of other choice with a lot of other teams looking to stay near the top of the rankings. Oregon, tOSU, and Utah are in must-win mode if they want to keep any CFP or even NY6 possibilities alive. Also, the Rebels of Nevada-Las Vegas play in what could be considered the biggest football game in school history. A win here and they all but clinch a spot in the conference title game. And this is something I never thought of. If UNLV is the #1 team, will they play at home? That game would be about 16 hours after the end of the Pac-12 Championship which is already being played at Allegiant Stadium (which I think is a dumb idea but that’s for another post). So the turnaround would be crazy for the stadium crew.

Saturday Primetime

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North Alabama at #4 Florida State6:30
California at Stanford6:30
Boise State at Utah State7:00
#5 Washington at #11 Oregon State7:30
Florida at #9 Missouri7:30
FIU at Arkansas7:30
Nebraska at Wisconsin7:30
Kentucky at South Carolina7:30
Syracuse at Georgia Tech8:00
Georgia State at #15 LSU8:00
#7 Texas at Iowa State8:00

Speaking of big games, U-Dub has to try and win in one of the toughest small stadiums to win in, Reser Stadium in Corvallis. Lose and the Pac-12 is all but done in the College Football Playoff race and it opens up a bevy of possibilities to replace the Huskies at the top. The Longhorns are trying to do what the Sooners are also trying to do: give the Big XII one last Fuck You before leaving for the SEC by playing for their conference championship. And finally, you are not seeing things. It is true. A god damn CW DOUBLEHEADER! I hate to admit that the CW has delivered but it has. It has had some great games which has made up for some sub-par production values.

Saturday Late Night

USCanada
San Diego State at San Jose State10:30

Yeah. You could probably go to bed early if you wanted.

Hey, Watch This

Washington at Oregon State (7:30, ABC/TSN2) – I think it’s been a long time since the Beavers have been in the Game of the Week. And I would honestly call this Game 1A since you could easily switch it with the next game on this list and no one would bat an eye. I just think this game has the possibility of being much closer than the other one. The Huskies put themselves in the Pac-12 Championship with a win in Corvallis but Oregon State could put the entire college football world on its head if they pull off the upset.

Georgia at Tennessee (3:30, CBS) – One of the final SEC on CBS games ever and it’s a huge one. If this game was Between the Hedges it wouldn’t be this high. But this game is on the shores of the Tennessee River and it will be one of the loudest Neyland Stadium crowds in recent memory. Another game where an upset is not crazy talk and it would also cause absolute chaos at the top of the college football food chain.

Utah at Arizona (2:30, Pac-12 Network) – Jesus Christ who made the call to get this game on the fucking Pac-12 Network? Well at least us Canadians have an easy time of getting it. Hop on YouTube and search for the Pac-12 Network channel and you’re good to go. Americans…well, they have a much tougher time if it’s not a part of their cable package. What a dumb network. Anyway, both teams have outside chances of getting to the Pac-12 Championship but they would need a lot to happen. A win here isn’t enough. Also, you have to be impressed with the job Jedd Fisch has done in Tucson. This team could be a force in the expanded Big XII next season.

Kansas State at Kansas (7:00, FOX Sports One) – Man, you know it’s kind of a fucked week when two of the top four games are on the Pac-12 Network and FS1. So yeah, can’t see this one if you are a Canadian unless you have other means. I have IPTV. There are also many streams out there to watch. Go find one. Shouldn’t be too hard. Plus, this should be the best Sunflower Showdown maybe ever. Has there been one where both teams were ranked? I don’t think so. Plus, the Wildcats have extra incentive here as they have an outside shot at spoiling a potential Texas-Oklahoma conference championship if they can win here.

Sickos Game of the Week

Michigan State at Indiana (Noon, Big Ten Network) – There are quite a few options for this spot but I will give it to a Big Ten game for once. Here are two terrible teams who will probably have a terrible game that will somehow be close near the end. Think 13-10 which means you almost have to watch because the finish could be spectacular. I almost feel dirty watching games like that.

Hubba Bubba Blowout of the Week

Chattanooga at Alabama (Noon, TSN+) – Once I saw TSN+ was showing this game I knew which game would go in this section. This will be over by halftime. The question is how long does Nick Saban leave Jalen Milroe in.

Wanna Bet?

How about we look back at my picks from last week………..alright, maybe not. I mean I got my first upset pick right with Southern Miss and then it went downhill from there. Stupid Penn State. Anyway, let’s get going with this week’s pickaroos…that sounded dumb.

Miami-OH 31 Buffalo 28

Michigan 42 Maryland 10

Ole Miss 48 ULM 20

Utah 40 Arizona 19

Duke 38 Virginia 24

Tennessee 31 Georgia 27 (yes, I am calling this massive upset)

USC 36 UCLA 26

Ohio State 51 Minnesota 16

Oregon 59 Arizona State 24

South Carolina 42 Kentucky 37

Oregon State 46 Washington 35 (yep, going out on a limb again)

Missouri 41 Florida 20

San Jose State 34 San Diego State 28

Look, normally I am up into the wee hours of the morning watching college football. And I rarely miss games. Well, rarely miss full ones. But I am looking at the Saturday late night sked and asking myself “Bossman, do you really need to watch this game?” The answer is obviously no but I have to convince my brain that that is the correct answer. We shall see how it goes this Saturday. Enjoy the games everyone!

Let’s bid farewell to a couple of legends – Week 11 College Football TV Schedule

I don’t think we have ever seen two football minds like this get let go within a week of each other. It is crazy to think this could happen, but it did. Two legends who didn’t get their proper sendoff on here. So here we go.

*deep breath*

Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to say farewell to two of, arguably……….the worst coordinators in recent Power Five football history. Brian Ferentz, son of Iowa head coach Kirk Ferentz, had to be put on a points minimum to be able to keep his contract after this season was over. And Alex Grinch, one of Lincoln Riley’s loyal soldiers. Two men who undoubtdedly pushed football back 50 years with their horrendous playcalling and obvious lack of attention to detail.

Ferentz wasn’t even allowed to take a shot at the points amount (it had to be at least an average of 25 a game). He was told by interim Iowa athletic director Beth Goetz, who obviously knew his chances of hitting that mark were slim, that he would not be retained for the 2024 season. So technically he is still around although he’s in a lame duck position. Not so for Grinch who wasn’t allowed to continue putting out awful defense after awful defense, something that has almost killed USC’s chances of anything but going to a bowl game. Riley had no choice in the end but to axe him.

Realistically, these two guys should have been let go weeks ago. It was apparent to anyone with some knowledge of college football that these two weren’t cutting it. But nepotism and loyalty can go a long way in this sport and we have seen it time and again in the past. And it will continue to do so. Hopefully head coaches learn to take a step back and look at a situation from a bird’s-eye view so that they can honestly assess it. Otherwise you hurt the team and, potentially, yourself.

Alright, enough of fired coaches. Let’s get to the damn schedule!

Tuesday

USCanada
Ball State at Northern Illinois7:00
Central Michigan at Western Michigan7:00
Ohio at Buffalo7:30

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s MACTION!!!!!!! Second week of MACtion and boy do I love it. Also, the College Football Playoff rankings come out a few minutes into the early games so I am sure the announcers will stick to calling the games and not mention anything about the rankings. I’m sure of it.

Wednesday

USCanada
Bowling Green at Kent State7:00
Eastern Michigan at Toledo7:00
Akron at Miami-OH7:00

EMU-Toledo is easily the biggest game here. Depending on a few other results, the Rockets could clinch the MAC West with a win.

Thursday

USCanada
Virginia at #11 Louisville7:30
Southern Miss at Louisiana7:30

Louisville’s potential run to the New Year’s Six might have some potholes. This shouldn’t be one of them. Thing is, it’s either that, the Fun Belt game or one of the worst Thursday Night Football games ever. I’ll stick with the ACC matchup as long as I can (with some check-ins on the Southern Miss-Louisiana game of course).

Friday

USCanada
North Texas at SMU9:00
Grambling at Arkansas-Pine Bluff9:00

The Mustangs feel like a bit of a surprise team at the top of the American Conference and they shouldn’t be. Some had them at least getting to the conference championship. Take the over with this one.

Saturday Early

USCanada
Georgia Tech at ClemsonNoon
Virginia Tech at Boston CollegeNoon
Indiana at IllinoisNoon
Holy Cross at ArmyNoon
#8 Alabama at KentuckyNoon
Tulsa at #23 TulaneNoon
Yale at PrincetonNoon
#3 Michigan at #10 Penn StateNoon
Vanderbilt at South CarolinaNoon

Absolutely colossal matchup in the early window. Yes, I am talking about Indiana-Illinois Michigan-Penn State. The second of the three-game Big Ten East round robin of Fun and Frolic lands in State College. Should this be under the lights with a Penn State Whiteout? Yeah, probably. But FOX is adamant that Noon is their big game. Big Noon Saturday. It’s not called Big Evening Saturday for a reason.

Saturday Afternoon

USCanada
NC State at Wake Forest2:00
#21 Arizona at Colorado2:00
Miami at #4 Florida State3:30
Pittsburgh vs. Syracuse (in the Bronx)3:30
Rutgers at #22 Iowa3:30
#13 Tennessee at #14 Missouri3:30
UAB at Navy3:30
#15 Oklahoma State at UCF3:30
NC Central at Howard3:30
#18 Utah at #5 Washington3:30
Minnesota at Purdue3:30
Washington State at California4:00
Auburn at Arkansas4:00
Stanford at #12 Oregon State5:30

Utah-Washington. Big game. Tennessee-Missouri. Big game (but not as big as the first one). Miami-FSU. Big game, mostly for one team. So there are some important games in this timeslot. It’s rare to see a November Saturday timeslot not to have an important game at all. Now, all games are not equal. Let’s be honest: very few will give a shit about Pitt-Cuse even if it is at Yankee Stadium.

And on that note, can we quit with putting football games on in baseball stadiums? Look at last week’s shitshow at Wrigley. I mean the game was hilariously bad as is considering the two teams playing. But the turf was in shambles. At one point they were trying to fix a patch that looked to be about two feet long and one foot wide. Like, seriously? Want to go to new places? Play in more NFL stadiums. Play in big high school stadiums. Hell, go to Barrow, Alaska and play on their field that borders the Arctic Ocean. Just stay away from the baseball stadiums or otherwise one day some guy is going to get seriously hurt.

Saturday Primetime

USCanada
San Diego State at Colorado State7:00
#9 OIe Miss at #2 Georgia7:00
West Virginia at #17 Oklahoma7:00
Georgia Southern at Marshall7:00
#7 Texas at TCU7:30
Mississippi State at Texas A&M7:30
Rice at UTSA7:30
Michigan State at #1 Ohio State7:30
Florida at #19 LSU7:30
Duke at #25 North Carolina8:00

You are going to notice that TSN (other than TSN+) is barely appearing this Saturday. Well, just like last week, the CFL has their playoff games on a Saturday. I guess it makes sense from a viewer perspective since I am sure they lose viewers to the NFL on Sunday and would lose less viewers going up against college football. I think it has become apparent that TSN is pushing college football (among a few other live sports properties) to TSN+ and putting much less on their actual television networks. Sad for fans who either don’t want to spend more money on an online platform or just would struggle figuring out the online platform to begin with. Sure, live sports on TV is still a huge thing and will be for a long time but slowly…SLOWLY…more and more things are moving online. Give it, let’s say, 20 years and I could see a big difference in what you see now.

Anyway, the actual schedule has Ole Miss-Georgia as the main game and a few other games that could have been huge if certain teams hadn’t shit the bed. Take Duke-UNC. UNC losing on the CW to Virginia and then to Georgia Tech made this game an afterthought. Same with WVU-Oklahoma. The Sooners’ upset losses to Kansas and then Oklahoma State in the final Bedlam have killed the hype for this matchup. It happens every season.

Saturday Late Night

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Arizona State at UCLA9:00
Iowa State at BYU10:15
Fresno State at San Jose State10:30
USC at #6 Oregon10:30

FOX quadrupleheader! Gotta love when they do this. I wish ABC would just do it once. I think they’d be surprised how many people would tune in to a late night game on ABC. USC could put a massive wrench in Oregon’s plans of at least getting to the New Year’s Six with a win here and Fresno State needs to keep winning to have any hope of having the same kind of plans.

Hey, Watch This

Michigan at Penn State (Noon, FOX) – This is easily the most hyped game of the weekend and rightly so. Penn State (and James Franklin) has a chance to do what many have been waiting for them to do: take that final step towards the CFP. This is their final chance this season. Lose this and perhaps even an NY6 spot is gone. Lose and The Game becomes so massive it may overshadow last year’s affair and maybe even 2006’s Game of the Century. Win and they move up the rankings and then pray for a Michigan victory over Ohio State. Then they would head way down the tiebreaker list to see who wins the division. Oh, and the last tiebreaker? A random draw. I am not joking. Wouldn’t that be insane television? ESPN and FOX would go nuts.

Ole Miss at Georgia (7:00, TSN+/specialty pack) – This should be almost as hyped as the UM-PSU game but for one thing: the Rebels need Bama to lose two conference games for them to win the division. So the Fighting Kiffins’ best shot is to win out, go 11-1, and hope for some chaos around them. Then they might sneak into the playoff. As for Georgia, this is yet another prove-it game. Last week was Missouri, this week Ole Miss, next week Tennessee. Survive those then they may not even have to win the conference championship to go to the playoff.

Utah at Washington (3:30, FOX) – Man, FOX has a crazy-good set of games for their quadrupleheader this Saturday. The Huskies have been sort of hanging on lately. Almost like TCU did last year winning games late and winning games that are close. That has to be their mantra right now though: Al Davis’s popular “Just Win Baby.” As for the Utes, could they almost kill the Pac-12’s playoff hopes with a win here? Not totally but they would do a lot of damage and something tells me they would be happy doing that.

USC at Oregon (10:30, FOX) – Two ranked teams facing each other warrants a spot (most of the time) on this list. Well, ranked in the AP Poll at least (sorry, USC). USC could be just like Utah in the previous game: be the spoiler. Oregon has recovered very nicely from their close loss to Washington. Win here, don’t stumble against Arizona State and then win the Civil War over the Beavers and they get their chance at revenge (probably) on Washington.

Tennessee at Missouri (3:30, CBS) – This is an interesting one. The Vols were expected to at least be in the New Year’s Six conversation. Mizzou? Not at all. They have played out of their minds most of the season and put a scare into UGA last week. They can’t win the SEC East so they have to push to win out and give The Committee something to think about. The Vols actually can win the East but it would take the craziest of scenarios to have that happen.

Sickos Game of the Week

Vanderbilt at South Carolina (Noon, TSN+/specialty pack) – The SEC never ends up here. Nor should they. But this game has awful written all over it. It was down to this one and Pitt-Cuse but I will give this game the nod. The Pitt-Cuse game is at Yankee Stadium which is kind of cool but I am sure the field conditions will not be. But the aura of it being in a baseball stadium is what I will use to grudgingly tip the scales towards Vandy and the Cocks getting this spot. Now, if this game had been played at Vandy’s Bob the Builder Stadium then it would have been a no doubter.

Hubba Bubba Blowout of the Week

Michigan State at Ohio State (7:30, NBC) – OK hear me out. At some point, the Buckeyes have to stop with their extremely slow starts. Enough of them being in a dogfight with Rutgers or Maryland. One game it will catch up to them. I think that Ryan Day might finally push them hard to come out of the gate strong. If they do, this game will essentially be over at the half and NBC will be less than pleased with the viewers flocking elsewhere (but, that’s what they signed up for).

Wanna Bet?

I was SO close on the score of my Tennessee-UConn bet. And honestly, I wasn’t too far off with USC-Washington even if I did have the Trojans winning in an upset. And I got Bama’s points dead on. Don’t look at my Virginia pick. Let’s get to this week’s picks, shall we?

Southern Miss 29 Louisiana 28 (upset!)

North Texas 31 SMU 27 (another upset!)

Alabama 34 Kentucky 21 (no upset)

Penn State 30 Michigan 23 (yet another upset!)

Tulane 41 Tulsa 10

Wake Forest 31 NC State 27 (minor upset)

Florida State 42 Miami 32

Washington 34 Utah 14

Tennessee 45 Missouri 35

Washington State 31 California 24 (very slight upset)

Georgia 38 Ole Miss 27

UTSA 37 Rice 21

Oregon 63 USC 33

OK I picked a ton of upsets here and look at Oregon. Yeah I think they are going to have a field day with the USC defense even with Alex Grinch not there to fuck things up.

I am preparing for another day of college football, starting Saturday at Noon and going into Sunday morning. Remember, we are in November, people. We don’t have much longer to go. Soon enough it will be conference championship weekend and the schedules like these go away. So savour it. Take your time to watch a lot of football before it’s gone and the only thing to watch (after the Super Bowl is over at least) is the Xtreme United States Football Association and/or League, also known as the XUSFAL. That acronym will probably end up being better than what they come up with. I’d put money on it. Like ten bucks. Enjoy the games everyone!

This kind of thing bugs me (and the Week 10 College Football TV Schedule)

Deion Sanders did it this past weekend. So did Pat Narduzzi. And other coaches have done it in the past.

What am I talking about? I’m talking about calling our your players during a press conference and basically running them down in front of the entire college football world. I honestly don’t get the point of it.

Let me start by being VERY clear here: I am not saying players don’t need the proverbial boot up their ass every so often. It’s part of coaching. As long as it’s not abusive, it will probably help in a player’s overall development. Players need to hear what they are doing wrong or otherwise how can they not do that thing wrong again? It’s the same with management in the rest of the working world (I won’t get into the fact that I estimate a good 70% or so of managers don’t know how to manage and that management is a skill because this blog post would end up taking you three hours to read). You have to help your team get better. It makes everything a bit easier, a bit better, and reflects well on the manager.

Saying all that, telling a ton of people that a player or group of players suck(s) is not the way to go about it. I get that coaches can be frustrated but doing that just makes you a bad manager/coach/mentor/teacher/trainer, etc. You do that in private.

Worst part of all this, in Sanders’ case, is Deion’s son is the quarterback and he verbally lambasted the offensive line in that press conference. Look, I agree: their offensive line is not good at all and Shedeur is getting his ass handed to him back there. So will these players step up and do a whole lot better or will they get pissed off and maybe allow a defensive lineman or two by a little bit easier? It’s not Shedeur’s fault but he may end up taking the brunt of this. Is it right to do this? No, but you never know how people are going to act when the coach tells everyone you suck and he has no faith in you.

As for Narduzzi’s, this may be worse. Unlike Deion, Narduzzi recruited all these players. They’re essentially his choices to play at Pitt. So if they don’t do well or don’t develop, he has to take at least a part of the blame as head coach and recruiter. So to throw them under the bus (or at least appear to) looks very poorly on him. And the players are obviously upset. Again, this really isn’t the way to push a player to do better. It may work but it would almost be out of spite rather than from Narduzzi’s choice words.

OK we are still in the midst of football EVERY DAMN DAY! So we must rejoice, no matter the quality of the games. Hey, Conference USA had a few good ones in October and now MACtion and the Fun Belt take over in the final regular season month of the college football season. Let’s get to that schedule which includes more weekday fun!

Tuesday

USCanada
Northern Illinois at Central Michigan7:00
Buffalo at Toledo7:30

Ah, it’s that time of year. MACtion on a Halloween night. By the time the games start, most of the kids are finished trick-or-treating so we can sit down and watch all four of these teams play, probably in relatively frigid temperatures, all for our enjoyment. God bless college football.

Wednesday

USCanada
Ball State at Bowling Green7:00
Kent State at Akron7:00

OK not nearly as good a MACtion night as the previous one but Bowling Green is way better than they probably had any right to be so far this season so there’s that.

Thursday

USCanada
Wake Forest at Duke7:30
South Alabama at Troy7:30
Mississippi Valley State at Bethune-Cookman7:30

I figured the USA-Troy game would be for the Sun Belt West title but both teams have stumbled a bit. Now, the loser is pretty much out and has no shot at a conference championship game appearance.

Friday

USCanada
Princeton at Dartmouth7:00
Boston College at Syracuse7:30
Colorado State at Wyoming8:00

Have you noticed there are never ranked teams playing on weeknights? It’s like the schedule makers understood the assignment. “Give them football but not great football teams.” Anyway, the hilariously awful bottom half of the ACC continues their march to…can’t even say mediocrity for this one. Loser will have it rough to become bowl eligible the rest of the way.

Saturday Early

USCanada
#12 Notre Dame at ClemsonNoon
Campbell at North CarolinaNoon
Wisconsin at IndianaNoon
#3 Ohio State at RutgersNoon
Texas A&M at #11 Ole MissNoon
Arkansas at FloridaNoon
Jacksonville State at South CarolinaNoon
#25 Kansas State at #7 TexasNoon
UConn at #19 TennesseeNoon

Quite a few decent games here. I figured Notre Dame-Clemson was going to be a much bigger game but Dabo decided he’s allergic to NIL. KSU-UT could decide one of the teams going to the Big XII Championship. And…if you had said Jacksonville State would be the favoured Cocks in this matchup I would have thought you were on serious drugs. Not the unserious ones.

Saturday Afternoon

USCanada
Georgia Tech at Virginia2:00
Arizona State at #18 Utah2:00
Army vs. #17 Air Force (in Denver)2:30
#10 Oklahoma at Oklahoma State3:30
Virginia Tech at #15 Louisville3:30
Illinois at Minnesota3:30
#14 Missouri at #1 Georgia3:30
#4 Florida State at Pittsburgh3:30
#23 James Madison at Georgia State3:30
#21 Tulane at East Carolina3:30
#9 Penn State at Maryland3:30
Auburn at Vanderbilt4:00
California at #6 Oregon5:30

OK things start to pick up here. One big game against two ranked teams where Mizzou could shock the entire college football world. Plus another NINE games involving ranked teams. It’s rare to see that many ranked teams in one timeslot. Realistically, all the ranked teams should worry at least a bit as you never know when the underdog can rise up and bite you in the ass. Except for Tulane. I have a feeling they will do just fine with East Carolina.

Saturday Primetime

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Louisiana Tech at Liberty6:00
Marshall at Appalachian State6:00
#22 Kansas at Iowa State7:00
#5 Washington at #24 USC7:30
SMU at Rice7:30
Purdue at #2 Michigan7:30
Kentucky at Mississippi State7:30
#13 LSU at #8 Alabama7:45
Miami at NC State8:00

Ah, the annual SEC on CBS primetime matchup between LSU and Alabama. A tradition unlike any other. Well, that tradition comes to an end on this night. Other than possible Ole Miss shenanigans, this game should determine the SEC West champion. The Huskies’ game against the Trojans looked much bigger a few weeks ago but USC has struggled mightily on defense and really should move on from Alex Grinch if they are to have any chance at becoming a true contender. Finally, it will be interested to see what happens if Liberty ends up the only undefeated Group of Five team. At this point, their schedule is so weak that they wouldn’t be able to pass most of the one-loss teams if that was the case. But there is a month left so you never really know what could happen.

Saturday Late Night

USCanada
Stanford at Washington State9:00
Boise State at Fresno State10:00
#16 Oregon State at Colorado10:00

Big Mountain West game. Even with Boise starting the season off pretty badly, they still have a very good shot at getting back to the Mountain West Championship game. The Broncos will need a win down in the valley in Fresno to keep their hopes alive. The Bulldogs held on for a big win last week over UNLV and are sitting second behind Air Force for that other conference championship spot. Stakes are high.

Hey, Watch This

LSU at Alabama (7:45, CBS) – Don’t mind the bizarre start time. It may be something they are trying out for the future since even the slightest edge can help in the ratings war. This is CBS’s only primetime pick of the season and yet again, it’s the Tigers and the Tide. Unless Ole Miss makes a run, this is for the SEC West crown. LSU is going to be trying their damndest to be the first ever two-loss College Football Playoff team but they need a lot of help. First off, they need to take care of business in one of the toughest stadiums to play in as a visitor against one of the toughest coaches to ever play against. Easy, right?

Missouri at Georgia (3:30, CBS) – Both ends of the SEC on CBS doubleheader are the top two games of the week. Just like they drew it up. Mizzou has played way above their heads all season. Not saying they have talent. They do but Eli Drinkwitz has, I don’t know, finally figured things out and is doing the best coaching of his career. And if the Tigers win here, boy oh boy, there is going to be a lot of talk about this in the college football media and you probably won’t hear of anything else.

Kansas State at Texas (Noon, FOX) – This and the next game could be swapped and no one would bat an eye. This feels like a Big XII semi-final as neither team probably has a shot at going to JerryWorld if they lose here. I am sure GUS JOHNSON and Joel Klatt are praying for a close game here. They switched to the 3:30 game last week and, lo and behold, the Big Noon Kickoff game ended up being a classic. Poor guys. There’s only so much excitement you can infuse into a blowout, you know? Unless you’re Joe Tessitore and everything is exciting.

Washington at USC (7:30, ABC/TSN+) – Washington is still undefeated. It feels like they are trying not to be but they have pulled out some close ones against *checks notes* Arizona State and Stanford. OK then. Look, if the Huskies don’t put at least 40 on the board here, they should consider it a loss. USC’s defense is atrocious. Their offense, on the other hand…they can put up points in bunches so U-Dub better watch out and not fall too far behind early in this one at the Coliseum.

Sickos Game of the Week

Iowa vs. Northwestern (at Wrigley Field) (3:30, Peacock) – Look, I know. I am breaking my own rules here. We can’t this game (legally) up here. But the over/under is 29.5. TWENTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF. That is so fucking absurd. And yes, I would still consider betting the under. This feels like a game straight out of 1912. Maybe it’s a good thing we can’t see it.

Hubba Bubba Blowout of the Week

UConn at Tennessee (Noon, TSN+/specialty pack) – I think we have to consider that last season’s UConn Huskies football squad’s performance may have been a fluke. This team is not good again. Not as bad as the years before 2022. But still bad. Plus, the Vols need the warmup for when they head to CoMo the following Saturday.

Wanna Bet?

How about my two upset picks last week? Yeah, they were shit. As were my Oklahoma, Clemson and Oregon State picks. Yeesh. Let’s just get on to the new week and see if I can somehow do better.

Tennessee 56 UConn 6

South Carolina 31 Jacksonville State 17

Texas 34 Kansas State 28

Virginia 41 Georgia Tech 23

Utah 31 Arizona State 14

Florida State 43 Pittsburgh 20

Minnesota 23 Illinois 13

Georgia 30 Missouri 24

Auburn 26 Vanderbilt 19

Appalachian State 48 Marshall 21

USC 56 Washington 46 (small upset)

Alabama 42 LSU 37

Oregon State 34 Colorado 16

As is the usual, I will be on X/Twitter/Elon Musk’s money-losing venture this Saturday. I always hope to be able to interact with other college football fans because that is part of the fun of all this. It’s one thing to watch the games: bantering with others while doing it makes it more enjoyable. As long as no one acts like a complete asshat. Then it brings everyone down. That’s why I stick with college football Twitter (which is honestly OK to pretty good) compared to, say, NFL Twitter, which can be rough. Or political Twitter which is a fucking cesspool. Anyway, many hours of college football coming up for all of us. Enjoy the games everyone!

Wyld Stalions (and the Week 9 College Football TV Schedule)

Sign stealing. Cheating or an art? Or both? Or neither?

Look, this whole University of Michigan sign-stealing controversy is sounding a bit like the Houston Astros sign-stealing horseshit of a few years back, albeit with less garbage can banging and more just buying tickets for games involving conference opponents. It isn’t just the person above who is involved though. That man’s name is Connor Stalions. For fuck’s sake. Connor Stalions. Sounds like the name of a spy in a Tom Clancy novel or a jobber in WWE.

Anyway, Stalions was just hired a little over year ago by the Wolverines after being a volunteer with the team for seven years. A volunteer for seven years? OK then. On his LinkedIn (Corporate Facebook) profile, he mentions he can identify and exploit critical vulnerabilities and centers of gravity in the opponent scouting process. OK then. And over the past three years he has bought tickets for over 30 games at eleven different Big Ten schools and that many times it’s tickets on the exact opposite side of the season where the other person can hold their smartphone up to film the home team’s sideline. OK then.

Does this sound like something that is illegal? Yes. Yes it does. Well, not illegal in a criminal sense but illegal in a “that shouldn’t happen in a sporting event” kind of way. And yes, the NCAA, as corrupt an organization as it is, prohibits doing this and rightfully so.

So the question is who else knew. Stalions isn’t buying all those tickets himself. Not on a $55,000 per year salary. Someone is doing it for him. That person should be given a hell of a lot more than a slap on the wrist. And if Jim Harbaugh knew (which is the issue EVERYONE wants to know), he should be punished as well.

Will these punishments for Harbaugh, everyone involved and the school happen this season? Are you crazy? Of course not! The Wolverines are probably the favourite at this moment to win the national championship and there’s no way they will be derailed by this. Next season, sure why not. Relegate all their games to the Big Ten Network. Fine them. Suspend everyone. Do whatever. But don’t expect to see any 2023 punishment for the Michigan Wolverines football team. Besides, won’t Captain Khaki be in the NFL next season anyway?

Well that was…interesting………Wyld Stalions AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ahem* sorry about that. Let’s just get to the schedules alright?

Tuesday

USCanada
New Mexico State at Louisiana Tech7:00
Liberty at WKU7:30

We have a potential conference championship preview here…OK it’s pretty much going to be the conference championship unless something crazy happens in November. I guess the question will be if that game will be in Bowling Green (Kentucky) again or in Lynchburg, Virginia. Also, the Aggies look to take another giant step towards two straight years of bowl eligibility, cementing Jerry Kill as one of the most underrated head coaches this century.

Wednesday

USCanada
Jacksonville State at FIU7:00
UTEP at Sam Houston8:00

Well……it’s football. Enjoy it. I just hope one of the games is close.

Thursday

USCanada
Long Island at CCSU7:00
Syracuse at Virginia Tech7:30
Georgia State at Georgia Southern7:30
South Carolina State at NC Central7:30

We are looking at some seriously important Modern Day Hate down in Statesboro. With James Madison not eligible for the division title, the Sun Belt East could very well come down to this game. Both teams are playing well but think of this: if Georgia State wins, they would be 7-1 and could end up hosting 8-0 James Madison next weekend. Not saying College Gameday should go there (they won’t) but it’s not often that a Sun Belt game itself deserves that honour.

Also, yes, the Long Island University Sharks will be on your television screen this Thursday night. Funny how CBS inks a contract with the NEC to show their football games and they lose two of their schools just the other day with Merrimack and Sacred Heart moving on. The conference is now down to six schools and is teetering on not even having an automatic bid to the FCS playoffs which has to be up to like 60 teams or something like that now (it’s actually 24 teams but still….that’s quite a few teams).

Friday

USCanada
Brown at Penn7:00
FAU at Charlotte7:30

I think it could be -4 degrees out and Biff Poggi would still wear the cut-off sleeved shirt. Got to respect that.

Saturday Early

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#4 Florida State at Wake ForestNoon
UConn at Boston CollegeNoon
Maryland at NorthwesternNoon
Indiana at #10 Penn StateNoon
UMass at ArmyNoon
South Carolina at Texas A&MNoon
Houston at Kansas StateNoon
Tulsa at SMUNoon
#6 Oklahoma at KansasNoon

This schedule is not the greatest to be honest. It’s not bad. But really, nothing stands out except maybe Oklahoma travelling to Lawrence to face Kansas in what can, for the first time in a long time, be considered a speed bump kind of game for the Sooners. Other than that, there are quite a few teams playing games that could dictate whether they go bowling or not, including South Carolina, Army, and Boston College.

Saturday Afternoon

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Clemson at NC State2:00
BYU at #7 Texas3:30
Virginia at Miami3:30
Michigan State at Minnesota3:30
Florida vs. #1 Georgia (in Jacksonville)3:30
Miami-OH at Ohio3:30
#20 Duke at #18 Louisville3:30
#8 Oregon at #13 Utah3:30
Pittsburgh at #14 Notre Dame3:30
Mississippi State at Auburn3:30
#22 Tulane at Rice4:00
Prairie View A&M at Florida A&M4:00
USC at California4:00

We have a ton of games in the afternoon window with quite a few of the day’s best games. Oregon and Utah in another Pac-12 Cannibalization Game, the Blue Devils and Cardinals face off where the winner might have the inside track to facing Florida State for the ACC Championship and, of course, the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. Look, maybe Gary Danielson would be a whole lot more likeable if he was shitfaced. “Brad, this is a good game and I love how Duvalllllllllllllll County smells *BURP* but I have to profess my love for the Alabama God Damn Crimson Tide. They are GOD’S TEAM GOD DAMMIT (as he points a finger in Brad’s face). But this red team here is pretty good…too……” *immediately vomits all over the broadcast booth* OK, maybe not.

Saturday Primetime

USCanada
Marshall at Coastal Carolina6:00
#19 Air Force at Colorado State7:00
#21 Tennessee at Kentucky7:00
Colorado at #23 UCLA7:30
#3 Ohio State at Wisconsin7:30
Vanderbilt at #12 Ole Miss7:30
#17 North Carolina at Georgia Tech8:00
Cincinnati at Oklahoma State8:00
Old Dominion at #25 James Madison8:00
Washington State at Arizona State8:00

Hmmm….one of the weaker primetime schedules since early September. I don’t think anyone thought it would be that way, though. Many would have picked Tennessee-Kentucky as a huge game and tOSU-Wisky as another super important game. Not saying it isn’t important at all but probably a whole lot less important than it was predicted to be.

Saying all that, just remember the old college football adage: the weaker the window, the more chaos we see.

Saturday Late Night

USCanada
New Mexico at Nevada10:30
#11 Oregon State at Arizona10:30

The Beavs cannot afford to lose here against a pretty good Wildcats team. The other game is borderline-unwatchable. Remember, Nevada beat San Diego State 6-0 last week. Yawn.

Hey, Watch This!

Oregon at Utah (3:30, FOX) – Is there any doubt that this is the Game of the Week? Well there would have been about a month ago but now we’re here and this is the easy choice. With both teams at 3-1 in the conference, there is a very good chance that the loser here has their hopes dashed of a Pac-12 Championship game berth. Forget the College Football Playoff. Forget the New Year’s Six. It’s off to like the Holiday Bowl or something like that. Not bad. But not what they played this season for.

Oklahoma at Kansas (Noon, FOX) – I think we have all figured out that you can’t sleep on Lance Leipold’s Kansas Jayhawks. Last season was a revelation and this year it continues as they are just getting better which is bad news for the rest of the Big XII. The Sooners were going along quietly until they beat Texas and held off UCF at the end. Now, everyone is watching. I said it above: this is a big speed bump game for OU. Win and you head to Stillwater and Bedlam for the biggest game of the season. Lose and the playoff might be just out of reach.

Duke at Louisville (3:30, TSN+/specialty pack) – I do wish that TSN had picked this game up. To put it on their online platform seems like a bit of a slap in the face to both programs. But, for once, it feels like every channel is showing live sports and big-time properties from NASCAR to Formula 1 to the CFL to the Rugby World Cup. So I understand. Look, the Cardinals are not out of this race yet. Win out and they probably head to Charlotte for the ACC Championship. Duke also has an opportunity if they run the table but they will need some help.

Ohio State at Wisconsin (7:30, NBC) – Please don’t be Jac Collinsworth, please don’t be Jac Collinsworth, please don’t be Jac Collinsworth…..hey Noah Eagle is calling the game! Good. Eagle is good. Comes by it honestly with his dad one of the best at calling the NFL. Jac on the other hand is fucking terrible. He is there because his name is Collinsworth and not something else. Hopefully, NBC does the right thing and puts him elsewhere next season. As for this game, the Buckeyes should not take the Badgers lightly as an upset loss here would screw over a potential 1 vs. 2 matchup in The Game in late November.

Sickos Game of the Week

UConn at Boston College (Noon, TSN+/specialty pack) – The battle for Northeastern supremacy starts and ends with this game since UMass sucks. Amazingly enough, if the Eagles win here they are 5-3 and closing in on bowl eligibility. That’s huge for Jeff Hafley who started the season on a massive hot seat. That doesn’t take away from the fact that the bottom half of the ACC is not good and last season’s UConn might be an aberration.

Hubba Bubba Blowout of the Week

Indiana at Penn State (Noon, CBS) – A lot of people are questioning whether James Franklin is the guy that can get Penn State over the hump and into the CFP. Next year will be the ultimate test. If they can’t get in with an expanded field, they should move on. Putting all that aside, the Nittany Lions played awful last week and will be taking out their anger on the lowly Hoosiers, I can pretty much guarantee that.

Wanna Bet?

Man, looking back most of my picks fucking sucked. UAB over Memphis? Woof. UNC over Virginia? Yikes. USC over Utah. Oh no. I would say let’s keep the ball rolling but the ball, at this point, is a square. Need to start over and get some of these picks right.

FIU 40 Jacksonville State 27 (upset pick!)

Georgia State 26 Georgia Southern 21

FAU 38 Charlotte 7

Oklahoma 43 Kansas 30

Kansas State 34 Houston 23

SMU 44 Tulsa 9

Clemson 49 NC State 16

Louisville 23 Duke 19

Utah 24 Oregon 17 (slight upset)

Auburn 37 Mississippi State 20

Air Force 32 Colorado State 6

Ohio State 31 Wisconsin 17

Oregon State 49 Arizona 35

The Bossman Top 26

It’s time for another rousing version of the Bossman Top 26. OK, it’s the second time doing this many teams. Let’s just get going with it.

#1Michigan
#2Georgia
#3Ohio State
#4Florida State
#5Washington
#6Alabama
#7Oklahoma
#8Texas
#9Oregon State
#10Utah
#11Oregon
#12Ole Miss
#13Penn State
#14Notre Dame
#15LSU
#16Missouri
#17Louisville
#18North Carolina
#19Tulane
#20UCLA
#21Tennessee
#22Air Force
#23Duke
#24USC
#25James Madison
#26Liberty

Yep, I have added Liberty in at the final spot. Sure, their schedule is arguably the easiest in the land; but if they run the table and get some help they might sneak into the New Year’s Six much to the chagrin of many college football fans. James Madison continues to wait for a waiver that may never come but at least we know that if there aren’t enough bowl eligible teams, they would be the first call to fill a bowl spot. And yes, I have Michigan in the top spot. Despite their cheating ways (it seems), they still look like the best team in college football, even better than UGA. I know SEC fans will scrunch their noses at that since they think their conference is the be-all-and-end-all and that the CFP should be Georgia, Alabama, Ole Miss and LSU. Well you know what? Fuck you. This is my rankings. Make your own.

Getting these blog posts out before the Tuesday night games is basically impossible for me. Not complaining since it means there’s Tuesday night football. It’s still not easy though. Enjoy the games everyone!

We’re looking ahead again (and giving you the Week 8 College Football TV Schedule)

Last year I decided to do some looking ahead in the middle of the season. Did it work out then? Eh. So why not try it again? What’s the worst that could happen? Why so many questions?

Will one of the surprise Group of Five teams keep things going into November? Air Force realistically has a clear path to 10-0 now. They end up with UNLV and Boise State and that’s where their mettle will be tested. If they don’t get there undefeated then they may not deserve that Group of Five New Year’s Six spot. James Madison, at this point, really has nothing to play for although that could be scary. They could run the table almost to spite the NCAA at this point. Finally, if things go awry for the AFA, JMU (and Liberty), watch out for Miami-Ohio. Quietly they are 6-1 and have the biggest game of the MAC season against the other 6-1 team in the conference, Toledo. Win that and they could conceivably go 11-1 and pout a lot of pressure on the top G-5 teams.

Is there anyone who will stop a Georgia-Alabama SEC Championship? Are there some small landmines left on UGA’s schedule? Sure. And now with Brock Bowers out for the season, any one of Tennessee, Missouri and, yes, Florida could upend the apple cart so to speak. Out in the SEC West, Bama has a much tougher road to hoe but if they can get through their next two games against the Vols and LSU, it might be clear sailing to Atlanta.

Can Penn State finally push through in the Big Ten East? Yes. This might be their best chance ever. They have to show that, though, this coming Saturday. Lose to Ohio State and forget about it. Win and they will make all Michigan fans nervous until their mega-matchup. This next month will define James Franklin’s tenure at State College.

Which conference will miss the College Football Playoff? Or will it be conferences…plural? If UGA and Bama make it to conference championship weekend undefeated then it will be two conferences being left out almost guaranteed. If not, then it will be a dogfight but I still worry about the Pac-12 and what feels like the inevitable cannibalization which has kind of already started. Washington is their best best but absolutely cannot lose more than one game the rest of the way.

The biggest upset the rest of the way will be…I am going to go with Oklahoma losing to either Oklahoma State in Bedlam or TCU on Black Friday. Something tells me they will not get through unscathed.

Now who will win the Heisman? Caleb Williams isn’t out of the race but man he looked awful in South Bend. Michael Penix Jr. is now the frontrunner but he will have to basically outlast Bo Nix, Jordan Travis, Drake Maye and J.J. McCarthy of all people who is slowly and efficiently powering Michigan through everyone on their schedule. This might be one of the tightest races in recent memory.

OK enough Nostradamusing….it’s sked time!

Tuesday

USCanada
Middle Tennessee at Liberty7:00
Southern Miss at South Alabama7:30
WKU at Jacksonville State7:30

Time for some CU(SA) Next Tuesday action as the two conference favourites play…in two separate games. Some Fun Belt action alongside it as well. I am so loving football every day for damn near two months.

Wednesday

USCanada
FIU at Sam Houston7:00
New Mexico State at UTEP9:00

Maybe, just maybe, Sam Houston can finally get their first FBS win. Also, the Battle of I-10 (now a conference game!) is later on as the Aggies and Miners play for the Silver Spade. I also love these less-well-known trophy games. You can always tell it means a lot to these teams even if they don’t mean much in the grand scheme of things.

Thursday

USCanada
James Madison at Marshall7:00
Rice at Tulsa7:00
NC Central at Morgan State7:30

Easily the highlight of the weeknight games is the Dukes travelling to Huntington to face off against the Thundering Herd. I hope that JMU can get a waiver to go bowling because if they keep going like this they deserve it. Also, the first of two HBCU games this weekend that you can see up here. Other than Week Zero that is something that almost never happens.

Friday

USCanada
SMU at Temple7:00

Look, there’s nothing else on…maybe baseball. So hopefully this one gets weird.

Saturday Early

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UCF at #6 OklahomaNoon
Boston College at Georgia TechNoon
Rutgers at IndianaNoon
#22 Air Force at NavyNoon
Western Michigan at OhioNoon
Mississippi State at ArkansasNoon
Memphis at UABNoon
Norfolk State at HowardNoon
#7 Penn State at #3 Ohio StateNoon

The absolute main course of the week goes off at noon hour with PSU and tOSU facing off. Many hate the fact these big games are on at Noon but I saw a tweet that said this is a good way to get people to watch college football all day as since they introduced the ABC Saturday Night game, viewers shifted their viewing habits and were watching the games starting 3:30 and after way more than the Noon games. Not anymore.

We also have a big Group of Five matchup as Air Force looks to continue their undefeated run in a Commander’s-In-Chief Trophy game against Navy. Finally, Rutgers (RUTGERS!) could clinch bowl-eligibility with a win over the lowly Indiana Hoosiers.

Saturday Afternoon

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Washington State at #9 Oregon3:30
Pittsburgh at Wake Forest3:30
Northwestern at Nebraska3:30
#17 Tennessee at #11 Alabama3:30
USF at UConn3:30
Oklahoma State at West Virginia3:30
North Texas at #23 Tulane3:30
Minnesota at #24 Iowa3:30
South Carolina at #20 Missouri3:30
Toledo at Miami-OH4:00
#8 Texas at Houston4:00

Could the Vols upset the Tide? It’s entirely possible considering how average Bama has sometimes been. Wazzu and Oregon face off in a Pac-12 elimination game of sorts. The two most surprising teams in the Big XII will try and keep their surprising runs going. Imagine one of Texas or Oklahoma loses out on a Big XII Championship spot in their final year in the conference because of Oklahoma State? Or even worse, West Virginia? Big XII fans would never let either school live it down.

Saturday Primetime

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Virginia at #10 North Carolina6:30
Utah State at San Jose State7:00
#13 Ole Miss at Auburn7:00
TCU at Kansas State7:00
Appalachian State at Old Dominion7:00
#16 Duke at #4 Florida State7:30
#2 Michigan at Michigan State7:30
Army at #19 LSU7:30
Clemson at Miami8:00
Georgia State at Louisiana8:00
#14 Utah at #18 USC8:00

The biggest game of the night is…*checks notes*…Florida State hosting Duke? DUKE? Yep. This could be a massive upset if the Blue Devils can pull it off. Also, let’s not understate that if the Noles win it counts as a big win and gives them another big push towards the College Football Playoff.

The rest of the primetime schedule features another Pac-12 elimination game. Imagine saying that the Trojans and Caleb Williams are eliminated from the Pac-12 race over a week before Halloween? Say that at the start of the season and some would have thought you were crazy.

Also, we have a potential Fight Night II as Michigan heads to East Lansing to face Baby Brother, the Spartans. If there’s even a sniff of a potential brawl it will get a lot of attention. I’m sure Captain Khaki will tell his players to steer clear of any of that shit because they have national championship aspirations and any suspensions could cause serious problems.

Saturday Late Night

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#25 UCLA at Stanford10:30
Montana State at Sacramento State10:30

Wow this is….this is technically the late night schedule. Look, if the Montana State-Sac State game is anything like the Montana-Idaho game last Saturday night then this could be a fun one to watch.

Hey, Watch This!

Penn State at Ohio State (Noon, FOX) – There is no other game that could occupy this top spot. This is one of the three-team Big Ten East Round Robin Games of the Year (along with the games against Michigan) where one or even two teams will be eliminated from the CFP conversation for having the audacity to be in the same division as the other teams. A loss here doesn’t fully eliminate either team from contention as you will know from my preview posts back in August.

Duke at Florida State (7:30, ABC) – The Blue Devil Dream Season could hit a crescendo at around 11:00. Weeks after, arguably, their biggest win in program history over Clemson they could one-up that if they pull off the monumental upset here. On the other hand, Jordan Travis could re-introduce himself into the Heisman race if he can put on a big performance and lead FSU to victory.

Tennessee at Alabama (3:30, CBS) – Gee, I wonder who Gary Danielson will be pulling for in this one? Look, I am sure there are some people who are surprised that the Vols are only 6 spots behind the Tide in the rankings. You shouldn’t be. As I said above, Bama has looked entirely average at times this season (see their game against USF). Saying all that, this is still the Alabama Damn Crimson Tide and you know Nick Saban will have the players up for this game so UT can’t afford a slow start here.

Utah at USC (8:00, FOX) – If USC hadn’t played poorly last Saturday in South Bend and if the Utes hadn’t looked terrible against Oregon State a couple weeks back, this game could have been close to number one on the list. Instead, both squads will be fighting for their Pac-12 lives which is something no one figured for this game considering there is still more than a month left in the season.

Sickos Game of the Week

Northwestern at Nebraska (3:30, Big Ten Network) – This is why conference networks exist. To bury games like this far away from many eyes while still being able to say it’s being broadcast to a fairly wide audience. I can’t see there being much interest in this game anywhere, except for Wildcat and Cornhusker fans (and even then).

Hubba Bubba Blowout of the Week

Army at LSU (7:30, TSN+/SP) – There are speed bump games and then there is this. Unless LSU shits the bed, this is not going to end well for the Black Knights. So no, this is not a speed bump game or a lookahead game or anything else you want to call it. It will probably end up being a good old fashioned beatdown.

Wanna Bet?

Who called the Pitt upset? This fucking guy….I’m pointing at myself. Enough said. Let’s get on to this week’s picks!

UTEP 29 New Mexico State 23

Ohio State 34 Penn State 24

Air Force 39 Navy 38

Ohio 20 Western Michigan 16

Arkansas 21 Mississippi State 14

UAB 38 Memphis 35 (upset!)

Oklahoma State 27 West Virginia 23

Alabama 31 Tennessee 28

North Carolina 41 Virginia 33

Michigan 45 Michigan State 17

Florida State 30 Duke 13

USC 20 Utah 16

Louisiana 25 Georgia State 24

The Bossman Top 26!

It’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Yeah, I figured it was about time to whip out the Bossman Top 25 so here it is in all its….well, glory might be too strong a word…wait hold on…oh no. Not the Top 25. I’m going one better. Top 26, motherfuckers! Let’s ride!

#1Georgia
#2Michigan
#3Ohio State
#4Washington
#5Florida State
#6Penn State
#7Oklahoma
#8Alabama
#9Oregon State
#10Texas
#11North Carolina
#12Oregon
#13Ole Miss
#14Notre Dame
#15Utah
#16Tennessee
#17USC
#18LSU
#19Duke
#20Missouri
#21Louisville
#22Tulane
#23UCLA
#24Iowa
#25Air Force
#26James Madison

“Bossman, why don’t you have Michigan at #1?” “Bossman, why do you have Bama up at #8?” “Bossman, why don’t you have James Madison in the Top 25?” Look, I try to base this on how good a team is, their record, and who they have played. You could exchange Air Force and JMU and it makes not a lick of difference. You could flip flop Georgia and Michigan. You could have Oregon State above Alabama. You could do all these things, sure. And it may end up working out that way. I find it much easier (now) to start the rankings in the middle of the season because I have a better idea of where most of the teams should be. Plus I know that all the big games coming up will actually alter how the season plays out, something that can’t be done with a preseason poll.

Football every day, folks. FOOTBALL….EVERY DAMN DAY! Until American Thanksgiving Eve. Embrace it. Everyone have a great rest of the week and enjoy the games!

More like Mari-No Cristobal, am I right? And the Week 7 College Football TV Schedule

If you missed it this past Saturday, one of the most egregiously bad coaching decisions in college football history occurred.

Miami had Georgia Tech beat. All they had to do was kneel down with 33 seconds left in the game and they would have escaped with a win over the Yellow Jackets. Tech had no timeouts. This is about the easiest call to make. A horrible high school football coach could figure it out. Not Mario though.

The Canes instead ran the ball and fumbled. The fumble was close. Honestly, if it had been called not a fumble and the runner down initially, I think it would have stayed that way. Instead, Georgia Tech got the ball back and went down the field and scored a touchdown with only a couple of seconds left (that play alone was ridiculous as Haynes King seemed to scramble forever and then found a relatively wide open Christian Leary for the TD pass).

Immediately, some harkened back to Cristobal doing almost the exact same thing when he was the head coach at Oregon. Kind of the same situation where a kneel down would almost certainly have got them the win over Stanford. Instead, the Ducks ran a play, fumbled, Stanford recovered and would go on to win in overtime.

Whether Cristobal survives this is debatable. Even with Miami still at 4-1, some Canes backers will want him gone unless they can at least be ranked at the end of the season. Either way, that set of events will go down in college football infamy.

OK enough of Fumblegate or Kneelgate or Cristogate or whatever some idiot will come up with for this. It’s schedule time!

Tuesday

USCanada
Louisiana Tech at Middle Tennessee7:00
Coastal Carolina at Appalachian State7:30
Liberty at Jacksonville State7:30

Here we go. Conference USA weekday action. All October. No Saturday games. It’s like somewhat southern fried MACtion except not as good. Also throw in a Fun Belt game and you got a decent night of football.

Wednesday

USCanada
UTEP at FIU7:30
Sam Houston at New Mexico State9:00

The latter half of the first early week Conference USA set of games. Nothing super important here although we will see if Sam Houston can get their first FBS victory in program history.

Thursday

USCanada
Wagner at St. Francis7:00
SMU at East Carolina7:30
Fort Valley State at Benedict7:30

This is easily the weirdest schedule segment I have ever put on my blog. The first ever NEC game appears as Wagner travels to St. Francis. Also, a rare Division II matchup between Fort Valley State and Benedict. Why is this D-II game on this Thursday night? Hell, if I know but it’s football so I will watch.

Friday

USCanada
Tulane at Memphis7:00
Fresno State at Utah State8:00
Stanford at Colorado10:00

TSN going with the late game and not the early game is certainly a choice. Two things though: CFL football is on in the early window and TSN probably wants to get in on the Colorado ratings early-season juggernaut.

Saturday Early

USCanada
Syracuse at #4 Florida StateNoon
Michigan State at RutgersNoon
#1 Georgia at VanderbiltNoon
Kent State at Eastern MichiganNoon
Arkansas at #11 AlabamaNoon
Georgia Southern at James MadisonNoon
Temple at North TexasNoon
Indiana at #2 MichiganNoon

This is not as good as your normal Nooner schedule. It’s surprising since most networks are trying to avoid going up against USC-Notre Dame in the primetime window and Oregon-Washington in the afternoon window. And yet still, the best game in this timeslot is arguably Syracuse-FSU (although I think Georgia Southern-JMU will be the better game).

UPDATE: Syracuse-FSU has been added to TSN+.

Saturday Afternoon

USCanada
California at #16 Utah3:00
#8 Oregon at #7 Washington3:30
Wake Forest at Virginia Tech3:30
UMass at #6 Penn State3:30
Texas A&M at #19 Tennessee3:30
Troy at Army3:30
BYU at TCU3:30
FAU at USF3:30
Illinois at Maryland3:30
Florida at South Carolina3:30
Ohio at Northern Illinois4:00
Iowa at Wisconsin4:00

OK now this is a timeslot. A ton of choice. The undisputed game of the week lands here along with a bunch of other tasty college football platters for our consumption. UW-UO is that big game of the week (year?) and will have a huge impact on the Pac-12 going forward (and even the national championship picture). TAMU-UT could be low-key good and Iowa-Wisconsin might just be for the Big Ten West title. Let’s see if Iowa can put up some offense for once.

Saturday Primetime

USCanada
#14 Louisville at Pittsburgh6:30
Wyoming at Air Force7:00
Auburn at #22 LSU7:00
Marshall at Georgia State7:00
Arizona at #19 Washington State7:00
#25 Miami at #12 North Carolina7:30
#10 USC at #21 Notre Dame7:30
Missouri at #24 Kentucky7:30
NC State at #17 Duke8:00
UAB at UTSA8:00
#18 UCLA at #15 Oregon State8:00

I already mentioned the big USC-Notre Dame game that appears here alongside UCLA-Oregon State which is another Pac-12 cannibalization game that I believe will keep the Pac-12 out of the College Football Playoff once again. You will notice that UF-SC is not on TSN+ even though it probably should be. I wonder if it’s an error in the current schedule as otherwise it would make absolutely no sense but would be right up TSN’s alley when it comes to college football broadcasting gaffes of the past.

UPDATE #2: Normally I would chastise myself for not waiting but didn’t have time to wait (thanks a bunch, Conference USA). Anyway, Mizzou-UK has been added to TSN+ as I thought would happen.

Saturday Late Night

USCanada
Montana at Idaho10:30
San Diego State at Hawaii11:00

Ho boy. Is it an interesting schedule? Sure. But there isn’t much meat on the bone here. It does give Canadians the rare opportunity to participate in the Hawaii Test though.

Hey, Watch This!

Oregon at Washington (3:30, ABC/TSN+) – I have mentioned the Pac-12 and how they tend to cannibalize themselves often. It’s happened a few times in the past few years already. And it’s already rearing its ugly head again. Wazzu beat Oregon State and then promptly lost to UCLA. So yeah, no guarantees for the winner here except the fact they should be in the Top 5 with a win and will remain among the (quickly shrinking) land of the undefeated.

USC at Notre Dame (7:30, NBC) – This might have been considered for Game of the Week if the Irish had been able to beat Louisville last Saturday. A Trojan win here keeps them in at least of a share of the driver’s seat to go to Las Vegas for the Pac-12 Championship and conference supremacy. An Irish win and the Trojans cost themselves greatly and Caleb Williams’ chance at history could take a huge hit.

UCLA at Oregon State (8:00, FOX) – Man, this is truly the Pac-12’s week to shine. Five of the six teams in the games of the week reside in a conference that will be dead very soon. How sad. Anyway, the Beavers could put UCLA out of the mix at this point if they get the victory here. The Bruins would be the shock of the college football world if they could somehow make it to the Pac-12 Championship. It would also validate (finally) Chip Kelly’s hiring.

Missouri at Kentucky (7:30, specialty pack) – I mentioned above that this game was not on TSN+ and only on the specialty pack at this point. That should change but until I see it I won’t post it. Anyway, this section drops off a bit of a cliff after the top three games. Both of these teams had their chances last week to make serious noise in the SEC. The Wildcats got blasted by Georgia and the Tigers couldn’t outlast one of the other Tigers in the conference (LSU). The winner here still has an outside shot at the New Year’s Six with the loser being relegated to the third tier of the SEC East behind the winner and, of course, UGA.

Sickos Game of the Week

Wake Forest at Virginia Tech (3:30, TSN+/specialty pack) – Every conference network has their share of, let’s say, not-so-good games and this is certainly one of them. The Demon Deacons aren’t nearly as good as they have been in recent years and the Hokies are bordering on awful. Luckily for these two teams, Virginia and Boston College exist in the ACC. Honestly, there really aren’t too many seriously bad games that we can watch here so this will look better than most of the games that appear in this spot this season.

Hubba Bubba Blowout of the Week

UMass at Penn State (3:30, Big Ten Network) – Good god. I wonder if the Nittany Lions can put an 80-burger on the board in this one. This will be bowling shoe ugly for sure.

Wanna Bet?

Look, I had Texas-Oklahoma being close. And it was. A great Red River Shootout as it almost always is. Some of my other picks….well…I’m looking at that Miami over Georgia Tech pick and shaking my head. Not because it was a bad pick: it’s because of what you saw at the top of our show. So let’s move on to this week and not dwell too much on the past.

New Mexico State 24 Sam Houston 21

Florida State 49 Syracuse 14

Michigan 54 Indiana 27

James Madison 47 Georgia Southern 10

Texas A&M 33 Tennessee 24 (mild upset)

FAU 45 USF 25

Washington 34 Oregon 31

TCU 35 BYU 21

Wisconsin 30 Iowa 10

Pittsburgh 31 Louisville 22 (fairly big upset!)

Kentucky 27 Missouri 21

Notre Dame 38 USC 35 (OT)

Oregon State 31 UCLA 19

Alright we shall see how busy I get. I am sure to wtch a fair amount of college football on Saturday but it might not be my usual all-day affair. I hate to say I hope for somewhat shitty weather on Fall Saturdays sometimes but I do. It gives me all the excuses I need to stay inside and be a slob and watch football.

Also, small apology for the blog post coming out after the games commenced this week. Starting the week on a Tuesday certainly creates a time crunch even with a holiday Monday. Anyway, enjoy the games everyone!

49! (and the Week 6 College Football TV Schedule)

49…ok then. What do you mean by that Bossman?

What do I mean? Oh, I will tell you what I fucking mean. Starting today, there will be either college football or the NFL for 49 straight days.

FORTY-NINE. STRAIGHT. FUCKING. DAYS.

If I am not mistaken, this is the longest string of days with football in the history of ever. So embrace it. Drink it in. Enjoy yourself. This might be one of the greatest times ever to be a football fan.

And with that in mind, let’s get right to the college football schedule for this week, Week Six.

Wednesday

USCanada
Jacksonville State at Middle Tennessee8:00
FIU at New Mexico State9:00

This starts Conference USA’s October of Weekdays! No games on Saturday. None. I’m not kidding. It’s not MACtion or Fun Belt but football on a Wednesday night is always welcome in the Bossman home.

Thursday

USCanada
Sam Houston at Liberty7:00
WKU at Louisiana Tech8:00

More ConFUNerence USA action. Actually, no that sucks. I’m not using that again.

Friday

USCanada
Cornell at Harvard7:00
Kansas State at Oklahoma State7:30

The weekday sked? More like weak-day sked am I right? Ugh. Anyway, we have some Ivy action in Haw-vud and the possibility that Captain Mullet himself, Mike Gundy, could be put on a serious hot seat if his Cowboys don’t show up for this one.

Saturday Early

USCanada
#12 Oklahoma vs. #3 Texas (in Dallas)Noon
William & Mary at VirginiaNoon
Boston College at ArmyNoon
#23 LSU at #21 MissouriNoon
Toledo at UMassNoon
Maryland at #4 Ohio StateNoon
Western Michigan at Mississippi StateNoon

One of the biggest Red River Shootouts of all-time and the final one for both teams in the Big XII headlines the early slate. Really, nothing else comes that close to the RRS but LSU-Mizzou will also have their share of eyeballs as it’s a huge game for the Tigers. See what I did there?

Saturday Afternoon

USCanada
Marshall at NC State2:00
Howard at Northwestern3:00
#13 Washington State at UCLA3:00
Virginia Tech at #5 Florida State3:30
Wake Forest at Clemson3:30
#11 Alabama at Texas A&M3:30
North Texas at Navy3:30
Syracuse at #14 North Carolina3:30
Kent State at Ohio3:30
Texas State at Louisiana3:30
USF at UAB4:00
UCF at Kansas4:00
Vanderbilt at Florida4:00

A lot of games in the afternoon schedule with no real breakout games. Saying that, the Aggies could do the most ridiculous thing so far this season if they can upend the Tide. Seeing Wake and Clemson relegated to the ACC Network afternoon slot is jarring to say the least. Florida State has to better than they have been lately even if it is just the Hokies. And the most fun team in this timeslot? That would be the Texas State Bobcats who could take a major step towards bowl eligibility with a win over Louisiana.

Saturday Primetime

USCanada
Colorado at Arizona State6:30
#20 Kentucky at #1 Georgia7:00
Florida A&M at Southern7:00
#10 Notre Dame at #25 Louisville7:30
#2 Michigan at Minnesota7:30
Arkansas at #16 Ole Miss7:30
Georgia Tech at #17 Miami8:00
San Jose State at Boise State8:00
Texas Tech at Baylor8:00
#24 Fresno State at Wyoming8:00

I believe FOX is finally putting their main event on in primetime. The Mountain West on actual FOX! Love to see it. And this may essentially be a Group of Five elimination game with both teams playing great football to start the season. That’s not to belittle ND-UL and UK-UGA which will also be huge games in a pretty damn loaded timeslot. I will say though that it is a bit odd to see FAMU-Southern on actual network television in a group of games like this. We are seeing more Group of Five and FCS games ending up on network television because of Peacock and conference networks. I’m not complaining. At all.

Saturday Late Night

USCanada
#15 Oregon State at California10:00
Arizona at #9 USC10:30

Normally I would say this looks like a bit of a piss-poor Pac-12 After Dark slate. But we see what happened last week with Arizona keeping it very close with Washington. So either we get a good game or two or an early bedtime! Sounds like a win-win.

Hey, Watch This!

Oklahoma vs. Texas (in Dallas) (Noon, ABC/TSN3) – This is going to be possibly the most heavily hyped Red River Shootout ever. Both teams having legitimate national championship aspirations (if they win this game) and in their last season in the Big XII Conference. And both teams with not exactly tough schedules the rest of the way. I honestly can’t see there ever being the same amount of hype again when they both go to the SEC. They will always be a bit buried in the sheer amount of good SEC games every year.

Kentucky at Georgia (7:00, TSN+/specialty pack) – Too bad TSN couldn’t pick this up but we know how it is until the CFL is finished for the season. And with the CFL doing Saturday playoff games it will be extended a couple of weeks. Anyway, this is a chance for the Wildcats to shed the basketball-school moniker (possibly for good) and shut the naysayers up with a win here. And man, a win would be epic and earth-shattering (in a college football sense). After this, the Dawgs have an easy one with Vanderbilt then four relatively tough games so a win here is imperative to keep atop the SEC East.

Notre Dame at Louisville (7:30, ABC/TSN+) – The way things are looking the Irish will have this game and next week’s game against USC as their final two true tests of the season (especially with Clemson Clemsoning hard this year). So this game becomes very important. Win the next two and they can, unless they shit the bed, pretty much lock up a New Year’s Six spot. The Cards, on the other hand, haven’t felt like this good of a team since Lamar Jackson was under centre. This would be Jeff Brohm’s signature win in his first year back at his alma mater.

LSU at Missouri (Noon, TSN+/specialty pack) – Who would have thought Mizzou would be here at this point of the season? Probably nobody, let’s be honest. Now this is their chance to really prove they are the second-best team in the SEC East and the biggest threat to Georgia. This is the first of a four-game minefield for this team and if they even go 3-1 they are in great shape. LSU needs to win to have any shot of making waves in the SEC West.

Sickos Game of the Week

Howard at Northwestern (3:00, Big Ten Network) – Nebraska-Illinois is lucky that it’s on FOX Sports One and we can’t see it up here. I have to have rules for this section, otherwise it would be a shitty ESPN+ game every week. Normally, I wouldn’t include an FCS team in this section but I am making an exception here. You have to be some kind of sicko to watch any more than, let’s say, one minute of this game.

Hubba Bubba Blowout of the Week

Virginia Tech at Florida State (3:30, ABC/TSN+) – I still think the Hokies are one of the worst teams in the FBS and I have a feeling that the Noles are going to take out a lot of their frustrations of the past few weeks on VaTech in this one.

Wanna Bet?

So I tried doing scores last week. I think I am going to continue with it. I mean it’s no worse than me picking against the spread since I was average at best at that. So now let’s get to the section that you gambling heathens love.

Liberty 17 Sam Houston 14

Kansas State 33 Oklahoma State 20

Army 35 Boston College 21

LSU 28 Missouri 19

Texas 56 Oklahoma 54 (5OT)

Mississippi State 30 Western Michigan 26

North Carolina 24 Syracuse 21

Ohio 38 Kent State 24

Navy 45 North Texas 16

UAB 37 USF 35

Georgia 41 Kentucky 30

Notre Dame 42 Louisville 29

Miami 28 Georgia Tech 14

Reader Gordo asked me on Saturday why Texas A&M-Arkansas wasn’t on the specialty pack. So I figured I would ask a customer service rep about it since it should have been. The response from the CSR? “It looks like Texas is only available on ESPN.” I give up with Rogers/Cogeco/Eastlink/any other companies using the Super Sports Pak. Same with Bell and their college sports package. They don’t understand so no point in asking.

I will be live-tweeting…live-Xing? That sounds dirty. Anyway, I will be online on Saturday and for good portions of the other three weeknights. Should be another fun week of college football. Enjoy the games everyone!

YOU READY FOR MORE DEIONMANIA, BROTHER? (and the Week 4 College Football TV Schedule)

Actually you know what? Bad choice of theme and picture. I don’t think the Hulkster cares too much for Deionmania.

But, Deionmania is upon us. Has it got out of hand? Yes. Absolutely. There is no question about it. If we were talking about Colorado playing Oregon or USC at home then fine, it would make all the sense in the world. But they were playing Colorado State. Sure it’s a rivalry game (the Rocky Mountain Showdown for any who didn’t know the name) but it’s Colorado State. It felt like a huge case of FOMO (fear of missing out) by both networks to not strike while the iron is hot. Even the Jay Norvell hat and sunglasses comment before the game rankled Sanders to the point he was giving his signature shades to his team and that company sold more than a million dollars worth of sunglasses in just a few days.

So what did we get for the game that started at 10:00 in the Eastern time zone? It was a classic. Colorado State seemed to have figured out Shedeur Sanders. The Buffaloes’ running game was non-existent. The Rams’ offense was humming. Travis Hunter was knocked out by a dirty hit in the second quarter. Then the Buffs made their late comeback. Down 11 with four minutes to go they tied it up to send it to overtime. In the first overtime, it was shocking to see Norvell not go for two and the win. Felt like some scared coaching. Colorado ended it in the next overtime. Have to say, it was a great game.

Now…Colorado was favoured by 23 points. So they didn’t exactly look awesome. And now they lose Hunter for three weeks. So things aren’t looking rosy for their next two games. Do the networks care? No because this week they are on ABC and the following week they play in Los Angeles against USC…at Noon….in the East! A 9:00 local start time. Crazy!

OK let’s calm down from all the insanity that is anything revolving around the Colorado football program and get to what you came for: hot, nasty, college football schedules. Oh yeah.

Thursday

USCanada
Georgia State at Coastal Carolina7:30
Arkansas-Pine Bluff at Alabama A&M7:30

GSU-CCU might end up being a sleeper Sun Belt hit. Top two passing offenses in the conference. Take the over. Or go over to Amazon Prime and the other TSNs (and I think the CTVs as well) and watch the Giants get slaughtered out in San Francisco. Your choice.

Friday

USCanada
NC State at Virginia7:30
Boise State at San Diego State10:30

Two games on Friday evening (with two not airing up here). Boise-SDSU could very well be for one of the Mountain West Championship spots (with Fresno State watching this game VERY closely). The other game is your run-of-the-mill ACC Friday nighter meaning there is the possibility things could get wacky.

Saturday Early

USCanada
#4 Florida State at ClemsonNoon
Army at SyracuseNoon
Rutgers at #2 MichiganNoon
Tulsa at Northern IllinoisNoon
Auburn at Texas A&MNoon
Virginia Tech at MarshallNoon
WKU at TroyNoon
#16 Oklahoma at CincinnatiNoon
Kentucky at VanderbiltNoon

Only one of two games on TSN appear here and it’s a simsub of the ABC game. Ugh. I would have thought FSU-Clemson would have ended up as the ABC Primetime game but Clemson isn’t exactly lighting it up and the Noles barely survived Boston College last weekend. FOX Big Noon Kickoff picking Cincinnati as their destination hours before the Bearcats get beat by Miami-OH was definitely a choice. Also, don’t sleep on WKU-Troy. Could low-key be one of the best games of the early part of the day.

UPDATE: I guess TSN forgot they had a contract to show La Liga games? The FSU-Clemson game will not be shown on TSN2 now and is being replaced by FC Barcelona hosting RC Celta de Vigo.

UPDATE #2: I should go over the entire schedule before making updates. FSU-Clemson has been moved to TSN3.

Saturday Afternoon

USCanada
#19 Colorado at #10 Oregon3:30
Boston College at Louisville3:30
FAU at Illinois3:30
Louisiana Tech at Nebraska3:30
#15 Ole Miss at #13 Alabama3:30
#18 Duke at UConn3:30
BYU at Kansas3:30
Ohio at Bowling Green3:30
#20 Miami at Temple3:30
#22 UCLA at #11 Utah3:30
Maryland at Michigan State3:30
Rice at USF4:00
UTSA at #23 Tennessee4:00

Business seriously picks up here. The best timeslot of the season so far and it’s not even close. Three games between ranked teams at one time doesn’t happen very often so savour it. Plus there is UTSA-UT and BYU-KU that should be added to the games to watch category. I wonder how far I can stretch it this week.

UPDATE #3: You can now also see Colorado-Oregon on TSN3.

Saturday Primetime

USCanada
Georgia Tech at Wake Forest6:30
Appalachian State at Wyoming7:00
Arkansas at #12 LSU7:00
#14 Oregon State at #21 Washington State7:00
Arizona at Stanford7:00
#3 Texas at Baylor7:30
Minnesota at Northwestern7:30
Akron at Indiana7:30
#24 Iowa at #7 Penn State7:30
UAB at #1 Georgia7:30
Memphis at Missouri7:30
#6 Ohio State at #9 Notre Dame7:30
Mississippi State at South Carolina7:30
#17 North Carolina at Pittsburgh8:00

Sweet God Damn Jesus! Three more games in this timeslot between ranked teams. Maybe this is the best timeslot. Either way, we are getting a hell of a day of college football. If you feel like also showing another game on one of your other screens, consider Appalachian State-Wyoming for the possible sheer insanity.

Saturday Late Night

USCanada
Kent State at Fresno State10:30
California at #8 Washington10:30
#5 USC at Arizona State10:30

Another FOX quadrupleheader. Good stuff. Will it be close? Highly doubtful. Same with the other Pac-12 After Dark matchup in Seattle. Actually, to be honest, all three games shouldn’t be that close. Not gonna lie.

(An expanded) Hey, Watch This!

Ohio State at Notre Dame (7:30, NBC) – So many good games but I am putting this game at the top and the rest of this section can fight to be 2A, 2B, 2C, etc. This really is a prove-it game for both squads. Neither team has been tested yet so let’s see how Sam Hartman and Kyle McCord do against much better defenses. Don’t be surprised if this ends up being a bit of a defensive struggle, regardless of the wealth of talent both offenses possess.

Ole Miss at Alabama (3:30, CBS) – This could end up being the most exciting game of the week just for the fact that Ole Miss and Bama have played a couple of great ones in recent history and they are so closely ranked. Bama doesn’t feel like Bama. Ole Miss, on the other hand, feels exactly like Ole Miss. Which could spell a lot of trouble for the Tide if the Rebels can pile the points on because I don’t think Alabama has the offense to compete that way.

Colorado at Oregon (3:30, ABC) – In terms of most viewers, this game is going to give the rest a run for their money for sure. Oregon has a hi-octane offense and we’ve seen that Colorado can score points in bunches. Definitely take the over. And if the Buffaloes win this one, watch out since they would have to be considered a dark horse contender for at least the Pac-12 Championship game and the New Year’s Six.

Iowa at Penn State (7:30, CBS) – First time ever for the B1G on CBS to appear on this list. Huge Whiteout game so already the Nittany Lions have an advantage. Honestly, I can’t see Brian Ferentz’s offense putting up that many points against PSU but I guess stranger things have happened.

Oregon State at Washington State (7:00, FOX) – That’s right…it’s the Pac-2 Championship on FOX! Kind of wish who was announcing the game (probably Tim Brando) would start with that. The two remaining Pac-12 schools face off with both undefeated, both ranked and the winner staying in the hunt in a crazy final Pac-12 season.

UCLA at Utah (3:30, FOX) – No specialty pack. All network games. Like the good ol’ days. Kind of. Anyway, it could be argued that this is the “worst” of the six games on this list. It’s why I put it last. But these are two teams that are still serious Pac-12 contenders and are one of eight undefeated conference teams at the moment. Something has to give and I feel this is going to be the start of another season where the Pac-12 teams beat up on each other and no team comes out unscathed. Sucks for the conference but until a team gets to like 6-0 or 7-0 I won’t believe one can make it out alive, so to speak.

Sickos Game of the Week

Akron at Indiana (7:30, specialty pack) – This probably won’t end up on BTN for anyone since they have Minnesota-Northwestern on at the same time. You know it’s bad when a game featuring Northwestern is light years better than the other game. I could honestly see Akron winning here. Look, you have much better choices so don’t punish yourselves by even looking for this game.

Hubba Bubba Blowout of the Week

USC at Arizona State (10:30, FOX) – UAB-UGA would have been the easy, albeit lazy, choice. This one could end up being a lot worse since I can’t see the Trojans letting up on the Sun Devils like Georgia will probably eventually do with UAB. Forks Down.

Wanna Bet?

Interesting week last week for the Bossman. Some good picks that I didn’t follow through on (Florida to cover but not beat Tennessee) and some I absolutely regret (UConn over FIU). Anyway, maybe I will think a little harder before making these picks and not just ALRIGHT HERE WE GO!!!!!!

Boise State (-7) over San Diego State

Troy (-3.5) over WKU

Auburn (+7.5) over Texas A&M (but the Aggies to pull it out)

Temple (+23.5) over Miami (the U will win by about 10)

Duke (-21.5) over UConn

Utah (-4.5) over UCLA

Colorado (+21) over Oregon (but I do have the Ducks winning a fairly close affair)

Ole Miss (+6.5) over Alabama (Bama survives by a field goal)

Tennessee (-21) over UTSA

Wake Forest (-4) over Georgia Tech

Oregon State (-3) over Washington State

Notre Dame (+3) over Ohio State (with the big win)

Iowa (+15) over Penn State (PSU wins in the final minute)

Last I checked, everything is up except for that fact that most of the schedules I look at have FAU-Illinois going to the specialty pack rather than LaTech-Nebraska. I’ll have to watch for that on Saturday.

Look, it could end up being an all-timer of a college football weekend. Let’s hope so. Enjoy the games everyone!