Footballgasm 2019 has arrived! There is so much god damn football between American Thanksgiving and the end of the weekend. I freakin’ love it! Pretty damn sweet if you ask me. I wish Canadians would do this as well but I can’t see them corresponding Thanksgiving with football unless it’s like two CFL games. Definitely no college football that is for sure.
The schedule will be done in the annual Thanksgiving Footballgasm style. Every game is not important but everything gets its own section. Yeah. I know. Crazy, right? And if you don’t remember, first logo is the American network and the second logo is where you can see the game in Canada. You should know that by now though. Let’s get started!
Thursday
Ole Miss at Mississippi State |
7:30 PM |
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Ole Miss will not be going bowling this year again but this time it’s because of their record, not being under some sort of sanctions. The Bulldogs, on the other hand, need this Egg Bowl win to be bowl-eligible. A Rebels win would make the season a success for many Rebels fans.
Friday
#24 Virginia Tech at Virginia |
Noon |
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Winner of the Commonwealth Cup gets their opportunity at the ACC Goliath, Clemson. There’s also a decent chance that the winner here will get the Orange Bowl slot no matter what happens in the ACC Championship.
Texas Tech at Texas |
Noon |
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Big game here…haha, just kidding. This means absolutely nothing as Texas is bowl-eligible and Texas Tech can’t qualify for the postseason. Poor choice by FOX but I have a feeling they were very limited here. You have to wonder about Tom Herman’s future in Austin after this season that is a huge disappointment.
Miami-OH at Ball State |
Noon |
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Ball State is playing for pride since the best they can do is go 5-7. Miami-OH clinched the MAC East last week so they are just looking for momentum in this one going into the MAC Championship.
Toledo at Central Michigan |
Noon |
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A Central Michigan win here clinches the MAC West crown A loss and Western Michigan will represent the MAC West in Detroit despite their loss earlier this week to Northern Illinois.
#17 Iowa at Nebraska |
2:30 PM |
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This game means everything for the Huskers as a win has them bowl-eligible. They will have a tough time here at Faux Farmageddon against a tough Hawkeyes team who really doesn’t have a shot at the New Year’s Six despite sitting at #17 in the CFP Rankings.
Missouri at Arkansas |
2:30 PM |
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So after posting the bowl projections I find out that the NCAA upheld Missouri’s postseason ban. So this means 1) I have to change my bowl projections and 2) this game means nothing. Who knows what will happen with Barry Odom after the season but I can pretty much guarantee that he won’t get the Bret Bielema treatment that Bielema got two years ago after this very same game.
#19 Cincinnati at #18 Memphis |
3:30 PM |
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Game of the year for the Group of Five. The winner here is way out in front for the Cotton Bowl bid. Also if the Tigers win, they clinch the AAC West title aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand a rematch with Cincinnati back in Memphis. A Cincinnati win here, coupled with a Navy win over Houston and the Middies complete their incredible comeback from last year’s disastrous season and will head to Cincy for the AAC Championship although probably not a Cotton Bowl bid (although they still have a chance if a few other things happen). If it’s anything like a couple of the important American Conference games of the past few years, it should be a wild one.
#20 Boise State at Colorado State |
3:30 PM |
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Boise State is hoping that the winner of the previous game will end up losing the conference championship game as that would leave the Broncos as, probably, the team going to the Cotton Bowl. That’s if they can get by Colorado State who will not be going bowling this year but at least improved on last season.
Washington State at Washington |
4:00 PM |
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For the first time in a long time, this game means nothing. Both teams sit at 6-5, are going bowling, and have no chance in the Pac-12 North. FOX is 0-for-2 today with their selections.
West Virginia at TCU |
4:15 PM |
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TCU needs this one as they are at five wins. The Mountaineers are at four so will be home for the holidays. So it really is all about the Horned Frogs and if they can slip into bowl season.
UCF at USF |
8:00 PM |
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In the past this had been one of the games of the weekend. This year, instead, we get a game that has no bearing on anything. UCF is going bowling; USF is not. Charlie Strong might be out as Bulls head coach after this one so that will be discussed a mere ten thousand times during the telecast. This is part of the doubleheader on TSN2 on Black Friday which constitutes the only games on TSN on Black Friday.
Saturday Early
#4 Georgia at Georgia Tech |
Noon |
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This tends to be the issue with this weekend of college football. Games that have very little stakes end up on big-time networks like ABC or FOX or ESPN because of contracts with the conferences. My guess is this is the case here. Georgia needs to win but probably will anyway but their spot in the College Football Playoff hinges more on the SEC Championship game against LSU. Also, with The Game at Noon as well, no point in putting a huge matchup here on ABC.
#1 Ohio State at #13 Michigan |
Noon |
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This is a massive game (as it has been recently) with a lot of different scenarios in play. An Ohio State win almost guarantees that they would be in the CFP no matter what happens in the Big Ten Championship. It also makes it so TTUN has no chance of being in the NY6. A Wolverine win may put Michigan into the New Year’s Six and may knock the Buckeyes down to the NY6. tOSU has won the Big Ten East already so they may still end up in the CFP even with a loss here. So much riding on this game. This is arguably FOX’s Game of the Year and, of course, in the Noon timeslot. I am surprised College Gameday hasn’t started already although since it’s in Minneapolis they will probably just do the normal three hours.
Indiana at Purdue |
Noon |
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This game means nothing except that it’s for the Old Oaken Bucket. Purdue is out, Indiana is in. INdiana if you will. Otherwise there’s no other stakes here.
#3 Clemson at South Carolina |
Noon |
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TSN with a really weak schedule considering what they have done in the previous few years. This sucks for people that don’t have the specialty pack. South Carolina is strictly playing for pride here. They beat Clemson here and they have state supremacy and make it so Clemson has no chance at the College Football Playoff. Clemson has to win out no matter what.
FIU at Marshall |
Noon |
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Both of these teams are bowl-eligible but will not go to the conference championship game. There are better options at this timeslot unless this game is close late.
Tulsa at East Carolina |
Noon |
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Sweet Jesus. Both teams are home for the holidays. I wouldn’t bother. I mean I will end up somehow watching at least three minutes of it but I don’t recommend it to anyone.
Louisville at Kentucky |
Noon |
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Again, another game that means very little except state pride. Nice to see the Cards playing well again as Scott Satterfield has to be considered a Coach of the Year candidate.
Northwestern at Illinois |
Noon |
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How the tables have turned. This time around it’s the Illini that are bowl-eligible and the Wildcats who are out of the fun. I wonder if Pat Fitzgerald is now on the hot seat in Evanston, a sentence I didn’t think I would ever say.
Wake Forest at Syracuse |
12:30 PM |
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Wake needs the win here to have any chance of getting into the New Year’s Six in the Orange Bowl spot. Syracuse was a massive disappointment and are not bowling this season. Don’t see this game up yet but it should show up on the specialty pack soon enough.
Saturday Afternoon
UConn at Temple |
3:00 PM |
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Good God really? Temple is in, UConn is most definitely not. Look elsewhere.
#12 Wisconsin at #8 Minnesota |
3:30 PM |
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This is for the Big Ten West. College Gameday is in Minneapolis. This really is the biggest game in Minnesota Golden Gophers history (unless they win and it will be next week’s game). The loser of this game is probably eliminated from the New Year’s Six as well. Minny needs this for any shot at the College Football Playoff.
#5 Alabama at #15 Auburn |
3:30 PM |
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I kind of hope the Tigers can keep things close here just so CBS has a good game to air. Auburn winning means they have a good chance at the New Year’s Six. A Bama win has to be convincing since it is their last game before whatever bowl they go to. It’s their only chance (other than chaos above them) at the CFP.
Miami at Duke |
3:30 PM |
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Man a lot of these games mean nothing. This is another one. Unless there is another eight-lateral-kickoff-return-touchdown at the end, this may not be your best option.
#9 Baylor at Kansas |
3:30 PM |
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Baylor’s last regular season game and a must-win to keep their slim College Football Playoff hopes alive. Kansas, despite improvement, is not bowl-eligible.
Rutgers at #10 Penn State |
3:30 PM |
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A Penn State win here probably clinches a bid to either the Rose Bowl or Orange Bowl. Rutgers is Rutgers.
Boston College at Pittsburgh |
3:30 PM |
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Hey a game that actually means something, at least for one team. The Eagles need a win or else they do not play in a bowl game and it might be the end of Steve Addazio in Chestnut Hill. Pitt has nothing to play for and at least they aren’t going to the ACC Championship somehow.
Maryland at Michigan State |
3:30 PM |
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For the first time in a long time, the Spartans are fighting for their bowl lives on the final weekend of the season. Maryland, who was in the Top 25 at one point this season, will finish 3-9 with a loss.
Southern Miss at Florida Atlantic |
3:30 PM |
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The Conference USA West Division title hinges quite a bit on this game (but not all of it). FAU is already going to the Conference USA Championship for the second time in three seasons. But Southern Miss has to win this and hope Louisiana Tech loses. If that happens, they will replay this game the following weekend. If they lose, LaTech and UAB both have a chance to win the division title where the tiebreaker is probably a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Tulane at SMU |
4:00 PM |
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Both teams here are bowl-eligible. SMU, despite their breakout season, will not be going to the AAC Championship. Neither will Tulane obviously as improvement is slow-going in New Orleans.
#16 Notre Dame at Stanford |
4:00 PM |
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Do the Irish have a chance to go to the New Year’s Six? Yes but it’s slim. A huge win over Stanford here would help. The Cardinal are home for bowl season for the first time in quite a few years. Actually it has never happened under David Shaw and it was way back during Jim Harbaugh’s second season on The Farm.
Vanderbilt at Tennessee |
4:00 PM |
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Tennessee could end up 7-5. That feels wrong. But they have done well under Jeremy Pruitt and they may have finally found their way back up to the top of the SEC East. Vandy will have to make a decision on Derek Mason after the season is over.
Oregon State at #14 Oregon |
4:00 PM |
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The Civil War! On Pac-12 Network. Alright then. The Beavs have to be heartbroken after last Saturday’s loss to Washington State. But they can make up for it with a win here that would make them bowl-eligible and they would do it against their state rival. Oregon doesn’t need a win here, per se, but it would basically guarantee them the Rose Bowl spot.
Saturday Primetime & Late Night
North Carolina at NC State |
7:00 PM |
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This game means everything to the Tar Heels. Win and they are going bowling which is a huge turnaround from the last two years of Larry Fedora’s term as head coach. Mack Brown has done wonders with the program and infused it with a sense of confidence not seen in a long time. The Wolfpack will try to play spoiler as they have seriously disappointed this year and will not be going to a bowl game.
Texas A&M at #2 LSU |
7:00 PM |
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Chances are LSU romps in this one. No way it will be the 74-72 slugfest of last year and not only because the overtime rules have changed. Who am I kidding, there’s always a chance. But it’s a very slim one as the Aggie defense has to stop the potent LSU offense in what will probably end up being a tune-up for the Tigers on their way to Atlanta for the SEC Championship.
Navy at Houston |
7:00 PM |
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This could be massive…if Memphis loses to Cincinnati on Black Friday. Otherwise it means nothing has Navy and Houston are going in opposite directions this season.
#23 Iowa State at Kansas State |
7:00 PM |
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Two 7-4 teams playing in weather that will be frigid at best. There’s a chance for footbaw weather and if that’s the case would probably be a fun watch.
ULM at Louisiana |
7:30 PM |
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The one time Louisiana gets a primetime national spot and it’s for a game that means little. They have clinched the Sun Belt West division and will meet Appalachian State in the Sun Belt Championship. For ULM it’s a big deal since a win means bowl eligibility as they continue to improve under Matt Viator.
Florida State at #11 Florida |
7:30 PM |
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Wow. If you had told me that Florida State and Florida would end up on the SEC Network on the final weekend of the season I would have thought you were trying to troll the fans of those two schools. But here we are. Game means little except for pride and perhaps the final push for Odell Haggins to keep the head coaching position on a permanent basis.
Colorado at #6 Utah |
7:30 PM |
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Colorado must win this game to become bowl-eligible. Of all games, this one. Up against Utah who has dreams of the College Football Playoff dancing in their heads. Can’t see a bump up from #6 unless something happens above them (or the Utes throttle the Buffs) so really it all comes down to next Friday night’s Pac-12 Championship game. Win that and, in my opinion, they have to garner serious consideration for the Top 4. No guarantees though.
#7 Oklahoma at #21 Oklahoma State |
8:00 PM |
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FOX has done a lot better with their games today than on Black Friday that is for sure. The Sooners need this win badly if they want to have any chance at the College Football Playoff. Hell, a loss here even hurts their New Year’s Six chances so a lot on the line here for them. For the Pokes, it’s spoilin’ time.
BYU at San Diego State |
9:00 PM |
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So for like the fourth straight year, CBS Sports Network shows college basketball after their afternoon game and then goes to this odd timeslot in the evening. And they have always been unlucky with it as everyone of those games have been unimportant. This one is no different as both teams are bowling anyway with the Cougs already slotted into the Hawaii Bowl.
Arizona at Arizona State |
10:00 PM |
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Usually the Territorial Cup has something to it other than bragging rights. Like a broken record, I will reiterate that this game is really not that important in the grand scheme of things.
Fresno State at San Jose State |
10:30 PM |
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Both teams are not going bowling so not much in terms of stakes here. Not that people have other great options so if it’s close it will get some eyeballs.
California at UCLA |
10:30 PM |
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Man I know the end of this day is usually a mild ending but this is ridiculous. There’s like no games that mean anything but I guess it does allow people to get to bed after all that football they have watched.
Army at Hawaii |
12:30 AM |
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Uh, check the starting time. 12:30 in the morning. AFTER midnight! Wow. If you stay up and watch this you are a true college football fan. I’ll see if my body can handle doing this since that means being up until almost 4 in the morning.
Some gambling fun and games
No point in having the Games of the Week section since I went through every game that could be televised above. With the amount of games that do have stakes this post would be so ridiculously long, even longer than my last post that was long on purpose. I called the Navy win over SMU last week which I am proud of but goofed on the Texas over Baylor pick. Hey, you can’t win em all right? This is a special few days so you get more picks from the Bossman. Here we go.
Mississippi State over Ole Miss
Virginia over Virginia Tech
Toledo over Central Michigan
Nebraska over Iowa (upset!)
Memphis over Cincinnati
Boise State over Colorado State
TCU over West Virginia
Georgia over Georgia Tech
Michigan over Ohio State (yes, I am going out on a massive limb here)
Clemson over South Carolina
Wake Forest over Syracuse
Wisconsin over Minnesota
Alabama over Auburn
Baylor over Kansas
Penn State over Rutgers
Pittsburgh over Boston College
Michigan State over Maryland
Florida Atlantic over Southern Miss
Notre Dame over Stanford
Oregon over Oregon State
NC State over North Carolina
LSU over Texas A&M
Navy over Houston
Louisiana over ULM
Utah over Colorado
Oklahoma over Oklahoma State
Army over Hawaii
Plan your days accordingly. Otherwise you will get nothing done. In the end though…FOOTBAW!
NFL Turkey Day games are here as well! Here are your details of these three games today:
- Chicago at Detroit (12:30, FOX, CTV2, TSN4/5)
- Buffalo at Dallas (4:00, CBS, CTV2, TSN4/5)
- New Orleans at Atlanta (8:00, NBC, CTV2, TSN4/5)
I am so damn excited for all this football. Hope you are too. Enjoy the games everyone!