That was a nice appetizer. Now the real fun begins! Your Week 1 College Football TV Schedule

Alright, we fucking made it! Well, we mostly made it last week. The appetizer. The scallops if you like watching Hell’s Kitchen. But this is the main course coming up. The true start of the season for the rest of college football. I still agree with some people that either Week Zero has to be bulked up a bit to give it some extra oomph to start the season or just start calling it Week One since Week Zero is honestly a dumb name. Well, if I was college football commissioner…

…ha ha like they’d give that title to a Canadian. That would be blasphemy, especially in the states on the southern end of the spectrum, geographically (and educationally) speaking.

OK enough is enough! It’s schedule time. I have to get back into posting mode and what a way to do it than to wade in the shallow end a bit last week and then plunge off a dock 200 metres out into a deep lake this week. What could go wrong?

Thursday

USCanada
Elon at Wake Forest7:00
NC State at UConn7:30
Florida at #14 Utah8:00
Nebraska at Minnesota8:00
South Dakota at Missouri8:00
Southern Utah at Arizona State10:00

We get right into two fairly big games on the first Thursday of the college football season. Matt Rhule gets to start proving he can turn around any college football team as his Huskers travel to Minneapolis and the question about Cam Rising and Brant Kuithe playing might be answered by the morning of the game but who knows with Kyle Whittingham. I am sure gamblers would be pissed if they had to wait until just before gametime. TSN also starts their season with the UF-Utah game.

UPDATE: Cam Rising has been ruled out for the UF-Utah game.

Friday

USCanada
Miami-OH at Miami7:00
Louisville at Georgia Tech7:30
Stanford at Hawaii11:00

Hate to say it but the game of the night might end up being The Battle for Miami between the Miami of Ohio and the Miami of Florida. That is unless Mario Cristobal has truly turned the Canes around. Then it might be a bloodbath. UL-GT might end up being good but you never know which Louisville team you are going to get. Finally…it’s Hawaii Test time! Starting just an hour before midnight? Oh baby, bring it on!

By the way, UL-GT will start on TSN5 joined in progress after the NWSL game is complete, which should be around 10:00.

Saturday Early

USCanada
#12 Tennessee vs. Virginia (in Nashville)Noon
Northern Illinois at Boston CollegeNoon
Fresno State at PurdueNoon
Bowling Green at LibertyNoon
Arkansas State at #20 OklahomaNoon
Louisiana Tech at SMUNoon
Colorado at #17 TCUNoon
Ball State at KentuckyNoon

The first true remote control portion of the season. My remote control is going to hate me. Well, hate me more. It already hates me I’m sure. We shall see how Neon Deion does in Colorado’s opener in TCU. I mean, hell, if you looked at the ads for the game, you would have figured TCU was an FCS team with how little they were shown. FSU-PU should be a fairly interesting game and a good potential for a win by the Group of Five over the Power Five. Also, UVA returns to the field for the first time since the horrific tragedy late last season where three of their players were gunned down during a school excursion.

Saturday Afternoon

USCanada
Portland State at #15 Oregon3:00
Boise State at #10 Washington3:30
Wofford at Pittsburgh3:30
Towson at Maryland3:30
#3 Ohio State at Indiana3:30
USF at WKU3:30
UMass at Auburn3:30
Rice at #11 Texas3:30
Tennessee State at #13 Notre Dame3:30
California at North Texas4:00
SE Louisiana at Mississippi State4:00

I guess you could say things get slightly better here. Boise-Washington could end up being very important when it comes to the New Year’s Six. By the way, the new clock rules started this past weekend. The ones where the clock doesn’t stop on first down until the final two minutes of the first and second halves. A little more extreme than my suggestion of doing it for the first and third quarters but I digress. Anyway, it seems like the amount of time saved during the game was equal to the amount of commercials added on. I’ll admit it: didn’t see that one coming. Especially since baseball broadcasts are shorter with their pitch clock. Either way, to the people who said this is what ruins the game, I am sure you are the same people who thought playing freshmen and NIL were horrible things as well. Also, to the people who did the whole “I told you so” thing…unless you have the receipts you can shove that shit up your ass.

“I told you so!”

“When?”

“Uh…”

Yeah that’s right, go fuck yourself.

Saturday Primetime

USCanada
Nevada at #6 USC6:30
Washington State at Colorado State7:00
New Mexico at #23 Texas A&M7:00
Army at ULM7:00
South Carolina vs. #21 North Carolina (in Charlotte)7:30
Toledo at Illinois7:30
Texas Tech at Wyoming7:30
West Virginia at #7 Penn State7:30
Middle Tennessee at #4 Alabama7:30
Old Dominion at Virginia Tech8:00
South Alabama at #24 Tulane8:00

This primetime schedule looks a fair amount different than most of the primetime schedules in the past. Big Ten on NBC! Mountain West on CBS! I’m sure we will get used to it very quickly. Well, maybe not the Mountain West on CBS since they only have a few games on the main network. USA-Tulane is a massive Group of Five match and the winner gets a quick leg up on the competition for that one spot in a New Year’s Six bowl game. SC-NC should be good and I hope it’s a good crowd for a neutral site since I usually don’t like college neutral site games. Finally, Wazzu and CSU meet in what could end up being a conference game starting next season.

Saturday Late Night

USCanada
Northern Arizona at Arizona10:00
Idaho State at San Diego State10:30
Coastal Carolina at UCLA10:30

After the Hawaii Test the night before, I should be ready to tackle this set of late night games. Then again, I will be ten hours in once the NAU-U of A game starts so we shall see how I am at that point. Almost feels like I’m training for this which is absurd but I’m sure some people do it (how I don’t know). UCLA is on upset alert with the Chants coming into the Rose Bowl. A win there and the Sun Belt could look like the Group of Five conference to beat going forward.

Sunday

USCanada
Northwestern at RutgersNoon
Jackson State vs. Florida A&M (in Miami)3:00
#18 Oregon State at San Jose State3:30
#5 LSU vs. #8 Florida State (in Orlando)7:30

Sunday CBS doubleheader? Sunday CBS doubleheader! That’s right, two games on CBS on Sunday including Northwestern playing their first game after all the ridiculousness about the team came out a month or so ago. And yes, I will watch that game. But the game of the day, week, and one of the games of the year goes Sunday night. Winner probably puts themselves immediately into the national title picture while the loser, while not eliminated, has to pretty much run the table the rest of the way to get a shot. High stakes in the happiest place on Earth (if you don’t live anywhere near Scandinavia).

Monday

USCanada
#9 Clemson at Duke8:00

There are quite a few people who are putting Clemson on Upset Alert for this one. Really? I mean I can’t see it happening but man would it be a crazy way to start the season.

Hey, Watch This!

LSU vs. Florida State (in Orlando) (Sunday, 7:30, ABC) – Easily the game to watch for Week 1 and an early candidate for Game of the Year if it’s anything like last year’s game. Even casual college football fans should be geared up for this one. As I said above, the winner is instantly in the national title picture, the loser will have some work to do.

South Carolina vs. North Carolina (in Charlotte) (7:30, ABC/TSN2) – Neutral site games are ruling the day as the battle for which Carolina is better (that’s a pretty wordy name for a rivalry game) happens in Charlotte in primetime (said that in my head in Chris Berman’s voice) on ABC (and TSN2). Should be quite the intriguing game and I’d be shocked if it wasn’t a packed house for this one. Because if it isn’t, those two fanbases should be ashamed of themselves.

Boise State at Washington (3:30, ABC/TSN2) – The return of the Chris Petersen Bowl. Many have the Huskies and Michael Penix Jr. doing big things this season. I just have this funny feeling that the schedule will be too daunting for them to motor through. And that includes this game right here against a Broncos team that wants to get back to the New Year’s Six badly and believes they have their best shot in a long time after the American Conference exodus of their three best programs.

South Alabama at Tulane (8:00, specialty pack) – This is a big mega Group of Five matchup right here. Two of the favourites going toe-to-toe with the winner getting to the front of the G-5 pack right off the hop. Kind of wish it got a better network assignment considering the not-so-great Week 1 schedule but hey, at least we can see the game up here, right?

Sickos Game of the Week

Old Dominion at Virginia Tech (8:00, specialty pack) – Like last year, I will also pick a game that you would have to be a complete Sicko to watch the entirety of. I think I might qualify and if this was a standalone game then God damn it I would watch the whole fucking thing. The criteria are as follows:

  • The game must be not good on paper. Preferably horrifically bad on paper.
  • The game must be shown here in Canada in some form (no IPTV or illegal streams allowed in this section).

Yeah that’s it. Two criteria. That’s all.

Anyway, this is the pick for Week One because holy shit this could be all kinds of awful. I’m not going to go into too much depth on this one because it frankly doesn’t deserve it. Now watch it end up being a thrilling game.

Also, I am going with the term Sickos this season. Every true college football fan knows what a Sicko is and if you don’t, follow Sickos Committee on Twitter or X or whatever the fuck Elon is calling it these days. One of the best accounts on Twitter bar none. Or X. Or…something even worse.

Wanna Bet?

Now we really get into the gambling and things. And yes, I am picking against the spread since picking games straight up doesn’t make me look bad enough!

Nebraska (+7) over Minnesota (with the Gophers wininng a close one)

Florida (+4.5) over Utah (and the outright win for a mini-upset!)

Miami (-16.5) over Miami-OH

Stanford (-3.5) over Hawaii

Ball State (+26) over Kentucky (with the Cats winning relatively easily)

Virginia (+28) over Tennessee (Vols win by about three touchdowns)

Indiana (+30) over Ohio State (tOSU wins easy but a bit of a sloppy start to the season for the Buckeyes)

Washington (-14) over Boise State

Texas (-35) over Rice (why does Rice play Texas?)

South Carolina (+2.5) over North Carolina (and the outright win)

Tulane (-6.5) over South Alabama

Oregon State (-16.5) over San Jose State

Florida State (+2.5) over LSU (and the big opening night win)

Five straight days of college football coming up, people! Hopefully I am ready for it. Takes a lot of stamina to watch that much football. As far as I can tell, everything is set on the specialty packs although I did notice one schedule I look at having no ESPN games for Rogers but all the others were listed. Werid. I’m sure the ESPN games will be there for all you subscribers. I wil be on the X machine (@TheBauceman) most of the time games are on so you can check me out there if you are still OK with what that site has become. Without Tweetdeck it is infinitely shittier but I make due.

We made it. Time for you to be a crazy Canadian college football fan. I know I am. Have a great rest of your week everyone.

WE! ARE! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have made it everyone. Our long ordeal is over. College football has returned! Sure, we’ve had the XFL and then the USFL and the CFL started their season and the NFL has their preseason going but this….THIS is the real fucking deal my friends. College football begins…

…with Week Zero. Now, I know Week Zero rarely has huge games anymore. Gone are the Kickoff and Pigskin Classics of yesteryear and the odd huge matchup that somehow gets moved to August. But it’s college football.

Will I get excited for Navy and Notre Dame way over in Dublin? I sure will.

Will I have my eyes glued to UMass-New Mexico State that has somehow made it to ESPN? Of course!

Will I watch with anticipation as Hawaii starts their season in Nashville against Vanderbilt in what looks like a stadium that is only 75% built? You god damn right I will be.

Hell, I may even try to figure out how to watch San Jose State face off against USC…you know the game with possibly the best team this coming weekend that has ended up on, you guessed it, Frank Stallone the Pac-12 Network. No wonder that conference is pretty much dead.

So let’s get to the schedule. You know the drill; the SP logo means it will appear on the specialty pack and as far as I know, Week Zero almost never has games on the specialty packs because why would they? That would make too much sense. I just don’t get it sometimes. However, they did last year so I will keep you updated on whether they come to their senses again or revert to the way they used to be.

Saturday Afternoon

USCanada
Navy vs. Notre Dame (in Dublin, Ireland)2:30 PM
North Alabama vs. Mercer (in Montgomery)3:30 PM
UTEP at Jacksonville State5:30 PM

Look, after what Northwestern went through last season (let’s not even begin to discuss what’s gone on there the last couple months), both the Middies and the Irish might want to be a bit cautious about winning the opening game being held in the football hotbed of Dublin, Ireland. We also have the FBS debut of another team of Gamecocks: these ones from Jacksonville State with their head coach, RichRod!

UPDATE #2: The specialty packs are starting to be updated as now UNA-Mercer is appearing there for Bell Fibe and Satellite. No word about Rogers but I assume by the end of the day it should be appearing there.

Saturday Primetime

USCanada
UMass at New Mexico State7:00 PM
Jackson State vs. South Carolina State (in Atlanta)7:30 PM
Hawaii at Vanderbilt7:30 PM
FIU at Louisiana Tech9:00 PM

For the first time ever (as far as I know), ABC will be showing an FCS game in primetime. Jackson State doesn’t have Deion Sanders or most of the talented JSU teams of the past couple seasons there but I’m sure it will still be a fun game to watch. Also, you can watch the final game of the night because there will be nothing else on (football-wise).

There are a few other games on this day. Nothing major but five other games won’t be available to Canadians with three of those normally being specialty pack options. I’ll say it again: it’s why I’ve gone the IPTV route. Even if the functionality is different, the options on what to watch are way higher than what you can get on Canadian cable or satellite and that will never change. I hate relying on the specialty packs just because they can be a bit unpredictable. What they are supposed to show doesn’t always end up happening which can be very frustrating.

UPDATE: Reader Mike has informed me that the UH-Vandy and UMass-NMSU is now appearing on the Bell Satellite specialty pack. I looked just now and saw that Bell Fibe has also updated their listings and those two games will appear there as well. Good.

UPDATE #3: According to reader Gordo, Cogeco has their specialty pack up. This should mean that Eastlink and Rogers have theirs up as well since they are pretty much connected at the hip. If it’s otherwise I will try and let you all know.

UPDATE #4: Reader Mike D reminded me that the Pac-12 Network can actually be seen up here in Canada on YouTube through their international feed. Which means we have more access to that network than most of America. Again, I will be checking this during the evening and will let you know either way.

UPDATE #5: Reader Hot Tub Matt Leinart (great name by the way) mentioned TSN+. This isn’t a new thing but they have been showing a lot more of, well, everything this year. And that should include college football. UNA-Mercer, UMass-NMSU, UH-Vandy and SCSU-JSU will all be appearing on TSN+ today for those who subscribe to the service.

UPDATE #6: Pac-12 Network International does indeed work on YouTube for Canadians. At first I thought it wasn’t working but then I remembered to turn my VPN off that was set to the United States. Stupid Bossman. So yeah, if you want to watch probably the best team playing today, head to YouTube.

Again, it’s Week Zero so I won’t be doing the games to watch section this week. There aren’t any huge games, despite what fans of any of these schools would say. Also, let’s be honest…if you can watch New Mexico State, in primetime, on ESPN, it’s already a bit of a crazy day.

Wanna Bet?

Might as well do some bets for this week, right? And yes, they will be AGAINST THE SPREAD!

San Diego State (-3) over Ohio

FIU (+10.5) over Louisiana Tech (LaTech wins a close one)

Jacksonville State (-1.5) over UTEP (small upset special?)

New Mexico State (-7.5) over UMass

Notre Dame (-20.5) over Navy

Hawaii (+17) over Vanderbilt (with Vandy winning by about 10)

USC (-30.5) over San Jose State (this could get ugly)

We are almost there. A few days to go. My schedule is cleared to watch football all fucking day. I hope the rest of my Saturdays are like that but I know that’s a pipe dream and will never happen. But you got to have hope, right? I am looking forward to another season of college football and I am sure you are too. Good to be back. Have a great week everyone and enjoy the games!

ALL. THE. SCHEDULES!!!!

OK not all the schedules but quite a few. I mean there’s some I may not even take a guess at.

Just like last year I am going to put all my schedule predictions in one long-ass post. So wait until you have to take an absolute monster of a shit before taking this one into the bathroom to read. Let’s go!

This is a crazy transition year for CBS. Out with the old (SEC) and in with the new (Big Ten). A few sprinkles (Mountain West) and you have a brand new college football sundae. Sorry fans, Gary Danielson, as far as I can tell, is still around. Worst part is we have heard him be one of the best analysts in the business. More often than not, though, he goes off on some stupid tangent that ends up with him declaring he has a college football boner for Bama.

As is the norm, I will let you know which games are confirmed. The ones that are not…well, some of them will be right because it makes sense and the rest will be not right because one or both of the teams I predicted to play at that time or not nearly as good as I thought they would be and/or I’m an idiot. So let’s start this bizarrely stupid puzzle and follow it with some It Just Means More Sweet Tea Analysis (which may or may not contain grits):

September 2ndOhio State at Indiana3:30 PM
September 2ndTexas Tech at Wyoming7:30 PM
September 3rdNorthwestern at RutgersNoon
September 3rdOregon State at San Jose State3:30 PM
September 9thUNLV at Michigan3:30 PM
September 9thUCLA at San Diego State7:30 PM
September 16thSouth Carolina at Georgia3:30 PM
September 23rdOle Miss at Alabama3:30 PM
September 23rdIowa at Penn State7:30 PM
September 30thAlabama at Mississippi State3:30 PM
October 7thKentucky at Georgia3:30 PM
October 14thArkansas at AlabamaNoon
October 14thAuburn at LSU3:30 PM
October 21stAir Force at NavyNoon
October 21stTennessee at Alabama3:30 PM
October 28thPurdue at NebraskaNoon
October 28thFlorida vs. Georgia (in Jacksonville)3:30 PM
November 4thPenn State at MarylandNoon
November 4thKentucky at Mississippi State3:30 PM
November 4thLSU at Alabama8:00 PM
November 11thOle Miss at Georgia3:30 PM
November 11thRutgers at Iowa7:30 PM
November 18thMinnesota at Ohio StateNoon
November 18thGeorgia at Tennessee3:30 PM
November 24thIowa at NebraskaNoon
November 24thMissouri at Arkansas4:00 PM
November 24thSan Jose State at UNLV7:30 PM
November 25thAlabama at Auburn3:30 PM
December 2ndSEC Championship4:00 PM
December 9thArmy vs. Navy (in Foxborough)3:00 PM
December 29thSun Bowl2:00 PM

It Just Means More (Games other than the SEC on CBS) Analysis:

  • I feel like I shouldn’t have to remind you but in all these tables, a game in bold means it has been confirmed. Not bold? Bossman used his dumb brain to try and figure it out.
  • The appearance list will look a bit different this time as it will have a few conferences involved so let’s start with the SEC appearances:
    • 5 times – Alabama, Georgia
    • 3 times – Ole Miss, LSU
    • 2 times – Kentucky, Arkansas, Auburn, Tennessee
    • 1 time – South Carolina, Mississippi State, Florida, Missouri
    • No times – Vanderbilt, Texas A&M
  • Wait, WHAT? No TAMU on CBS? Wow, I honestly didn’t notice until now when I started breaking out the different schedules. Crazy. I guess they will have to prove it this season to maybe get on late in the year.
  • Now we have the Big Ten appearance list:
    • 3 times – Iowa
    • 2 times – Ohio State, Rutgers, Penn State, Nebraska
    • 1 time – Indiana, Northwestern, Michigan, Purdue, Maryland, Minnesota
    • No times – Michigan State, Wisconsin, Illinois
  • I look at these numbers and can glean….well, nothing from it. Wisconsin is good and appears no times and Rutgers appears twice. However, tOSU also appears twice and Michigan State doesn’t appear at all. Seems all very random. Which could very well be the case at least for this first season.
  • I’m not going to get into the Mountain West game count since there aren’t enough games to see any trends.
  • The Army-Navy game heads to New England for the first time ever. Foxborough gets the game this year and I like this idea. Not saying they have to move it around all over the place but every two or three years to take it out of Philly is a smart move.

What is ABC going to do for this one season without the Big Ten and with the SEC showing up in 2024? They will have to lean heavily on the other three Power Five conferences to carry the load, especially when it comes to the primetime schedule. Don’t worry though: there are enough good teams in these conferences to fill most of these spots where it looks like the network won’t have missed a beat. Then next year, might as well pencil (or pen…or Sharpie) the SEC in for the majority of those primetime games.

But hey we haven’t hit 2024 yet. It’s still 2023 so let’s get to the ESPN on ABC regular season college football schedule for the FBS for this season. I will follow it up with some Power(ful) Two Thoughts:

August 26thJackson State vs. South Carolina State (in Atlanta)7:30 PM
September 2ndTennessee vs. Virginia (in Nashville)Noon
September 2ndBoise State at Washington3:30 PM
September 2ndSouth Carolina vs. North Carolina (in Charlotte)7:30 PM
September 3rdLSU vs. Florida State (in Orlando)7:30 PM
September 9thNotre Dame at NC StateNoon
September 9thTexas A&M at Miami3:30 PM
September 9thWisconsin at Washington State7:30 PM
September 16thFlorida State at Boston CollegeNoon
September 16thAlabama at USF3:30 PM
September 16thPittsburgh at West Virginia7:30 PM
September 23rdTexas Tech at West VirginiaNoon
September 23rdTexas at Baylor3:30 PM
September 23rdFlorida State at Clemson7:30 PM
September 30thNotre Dame at DukeNoon
September 30thKansas at Texas3:30 PM
September 30thClemson at Syracuse7:30 PM
October 7thOklahoma vs. Texas (in Dallas)Noon
October 7thNotre Dame at Louisville3:30 PM
October 7thWake Forest at Clemson7:30 PM
October 14thKansas at Oklahoma StateNoon
October 14thKansas State at Texas Tech3:30 PM
October 14thBYU at TCU7:30 PM
October 21stDuke at Florida StateNoon
October 21stClemson at Miami3:30 PM
October 21stUtah at USC7:30 PM
October 28thDuke at LouisvilleNoon
October 28thClemson at NC State3:30 PM
October 28thOregon at Utah7:30 PM
November 4thFlorida State at PittsburghNoon
November 4thNotre Dame at Clemson3:30 PM
November 4thKansas State at Texas7:30 PM
November 11thBaylor at Kansas StateNoon
November 11thMiami at Florida State3:30 PM
November 11thUSC at Oregon7:30 PM
November 18thKansas State at KansasNoon
November 18thTexas at Iowa State3:30 PM
November 18thNorth Carolina at Clemson7:30 PM
November 24thMiami at Boston CollegeNoon
November 24thNavy at SMU3:30 PM
November 24thTexas Tech at Texas7:30 PM
November 25thPittsburgh at DukeNoon
November 25thHouston at UCF3:30 PM
November 25thWashington State at Washington7:30 PM
December 1stPac-12 Championship8:00 PM
December 2ndBig XII ChampionshipNoon
December 2ndAmerican Championship4:00 PM
December 2ndACC Championship8:00 PM
December 16thCelebration BowlNoon
December 16thCure Bowl3:30 PM
December 23rdBirmingham BowlNoon
December 23rdArmed Forces Bowl3:30 PM
December 23rdLas Vegas Bowl7:30 PM
December 30thMusic City Bowl2:00 PM
January 1stCitrus Bowl1:00 PM

Power(ful) Two Thoughts

  • Once again, ABC puts on a mega-matchup on the night before Labour Day. LSU-FSU, if it is anything like last year’s game, should be a massive ratings success. Oh and also a game that could shape the entire college football season.
  • With the Big Ten saying adios to ESPN/ABC, the primetime slots really opened up. I expect the ACC to pick up most of those times the Big Ten has left behind with the Big XII and Pac-12 coming in just behind. Right now I have 6 ACC primetime games, 5 Pac-12, and 4 Big XII. Even if I’m wrong with which games go where I see this being pretty equitable.
  • I am not doing a TSN schedule because there is no point right now. TSN struggles to get anything that’s not the CFL scheduled out more than a couple of weeks. Right now I have 23 ABC games that would be simulcast on TSN. That seems high but I am going off of last year’s numbers and it was actually very close to that. So we shall see.
  • I am calling for three games to be on Black Friday on ABC. Miami-BC at Noon and TTU-UT at 7:30 are set. I think they select an American conference game in the middle so that there isn’t a gap in the middle of the day with nothing to show AND to fulfill the American’s contract. Now watch it not happen at all that way.
  • First few weeks are confirmed but that’s pretty much it. The rest is a bit of a crapshoot. Also, if you couldn’t tell Week 2 was a pretty bad week, look at the ABC schedule. Woof. Wisky-Wazzu as the primetime game? Ouch. It’s been a while since there has been that poor a game for the ABC Saturday Night game.
  • Finally it’s time for the conference breakdown. Remember I am doing things slightly differently. Every time a team appears, they get counted as an appearance. So Miami-Boston College, for example, counts as two appearances for the ACC. Here we go:
    • ACC – 37 (including conference championship)
    • Big XII – 29 (including conference championship)
    • Pac-12 – 12 (including conference championship)
    • AAC – 5 (including conference championship)
    • SEC – 5
    • Notre Dame – 4
    • FCS – 2
    • Mountain West – 1
    • Big Ten – 1
  • The ACC is really picking up the slack here. The Big XII is not all that far behind and, ho boy, is the Pac-12 lagging here. Problem is other than their top five teams I don’t feel right putting the rest of the teams in any of the ABC timeslots and that includes Colorado. Also, I have not included bowl tie-ins here because we know that bowls break them all the time.
  • Speaking of bowl games, ABC has SEVEN this time! That’s great! A step in the right direction. I still think the Rose Bowl and Sugar Bowl should move back to ABC as well but that’s just my opinion (and the opinion of a lot of other people).

For quite a long time it felt like there was quite a drop-off in play-by-play prowess after GUS JOHNSON. But now with Jason Benetti cemented as the number two man, you know you have two solidly called games every week on FOX. Tim Brando is the #3 guy and is pretty good although I still think it would be great to hear him back in the studio.

OK so the Big Ten is a bit more in with FOX meaning the Big XII and Pac-12 might suffer because of that. Let’s find out! Here’s the predicted 2023 FOX college football broadcast schedule followed by some Johnsonian rhetoric.

August 31stNebraska at Minnesota8:00 PM
September 2ndColorado at TCUNoon
September 2ndRice at Texas3:30 PM
September 9thNebraska at ColoradoNoon
September 9thIowa at Iowa State3:30 PM
September 9thOregon at Texas Tech7:00 PM
September 9thStanford at USC10:30 PM
September 16thPenn State at IllinoisNoon
September 16thWKU at Ohio State4:00 PM
September 16thTCU at Houston8:00 PM
September 22ndBYU at Kansas8:00 PM
September 23rdUCF at Kansas StateNoon
September 23rdOklahoma State at Iowa State4:00 PM
September 23rdUSC at Arizona State8:00 PM
September 30thMichigan at NebraskaNoon
September 30thIowa State at Oklahoma3:30 PM
October 7thTCU at Iowa StateNoon
October 7thTexas Tech at Baylor3:30 PM
October 7thMichigan at Minnesota7:30 PM
October 14thOhio State at PurdueNoon
October 14thIllinois at Maryland4:00 PM
October 14thOregon at Washington8:00 PM
October 21stPenn State at Ohio StateNoon
October 21stMinnesota at Iowa3:30 PM
October 28thOhio State at WisconsinNoon
October 28thOregon State at Arizona3:30 PM
November 4thOklahoma at Oklahoma StateNoon
November 4thHouston at Baylor7:00 PM
November 11thMichigan at Penn StateNoon
November 11thIndiana at Illinois3:30 PM
November 11thTexas at TCU7:00 PM
November 11thArizona State at UCLA10:30 PM
November 18thBaylor at TCUNoon
November 18thIllinois at Iowa4:00 PM
November 18thUCLA at USC8:00 PM
November 24thTCU at OklahomaNoon
November 24thOregon State at Oregon8:30 PM
November 25thOhio State at MichiganNoon
November 25thBYU at Oklahoma State4:00 PM
November 25thWest Virginia at Baylor8:00 PM
December 2ndMountain West Championship3:00 PM
December 2ndBig Ten Championship8:00 PM
December 27thHoliday Bowl8:00 PM

SOME JOHNSONIAN RHETORIC…..WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • So FOX has abandoned putting a game on Labour Day for putting a game on the Thursday before it. Interesting. Not a bad strategy as they can try and get a jump start on the season. Sure Florida-Utah could get more eyeballs but starting with a Big Ten conference game? That will get their fair share of looks for sure.
  • With the Big Ten leaving ESPN/ABC, it means most of their big games will land on FOX. That is a huge coup for the network. Couple that with the few huge games out of the Big XII and Pac-12 and you can finally, honestly, put their Big Noon Saturday schedule up against ABC’s Saturday Primetime schedule. Of course that may all change next year when ESPN/ABC gets the SEC. But for one year, let’s savour this.
  • FOX only going with two Black Friday games again this season and they are both confirmed. And it is two huge games (or could be). TCU-OU could be for a spot in the Big XII Championship. Same with the Civil War game between Oregon State and Oregon. I guess they will be moving WWE Smackdown to FS1 for this night which I’m sure won’t upset wrestling fans in the least.
  • Conference breakdown time! Remember, a conference game I am counting as two appearances for that conference:
    • Big XII – 32
    • Big Ten – 30 (including conference championship)
    • Pac-12 – 17
  • Shockingly, the Big XII has moved to the top of the list. Now, this has more to do with the Big Ten moving some games to NBC and CBS than anything but still, it proves that the Big XII carries a bit more weight than the Pac-12 these days.
  • I have no Mountain West games on the main FOX network. They have quite a few on FOX Sports One, though. I don’t know if FOX’s strategy is to eventually put more than the MWC conference championship on the main network or if they just stay the way they are. I suspect starting next year we will see at least a couple of Mountain West games on the main network, especially when there’s a quadrupleheader.
  • And speaking of quadrupleheaders, I have a feeling we will see two of them just like last season. One is confirmed for Week 2 and I believe the other will land, just like last year, during Week 11. I love the quadrupleheader idea, especially if you only do it twice since it feels special.
  • FOX has only one bowl game and it is the only bowl game, at this time, without a confirmed date. The Holiday Bowl, I believe, will end up on December 27th but that is definitely subject to change.
  • I honestly don’t know what will happen come October with the MLB playoffs. I know during the early rounds, FOX tends not to be used nearly as much as FS1 for their baseball games. Come World Series time though, expect FOX to scale back on college football broadcasting windows.

Alright let’s get to the Notre Dame on NBC sched…WAIT JUST A MINUTE! THAT’S THE BIG TEN’S MUSIC!!!!

For the first time in a loooooooooooong time, Notre Dame will share NBC’s college football coverage with other teams under other contracts. The Big Ten will have games almost every week on the network and usually in primetime going forward. So yeah, this will be the longest NBC schedule I will ever predict unless the network really goes all-in with college football and invites another party (COUGH*Pac-12*COUGH) in to the pool. Let’s get to it!

August 26thNavy vs. Notre Dame (in Dublin)2:30 PM
September 2ndTennessee State at Notre Dame3:30 PM
September 2ndWest Virginia at Penn State7:30 PM
September 9thCharlotte at Maryland7:30 PM
September 16thSyracuse at Purdue7:30 PM
September 23rdOhio State at Notre Dame7:30 PM
September 30thPenn State at NorthwesternNoon
September 30thIllinois at Purdue7:30 PM
October 7thPurdue at Iowa7:30 PM
October 14thMichigan State at RutgersNoon
October 14thUSC at Notre Dame7:30 PM
October 21stMichigan at Michigan State7:30 PM
October 28thPittsburgh at Notre Dame3:30 PM
October 28thIndiana at Penn State7:30 PM
November 4thPurdue at Michigan7:30 PM
November 11thMichigan State at Ohio State7:30 PM
November 18thWake Forest at Notre Dame3:30 PM
November 18thMichigan at Maryland7:30 PM
November 24thPenn State vs. Michigan State (in Detroit)7:30 PM
November 25thSouthern vs. Grambling (in New Orleans)2:00 PM
November 25thWisconsin at Minnesota7:30 PM

Touchdown Jesus, Meet Purdue Pete

  • Look, it’s not like the Irish haven’t seen Big Ten teams before. They play at least one every year and probably will until the Earth explodes. But sharing the entire network with them? I have a feeling this may impact Notre Dame’s next contract talks with NBC which will start soon with the contract ending at the conclusion of the 2025 season.
  • Only two primetime Notre Dame games this season but they add a game during Week Zero against Navy over in Ireland. I have the Big Ten moving their game to Noon when the Irish are on in primetime.
  • As for the Big Ten, let’s look at the breakdown:
    • 4 times – Penn State, Purdue, Michigan State
    • 3 times – Michigan
    • 2 times – Maryland, Ohio State
    • 1 time – Northwestern, Illinois, Iowa, Rutgers, Indiana, Wisconsin, Northwestern
    • No times – Nebraska
  • I think more so than the CBS breakdown for the Big Ten, the better teams, for the most part, will appear on NBC more often. I believe that will be the case going forward as well.

Let’s be honest here: nothing much will change for this network. It’s not like they will all of a sudden be showing Michigan-Ohio State. Saying that, it’s one of the channels you almost need to complete your college football viewing experience. I don’t want to speak for anyone else but I love watching close finishes, regardless of the game, so if Rutgers and Northwestern are going down to the wire, I want to watch that shit. Alright let’s get to my projected schedule:

September 2nd Fresno State at PurdueNoon
September 2ndTowson at Maryland3:30 PM
September 2ndToledo at Illinois7:30 PM
September 8thIndiana State at Indiana7:00 PM
September 9thYoungstown State at Ohio StateNoon
September 9thUTEP at Northwestern3:30 PM
September 9thRichmond at Michigan State3:30 PM
September 9thEastern Michigan at Minnesota7:30 PM
September 9thTemple at Rutgers7:30 PM
September 16thLouisville vs. Indiana (in Indianapolis)Noon
September 16thGeorgia Southern at WisconsinNoon
September 16thWestern Michigan at Iowa3:30 PM
September 16thVirginia Tech at Rutgers3:30 PM
September 16thBowling Green at Michigan7:30 PM
September 21stLouisiana Tech at Nebraska7:30 PM
September 23rdAkron at IndianaNoon
September 23rdMaryland at Michigan State3:30 PM
September 23rdFlorida Atlantic at Illinois7:30 PM
September 30thLouisiana at MinnesotaNoon
September 30thWagner at Rutgers3:30 PM
September 30thIndiana at Maryland7:30 PM
October 7thHoward at Northwestern3:00 PM
October 14thIowa at WisconsinNoon
October 14thUMass at Penn State3:30 PM
October 14thIndiana at Michigan7:30 PM
October 21stRutgers at IndianaNoon
October 21stWisconsin at Illinois3:30 PM
October 28thMaryland at Northwestern2:30 PM
November 4thOhio State at RutgersNoon
November 4thIowa vs. Northwestern (in Chicago)3:30 PM
November 4thNebraska at Michigan State7:30 PM
November 11thNorthwestern at WisconsinNoon
November 11thMinnesota at Purdue3:30 PM
November 18thMichigan State at IndianaNoon
November 18thPurdue at Northwestern3:30 PM
November 18thRutgers at Penn State7:30 PM
November 24thIndiana at Purdue3:00 PM
November 25thMaryland at RutgersNoon
November 25thNorthwestern at Illinois3:30 PM

B1G Country Notes (no, not Bryant Reeves)

  • The first three weeks are completely booked. After that…nothing. Well, that’s not entirely true. There are a few homecoming games that are almost guaranteed to hit BTN but I won’t call them confirmed until, well, they are actually confirmed.
  • Let’s get right to the appearance list (with the conference and non-conference split) and then some explanations on the numbers:
    • 8 times – Indiana (3 non-con, 5 conference)
    • 7 times – Northwestern (2 NC, 5 C), Rutgers (3 NC, 4 C)
    • 5 times – Maryland (1 NC, 4 C)
    • 4 times – Purdue (1 NC, 3 C), Illinois (2 NC, 2 C), Michigan State (1 NC, 3 C), Wisconsin (1 NC, 3 C)
    • 3 times – Minnesota (2 NC, 1 C), Iowa (1 NC, 2 C), Penn State (1 NC, 2 C)
    • 2 times – Ohio State (1 NC, 1 C), Michigan (1 NC, 1 C), Nebraska (1 NC, 1 C)
  • Every school must make at least 2 BTN appearances. Plus, one of those appearances has to be a conference game. My predictions satisfy that criteria and I think the amount of appearances will be failry close to what actually happens. I was a bit surprised to see what I had done with Nebraska. Maybe I am drinking a tiny bit of Husker Kool-Aid.

Alright now we have what could be the longest schedule of the bunch. Surprisingly though, it has the most confirmed games, easily. I guess when you have a good portion of the Group of Five stationed here, you will have a lot of games. And if you don’t watch college football on CBSSN? Shame on you. There are some great games on there and you get to see teams you wouldn’t normally see. Time for the huge-ass schedule followed by a few G5 musings:

August 26thUTEP at Jacksonville State5:30 PM
August 26thFIU at Louisiana Tech9:00 PM
August 31stNC State at UConn7:30 PM
September 1stStanford at Hawaii11:00 PM
September 2ndBowling Green at LibertyNoon
September 2ndUSF at WKU3:30 PM
September 2ndWashington State at Colorado State7:00 PM
September 2ndIdaho State at San Diego State10:30 PM
September 9thDelaware State at ArmyNoon
September 9thWagner at Navy3:30 PM
September 9thAir Force vs. Sam Houston (in Houston)8:00 PM
September 15thUtah State at Air Force8:00 PM
September 16thLiberty at BuffaloNoon
September 16thFIU at UConn3:30 PM
September 16thVanderbilt at UNLV7:00 PM
September 16thKansas at Nevada10:30 PM
September 22ndDelaware State at Miami-OH7:00 PM
September 22ndBoise State at San Diego State10:30 PM
September 23rdTulsa at Northern IllinoisNoon
September 23rdDuke at UConn3:30 PM
September 23rdAppalachian State at Wyoming7:00 PM
September 23rdKent State at Fresno State10:30 PM
September 28thMiddle Tennessee at WKU7:30 PM
September 29thLouisiana Tech at UTEP9:00 PM
September 30thUtah State at UConnNoon
September 30thUSF at Navy3:30 PM
September 30thSan Diego State at Air Force8:00 PM
October 4thFIU at New Mexico State9:00 PM
October 5thSam Houston at Liberty7:00 PM
October 7thBoston College at ArmyNoon
October 7thNorth Texas at Navy3:30 PM
October 7thSan Jose State at Boise State8:00 PM
October 10thLouisiana Tech at Middle Tennessee7:00 PM
October 11thSam Houston at New Mexico State9:00 PM
October 13thFresno State at Utah State8:00 PM
October 14thKent State at Eastern MichiganNoon
October 14thTroy at Army3:30 PM
October 14thWyoming at Air Force7:00 PM
October 14thSan Diego State at Hawaii11:00 PM
October 17thMiddle Tennessee at Liberty7:00 PM
October 18thFIU at Sam Houston7:00 PM
October 21stAkron at Bowling GreenNoon
October 21stUSF at UConn3:30 PM
October 21stUtah State at San Jose State7:00 PM
October 21stColorado State at UNLV10:30 PM
October 24thNew Mexico State at Louisiana Tech7:00 PM
October 25thJacksonville State at FIU7:00 PM
October 28thUMass at ArmyNoon
October 28thMiami-OH at Ohio3:30 PM
October 28thAir Force at Colorado State7:00 PM
October 28thNew Mexico at Nevada10:30 PM
November 3rdColorado State at Wyoming8:00 PM
November 4thArmy vs. Air Force (in Denver)2:30 PM
November 4thLouisiana Tech at Liberty6:00 PM
November 4thBoise State at Fresno State10:00 PM
November 7thCentral Michigan at Western Michigan7:00 PM
November 8thAkron at Miami-OH7:00 PM
November 11thHoly Cross at ArmyNoon
November 11thUAB at Navy3:30 PM
November 11thSan Diego State at Colorado State7:00 PM
November 11thFresno State at San Jose State10:30 PM
November 14thAkron at Eastern Michigan7:00 PM
November 18thCoastal Carolina at ArmyNoon
November 18thUNLV at Air Force3:30 PM
November 18thBoise State at Utah State7:00 PM
November 18thSan Diego State at San Jose State10:30 PM
November 24thOhio at AkronNoon
November 24thUtah State at New Mexico3:30 PM
November 25thNorthern Illinois at Kent StateNoon
November 25thLiberty at UTEP3:30 PM
November 25thWyoming at Nevada9:00 PM

Gee-Five Musings

  • Really, CBS Sports Network doesn’t have to lock in over 80% of the games. Nice to see that they do though. Honestly, over the past few years, CBSSN has had their fair share of exciting games so waiting to see what ESPN doesn’t take really doesn’t make sense for them. It won’t change the amount of viewers they get (for the most part). Just scoreboard watch like I do.
  • CBSSN lands a couple of Black Friday games this season, which seems to be the norm now. One is confirmed and the other is a MAC game. Which leads us to…
  • The non-confirmed games. Most of them are MAC-controlled games. They will be 12-day selections during the season. The others might not end up happening as those timeslots may be used for something else.
  • Conference breakdown time!
    • Mountain West – 49
    • Conference USA – 33
    • MAC – 21
    • Army – 7
    • AAC (other than Navy) – 6
    • UConn – 5
    • FCS – 5
    • Navy – 4
    • ACC – 3
    • Sun Belt – 3
    • Pac-12 – 2
    • SEC – 1
    • Big XII – 1
    • UMass – 1
  • OK so it was more than conferences but it gives you an idea of what is happening this year versus previous years. During October, Conference USA will have all their conference games on Tuesday and Wednesday nights. A crazy idea but hey, that’s how MACtion was born. It also means we will go nearly two months with football almost every day! What’s wrong with that?

We made it! Schedule Journey 2023 is over! Christ, that was long. And no, I will not do a TSN schedule. That would be a complete guess. Up next are the season predictions. Expect that post (which will also be a stupidly long one) some time in late July.

Have a fantastic rest of your Sunday and let’s hope for nice weather this coming week…for people who aren’t stuck working in an office. For those people, I am sure you are fine if it rains all week.

Well what do you know? The 2022 Bowl Game TV Schedule

I am honestly shocked. I was not impressed with TSN’s coverage of college football this season. The World Cup didn’t help and I understand that but it seemed like TSN was hellbent on showing less college football than they had in years.

Then I find the TSN bowl game schedule and holy shit! Damn near most of the games are being shown on a TSN channel. Very impressive. I have to, for once, give TSN props for really going all in with the college football postseason: the most important but also weirdest part of the college football schedule.

Anyway, let’s get right to the sked!

Friday December 16th

Bahamas Bowl: UAB vs. Miami-OH11:30 AM

Bowl season starts with the Bahamas Bowl in front of maybe 10,000 fans. Maybe. Probably not. This is the most extreme version of the destination bowl game. Attendance can’t be good because Thomas Robinson Stadium in Nassau only holds 15,000. And I don’t remember the stands ever being half-full for this game. But for the players and staff? Holy shit this is great. Playing football in great weather and being able to experience the GOD DAMN BAHAMAS! It’ll be a trip of a lifetime for at least 90% involved.

Cure Bowl: #25 UTSA vs. #24 Troy3:00 PM

As I said, TSN has seriously stepped up this season. I will show how much they have stepped up after the schedule. This game is EASILY the best pre-Christmas game and it’s not even close. How the Cure Bowl got two Top 25 teams, who are also both conference champions, I will never know. But I’m glad it happened.

Saturday December 17th

Fenway Bowl: Louisville vs. Cincinnati11:00 AM

This was always going to be an odd bowl game what with the Fenway Park configuration and the Green Monster in the background. Now with Scott Satterfield leaving Louisville to coach at Cincinnati? Ho boy this is going to be something.

Celebration Bowl: North Carolina Central vs. Jackson StateNoon

Look, in my opinion, it doesn’t matter if Jackson State loses here. They are the best HBCU football team in the land by a country mile. It’s not even close. And really, the MEAC isn’t close anymore to the SWAC. Outgoing JSU head coach Deion Sanders said the SWAC and MEAC should merge into one super-HBCU conference. I agree. What would this do to the Celebration Bowl? Probably end it. However, I am of the opinion that every so often there is an HBCU school that could do serious damage in the FCS Playoffs. This year would have been Jackson State. Do I think they would have been a dark horse contender for the FCS title? Yes, absolutely. It would have also been a way to probably get more FCS playoff games on channels everyone can see (as in not ESPN+) but that’s another story.

Las Vegas Bowl: Florida vs. #14 Oregon State2:15 PM

This was supposed to become somewhat of a premier bowl game once the SEC was tagged to replace the Mountain West here. Hasn’t happened that way. Sure, Florida is a good brand but it’s not nearly a good football team as some other SEC teams (or MWC teams for that matter). Oregon State probably deserved better. Also, this game was originally slated for ABC in primetime but because the Las Vegas Raiders are a terrible football franchise, their game the next day was flexed out of Sunday Night Football and moved back into the afternoon. It meant there wouldn’t be enough time to make sure the stadium was ready after this game. So this game swapped with the New Mexico Bowl and gets a 12:15 local start.

LA Bowl: Washington State vs. Fresno State3:30 PM

It’s the opening Saturday for bowl games. Will I watch this? Yes, of course. Will I pay full attention to this? Depends on other overlapping bowl games and what happens with the NFL games being played on the same day.

LendingTree Bowl: Southern Miss vs. Rice5:45 PM

Rice got in thanks to the fact they are graduating students at a better rate than all the other football programs at the FBS level who had 5-7 records. Seems awfully specific. Anyway, it’s a bowl game so I’m there.

New Mexico Bowl: BYU vs. SMU7:30 PM

It’s been 42 years but SMU might finally get its revenge for one of the greatest bowl comebacks of all time: the 1980 Holiday Bowl. I remember playing that on Heisman level in NCAA Football 2005 (or was it 2004?). Talk about one of the toughest challenges to defeat. Anyway, this should be fun.

Frisco Bowl: North Texas vs. Boise State9:15 PM

The site of the FCS Championship also hosts the Frisco Bowl and the short-lived Frisco Football Classic which we should never talk about again. I’m surprised they don’t move the FCS title game around but I guess it gets good crowds and decent weather so why mess with a good thing. Boise will definitely be the visiting team here.

Monday December 19th

Myrtle Beach Bowl: UConn vs. Marshall2:30 PM

UConn in a bowl game! That alone is worth watching. Will anyone care that poor Marshall is there and had a pretty good first Sun Belt season? No because the UCONN HUSKIES ARE BOWLING! Now if we can somehow get UMass to go bowling…God help us all.

Tuesday December 20th

Idaho Potato Bowl: San Jose State vs. Eastern Michigan3:30 PM

A rematch of the 1987 California Bowl. Back when these two teams were not highly regarded at all. I guess you could have said the same thing like a decade ago as well. These two programs have become relatively consistent winners and have stabilized themselves. I think many of the fans would be pulling for the Spartans here considering the tragedy that befell the team late in the season. I still wish this game was on at night so that blue turf could basically become an ice rink.

Boca Raton Bowl: Toledo vs. Liberty7:30 PM

So why wasn’t this game put on during the day? Play in Boca in the afternoon sun? That would be good, no? Anyway, I have somewhat softened my stance on bowl games during weekdays (days!) before Christmas so when it comes right down to it, I don’t really care when it airs. I guess this is the attitude that comes about thanks to COVID and being home a lot more than we were ever used to.

Wednesday December 21st

New Orleans Bowl: South Alabama vs. WKU9:00 PM

The first game to appear on the specialty pack. So if you had the specialty pack all year, you were thrilled because TSN didn’t exactly light it up with college football game coverage on their schedule. Bowl time…well, that’s where things fall apart for you. Yes there are a few games that head to the specialty pack but TSN ends up with the majority of the games. I guess it’s the price you pay to get a good amount of college football throughout the season.

Thursday December 22nd

Armed Forces Bowl: Baylor vs. Air Force7:30 PM

Air Force loves to run the ball. Baylor is alright defensively but this seems to be a step below a Dave Aranda defense. Expect a lopsided time of possession battle.

Friday December 23rd

Independence Bowl: Houston vs. Louisiana3:00 PM

Aesthetically, the Independence Bowl looks the worst now that the Gasparilla Bowl moved outdoors to Raymond James Stadium. But I like it. Gives off that 80s grungy college football old-school style that you just don’t see anymore…partially thanks to cameras that give us better than Betamax quality.

Gasparilla Bowl: Missouri vs. Wake Forest6:30 PM

I never get why TSN does this though. Early game on a TSN station. Later game…not. I know there are other live sports contracts that TSN has to deal with but it just seems odd, especially when a game goes over that three hour, thirty minute time window.

Saturday December 24th

Hawaii Bowl: Middle Tennessee vs. San Diego State8:00 PM

The annual Present Wrapping Bowl. Or more like Stocking Stuffer Bowl since I make sure to have all the presents wrapped before Christmas Eve. Isn’t that what we’re supposed to do during this bowl game?

Monday December 26th

Quick Lane Bowl: New Mexico State vs. Bowling Green2:30 PM

Normally, very few would want to watch this. But it’s a Monday. And for college football fans, it’s a chance to see New Mexico State in a bowl game. At one point they were the Halley’s Comet of FBS schools when it came to bowl games but now they go every few years. Not bad. Helps to have a good coach like Jerry Kill there. Hey, how the hell did they get Jerry Kill to coach in Las Cruces in the first place?

Tuesday December 27th

Camellia Bowl: Georgia Southern vs. BuffaloNoon

I see the Christmas Day Camellia Bowl idea died a quiet death. Probably a good thing. If I recall correctly, the only bowl game that ever worked on Christmas Day was the Aloha Bowl back in the 80s and 90s. I remember watching it at my aunt and uncle’s house one year during Christmas dinner. I don’t think you’d catch anyone watching college football during Christmas dinner in this part of the world anymore.

First Responder Bowl: Memphis vs. Utah State3:15 PM

This is technically a bowl game. Look it’s on a Tuesday afternoon. Many people are working (although some get between Christmas and New Year’s off). It just screams low-level bowl game and is the example used by the “Too Many Bowl Games” crowd.

Birmingham Bowl: Coastal Carolina vs. East Carolina6:45 PM

Coastal has fallen off a cliff in their last few games this season. Barely beating App State and Southern Miss and then getting destroyed by James Madison and Troy. Not a good look. Now their coach is off to Liberty. They are hoping to get some momentum going into next year against ECU. Also, I wonder when this bowl game will get a sponsor. Isn’t Pornhub looking to invest in sports?

Guaranteed Rate Bowl: Wisconsin vs. Oklahoma State10:15 PM

Wisconsin got a great head coach hire in Luke Fickell. I don’t know if he’s coaching the team in this bowl game but I’m sure that will be most of the talk here. Otherwise, it’s a late night bowl game that everyone hopes becomes super wacky.

Wednesday December 28th

Military Bowl: Duke vs. UCF2:00 PM

Always nice to see Duke in a bowl game. It’s funny: everyone kind of likes Duke football. Duke basketball: not so much.

Liberty Bowl: Arkansas vs. Kansas5:30 PM

It’s the battle for Kansas (kind of)! This is a nice consolation prize for us not getting Kansas-Missouri in a bowl game. And I know Missouri said they didn’t duck the Jayhawks but you think they would admit that? It’s like Texas repeatedly dodging Texas A&M in bowl games. Like just man up and if you get a bid there, play them. Stop being such pussies.

Holiday Bowl: North Carolina vs. #15 Oregon8:00 PM

I honestly thought the Tar Heels would give Clemson a good game in the ACC Championship. Boy, was I ever wrong. This isn’t a bad spot to land though. Bo Nix will play so I can see this being a VERY motivated Ducks team.

Texas Bowl: Ole Miss vs. Texas Tech9:00 PM

A team that looked like an honest contender up against a team who had a good season under a fiery coach. Oh and their fans love to throw tortillas. The Lane Train vs. The Taco Express.

Thursday December 29th

Pinstripe Bowl: Minnesota vs. Syracuse2:00 PM

I always sincerely hope it is snowing like crazy when this game is played. I remembered the Kansas State-Syracuse classic from years ago and it was a great game and fun to watch. I’m sure not pleasant at all for players or coaches or fans but who cares. It’s all about entertaining me!

Cheez-It Bowl: Oklahoma vs. #13 Florida State5:30 PM

If this was 1992, people would be putting this game at the top of the must-watch lists. Alas, Oklahoma was as bad as its been since before Bob Stoops took over. FSU on the other hand is a fun team finally on the rise. And they will definitely be a heavy home favourite here in the 19th bowl game out of 254 played in Orlando every year (unofficially).

Alamo Bowl: #20 Texas vs. #12 Washington9:00 PM

Almost a home game for the Longhorns and that could spell trouble for the Huskies in a packed Alamodome. The Alamo Bowl almost always has one of the top three non-CFP, non-NY6 bowl games and this year is no exception.

Friday December 30th

Sun Bowl: Pittsburgh vs. #18 UCLANoon

OK so now that CBS will be done with the SEC after next season…I still haven’t changed what I think about the bowl tie-ins. An SEC West team should be here. Or a Big XII team. Or hell, a Mountain West team. Against a Pac-12 team. That’s how this should work. You want fans? Do this. Guaranteed there will be plenty of good seats available for this one in El Paso for the *checks notes* 10:00 AM LOCAL KICKOFF?

Duke’s Mayo Bowl: Maryland vs. #23 NC StateNoon

So who gets the big vat of mayo dumped on them at the end of this one? I think it would be funnier if Mike Locksley gets doused in mayo rather than Dave Doeren so I will pull for the Terps here.

Gator Bowl: #19 South Carolina vs. #21 Notre Dame3:30 PM

Two good underrated teams here at a game that hasn’t been used to getting good teams lately. So move the game to the middle of the day on December 30th and watch what happens. Supposedly, the Gator Bowl committee pushed hard to get Notre Dame. Probably a good idea instead of an ACC team.

Arizona Bowl: Wyoming vs. Ohio4:30 PM

The second year of Barstool Sports being the sponsor for this bowl game. I don’t know how many people go to Barstool Sports’ website to watch this one. I can’t see it being very high but this very much is the future of bowl games. I do kind of wish they would partner up with some network, even one like NESN, so that at least some people can watch this bowl game until it becomes a bigger deal.

Orange Bowl: #7 Clemson vs. #6 Tennessee8:00 PM

And finally we get to the New Year’s Six bowl games and holy shit is this one orange. Orange Bowl. Orange uniforms. Orange logos. Orange everywhere. You’ll be able to see this game from space. This should be a really good game as you have two teams who weren’t that far away from being in the College Football Playoff getting that national spotlight.

Saturday December 31st

Music City Bowl: Kentucky vs. IowaNoon

The over/under for this one is 31.5. 31.5. I repeat, THIRTY-ONE POINT FIVE. That is ridiculous. I would still bet the under. This bowl needed its own timeslot and they aren’t getting it so I see a lot of people flocking to the other game on at the exact same time.

Sugar Bowl: #5 Alabama vs. #9 Kansas StateNoon

This could be an interesting game. If both teams show up to play then I see the Wildcats giving the Tide all they can handle. I don’t know how Nick Saban will hide his disappointment in not getting into the College Football Playoff after that ridiculous halftime interview he was allowed to give to state his team’s case for the playoff. Dumb. It is also going to be weird to see the Sugar Bowl on at Noon. On New Year’s Eve.

Fiesta Bowl: #2 Michigan vs. #3 TCU4:00 PM

So many think TCU shouldn’t have even been in this game meaning there are many who want the Horned Frogs to be blown out in this one. I could see this being closer than many people think. Also, the 2-3 matchup is almost always better, historically, than the 1-4 matchup in the College Football Playoff.

Peach Bowl: #1 Georgia vs. #4 Ohio State8:00 PM

The Buckeyes backing into the playoff has left a sour taste in some people’s mouths. I get it but I still think there is way too much emphasis on conference championship games. Until they get rid of divisions in every conference, some of the conference championships look horrible. It is kind of weird to see this one on TSN2 when the previous game is on TSN3 but my guess is that the Canada-Sweden World Juniors game will end up on all the other TSNs other than TSN2 (which is still seen as an alternate channel to an extent).

Monday January 2nd

ReliaQuest Bowl: #22 Mississippi State vs. IllinoisNoon

Two of the more popular head coaches in college football will clash here in the former Outback Bowl. Complete contrast in styles: Mike Leach’s Run n’ Gun up against Bret Bielema’s Ground n’ Pound. Should be a good first game of the new year.

Citrus Bowl: #17 LSU vs. Purdue1:00 PM

It’s always a tiny bit weird to have these college bowl games on January 2nd instead of New Year’s Day. You can’t have them going up against the NFL, though, and no one would probably even attempt it (plus TSN might be a bit miffed if that happened). So on the first day back at work for some people, they may miss some good football. I guess that’s one of the downsides of a lot of bowl games.

Cotton Bowl: #10 USC vs. #16 Tulane1:00 PM

I find with the way the College Football Playoff has been set up, the best Group of Five team, more often than not, is in a bit of a lose-lose situation. They show up to this big bowl game and if they win, there will be piles of excuses heaped on to why (and it usually revolves around injuries). If they lose, then they didn’t belong in the first place. This is something you don’t get for Power Five teams (except in the semi-finals). I do find college football media a bit odd that way.

Rose Bowl: #11 Penn State vs. #8 Utah5:00 PM

It is going to be really weird to watch this bowl game and realize that the next game is the national championship. No Sugar Bowl. No odd bowl game here and there between now and the title game. This is it. I think this will be the underrated bowl game of the year (or at least as much as it can be when both teams are in the Top 15).

Monday January 9th

College Football Playoff National Championship8:00 PM

This is the one game that, at this point, is not confirmed for where it will appear on TSN. I am putting down these three channels because ESPN usually does like 43 different broadcasts for this event and TSN always picks up the main broadcast, plus one or two of the others. I sincerely hope they have the Coaches Room again and if they do, it should be a open bar for them. Free food. The works. Want to know how they really feel? That’s how you do it. Talk about ratings gold!

Let’s look at the breakdown for the games:

  • TSN – 30 games
  • ABC & TSN – 5 games
  • FOX – 1 game
  • CBS – 1 game
  • Barstool Sports – 1 game
  • specialty pack – 5 games

See what I mean? TSN will be showing 35 of the 43 bowl games this season. Over 80%. Amazing. I just wish they would show more games during the season.

Alright I have started toying with a new format for the blog posts. Not saying this is set in stone but I am going to try it out for a bit and if I feel it’s working then this is what it will look like going forward (until I get bored and want to change it again). Enjoy the rest of your week everyone!

Bowl Projections (as of the end of the Pac-12 Championship)

Alright here we go with bowl projection updates. Just the one tonight after Utah beat USC thanks to the Trojans forgetting how to tackle (oh, and Caleb Williams being injured but the tackling thing was a real problem). This means there are pretty big changes at the top. Let’s get to it.

Fiesta BowlCFP #2 vs. CFP #3Michigan vs. TCU
Peach BowlCFP #1 vs. CFP #4Georgia vs. Ohio State

The one big change is with the USC loss, Ohio State moves into the Peach Bowl spot. Even if TCU loses, my guess is The Committee will want to avoid a Michigan-tOSU rematch in the semis but who knows.

Rose BowlBig Ten #1 vs. Pac-12 #1Penn State vs. Utah
Cotton BowlCFP At-Large vs. G-5 #1USC vs. Tulane
Sugar BowlSEC #1 vs. Big XII #1Alabama vs. Kansas State
Orange BowlACC #1 vs. Big Ten/Notre Dame/SECNorth Carolina vs. Tennessee

Here’s where the changes start. Utah’s Pac-12 Championship victory gives them the automatic Rose Bowl bid. This means Washington is now not in the New Year’s Six at all. USC drops to the Cotton Bowl. Nothing else changes for now but a shit-ton could change by the end of the night tomorrow.

Citrus BowlSEC vs. Big TenLSU vs. Purdue
ReliaQuest BowlSEC vs. Big TenSouth Carolina vs. Minnesota
Music City BowlSEC vs. Big TenOle Miss vs. Illinois
Gator BowlSEC vs. ACCArkansas vs. Clemson
Arizona BowlMWC vs. MACBoise State vs. Buffalo
Sun BowlACC vs. Pac-12Duke vs. UCLA
Duke’s Mayo BowlBig Ten vs. ACCIowa vs. Florida State
Alamo BowlBig XII vs. Pac-12Texas vs. Washington
Cheez-It BowlBig XII vs. ACCKansas vs. Notre Dame
Pinstripe BowlBig Ten vs. ACCUConn vs. Pittsburgh
Texas BowlSEC vs. Big XIIMississippi State vs. Oklahoma State
Holiday BowlACC vs. Pac-12Syracuse vs. Oregon
Liberty BowlSEC vs. Big XIIKentucky vs. Texas Tech
Military BowlACC vs. AACNC State vs. UCF
Guaranteed Rate BowlBig Ten vs. Big XIIWisconsin vs. Baylor
Birmingham BowlSEC vs. AAC/ACC/C-USAMissouri vs. Cincinnati
First Responder BowlTwo of AAC, Big XII, C-USA, Sun Belt, MWCSMU vs. North Texas
Camellia BowlSun Belt vs. MAC/C-USALouisiana vs. Toledo
Quick Lane BowlBig Ten vs. MACMaryland vs. Bowling Green
Hawaii BowlBYU/AAC/C-USA vs. MWCMiddle Tennessee vs. San Diego State
Independence BowlAAC vs. ArmyHouston vs. BYU
Gasparilla BowlTwo of AAC, ACC, SEC, Pac-12East Carolina vs. Wake Forest
Armed Forces BowlTwo of Big XII, C-USA, AACOklahoma vs. WKU
New Orleans BowlSun Belt vs. C-USASouth Alabama vs. UTSA
Boca Raton BowlTwo of AAC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACGeorgia Southern vs. New Mexico State
Idaho Potato BowlMWC vs. MACUtah State vs. Eastern Michigan
Myrtle Beach BowlTwo of AAC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACLiberty vs. Southern Miss
Frisco BowlTwo of AAC, MWC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACRice vs. Air Force
Las Vegas BowlSEC vs. Pac-12Florida vs. Oregon State
LendingTree BowlSun Belt vs. MAC/C-USACoastal Carolina vs. Ohio
LA BowlPac-12 vs. MWCWashington State vs. Fresno State
New Mexico BowlMWC vs. AAC/C-USA/MACWyoming vs. Marshall
Fenway BowlACC vs. AACLouisville vs. Memphis
Cure BowlTwo of AAC, MWC, Sun Belt, C-USA, MACSan Jose State vs. Troy
Bahamas BowlC-USA vs. MACUAB vs. Miami-OH

I’ve made a few changes but nothing drastic. Realistically, very few of these are even rumored at this point. Especially the ones involving Group of Five teams. That will change dramatically as you will hear probably a hundred different bowl rumours by about 2:00 tomorrow afternoon.

Some news that is not bowl related: Deion Sanders is going to be the next head coach at Colorado. He is bringing with him at least one coach from Jackson State and a few of his players. It also looks like an Alabama coach will join him there, perhaps as a coordinator. I am actually shocked by this. I figured Deion would stay in the south or southeast portion of the United States. Georgia Tech figured to be a great fit for him but once the Yellow Jackets decided to take the interim tag off Brent Key (and rightfully so), there weren’t many other landing spots at the Power Five level for Primetime. I can’t see Colorado already becoming a contender but it will be interesting how he works the transfer portal to get the team on the right track.

I will be updating this throughout the day at various times. On Sunday, the updates I usually do are:

  • After the CFP selections.
  • After the NY6 selections.
  • Halfway through the rest of the bowl selection show.
  • Near the end of the bowl selection show.
  • Once bowl games are finalized.

I may have one or two more updates in between depending on how fast these announcements hit.

The beginning of a new era (and the Conference Championship Weekend TV schedule)

It’s official. For the 2024 FBS season, the College Football Playoff will expand to twelve teams. Everyone involved had to wait for the Rose Bowl, college football’s stubborn grandpa, to come to an agreement to be a part of the newly expanded playoff format. The Rose Bowl wanted to keep its status and it’s Big Ten vs. Pac-12 format. The officials basically told the Rose Bowl to fuck themselves with a rusty hammer and if they didn’t at least come to a compromise with the College Football Playoff, they would be out for good. If that had happened, the future of the Rose Bowl would have been in serious doubt. In the end, they all figured out a way to still make the Rose Bowl an integral part of the CFP (which they should be) without the Rose Bowl getting special treatment.

The new CFP will take the top six conference champions, regardless of conference, and six Wild Card teams. This guarantees at least one spot for the Group of Five with the possibility for two. As you probably know, first round games will be on campus and will be played around December 21st to give teams enough times to prepare for the quarterfinals which will be held between December 31st and January 2nd. What this does for the future of Bowl Season is up in the air. I can’t see the rest of the bowls all continuing going forward but who knows. The NCAA may just make it so 5 wins is the new cutoff for bowl-eligibility.

Alright let’s just get to what you’re here for: conference championship weekend. Everything comes into (mostly) perfect vision once these games are completed. And now that divisions are slowly going away in conferences (the Pac-12 has no divisions this year), we will be getting better games going forward. I honestly wonder if they should just have a regular week going forward but I know there’s a lot of money in staging these championship games.

Friday

Conference USA Championship: New Mexico State (+10.5) at Liberty7:00

This network continues to be smart in the way they figure out WHEN to put a game. They get an entire national audience for almost an entire half and then, if the game is close, many people will stick with it to the end. Brilliant. Plus, with the added possibility of seeing a potential New Year’s Six berth clinched here, it means they should get more eyeballs on this game than ever before. Prediction: This game is the biggest one, not only in Liberty’s history, but in Conference USA’s history. This is their chance to put a team in the New Year’s Six for the first time. The first part gets done this night. Liberty 39 New Mexico State 34.

Pac-12 Championship: #11 Utah vs. #4 USC (in Paradise, NV)8:00 PM

Now FOX I don’t think is smart at all putting this game here. 6:00 local time on a Friday night? Ugh. The conference and the network never seem to learn. I guess it’s better than having it in Santa Clara but it’s only a slight improvement. Maybe one day FOX will figure it out and keep this game on Saturday. Prediction: USC makes a bit of a statement and solidifies their spot in the College Football Playoff. USC 44 Utah 17.

Saturday Early

Big XII Championship: #10 Kansas State vs. #3 TCU (in Arlington)Noon

No Texas. No Oklahoma. This feels a bit weird. But nice. It’s a fresh matchup, at least in terms of conference championship weekend. TCU wins here and they get their College Football Playoff spot, much to the chagrin of a few fanbases and ESPN as a whole. A Wildcats win and all hell may break loose. I normally like chaos but TCU would be a CFP newbie and I like that as well. Prediction: The Horned Frogs will prevail and then we will wait to see if they can prove they belonged in the first place. TCU 39 Kansas State 32.

MAC Championship: Ohio vs. Toledo (in Detroit)Noon

One of only two conference championship games on TSN this Saturday. Again, blame the World Cup but I have a feeling this may be the future of what we see with college football on TSN. And it was going so well for a while. Oh well. Important? Not really as there isn’t even a 100% guarantee that the MAC champion would play in Detroit again at the Quick Lane Bowl. Prediction: Meaningless game but it should be a close one. Ohio 31 Toledo 30.

Saturday Afternoon

Valparaiso at New Mexico State3:00 PM

Up until yesterday, this game was super important to the Aggies. They needed to win to get in. Now, the game means less because the Aggies’ waiver has been accepted and they will be chosen before schools in the 5-7 APR pool. So it’s almost a guarantee that they will be going bowling. Prediction: This shouldn’t be close. New Mexico State 51 Valparaiso 7.

Sun Belt Championship: Coastal Carolina at Troy3:30 PM

It’s amazing how few of these games have any importance. Especially with how Group of Five tie-ins are almost never adhered to…at least in any particular conference order. Prediction: It’s football and if it’s close I will venture to it at some point. Like flies to shit (or maybe a better analogy than that). Troy 40 Coastal Carolina 24.

Mountain West Championship: Fresno State at Boise State4:00 PM

If the Bulldogs and Broncos hadn’t had such terrible non-conference starts to their season, this might have been important. Prediction: I have no preference here as it’s a game that should probably be on at night in the cold on the blue turf. Fresno State 38 Boise State 35.

SEC Championship: #14 LSU vs. #1 Georgia (in Atlanta)4:00 PM

It used to be that no conference dared to go up against the SEC Championship, at least in full. Now they do. It’s not an overall bad idea because if this game is not close then a lot of people will change the channel (or should…I don’t understand people who will stick with games that are way out of hand unless you are a fan of either team). Prediction: This will be close…for maybe about three quarters. Georgia 42 LSU 20.

American Championship: #22 UCF at #18 Tulane4:00 PM

This is for the Cotton Bowl spot. Does UCF really deserve to be here with this opportunity? I don’t think so. Saying that, other than Tulane, no Group of Five team has really knocked it out of the park this season and even the Green Wave have had their hiccups. Prediction: Tulane will be the next new team to clinch a New Year’s Six bowl spot. Tulane 26 UCF 23.

SWAC Championship: Southern at Jackson State4:00 PM

I still think Jackson State should have gone into the FCS Playoffs as I think they would have a good chance to go far, if not win the whole damn thing. Instead, they are here playing for the SWAC Championship. I’m sorry; who in their right fucking mind would think JSU is not the best HBCU football school this year if they lose here? So dumb. Prediction: JSU mops the floor with Southern in what should be Deion Sanders’ coaching finale in Jackson. Jackson State 52 Southern 21.

Saturday Primetime

ACC Championship: #23 North Carolina vs. #9 Clemson (in Charlotte)8:00 PM

This is for the Orange Bowl spot. That’s it. Loser goes into the regular bowl pool. I still don’t understand why either the ACC or Big Ten doesn’t move their championship game to Noon but I think I’ve beaten that horse to the point where it’s pulp now. Prediction: I think this may be an unpopular pick but as I stated in my bowl projections post, I think Drake Maye goes off and the Tar Heels win a shootout and shock the Tigers. North Carolina 47 Clemson 43.

Big Ten Championship: Purdue vs. #2 Michigan (in Indianapolis)8:00 PM

Do I think this game has meaning? Not really. Michigan is in the CFP. They may fall to #4 if they lose here but I can’t see them falling any farther. I guess there’s more to this game for the Boilermakers since a win puts them, improbably, in the Rose Bowl. Prediction: No Purdue fan should book a ticket to Pasadena. Just don’t. Michigan 45 Purdue 17.

We are nearing the end. Regular season is over. Conference championships will end tomorrow night. However, this is where the excitement should ramp up. Games sometimes mean a hell of a lot more than they would have two months ago. Cross your fingers that we have some dandies this weekend. I am crossing mine. Enjoy the games everyone!

Iiiiiiiiiiit’s…TIME! For another Thanksgiving* FOOTBALLGASMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

*of course I mean American Thanksgiving but you already knew that….right?

Just because it’s Thanksgiving south of the border doesn’t mean we can’t have turkey and mashed potatoes and gravy and peas and sweet potatoes and stuffing and pumpkin pie and…oh man I’m getting hungry. I think it’s a good way to support our ‘Murican friends on Turkey Day, don’t you think?

One sad thing is that everyday college football ends tonight. Tomorrow there are no games. I think there should be one. When I become commissioner of college football, I will do that. For all of you. There’s still college football on American Thanksgiving Day along with the usual NFL fare and then things ramp the fuck up starting Black Friday. I am so ready. Let’s get to the schedules and again it will be in the normal Thanksgiving style that I use….with a bit of a twist this year. Again, I am using AP Poll rankings because this blog post will come out a few hours before the next College Football Playoff Rankings come out.

Tuesday

Bowling Green (+6.5) at Ohio7:00 PM

The week starts with the MAC East Division title game. If the Bobcats win, they head to Detroit. If the Falcons win, as of right now, they also head to Detroit. What is planned for Buffalo with their cancelled game against Akron is anyone’s guess. Predicted score: Ohio 38 Bowling Green 28.

Thursday

Mississippi State (+2.5) at #20 Ole Miss7:00 PM

There is no chance this game could be important. It would have been if the Rebs could have beat Arkansas last week. Instead they were run out of the building. There may also be the distraction of Lane Kiffin possibly being named head coach of Auburn soon. Oh, and if you’ve noticed, I’m including the spread and a predicted score for each game. Predicted score: Ole Miss 41 Mississippi State 24.

Friday

#19 Tulane (+2) at #24 CincinnatiNoon

I’m glad that ABC has made sure to have the AAC appear a few times on the main network during a season. Otherwise, this would have gone to, at best, ESPN if not lower. Huge game. Winner goes into the catbird seat for the Cotton Bowl spot. The loser could still go to the AAC Championship Game with a UCF loss later on. Predicted score: Cincinnati 43 Tulane 27.

Utah State (+16.5) at Boise StateNoon

I’m sure CBS was hoping for a much bigger game here. USU is already bowl-eligible and Boise has clinched their spot in the Mountain West Championship. That’ll be a pass for me, dawg. Predicted score: Boise State 34 Utah State 27.

Central Michigan (-2) at Eastern MichiganNoon

Speaking of games that mean nothing, here’s another one. CMU is not going bowling. EMU is. Predicted score: Eastern Michigan 35 Central Michigan 27.

Baylor (+8.5) at #23 TexasNoon

This could mean big things for Texas. They have to take care of business on their own end and beat the Bears here. If they do, they can then watch Kansas State-Kansas and hope the Wildcats lose for them to get a Big XII Championship opportunity. Predicted score: Texas 41 Baylor 39.

Toledo (-7.5) at Western MichiganNoon

Nothing really to see here. Toledo is going to Ford Field for the MAC Championship and WMU is home for the holidays. Predicted score: Toledo 30 Western Michigan 19.

NC State (+6.5) at #17 North Carolina3:30 PM

The Tar Heels will use this as a tune-up for their game against Clemson the following weekend. Beating the Tigers is the only probably way for UNC to get to the Orange Bowl. Predicted score: NC State 30 North Carolina 29.

Arkansas (-3) at Missouri3:30 PM

Mizzou needs a win here to go bowling. Arkansas is already in…barely. Could be fun. Predicted score: Arkansas 26 Missouri 24.

New Mexico (+7.5) at Colorado State3:30 PM

Arguably the two worst teams in the Mountain West here. There are better options on at the same time. Predicted score: Colorado State 18 New Mexico 12.

Nebraska (+10.5) at Iowa4:00 PM

I do find it a bit funny that this seems to get relegated more and more to the Big Ten Network. Anyway, a win here and the offensively challenged Hawkeyes get a trip to Indianapolis. Lose and there are ways in which they still go to the Big Ten Championship and other ways where they don’t. I went over that in the previous post and flat-out refuse to go into it here. Predicted score: Iowa 32 Nebraska 17.

#18 UCLA (-10) at California4:30 PM

The Bruins played themselves out of a potential Pac-12 Championship berth so they are playing for the extremely slim possibility of going to a New Year’s Six bowl. And it is EXTREMELY slim. Predicted score: UCLA 45 California 27.

Florida (+9.5) at #16 Florida State7:30 PM

Does this game mean much in the grand scheme of things? Not really. The Noles would need a lot to happen to get into the NY6 and the Gators are bowl-eligible. Does this game mean much to fans of either team? Abso-fucking-lutely. Predicted score: Florida State 33 Florida 14.

Saturday Early

South Carolina (+14.5) at #8 ClemsonNoon

With so many options, this is one of them. Could the Cocks shock the Tigers? Yeah I guess. I can’t see it happening though. Clemson does need to win here, though, to keep any small College Football Playoff possibilities alive. Predicted score: Clemson 43 South Carolina 24.

Rutgers (+14) at MarylandNoon

Rutgers is out, Maryland is in. I think we will see a fair amount of these types of games for this week. Predicted score: Maryland 38 Rutgers 24.

WKU (-7) at Florida AtlanticNoon

The Owls are fighting for their bowl lives here. The Hilltoppers need a win (and a North Texas loss) to play for the Conference USA Championship. For once, there are some good stakes from the noon CBSSN game. Predicted score: WKU 38 Florida Atlantic 31.

Georgia Tech (+35.5) at #1 GeorgiaNoon

Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate. There actually is quite a bit of importance to this one. Georgia cannot slip up if they want to go into conference championship week as the number one team in the land. Tech needs a victory to go bowling which would be an absolutely remarkable turnaround from the dreadful Geoff Collins era. Predicted score: Georgia 52 Georgia Tech 20.

West Virginia (+8.5) at Oklahoma StateNoon

No. I mean why? To see if Neal Brown gets fired after the game ends, Herm Edwards-style? Predicted score: Oklahoma State 30 West Virginia 28.

Coastal Carolina (+13.5) at James MadisonNoon

This seems like a huge spread in favour of JMU considering how good the Chanticleers have been this season. I guess it does show what kind of home field advantage the Dukes have. Unfortunately, thanks to stupid NCAA rules, JMU can’t go to a bowl game because they had the audacity to be good in their first year at the FBS level. Stupid. CCU needs a win and a LOT of help to be considered in the Cotton Bowl conversation. Predicted score: Coastal Carolina 24 James Madison 18.

#3 Michigan (+7.5) at #2 Ohio StateNoon

The Game. The biggest one in a few years. Winner almost guarantees themselves a spot in the College Football Playoff. The loser isn’t out either if things go their way. High, HIGH stakes here in a game where Gus Johnson might lose his voice. Predicted score: Ohio State 38 Michigan 37.

Saturday Afternoon

Southern vs. Grambling (in New Orleans)2:00 PM

Prairie View A&M had a chance to wrap up the SWAC West Division title and were stunned by lowly Mississippi Valley State. This means that Southern can now sneak in and win the division and a date with Jackson State in the SWAC Championship if they beat Grambling. Predicted score (I couldn’t find any gambling lines for this game): Southern 40 Grambling 24.

#25 Louisville (+3.5) at Kentucky3:00 PM

And odd start time here, especially by SEC Network standards. Both teams are bowling. Neither team can get to the New Year’s Six. People will watch if this game stays close but otherwise there is no reason to. Predicted score: Kentucky 33 Louisville 26.

#9 Oregon (-3) at #21 Oregon State3:30 PM

Look, Oregon State is a good team. No, I’m not lying. No wonder the spread is so low. Could be very loud in Corvallis for this one. The Ducks need a win here to get to the Pac-12 Championship and keep their CFP hopes alive. Oregon State is going for their ninth victory of the season, their highest win total since 2012. Predicted score: Oregon 41 Oregon State 40.

Illinois (-14) at Northwestern3:30 PM

We will know by now whether this game actually means anything to Illinois. I could see Bret Bielema getting a nice, fat extension in the offseason. As of right now, I have no idea whether this game or the other BTN game on at this time will be shown on the specialty pack. The specialty pack schedules show neither at this point which is always a bad sign. Hopefully this gets rectified by Saturday. Predicted score: Illinois 41 Northwestern 21.

UPDATE #2: This is now showing on the specialty pack guide.

Purdue (-10.5) at Indiana3:30 PM

The Old Oaken Bucket. Again, we will know by start time whether Purdue has a shot at the Big Ten West or not. I have this game in the BTN slot that Canadians would get. Who the hell knows what will happen though. Predicted score: Purdue 30 Indiana 15.

Auburn (+22) at #7 Alabama3:30 PM

Alabama doesn’t really have a chance at the College Football Playoff, do they? I mean I don’t think so but I know ESPN’s love for the Bama brand. Oh and do you want some laughs? Auburn needs a win here to be bowl-eligible AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Barely got that out before laughing. Predicted score: Alabama 41 Auburn 17.

UAB (-17.5) at Louisiana Tech3:30 PM

The Blazers are having a down year. At least a down for year for this program since they were resurrected. They can get in to a bowl game with a win here. Predicted score: UAB 35 Louisiana Tech 18.

Minnesota (+3.5) at Wisconsin3:30 PM

Look there’s nothing much going on here. Neither team really has a legit shot at the Big Ten West title. And they are both going bowling. Meh. Predicted score: Wisconsin 30 Minnesota 26.

Wake Forest (-3.5) at Duke3:30 PM

Duke has been a massive surprise this season. They have been seriously competitive all season and Mike Elko is going to get a bit of Coach of the Year consideration (even though he won’t win). This game doesn’t mean anything as both teams are comfortably bowl-eligible. Predicted score: Wake Forest 38 Duke 26.

UPDATE #3: This still isn’t showing on the specialty pack guide although it should in the next 24 hours.

Virginia at Virginia Tech3:30 PMcancelled

The Commonwealth Cup game between UVA and VT has been cancelled. I am not surprised by this decision and it was made a lot easier by the fact that neither team would be going to a bowl game this year anyway. I put forth an idea on Twitter of maybe having the game during Army-Navy week (before the game perhaps) and have the ticket money go to the families or charity or something like that. Don’t think that would go through as I have a feeling the Virginia football program just needs this season to end so they can continue their mourning.

Memphis (+4.5) at SMU3:30 PM

Both teams are 6-5. This means very little in the grand scheme of things. Predicted score: SMU 31 Memphis 25.

UPDATE #4: This isn’t showing on the specialty pack guide. I am sure the UVA-VT cancellation has to be adjusted before this will show up.

Troy (-13.5) at Arkansas State3:30 PM

This is an odd one. This game was moved here during the shuffle caused by the Hoos-Hokies cancellation. Non-cable users in the U.S. can get this game on ESPN+ as an ESPNU game. I have a feeling this might be enough to screw things up on the specialty pack end of things meaning this game would show up nowhere here. We shall see. Predicted score: Troy 36 Arkansas State 13.

UPDATE #5: Well I am right that at this point the specialty pack is not showing this game. I have a feeling that will change by Thursday afternoon but I will keep you all updated.

Iowa State (+10) at #4 TCU4:00 PM

The Horned Frogs cannot falter here. They are closing in on a dream season and the last thing they need is a struggle against the Cyclones. I could see ISU keeping this one close in what could be Matt Campbell’s final game as head coach of the Clones. Predicted score: TCU 34 Iowa State 24.

#14 Utah (-29.5) at Colorado4:00 PM

Utah doesn’t have a shot at the Pac-12 Championship so this means little to them. Colorado is horrendously awful so I am sure they want this season to end quickly. Predicted score: Utah 42 Colorado 10.

Saturday Primetime

#5 LSU (-10) at Texas A&M7:00 PM

LSU cannot look ahead to Georgia despite the fact that the Aggies might very well be the worst team in the SEC this year. Never thought I would say that about a Jimbo Fisher-coached team but they are awful. Predicted score: LSU 39 Texas A&M 23.

#22 UCF (-19.5) at USF7:00 PM

The Knights should mop the floor with USF. They need to, otherwise they unbelievably won’t go to the AAC Championship and destroyed their Cotton Bowl chances in a matter of one week. Predicted score: UCF 48 USF 14.

#15 Notre Dame (+5.5) at #6 USC7:30 PM

Notre Dame looked dead to rights earlier in the season. Now, if they win here, they probably lock up an Orange Bowl bid. Incredible. USC, on the other hand, has already clinched a spot in the Pac-12 title game and have to win here to keep their CFP hopes alive. ABC was smart to put this in primetime. Predicted score: USC 43 Notre Dame 40.

Tulsa (+12) at Houston7:30 PM

Nothing to play for here. Unless it’s close, don’t bother. Predicted score: Houston 31 Tulsa 26.

#10 Tennessee (-14) at Vanderbilt7:30 PM

This is actually a big game for both teams. Crazy, right? The Dores win here and they go bowling which would be huge for this program that has struggled since James Franklin left. The Vols need to keep up with the rest of the teams above them if they want any hope of getting into the College Football Playoff, as much of a long shot as it is. And both teams will want to destroy the chances of the other. Too bad for Vandy that I have a feeling Tennessee will show up VERY angry. Predicted score: Tennessee 49 Vanderbilt 13.

Pittsburgh (-6.5) at Miami8:00 PM

A Miami win gets the Canes bowl-eligible. It’s shocking how far this team has fallen. Good call shitcanning Manny Diaz for no reason other than to nab Mario Cristobal, right? Some of these programs just overthink these kinds of things, usually to their detriment. Predicted score: Miami 22 Pittsburgh 15.

Kansas (+12) at #12 Kansas State8:00 PM

OK sure the primetime slate doesn’t have some of the pizazz as the earlier games of the day (minus the ND-USC game) but a lot of these games still have importance. KSU wins here and they head to JerryWorld for the first time for the Big XII Championship. Kansas can stop that from happening. And it could happen. Kansas is actually pretty good. Predicted score: Kansas State 36 Kansas 30.

Saturday Late Night

Air Force (-1.5) at San Diego State9:00 PM

SDSU and the AFA squandered any chances of promising seasons early on in the season. Both teams are still having decent years but they are being overshadowed by a few other teams who have just been that much better when it counted. Predicted score: San Diego State 23 Air Force 17.

SE Missouri State at Montana10:00 PM

How about this? FCS Playoffs on ESPN2? Sure. But the first round of the playoffs? This has not happened since they expanded to 24 teams in 2013. Should be a nice change of pace. And it should be seriously cold up in Missoula. Predicted score: Montana 38 SE Missouri State 36.

UPDATE #6: For some reason, this isn’t appearing on the specialty pack guide. I’m sure it will soon enough but being an FCS game I am a bit worried it won’t end up appearing at all.

#13 Washington (-2) at Washington State10:30 PM

If Oregon loses to Oregon State earlier in the day, this game becomes massive. The Huskies can then clinch a Pac-12 Championship Game spot with a win here in the Apple Cup. Otherwise, this game isn’t really that important. I mean I will watch it. Hell, I will also watch the BYU-Stanford game that starts half an hour after this. Why? Because that’s what I do. I honestly can’t totally figure it out anymore. Predicted score: Washington State 24 Washington 14.

UPDATE: I have updated the rankings to match the CFP Rankings.

Holy shit that’s a lot of football! No complaints though since we know what it will be like in a few months. I will be on Twitter often but not all the time as even I need sleep/pass out. As I mentioned about TSN last week, their coverage is much reduced this year for the final week of the college football regular season. I wouldn’t look too much into this as the World Cup takes up most of the early window and that’s where TSN usually had three or four games alone. Does it suck for college football fans who don’t have the specialty pack? Absolutely. But I guess if you are a college football fan, buying a specialty pack would be the least you would do, no?

I will keep this post updated when need be. It wouldn’t surprise me if there were some specialty pack updates. I hope TSN is set but I don’t trust them fully. Anyway, have a great rest of the week and enjoy the games everyone!

So I wonder how he got back from Ireland? Oh, and the Week 1 college football schedule

I can’t see the Nebraska team and staff and everyone else who made the trip to Dublin allowing Frosty the Coachman to board the same flight as him. Probably safer for him anyway. He would have been thrown out of the plane over the Atlantic somewhere. All because of a horrible onside kick playcall that was not needed (among other poor coaching decisions). Just a complete fucking disaster for that team and now Frost’s hot seat is basically the surface of the sun.

Finally we have made it! Week One! And a full schedule. Hell, more than a full schedule it feels like. So much football and I will watch as much as I can because come January, it feels bad when it’s all gone. Let’s right to the (true) opening weekend schedule.

Thursday

USCanada
West Virginia at #17 Pittsburgh7:00 PM
Central Michigan at #12 Oklahoma State7:00 PM
Ball State at Tennessee7:00 PM
VMI at #22 Wake Forest7:30 PM
Alabama A&M at UAB8:00 PM
Louisiana Tech at Missouri8:00 PM
Penn State at Purdue8:00 PM
New Mexico State at Minnesota9:00 PM
Northern Arizona at Arizona State10:00 PM
Cal Poly at at Fresno State10:30 PM

As I said during the Week Zero schedule post, I would be including games that most Canadians won’t get up here, even with the specialty packs. I’m doing this because some have switched to an IPTV provider and can get some (or all) of these games. So while the NAU-ASU game might not look exciting (and it probably won’t be), I will still list it.

Nice to see the Backyard Brawl back as WVU and Pitt get a bit of a national spotlight for this one. Also, you have to wonder if Mike Gundy has the last game the Pokes played against CMU in his mind when the Chips won on a Hail Mary play that shouldn’t have even been allowed. Also, FOX will show a Thursday night game on the network to start the season. I wish they did that more often and they honestly could with the NFL’s Thursday Night Football package moving to Amazon Prime.

Friday

USCanada
Western Michigan at #15 Michigan State7:00 PM
Virginia Tech at Old Dominion7:00 PM
Temple at Duke7:30 PM
Illinois at Indiana8:00 PM
TCU at Colorado10:00 PM

3-hour windows. Good lord. Yes, TSN’s schedule says that the TCU-CU game starts at 10:30 but that’s not true. Stupid ESPN.

UPDATE: If you were planning on watching the WMU-MSU game on ESPN, you will have to move to ESPN2 as ESPN is now showing US Open tennis.

Saturday Early

USCanada
Colorado State at #8 MichiganNoon
Rutgers at Boston CollegeNoon
Buffalo at MarylandNoon
Delaware at NavyNoon
#13 NC State at East CarolinaNoon
North Carolina at Appalachian StateNoon
South Dakota State at IowaNoon
Sam Houston at #6 Texas A&MNoon
Richmond at Virginia12:30 PM

First full slate of Saturday games. Feels good. Nothing big here. The UNC-App State game could be the most intriguing as you don’t often see Power Five teams travel to Group of Five teams so there is some upset potential there.

Saturday Afternoon

USCanada
Bowling Green at UCLA2:30 PM
#3 Georgia vs. #11 Oregon (in Atlanta)3:30 PM
Bethune-Cookman at #16 Miami3:30 PM
North Dakota at Nebraska3:30 PM
Arizona at San Diego State3:30 PM
#24 Houston at UTSA3:30 PM
#23 Cincinnati at #19 Arkansas3:30 PM
UTEP at #9 Oklahoma3:30 PM
Tulsa at Wyoming3:30 PM
#25 BYU at USF4:00 PM
UC-Davis at California4:00 PM
Troy at #21 Ole Miss4:00 PM

Now we get to the meat of Week One. I am not really a fan of neutral-site games but let’s be honest: we are all watching a good portion of that UGA-UO matchup. Perhaps a College Football Playoff elimination game there (although we know one loss almost never kills a Power Five team’s chances). I’m interested to see what the brand new era of Sooner football will look like with Brent Venables now at the helm. And CBS opens with SDSU’s brand new stadium as they finally left the cavernous Murph for a more intimate viewing arrangement.

Also, you will notice a couple of other things. First, no games on ESPN2. As is usually the case, the U.S. Open tennis tournament is on ESPN2 all Saturday so that’s why there are no games airing there. It’s also why most of the TSNs aren’t available to show games this week. Secondly, the odd timing of the Pac-12 Network games. Well, thanks to the brains of Larry Scott (and others, yes, I know, but he was the commish), the Pac-12 Network has a national feed and regional feeds for all the schools. Each pair of schools shares a region. In this timeslot, the UCD-Cal game is actually only available on the P12N Bay Area feed. The BGSU-UCLA game is the P12N National game. Confused? Yeah it’s dumb.

Saturday Primetime

USCanada
Rice at #14 USC6:00 PM
#7 Utah at Florida7:00 PM
Illinois State at #18 Wisconsin7:00 PM
#5 Notre Dame at #2 Ohio State7:30 PM
SMU at North Texas7:30 PM
Memphis at Mississippi State7:30 PM
Utah State at #1 Alabama7:30 PM
Louisville at Syracuse8:00 PM
Colgate at Stanford8:00 PM

Game of the year in the opening weekend? You could argue that. The Irish and the Buckeyes face off in a massive non-conference matchup (I don’t know why I’m even saying that since the Irish will NEVER join a conference, right?). This will hopefully be worth the hype (and boy is ESPN/ABC going to push the hype to the next level for this one). So you could watch that OR you can watch Bama beat the snot out of USU. Your choice. Now watch that game be closer than the ND-tOSU game.

Saturday Late Night

USCanada
Idaho at Washington State9:30 PM
Boise State at Oregon State10:30 PM
Kent State at Washington10:30 PM

One of the more interesting matchups of the weekend goes down in Corvallis. I would normally say Boise is the favorite here but the Beavs have been a much improved team as of late. Also, there’s a true Hawaii Test if you can find a way to stream it (it starts at midnight).

Sunday

USCanada
Florida A&M vs. Jackson State (in Miami)3:00 PM
Tuskegee vs. Fort Valley State (in Montgomery)7:00 PM
LSU vs. Florida State (in New Orleans)7:30 PM

Speaking of interesting matchups, LSU-FSU is a juicy one down at the Superdome. Both teams are popular picks to improve this year. Let’s see how definitely Southern Brian Kelly fares in his opening contest in the SEC.

I am not sure about the two non-FBS games appearing on the specialty pack. Over the years, these opening Sunday games have been hit or miss so stay tuned.

Monday

USCanada
#4 Clemson at Georgia Tech8:00 PM

Geoff Collins wouldn’t be fired after Week 1 would he?

Big Games O’ The Week

Notre Dame at Ohio State (7:30, ABC/TSN2) – Sure there is another game that’s huge but this is THE big game of the week. I don’t remember the Irish starting with a game like this in recent memory and no, Texas doesn’t count. Now we have to hope ND doesn’t play like shit and makes the game unwatchable in the second half.

Georgia vs. Oregon (in Atlanta) (3:30, ABC/TSN2) – A new head coach for the Ducks up against a team trying to do the toughest thing in sports: repeat as champs. If you want, you can call this Game 1A of the Week (especially if you are a whiny SEC fan). A few questions will definitely be asked here, chief among them being can Bo Nix thrive outside the SEC, because last season he certainly didn’t thrive inside it.

Cincinnati at Arkansas (3:30, specialty pack) – If you had said three years ago that this would be the third best game of opening weekend, I would have drove you to the nearest AA or NA meeting. It’s a new college football world, though, and the Bearcats are still the Group of Five’s signature team until they are beaten. And Arkansas is slowly moving up the SEC ranks under possibly the most underrated head coach in the land, Sam Pittman. The Cats lost a lot of talent so this will give everyone a good idea as to what we can expect from them this season.

West Virginia at Pittsburgh (Thursday, 7:00, TSN2) – The Backyard Brawl is BACK! I am sure we will see references to 13-9 up until and throughout the game. Let’s see if the ‘Eers can put a bit of hurt on a Pitt team that believes they can repeat as ACC champs.

Psycho Game of the Week

Temple at Duke (Friday, 7:30, specialty pack) – Every week now instead of listing honourable mentions in the games of the week section, I will list a game that we all can get here but you would have to be a complete psycho to watch the entirety of (or you are a fan of one of the teams and even then). This week we have Temple travelling to the Carolinas to face Duke. Ugh. This feels like it could be a torture device used by the military. Anyway, unless it’s close, just avoid it.

The Degenerate Portion of Our Show

This section is the section for all you gambling degenerates out there and you KNOW WHO YOU ARE! I do bet on the NFL from time to time but I stopped gambling on college games. I think it took the fun out of it to be honest. Also, I sucked at it.

Alright, this season I am going to do something different. I am going to pick AGAINST THE SPREAD. That’s right! Make things a bit more difficult for me and gives all the more reason for you to not use these picks for your own gambling. I’ve warned you. Let’s begin.

Pittsburgh (-7.5) over West Virginia

Missouri (-19.5) over Louisiana Tech

Purdue (+3.5) over Penn State (with the Boilermakers winning outright)

Duke (-7.5) over Temple

TCU (-14) over Colorado

Appalachian State (+1.5) over North Carolina (with the Mountaineers winning outright)

San Diego State (-6) over Arizona

Oregon (+17) over Georgia (with the Bulldogs winning the game)

Florida (+3) over Utah (Gators win outright in upset)

Notre Dame (+17.5) over Ohio State (tOSU wins but game will be close)

Oregon State (-3) over Boise State

LSU (-3) over Florida State

And there you go! We are at Week 1 so rejoice, college football fans! I am so happy we have made it to this point. I will try to keep things updated over the next couple of days (if need be). I will be on Twitter (@TheBauceman) for a good portion of the action so check me there if you wish. And everyone enjoy the games!

So….many……BOWL GAMES!!!!! The Bowl Game TV Schedule

Let’s look at this graphic.  I think it’s like four or five years old.  How many of these bowls don’t exist anymore?  Well, let’s take a look.  The Russell Athletic Bowl, Cactus Bowl, St. Petersburg Bowl, Miami Beach Bowl, Poinsettia Bowl and Heart of Dallas Bowl all don’t exist, at least under those names.  I’m not even going to start on the sponsors.  There have been some absurd bowl sponsors but I am sincerely hoping they get even more absurd.  Like why not bring back the International Bowl in Toronto but call it the Timbit Bowl sponsored by Tim Hortons?  Or get Pornhub to sponsor a bowl game.  The possibilities are endless.

So supposedly TSN has at least part of their bowl schedule up.  I can see a link but it links to a previous year’s bowl schedule.  Hopefully it’s fixed and once it does, I can make sure the schedule is proper on this post.  I would try and predict it but considering what they are doing on the first three days of bowl season, I don’t know what’s going on there.  And with the World Juniors coming soon…yeah I’ll try my best but I will let you know when it’s all set.

So after last year where Bowl Season was an absolute shitshow, we are back to some normality.  Now let’s hope none of these bowls get cancelled for any reason.  Let’s get going with the even longer bowl schedule!

Friday December 17th

Bahamas Bowl: Middle Tennessee vs. Toledo Noon

This may be the one case where I think it’s OK to have a game on a weekday before Christmas.  I know there are logistical hurdles with this game so there’s a lot to do and also I am sure the stadium there wouldn’t be able to do a night game.  So I give this bowl game a pass.  Oh well, if this is like Bahamas Bowls of the past this should be good.

Cure Bowl: Coastal Carolina vs. Northern Illinois 6:00 PM espn2_hd

This bowl got some good Group of Five teams for once in its short history.  The Chants are still a team people love and the Huskies won the MAC.  It’s the passing acumen of Grayson McCall vs. the stingy defense of NIU.  Nice contrast of styles.  This is also only one of two bowl games on ESPN2 this season.  Why not give it to CBS if that’s the case?

Saturday December 18th

Boca Raton Bowl: Appalachian State vs. Western Kentucky 11:00 AM

Morning football.  We will see a lot of this for the first time ever as ESPN restructures how their bowl schedule shapes up.  And what a way to wake up than with a game where we could see 100 combined points.  This is a national showcase for Bailey Zappe as he is rocketing up draft boards around the NFL.

Celebration Bowl: Jackson State vs. South Carolina State Noon

The only FCS bowl around as the rest of the teams play in the FCS Playoffs.  If you really like the college bands that HBCU schools have then this is the game for you.  Also, you will see one of the best HBCU teams in recent memory.  I still await the time when Deion Sanders gets a legit offer to coach at the FBS level.  It could come around this time considering the sheer amount of openings still around.

New Mexico Bowl: Fresno State vs. UTEP 2:15 PM

I know I am going to watch this.  Yes there are other games on at the same time but I am such a channel flipper that I end up watching games that probably don’t warrant watching.  Like I’ve watched at least an hour’s worth of UMass football this season.  What the fuck is wrong with me?  Anyway, two teams who were once WAC teams face off in this one.  I wonder if this will get close to a sell-out considering UTEP doesn’t exactly go to a lot of bowls and Albuquerque isn’t too far from El Paso.

UPDATE #4: With the Raiders-Browns game being postponed, this game will also be on TSN5.

Independence Bowl: #13 BYU vs. UAB 3:30 PM

I’m wondering how much BYU fans can’t wait to be in the Big XII.  This right here shows that being a college football Independent really only works if you’re Notre Dame.  People can crow about their good schedule and all that crap.  But your reward for almost getting into the New Year’s Six is to be in fucking Shreveport before Christmas?  The bowl system is broken and this is a perfect example.  Also, the Cougs are only favoured by 7?  I just don’t get this.

UPDATE #3: With the Raiders-Browns game being postponed, this game will also be on TSN1.

LendingTree Bowl: Liberty vs. Eastern Michigan 5:45 PM

Two relatively average Group of Five teams.  As I’ve said earlier, I watch games like this.  I am hoping it is a close one to keep my attention.

LA Bowl: Oregon State vs. Utah State 7:30 PM

So let met get this straight.  It’s the first ever Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl.  And instead of having UCLA there to hopefully pack a good portion of the stadium, they get Oregon State.  This is completely stupid.  This isn’t even about getting the best bowl matchup, as they love to say.  UCLA against USU would be just as good as the matchup we see here.  And this is on ABC to boot.  Dumb.

New Orleans Bowl: #23 Louisiana vs. Marshall 9:00 PM

Finally, the Ragin Cajuns ascended to the top of the Sun Belt mountain.  Their reward was to stay near home to play at the Superdome.  This should sell quite a few tickets.  They go up against a really good Marshall offense in this one to finish the first big day of bowl season (no offense to the previous day but come on).

Monday December 20th

Myrtle Beach Bowl: Tulsa vs. Old Dominion 2:30 PM

So they have this game on in the middle of the day, five days before Christmas.  I get that Monday Night Football is on at night.  So if that’s the case, don’t put a fucking bowl game on that day.  There are ways around this and ESPN just doesn’t seem to understand that they can do that.  They control the broadcasts for over 90% of the bowl games.  Figure it out!  On top of that, Coastal isn’t in this game so they may not even sell out the small stadium near Myrtle Beach.  Ugh.

UPDATE #5: This game has been moved to TSN2 with the NFL game now being on TSN1.

Tuesday December 21st

Idaho Potato Bowl: Wyoming vs. Kent State 3:30 PM

Why don’t they put this game on late and have the Frisco Bowl on in early spot?  Do I have to do everything around here?  Hopefully it’s a good Footbaw Weather game and we witness some crazy shenanigans because otherwise many of you will only be able to see the second half at most.

Frisco Bowl: #24 San Diego State vs. UTSA 7:30 PM

This could be the first bowl game that comes close to must-see territory.  And it gets a primetime spot which is good.  Both teams are two of the better Group of Five teams this season with UTSA coming within one destruction at the hands of North Texas from being undefeated this season and SDSU looking great all year except for getting boatraced by Utah State in the Mountain West Championship.

UPDATE #8: This game has been moved to TSN3 because of the WFT-Eagles game being put on TSN1.

Wednesday December 22nd

Armed Forces Bowl: Army vs. Missouri 8:00 PM

The Armed Forces Bowl with Army.  Makes sense.  Mizzou being here?  Sure I guess although I am surprised they didn’t get a team from the state of Texas to play here against the Black Knights.

Thursday December 23rd

Frisco Football Classic: North Texas vs. Miami-OH 3:30 PM

So ESPN created a bowl game so that all bowl-eligible teams (plus Hawaii who had six wins but also seven losses) to play in bowl games this season.  That is very nice of them.  That’s why we get this game, the (not-so) awesomely named Frisco Football Classic.  This one-off game (we think) will pit two teams who are positively average.  And (this sounds like a broken record….Google what a record is, kids) this game is on in the afternoon on a weekday before Christmas.  Not ideal.​

UPDATE #11: This is now airing on TSN1 and TSN3.

Gasparilla Bowl: UCF vs. Florida 7:00 PM TSN2

I wonder if this game will sell out Raymond James Stadium.  You have to think there’s a great opportunity here.  See, this is the best of what bowl games can provide.  Two teams that really never play each other and aren’t too far from each other facing off in a national spotlight game.  UCF really could close the door on any debate for state supremacy with a win here.

UPDATE #12: This is now airing on TSN2.

UPDATE: This game is a sellout.

Friday December 24th

Hawaii Bowl: Hawaii vs. Memphis 8:00 PM TSN2

The Christmas Eve tradition continues!  I love having this on while I finish last minute wrapping and stocking stuffer stuffing.  Not going to lie to you all…I just got my Christmas tree up.  Yeah I’m crawling slowly into Christmas season unlike others who have 15,000 lights on outside and have bought the 146 presents that are already sitting under the tree.

UPDATE #13: Due to COVID (and other things), Hawaii has pulled out of the Hawaii Bowl meaning this game is cancelled.  Now what the hell am I going to do while I put the finishing touches on Christmas wrapping?

Saturday December 25th

Camellia Bowl: Georgia State vs. Ball State 2:30 PM TSN2

Football on Christmas Day.  Will this compete with the NBA and their traditional Christmas Day games?  Probably not, but it’s football so I will watch.  And if it’s close, even better.  Means I won’t change the channel.  My remote control would be happy.

Monday December 27th

Quick Lane Bowl: Nevada vs. Western Michigan 11:00 AM

This is one of those games that the Too Many Bowls crowd would point to and say “Hey…there’s too many bowls.”  I honestly don’t care because, as I have said often, it’s football so I will watch it.  We’ll see how I feel about the sheer amount of morning starts during bowl season.  I can see it getting old fast but who knows.

Military Bowl: Boston College vs. East Carolina 2:30 PM

Mike Houston has done a fantastic job down in Greenville with the Pirates.  I don’t think anyone, including ECU fans, thought this team would be bowling this season.  Instead, they have a chance to close out their season with eight wins if they can beat a very inconsistent BC squad.​

UPDATE #14: This game has been cancelled because of major COVID issues with the BC football team.

Tuesday December 28th

Birmingham Bowl: Auburn vs. #20 Houston Noon

Good to see this game has moved to UAB’s new Protective Stadium.  Gets it out of Legion Field which always looked like it was about to collapse during a game.  This also gets quite the good matchup.  This is the kind of game I would get more of during bowl season: P5 vs. G5.

First Responder Bowl: Air Force vs. Louisville 3:15 PM

I still remember back to the 2018 version of this game between Boston College and Boise State.  If you remember, the weather was so bad in the area that they had to completely cancel the game.  I am honestly shocked they did that since I figured they would do anything to get a bowl game completed.  I guessed wrong.  Anyway, Air Force will run a lot (spoiler alert) so let’s see if the Cards’ defense can stop the Falcons attack and keep this close.

Liberty Bowl: Mississippi State vs. Texas Tech 6:45 PM

The Mike Leach Bowl!  Mike Leach’s current team, the Bulldogs, face a team he used to coach and left on less-than-nice terms, the Red Raiders.  If it was totally up to Leach, the game would end up 77-76 with about 1400 yards passing between the two teams.

Holiday Bowl: #18 NC State vs. UCLA 8:00 PM Fox_College_Football_logo Fox_College_Football_logo

FOX is now down to one bowl game, this one.  At least it ended up a pretty good matchup in what could be Chip Kelly’s final game as Bruins head coach.  I assume that soon enough, Wolfpack fans will be back to wanting to fire Dave Doeren but it won’t happen after this game…unless they lose by like 30.

UPDATE #19: 19 updates.  Sweet Jesus.  Hey, stop me if you’ve heard this before.  Another bowl game cancelled.  UCLA basically has almost no defensive line to play tonight (among issues with some of the other units) thanks to COVID so this game is being cancelled.  This means FOX will not broadcast a bowl game this season.

Guaranteed Rate Bowl: Minnesota vs. West Virginia 10:15 PM

The former Cheez-It Bowl (the current Cheez-It Bowl is actually the old Camping World Bowl…yeah it’s confusing) isn’t exactly a sexy matchup.  I think we can be assured, though, that we won’t see the TCU-Cal debacle from a few years back.  At least I hope not since that was awful football.

Wednesday December 29th

Fenway Bowl: Virginia vs. SMU 11:00 AM

I am curious as to the setup of the field for this one.  I would laugh if it was like the games at Wrigley where there is no room between the end line and the ivy of the outfield wall.  Imagine a receiver catching a ball, taking two steps and crashing into the Green Monster?

UPDATE #15: I guess I have to wait another year to see how this will look since this game has been cancelled due to, you guessed it, Frank Stallone COVID.

Pinstripe Bowl: Maryland vs. Virginia Tech 2:15 PM

This should be a very close game between these two teams.  Nice to see the Terps back in a bowl game as Mike Locksley has FINALLY had a good season at the helm…of any team.  He was terrible as coach at New Mexico and wasn’t looking a whole lot better in College Park but has finally figured it out.  The Hokies will be in a showcase game for new coach Brent Pry as any returning players will try their best to show why they should get a lot of playing time next year on a team that clearly has fallen to the middle of the pack in the ACC.​

Cheez-It Bowl: #19 Clemson vs. Iowa State 5:45 PM

Does it feel like Clemson should be the 19th-ranked team in college football?  They weren’t even that good this season.  Despite the fact they are no longer the standard bearer in the ACC, this feels like a good spot to land because, honestly, they should have gone to a place like Shreveport to play.  Hey, just checked the spread and I think I’m justified in how I’m thinking.  Cyclones are favoured by 1 and not ranked.  And Clemson lost both coordinators to head coaching positions elsewhere.  Now watch the Tigers win by 50.

Alamo Bowl: #16 Oklahoma vs. #14 Oregon 9:15 PM

Best non-CFP, non-NY6 bowl?  You could make the case here.  The Sooners come in actually with a head coach as Mario Cristobal left the Ducks for Miami not too long ago.  I don’t think Brent Venables is coaching this game although it would be funny if the Sooners defense is playing like shit and he just decides to show up and coach the rest of the way out of disgust.

UPDATE #2: As soon as I post this, I learn that Dan Lanning will be the next head coach at Oregon.

Thursday December 30th

Duke’s Mayo Bowl: South Carolina vs. North Carolina 11:30 AM

This bowl has so much at stake.  OK it has two things at stake.  One, this is the battle for Carolina Supremacy.  OK more like teams with Carolina in their name Supremacy.  OK fine, North vs. South (excluding NC State).  The other is that the person who runs the Duke’s Mayo Bowl said he would donate $10,000 to the winning coach’s charity of choice if he is willing to have a Gatorade cooler full of Duke’s Mayo dumped on him after the win.  This is what we’ve all wanted.  This must happen.  And please let it be Mack Brown.

Music City Bowl: Tennessee vs. Purdue 3:00 PM

Another bowl game that was smart to get at least one close team to play in it.  Having the Vols play in Nashville pretty much guarantees a sellout.  And with Purdue, it looks like we will see a good, relatively close game.  It’s probably a good thing that college football fans aren’t like certain sets of soccer fans since seeing tens of thousands of people clad in bright orange tearing a stadium apart, attacking the other fans and taking on police officers would be a terrifying site (especially when the band plays Rocky Top and the Vol fans continue their attacks while singing).

Peach Bowl: #10 Michigan State vs. #12 Pittsburgh 7:00 PM

Alright, we finally have got to the first New Year’s Six bowl game.  The Pat Narduzzi Bowl.  If you had either of these two teams in a New Year’s Six bowl at the start of the season, then head to Vegas or buy a lottery ticket because you totally defeated the odds.  Two of the best college football players of the season will be on display in this one: Kenny Pickett and Kenneth Walker III.  I kind of wish the Heisman voting was done after bowl games because these showcases would be good for some of these players who are just outside the #1 spot and could use a great showing in front of a national audience to propel them to the top.

Las Vegas Bowl: Wisconsin vs. Arizona State 10:30 PM

Are the bars and casinos in Vegas ready for this one?  Forget the game: the Badger fans (and to a lesser extent, Sun Devil fans) will wipe out the beer economy in this city if they are allowed to.  The amount of puke in the streets and near the hotels (not to mention at the stadium) will be enormous.  It’s gonna stink.  I don’t know how good the game will be but the amount of fights in the stands has an over/under of 7.5.

Friday December 31st

Gator Bowl: #25 Texas A&M Rutgers vs. #17 Wake Forest 11:00 AM TSN2

One of the other candidates for non-NY6 bowl game of the season.  Somehow, Dave Clawson wasn’t hired by another team.  Texas A&M lost their defensive coordinator, Mike Elko, to Duke so this could be a bad day for the Aggie defense against Sam Hartman, who should have received more Heisman consideration if you ask me.

UPDATE #9: Texas A&M has major COVID issues inside the football program and will not have enough players ready for this game so they have pulled out.  As of right now, Rutgers, Texas & Illinois seem to be up next using APR calculations.  There is also the possibility that Marshall or Utah State, both teams already played in bowls this season, could be selected if a 5-7 team doesn’t accept.

UPDATE #10: Rutgers (RUTGERS!) will replace Texas A&M in the Gator Bowl.  Oh my.

Sun Bowl: Miami Central Michigan vs. Washington State 12:30 PM

I will say it for what feels like the twentieth year in a row: this is where I hate the way bowls do tie-ins.  The ACC does not belong in the Sun Bowl.  Either put in the Big XII (which is what I would prefer) or do a Mountain West tie-in.  You will struggle to fill half the stadium when an ACC team is there.  And not having UTEP there makes this even worse since that would at least get 30,000 fans or so inside the stadium and create a great atmosphere for the game.

UPDATE #16: Miami has pulled out of the Sun Bowl due to not wanting to go to El Paso COVID protocols.  I will keep you updated on if another team, maybe one that has already had a bowl game cancelled, will step up to play Wazzu.

UPDATE #18: Due to the Arizona Bowl being cancelled, Central Michigan is free to play in another bowl and has been invited to play in El Paso.  I think it’s only like a four hour drive and now the Chips get a shit-ton more money to play in the postseason.  Good work guys!

Arizona Bowl: Boise State vs. Central Michigan 2:00 PM barstool sports barstool sports

So….how can you even watch this game?  I guess you have to go to the Barstool Sports website?  How many people will watch this game, with the Cotton Bowl starting 90 minutes later, on New Year’s Eve, on a website that quite a few college football fans wouldn’t go to at gunpoint?  This may work like 5 years or so from now but in 2021, this still doesn’t fly.

UPDATE #17: Well, Barstool will have to wait another year to broadcast their first bowl game.  Boise State have way too many COVID issues to bring a team to Tucson so the bowl game has been cancelled.

Cotton Bowl: #1 Alabama vs. #4 Cincinnati 3:30 PM TSN2

OK we have got to the semi-final games.  This looks like it could go one of two ways.  The first way, and the one most people think it will go, is Bama absolutely annihilating the Bearcats and the game being essentially over by halftime.  The other way is that Cincy keeps this game very close going into the fourth quarter and social media goes apeshit at the potential for one of the biggest upsets in college football history.  I am praying for the latter.

Orange Bowl: #2 Michigan vs. #3 Georgia 7:30 PM TSN2

This is obviously the more exciting of the two semi-final matchups.  And it’s in primetime on New Year’s Eve?  I get sick of the Rose (and to a lesser extent, the Sugar) Bowl getting such preferential treatment when it comes to restructuring the playoff and Bowl Season.  Not saying they have to move off of New Year’s Day if they absolutely don’t need to but those two bowls sticking to those times makes it impossible in a situation like this to have the College Football Playoff semi-finals on anything other than New Year’s Eve.  It’s ridiculous and needs to be part of the conversation when they expand the playoff (which they will).  Anyway, this is going to very interesting as other than the SEC Championship, UGA’s defense was one of the best in recent memory.  Meanwhile, Michigan used the run better than almost any team in the nation and no team was really able to stop them, just maybe trip them up a bit.  I believe this is basically a pick’em.

Saturday January 1st

Outback Bowl: #21 Arkansas vs. Penn State Noon espn2_hd

Good for this game that it starts an hour earlier than the two games coming up next.  Otherwise it would probably get very few viewers.

Citrus Bowl: #22 Kentucky vs. #15 Iowa 1:00 PM

Final candidate for best non-New Year’s Six bowl game and it is on at an awful time.  I get that it gets crowded on New Year’s Day but overlapping with another game, a better game, is a recipe for disaster.  And frankly, it’s unfair for the Wildcats and Hawkeyes who both had great seasons.  Both teams will be looking to finish their seasons on a high note and go into the next season ranked in the preseason poll.

Fiesta Bowl: #5 Notre Dame vs. #9 Oklahoma State 1:00 PM

Now this should be interesting.  Will the Irish feel slighted about not getting into the CFP or will they run through a brick wall for new coach Marcus Freeman?  They are going to need everyone on point in this one going up against the OSU Fighting Mullets.  One day, we will get the glory of Mike Gundy in the College Football Playoff.  Maybe next year.

UPDATE #6: The Fiesta Bowl will also be on TSN5 around the start of the fourth quarter after the Outback Bowl is over.

Rose Bowl: #6 Ohio State vs. #11 Utah 5:00 PM

The Utes are in the Rose Bowl for the first time.  This is huge for the program and proves the Pac-12 made the right call bringing them in (Colorado is still up in the air).  They face a good Ohio State team who might be playing angry since they might feel they have been “relegated” to the Rose Bowl.  The question going into this one (and during the game) will be what Kyle Whittingham decides to do after this one is over since there is a rumour out there that he might retire after the Rose Bowl, win or lose.

Sugar Bowl: #8 Ole Miss vs. #7 Baylor 8:45 PM

Dave Aranda has done a masterful job in Waco.  As has Lane Kiffin in Oxford.  This feels like a matchup of completely opposite head coaches, at least in terms of personality.

UPDATE #7: The Sugar Bowl will also be on TSN4 at around 11:00.  I don’t get why they just HAVE to show Sportscentre after the Clippers-Nets game but obviously they do.

Tuesday January 4th

Texas Bowl: LSU vs. Kansas State 9:00 PM

Interesting that the Texas Bowl didn’t get a team from Texas to play in it.  Saying that, they got two fanbases that travel very well so it would be surprising if this wasn’t at least close to a sellout.  By this point, I will probably be bowled out but I will still watch because I know what’s coming shortly after this.

UPDATE #14: This is not being shown on a TSN channel.

Monday January 10th

College Football Playoff National Championship 8:00 PM TSN2

The final game of the season (other than the weird All-Star games).  Cherish it…even if it’s not good.

OK at this point this is what the breakdown looks like for Canadians with cable packages:

  • TSN – 26 bowl games (with 2 simulcast from ABC)
  • ABC – 4 bowl games
  • FOX – 1 bowl game
  • CBS – 1 bowl game
  • Barstool Sports – 1 bowl game
  • specialty pack – 12 bowl games

OK now I am officially confused (if this works out the way I think it will).  26 bowl games being shown on TSN?  The schedule is only finalized through Christmas Day but there are 16 games up until then definitely scheduled on TSN.  So after a season where TSN had very little coverage of college football at all (it felt like they had gone back about a decade), they push forward by showing more than 50% of the bowl games.  Crazy.  We will see how the World Juniors affects this but I have a feeling it’s pretty close to the true number.

Alright, that was a seriously long post.  But it was needed as the postseason begins now…at least at the FBS level.  Have a great rest of the weekend everyone!

Conference Championship Week TV Schedule…plus one

After last year, doing these scheduling posts was a lot easier.  Last year, everything was fucked with all the changes to the schedule due to COVID.  So when something weird happens (with the schedules, not with the actual football because all of it has been weird this year), I wonder what the reason is for it.

Which brings me to conference championship week.  In a normal season, the ten FBS conferences have their conference championship games and that’s it.  We also get to hear a lot of chatter that we don’t want about the College Football Playoff.  This time around we have an eleventh game.  One game was postponed this year.  There were issues a few weeks ago in Cal’s program which meant their game against USC could not be played.  I, along with many others, thought the game would just be cancelled or a forfeit for USC.  Instead, this game was rescheduled for this coming Saturday.  Which, going into last week’s games, made a lot of sense.  If Cal and USC both won this past Saturday, it would have been a battle for bowl eligibility.  Instead both teams lost.  Now we have a pointless game between two 4-7 teams at 11 AT NIGHT on FOX Sports One.  Why?  I mean I love watching college football but this may be too much for me…………………………………………………………OK I’m sure I’ll watch at least a few minutes of it.

Annnnnnnnnnnyway let’s get to the week’s schedule:

Friday

Conference USA Championship: Western Kentucky at UTSA 7:00 PM

CBS Sports Network has decided to put this game on Friday night rather than in a weird spot on Saturday.  Honestly. either strategy is good and I’m glad CBSSN thinks of these things, unlike ESPN who feels like they sometimes just use a roulette wheel to figure out what games are on when and on what channel.  It’ll be interesting to see the Roadrunners, now no longer undefeated, dealing with Bailey Zappe, a guy who might be tailor-made for the CFL.

Pac-12 Championship: #10 Oregon vs. #17 Utah 8:00 PM TSN2

Alright at least the Pac-12 got it right by moving this game to Allegiant Stadium.  I still find it odd it starts before 7:00 on a weeknight.  I’m guessing with a new commissioner that could change in the future.  Anyway, this is a rematch of Utah’s pretty easy victory over the Ducks a couple weeks ago.  Neither team is up for the College Football Playoff so this is all for the Rose Bowl spot.  The loser is most definitely not in the New Year’s Six so this is huge for both programs.

Saturday Early

Big XII Championship: #9 Baylor vs. #5 Oklahoma State Noon

Only two early games and this is the big one which will get pretty much all the viewers.  If Oklahoma State wins, they are pretty much a lock for the CFP.  Baylor won’t have a chance being down at #9 so they are looking at getting that Sugar Bowl spot with a win here.  Even if the Bears lose, they might stay high enough in the rankings to go to the Sugar as they would take the best Big XII team after the Pokes.

UPDATE: This game is also appearing on TSN4.

MAC Championship: Kent State vs. Northern Illinois Noon tsn4

Kent State kind of came out of nowhere and had a great finish to their season to nab the MAC East in a season where it felt like no one wanted to win the division.  As for the Huskies, let’s give them credit: the MAC West was amazing this year.  Every team in the division is bowl-eligible so to win the division before the final weekend is a great turnaround for the program.  Thomas Hammock did an incredible job and may be up for another coaching spot since it seems like every fourth FBS team has an opening.  If it’s like most MAC title games, this should be an awesome game.

UPDATE #2: As I stated above in the first update, TSN4 is no longer showing the MAC Championship.

Saturday Afternoon

Mountain West Championship: Utah State at #19 San Diego State 3:00 PM

Looks weird to not see Boise State in this game.  I like the fact that the Aggies had a great season and Boise is nowhere to be found.  Honestly, this game doesn’t mean a whole lot as SDSU cannot get into the New Year’s Six even if they beat USU by 70.

Sun Belt Championship: Appalachian State at #24 Louisiana 3:30 PM

This is the third Sun Belt Championship (since last year’s was cancelled).  And, lo and behold, it’s the same two teams that were in the first two.  It almost feels like Coastal Carolina was a small blip on the radar and now it’s “back to normal.”  I assume that will change with the new members joining.  At least this year the game is in Lafayette so we get to see a different venue.

AAC Championship: #21 Houston at #4 Cincinnati 4:00 PM

From what CFP Chairman Gary Barta said, if the Bearcats win this one it’s almost a guarantee they are in the Top 4 come Sunday.  That’s the good news.  If Drunk Uncle Dana and his Cougar Crew somehow pull this off, it probably puts the Bearcats in the Peach Bowl.  It might make it easier for Luke Fickell to take another head coaching job if that happens.

SEC Championship: #1 Georgia vs. #3 Alabama 4:00 PM

Georgia is in no matter what.  Saying that, a UGA win more than likely pushes the Tide down into the New Year’s Six.  Cincinnati’s worst nightmare would be Bama beating Georgia (and also Oklahoma State and Michigan winning).

SWAC Championship: Prairie View A&M at Jackson State 4:00 PM

Hey, the SWAC Championship.  Remember this game?  Well, when it’s good, it’s good.  I do enjoy some SWAC football.  It’s a nice change of pace although they still sometimes get big crowds as well.  Many are thinking it will be the first part of the Deion Sanders coronation for making Jackson State the team it is now (I’d say easily the best HBCU football team out there and one of the better FCS squads).  I wonder if Sanders will be poached for an FBS job with so many of them out there.  I’m sure this won’t come up more than a dozen times during this telecast.

Saturday Primetime

ACC Championship: #15 Pittsburgh vs. #16 Wake Forest 8:00 PM

This is probably the most interesting conference championship game.  No Clemson which does breathe a bit of fresh air into this game.  It’s pretty cut-and-dry here what the stakes are: the winner will most likely head to the Peach Bowl with the loser going to one of the other bowls with an ACC tie-in.

Big Ten Championship: #2 Michigan vs. #13 Iowa 8:00 PM

Michigan is coming off their biggest win in over a decade.  Who knows what Iowa team will show up.  The one that looked damn good early on in the season?  Or the one that struggled against Purdue?  The Wolverines still need to win this one to assure their spot in the College Football Playoff.  Iowa is playing for a Rose Bowl berth.

Wanna bet?

My second-last betting section of the season since I don’t do one for the Army-Navy week (I would bet Army if I were you).  As is the case in most years, I do not bad with my picks throughout the season but I don’t know how much money I would have made (or lost) and I don’t want to find out.  It’s easy when you don’t have a lot of money to bet in the first place.  Alright let’s just get to the conference championship picks:

UTSA over Western Kentucky

Oregon over Utah

Baylor over Oklahoma State

Kent State over Northern Illinois

San Diego State over Utah State

Louisiana over Appalachian State

Cincinnati over Houston

Georgia over Alabama

Jackson State over Prairie View A&M

Wake Forest over Pittsburgh

Michigan over Iowa

And a bonus one!  USC over California in the Who Fucking Cares Bowl.

Hey, we’re nearing the end of this crazy season!  Will we finally see Cincinnati break through for the Group of Five?  Will Michigan exorcise the demons of the past, well, quite a few years and get into the Top 4?  And will Alabama win the SEC Championship and put a wrench in a lot of teams’ possibilities?  It should be a wild weekend and I am looking forward to it.

Enjoy the games everyone and have a great hump day!

We got the Week Zero appetizer. Now it’s time for the Week 1 Main Course!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  Yes we have made it to what is really the official start of the college football season.  You can count Week Zero if you want, and I do, but let’s be honest: it’s merely a tiny appetizer to what’s ahead.  Like getting a platter of nachos before your meal except there are only four nacho chips on the platter with a tiny bit of melted cheese, a splatter of salsa and no jalapenos.  Week One…now that’s where it’s at.  A meatier schedule that really immerses us (finally) in what college football is all about.  It gets me back into doing sweet fuck all most Saturdays (if I can help it).  Great times.

So let’s get right down to brass tacks.  Here is the glorious Week 1 schedule (in high def).

Wednesday

US Canada
Jacksonville State at UAB 7:30 PM

Wednesday?  WEDNESDAY!  Man this is great.  Now we have SIX nights of college football during Week 1.  Just awesome.  I mean this game probably won’t be that good but at least it will be at UAB’s new stadium and not at Legion Field which looked like it was going to collapse at any moment.

UPDATE #2: This game is not in Birmingham.  I wonder if their new stadium isn’t ready yet.  Instead it is in Montgomery, site of the legendary Camellia Bowl.

UPDATE #3: Maybe I should have waited.  Thanks to Pete Thamel on Twitter, UAB’s new stadium opens in October.

Thursday​

US Canada
Temple at Rutgers 6:30 PM
Boise State at UCF 7:00 PM
USF at NC State 7:30 PM
East Carolina vs. Appalachian State (in Charlotte) 7:30 PM
Weber State at #24 Utah 7:30 PM
#4 Ohio State at Minnesota 8:00 PM
Bowling Green at Tennessee 8:00 PM
Southern Utah at #25 Arizona State 10:30 PM

Pretty big time Group of Five start with Boise State heading to Orlando to face the Knights of UCF.  And FOX has an opening week Thursday game!  Noice!  Nice to see them jump into the pool.  Not like it’s a super competitive matchup but it’s put them in the weekday night game and that’s hugely important.  A couple of things I have to mention before you get too far into reading this.  I am still not quite sure that you can get the Pac-12 Network on DAZN here in Canada.  You’re supposed to be able to get the P12N games on there but looking at the site, that might not be the case.  I will have to dig further.  The other thing is that the specialty packs are, well, there.  I don’t see anything there in terms of a schedule yet but I assume these games will end up there as they normally do.

UPDATE #4: Temple-Rutgers has been moved to Saturday at Noon because of the weather issues in and around New York City and will still be able to be seen on BTN.

UPDATE #5: Thanks to reader Dan, we now know that the Pac-12 Network is not on DAZN.  But it’s free (for now) on their YouTube page.  Nice!

Friday

US Canada
#10 North Carolina at Virginia Tech 6:00 PM
Old Dominion at Wake Forest 7:00 PM
Duke at Charlotte 7:00 PM
Michigan State at Northwestern 9:00 PM
Northern Colorado at Colorado 9:00 PM

OK this is better than Thursday night…but not by much.  North Carolina starts what could be their biggest campaign ever with a tough one in Blacksburg.  We get a nice TSN doubleheader with ESPN’s stupid three-hour windows.  They just never learn.  Also, if you are a glutton for punishment, check out Duke face Charlotte.  I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the 49ers (not the San Francisco kind) beat Dook in what would be considered an upset but not a huge one.

Saturday Early

US Canada
#2 Oklahoma at Tulane (in Norman) Noon
Colgate at Boston College Noon
Fordham at Nebraska Noon
Holy Cross at UConn Noon
Western Michigan at Michigan Noon
Army at Georgia State Noon
#19 Penn State at #12 Wisconsin Noon
ULM at Kentucky Noon

A lot of games here.  PSU-Wisky is a pretty massive game to start is off on Week 1.  The winner here has the inside track on what could be a special Big Ten season (if they can beat Ohio State).  We shall see if OU-Tulane will be played in New Orleans as the people of that area are dealing with Hurricane Ida as we speak.  UPDATE: No.  No it won’t be.  It will be in Norman.  And will Scott Frost be fired?  If they somehow lose to Fordham then Frost might be fired during the post-game interview on the field.

Saturday Afternoon

US Canada
Fresno State at #11 Oregon 2:00 PM
#1 Alabama vs. #14 Miami (in Atlanta) 3:30 PM
#17 Indiana at #18 Iowa 3:30 PM
Marshall at Navy 3:30 PM
West Virginia at Maryland 3:30 PM
UMass at Pittsburgh 4:00 PM
Louisiana Tech at Mississippi State 4:00 PM
Central Michigan at Missouri 4:00 PM
#23 Louisiana at #21 Texas 4:30 PM
San Jose State at #15 USC 5:00 PM

Whoa now THIS is impressive for Week 1.  Bama-Miami, if close, could be an amazing game.  Indy-Iowa is a massive get for the Big Ten Network.  The best game of the weekend could be FOX’s afternoon affair as the Ragin Cajuns look to pull off….I’m going to call it a VERY minor upset if they beat the Longhorns and only because it’s in Austin.  Louisiana is that good and will be part of the Group of Five story all season.  Don’t sleep on the Spartans heading to LA to play USC (if you get Pac-12 Network), WVU-Maryland could be quite close if Tagovailoa Dos can carry the Terps and LaTech heading to CLANGAland could be sneaky good.  A lot of channel surfing/stream switching in this timeslot for sure.

Saturday Primetime

US Canada
Syracuse at Ohio 7:00 PM
Texas Tech vs. Houston (in NRG Stadium) 7:00 PM
#5 Georgia vs. #3 Clemson (in Charlotte) 7:30 PM
Northern Illinois at Georgia Tech 7:30 PM
UTSA at Illinois 7:30 PM
William & Mary at Virginia 7:30 PM
Florida Atlantic at #13 Florida 7:30 PM
Kent State at #6 Texas A&M 8:00 PM
Montana at #20 Washington 8:00 PM
#16 LSU at UCLA 8:30 PM

One game, obviously, is going to carry most of the hype.  UGA-Clemson is a Game of the Year candidate but make no mistake about it: the loser is not out of the College Football Playoff picture by a longshot.  The loser of this one could run the table and be as high as the #2 seed going into the CFP.  UCLA showed that it will not be a pushover and that LSU should be ready for the Bruins.  Sure it would be an upset if UCLA won but not a huge one and if they can pull it off, Chip Kelly might finally strike fear into the rest of the Pac-12 South.  Glad to see most of the networks showing games in primetime unlike 2019 (I won’t discuss 2020 because that’s not fair).  It means we get that good game on FOX.  It means TTU-UH could be a lot of fun to watch and we get to see it.  It means we get to see if Florida Atlantic and Kent State can follow up a good year with another good year.  By this point we will all be on college football overload but I have faith we can all get through it and plow into the late night sked.

Saturday Late Night

US Canada
New Mexico State at San Diego State 10:30 PM
BYU vs. Arizona (in Las Vegas) 10:30 PM
Utah State at Washington State 11:00 PM

OK so it kind of falls off a cliff here.  Can’t win ’em all.  Here’s hoping at least one of these games is close since, on paper, none of them look to be.

Sunday

US Canada
Jackson State vs. Florida A&M (in Miami) 3:00 PM
Grambling vs. Tennessee State (in Canton) 4:00 PM
Fort Valley State vs. Tuskegee (in Montgomery) 7:00 PM
#9 Notre Dame at Florida State 7:30 PM

A lot of FCS action on the Sunday before Labour Day.  Smart work by the HBCU schools to do this as it should get a lot of eyeballs on their games.  I wonder if we will get the game in Canton here since the NFL Network can be a bit funny with their schedule when it comes to what Canadians get to watch.  It feels like Florida State could cause the Irish some problems.  Let’s all hope so or else it’s an early bedtime for everyone.

Monday

US Canada
Ole Miss at Louisville 8:00 PM

This may not look great but Ole Miss should be quite a good team this year.  I mean at least their offense should be fun to watch with Lane Kiffin as the head coach.  I’m glad the CFL (and TSN) ditched the stupid idea of putting the Labour Day Classic (Eastern edition) in primetime.  Fucking dumb.  Ti-Cats-Argos should be on at 1 and Eskimos Elks-Stamps on at around 4:30 or so.  That’s tradition so keep it that way because there’s no reason not to.

Games to set your eyeballs on

Georgia vs. Clemson (in Charlotte) (7:30, ABC/TSN2) – This is one of the Game of the Year candidates and is a relatively easy choice for Week 1 Game of the Week.  Could it be a national championship preview?  Some think so.  Not me, but I know some do.  This is where we get to see if D.J. Uiagalelei wasn’t a flash in the pan after his two games last season.  We get to see if J.T. Daniels (what is it with initialed quarterback first names?) is the real deal and a potential Heisman candidate.  We also get to see two of the whitest, southernest coaches around.  Now this is college football at it’s finest.

Penn State at Wisconsin (Noon, FOX) – BIG NOON SATURDAY gets a damn good game to start their season.  I am somewhat positive this is where Gus and Joel will be but it’s not a guarantee with another great FOX game right afterwards (and another great one after that).  This is probably going to be somewhat underhyped but is extremely important in the Big Ten scheme of things as if Ohio State trips up at some point this season, one of these two teams could be the one sneaking past into the top spot.  After years of crap Week 1s, FOX really has hit it out of the park this year.  I don’t expect this all season but at least it’s a good start.

Indiana at Iowa (3:30, BTN) – I’m not lying.  BTN.  The Big Ten Network.  Every year this network gets one game that would easily be on either FOX or ESPN and somehow they nab it.  The good thing about the way the Big Ten Network contract is structured because every team has to show up at least twice with one game being a conference game.  This could be the closest game of the day and we shall see if the Hoosiers are still climbing or if Iowa will somehow Ferentz their way to a victory to open their season.

Louisiana at Texas (4:30, FOX) – I’m serious when I said above this would not be much of an upset if Louisiana won.  The Ragin Cajuns are a serious contender for the single Group of Five New Year’s Six spot (although don’t be surprised if two or even three teams really push the envelope this season).  And we all know what opening weekend Texas games are like.  Really wild and completely wacky doesn’t quite cover it.

LSU at UCLA (8:30, FOX) – Yeah, all three FOX tripleheader games in the GOTW section.  First time ever?  I would check but I’m lazy so I’m going to say no, it has never happened before.  If the Bruins’ performance in Week Zero is any indication as to what this team could be like, this game will be a ton of fun.  Then again they were playing a Hawaii team that looked like it wasn’t ready to start the game at all.  The Tigers lost their starting quarterback before the season began so it could be an interesting journey for Ed Orgeron’s team this season (plus we may see Coach Eaux on the hot seat amazingly enough if things go south).

Honourable mention: North Carolina at Virginia Tech (Friday, 6:00, TSN2); Notre Dame at Florida State (Sunday, 7:30, ABC); San Jose State at USC (5:00, DAZN)

Some gambling fun and games

Oh man, this fuckery again.  OK look I don’t pick against the spread, just straight up win or loss.  I also advise you never to copy these picks.  Yes I may be fully correct once but after like 100 misses you’d lose a lot of money.  Let’s go:

Notre Dame over Florida State

Texas over Louisiana (but it will be close)

Clemson over Georgia

Alabama over Miami

North Carolina over Virginia Tech

LSU over UCLA

USC over San Jose State

Indiana over Iowa (slight upset?)

Duke over Charlotte

UCF over Boise State

Tennessee over Bowling Green (I might regret this)

SIX straight days of college football starts tonight!  I believe I am ready to go.  College football gives you Week Zero to get a bit acclimated and then BAM!  It’s go time!  I’m struggling with specialty pack information as I haven’t seen this little information in years on it.  Saying that, it’s pretty easy to outline what games will probably appear on them.  As for the Pac-12 Network/DAZN situation, I am looking into it and hoping to get an answer before the first potential P12N game in Canada this year Thursday night.  I will definitely hit the Twitter machine and try to stay in my lane (college football, NFL and a little general sports sprinkled in) and not venture into Politicsland or Vaccineville, two places no one should ever go to when dealing with Twitter.

As per usual on this blog, we will soon get into the CFB schedule/NFL schedule/watch some damn football/recap/rinse/repeat carousel.  No NFL recaps since a) I really barely have time to do this blog so doing NFL recaps would be tough and b) there are plenty of places to find those recaps out there and they aren’t hard to find.  I’m glad to be back.  Glad to have all of you back.  It’s going to be a fun season.  I can feel it.  Have a great week everyone and enjoy Week 1!