More like Mari-No Cristobal, am I right? And the Week 7 College Football TV Schedule

If you missed it this past Saturday, one of the most egregiously bad coaching decisions in college football history occurred.

Miami had Georgia Tech beat. All they had to do was kneel down with 33 seconds left in the game and they would have escaped with a win over the Yellow Jackets. Tech had no timeouts. This is about the easiest call to make. A horrible high school football coach could figure it out. Not Mario though.

The Canes instead ran the ball and fumbled. The fumble was close. Honestly, if it had been called not a fumble and the runner down initially, I think it would have stayed that way. Instead, Georgia Tech got the ball back and went down the field and scored a touchdown with only a couple of seconds left (that play alone was ridiculous as Haynes King seemed to scramble forever and then found a relatively wide open Christian Leary for the TD pass).

Immediately, some harkened back to Cristobal doing almost the exact same thing when he was the head coach at Oregon. Kind of the same situation where a kneel down would almost certainly have got them the win over Stanford. Instead, the Ducks ran a play, fumbled, Stanford recovered and would go on to win in overtime.

Whether Cristobal survives this is debatable. Even with Miami still at 4-1, some Canes backers will want him gone unless they can at least be ranked at the end of the season. Either way, that set of events will go down in college football infamy.

OK enough of Fumblegate or Kneelgate or Cristogate or whatever some idiot will come up with for this. It’s schedule time!

Tuesday

USCanada
Louisiana Tech at Middle Tennessee7:00
Coastal Carolina at Appalachian State7:30
Liberty at Jacksonville State7:30

Here we go. Conference USA weekday action. All October. No Saturday games. It’s like somewhat southern fried MACtion except not as good. Also throw in a Fun Belt game and you got a decent night of football.

Wednesday

USCanada
UTEP at FIU7:30
Sam Houston at New Mexico State9:00

The latter half of the first early week Conference USA set of games. Nothing super important here although we will see if Sam Houston can get their first FBS victory in program history.

Thursday

USCanada
Wagner at St. Francis7:00
SMU at East Carolina7:30
Fort Valley State at Benedict7:30

This is easily the weirdest schedule segment I have ever put on my blog. The first ever NEC game appears as Wagner travels to St. Francis. Also, a rare Division II matchup between Fort Valley State and Benedict. Why is this D-II game on this Thursday night? Hell, if I know but it’s football so I will watch.

Friday

USCanada
Tulane at Memphis7:00
Fresno State at Utah State8:00
Stanford at Colorado10:00

TSN going with the late game and not the early game is certainly a choice. Two things though: CFL football is on in the early window and TSN probably wants to get in on the Colorado ratings early-season juggernaut.

Saturday Early

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Syracuse at #4 Florida StateNoon
Michigan State at RutgersNoon
#1 Georgia at VanderbiltNoon
Kent State at Eastern MichiganNoon
Arkansas at #11 AlabamaNoon
Georgia Southern at James MadisonNoon
Temple at North TexasNoon
Indiana at #2 MichiganNoon

This is not as good as your normal Nooner schedule. It’s surprising since most networks are trying to avoid going up against USC-Notre Dame in the primetime window and Oregon-Washington in the afternoon window. And yet still, the best game in this timeslot is arguably Syracuse-FSU (although I think Georgia Southern-JMU will be the better game).

UPDATE: Syracuse-FSU has been added to TSN+.

Saturday Afternoon

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California at #16 Utah3:00
#8 Oregon at #7 Washington3:30
Wake Forest at Virginia Tech3:30
UMass at #6 Penn State3:30
Texas A&M at #19 Tennessee3:30
Troy at Army3:30
BYU at TCU3:30
FAU at USF3:30
Illinois at Maryland3:30
Florida at South Carolina3:30
Ohio at Northern Illinois4:00
Iowa at Wisconsin4:00

OK now this is a timeslot. A ton of choice. The undisputed game of the week lands here along with a bunch of other tasty college football platters for our consumption. UW-UO is that big game of the week (year?) and will have a huge impact on the Pac-12 going forward (and even the national championship picture). TAMU-UT could be low-key good and Iowa-Wisconsin might just be for the Big Ten West title. Let’s see if Iowa can put up some offense for once.

Saturday Primetime

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#14 Louisville at Pittsburgh6:30
Wyoming at Air Force7:00
Auburn at #22 LSU7:00
Marshall at Georgia State7:00
Arizona at #19 Washington State7:00
#25 Miami at #12 North Carolina7:30
#10 USC at #21 Notre Dame7:30
Missouri at #24 Kentucky7:30
NC State at #17 Duke8:00
UAB at UTSA8:00
#18 UCLA at #15 Oregon State8:00

I already mentioned the big USC-Notre Dame game that appears here alongside UCLA-Oregon State which is another Pac-12 cannibalization game that I believe will keep the Pac-12 out of the College Football Playoff once again. You will notice that UF-SC is not on TSN+ even though it probably should be. I wonder if it’s an error in the current schedule as otherwise it would make absolutely no sense but would be right up TSN’s alley when it comes to college football broadcasting gaffes of the past.

UPDATE #2: Normally I would chastise myself for not waiting but didn’t have time to wait (thanks a bunch, Conference USA). Anyway, Mizzou-UK has been added to TSN+ as I thought would happen.

Saturday Late Night

USCanada
Montana at Idaho10:30
San Diego State at Hawaii11:00

Ho boy. Is it an interesting schedule? Sure. But there isn’t much meat on the bone here. It does give Canadians the rare opportunity to participate in the Hawaii Test though.

Hey, Watch This!

Oregon at Washington (3:30, ABC/TSN+) – I have mentioned the Pac-12 and how they tend to cannibalize themselves often. It’s happened a few times in the past few years already. And it’s already rearing its ugly head again. Wazzu beat Oregon State and then promptly lost to UCLA. So yeah, no guarantees for the winner here except the fact they should be in the Top 5 with a win and will remain among the (quickly shrinking) land of the undefeated.

USC at Notre Dame (7:30, NBC) – This might have been considered for Game of the Week if the Irish had been able to beat Louisville last Saturday. A Trojan win here keeps them in at least of a share of the driver’s seat to go to Las Vegas for the Pac-12 Championship and conference supremacy. An Irish win and the Trojans cost themselves greatly and Caleb Williams’ chance at history could take a huge hit.

UCLA at Oregon State (8:00, FOX) – Man, this is truly the Pac-12’s week to shine. Five of the six teams in the games of the week reside in a conference that will be dead very soon. How sad. Anyway, the Beavers could put UCLA out of the mix at this point if they get the victory here. The Bruins would be the shock of the college football world if they could somehow make it to the Pac-12 Championship. It would also validate (finally) Chip Kelly’s hiring.

Missouri at Kentucky (7:30, specialty pack) – I mentioned above that this game was not on TSN+ and only on the specialty pack at this point. That should change but until I see it I won’t post it. Anyway, this section drops off a bit of a cliff after the top three games. Both of these teams had their chances last week to make serious noise in the SEC. The Wildcats got blasted by Georgia and the Tigers couldn’t outlast one of the other Tigers in the conference (LSU). The winner here still has an outside shot at the New Year’s Six with the loser being relegated to the third tier of the SEC East behind the winner and, of course, UGA.

Sickos Game of the Week

Wake Forest at Virginia Tech (3:30, TSN+/specialty pack) – Every conference network has their share of, let’s say, not-so-good games and this is certainly one of them. The Demon Deacons aren’t nearly as good as they have been in recent years and the Hokies are bordering on awful. Luckily for these two teams, Virginia and Boston College exist in the ACC. Honestly, there really aren’t too many seriously bad games that we can watch here so this will look better than most of the games that appear in this spot this season.

Hubba Bubba Blowout of the Week

UMass at Penn State (3:30, Big Ten Network) – Good god. I wonder if the Nittany Lions can put an 80-burger on the board in this one. This will be bowling shoe ugly for sure.

Wanna Bet?

Look, I had Texas-Oklahoma being close. And it was. A great Red River Shootout as it almost always is. Some of my other picks….well…I’m looking at that Miami over Georgia Tech pick and shaking my head. Not because it was a bad pick: it’s because of what you saw at the top of our show. So let’s move on to this week and not dwell too much on the past.

New Mexico State 24 Sam Houston 21

Florida State 49 Syracuse 14

Michigan 54 Indiana 27

James Madison 47 Georgia Southern 10

Texas A&M 33 Tennessee 24 (mild upset)

FAU 45 USF 25

Washington 34 Oregon 31

TCU 35 BYU 21

Wisconsin 30 Iowa 10

Pittsburgh 31 Louisville 22 (fairly big upset!)

Kentucky 27 Missouri 21

Notre Dame 38 USC 35 (OT)

Oregon State 31 UCLA 19

Alright we shall see how busy I get. I am sure to wtch a fair amount of college football on Saturday but it might not be my usual all-day affair. I hate to say I hope for somewhat shitty weather on Fall Saturdays sometimes but I do. It gives me all the excuses I need to stay inside and be a slob and watch football.

Also, small apology for the blog post coming out after the games commenced this week. Starting the week on a Tuesday certainly creates a time crunch even with a holiday Monday. Anyway, enjoy the games everyone!

The Week 5 College Football TV Schedule and an Intro that might hurt some

Hey Miami fans, remember this guy? It’s Al Golden (and Al Golden’s tie)! He parlayed a fairly decent run at lowly Temple (I mean they were really bad before he got there) into a head coaching job at Miami where he was absolutely mediocre. Canes fans couldn’t wait for this guy to get shitcanned and they finally got their wish in 2015 after four-and-a-half seasons in Coral Gables.

So where’s Al been since? He spent six seasons in the NFL before getting hired to be Marcus Freeman’s defensive coordinator at Notre Dame. The move made sense. As a DC, he was pretty good. One of those guys who probably fits best as a coordinator but should never be a head coach.

Which brings us to what happened this past Saturday in South Bend. Good god. I will say, it was a good defensive battle although both offenses did their part in the low scoring affair. Ohio State got one last chance to drive for the win. On the final two defensive plays for the Irish, they had ten men on the field. OK…to have that happen once, it sucks and chances are a player missed an assignment. For it to happen TWICE IN A ROW? What in the hell? Marcus Freeman took the blame for it. As he said, he is the head coach so it falls on him. Admirable. But not fully correct. Golden has to know what the fuck is happening and it seems like he had no clue.

Will Golden be the defensive coordinator beyond this season? Quite possibly. It was a huge fuckup that cost them a win but the Notre Dame defense has been pretty damn stout otherwise so it will take more than that for him to get fired. That’s no consolation to Irish fans who saw their team snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Also, a reminder of a not-so-good era in Miami Hurricanes football that they are still struggling to recover from.

OK enough about that. Time to think of the future. Week 5 to be exact. Let me get you your Canadian college football television information for the upcoming Saturday (and I’ll throw in Thursday and Friday for no charge).

Thursday

USCanada
Middle Tennessee at WKU7:30
Temple at Tulsa7:30
Jacksonville State at Sam Houston8:00

Interesting start to the week. Conference USA begins their no-Saturdays schedule with these games on Thursday night. It is feeling like WKU and Liberty will end up in the Conference USA Championship game but watch out for newcomer Jacksonville State. The Fighting RichRods are playing WAY better than anyone thought they would and could surprise.

Friday

USCanada
Louisville at NC State7:00
Columbia at Princeton7:00
Louisiana Tech at UTEP9:00
Cincinnati at BYU10:15

Hey, Louisville is pretty good although they better not look ahead to their huge showdown with Notre Dame. NC State has a knack for making teams struggle in games like that. Also first game between new Big XIIers (Big XII-ites?) as Cincinnati travels to Provo to face the Cougs.

Saturday Early

USCanada
Clemson at SyracuseNoon
Louisiana at MinnesotaNoon
#6 Penn State at NorthwesternNoon
Utah State at UConnNoon
Texas A&M vs. Arkansas (in Arlington)Noon
UAB at TulaneNoon
South Alabama at James MadisonNoon
#8 USC at ColoradoNoon
#22 Florida at KentuckyNoon

You read it correctly: USC and Colorado are playing at Noon. 10:00 am local time in Boulder. I guess that’s the price the Pac-12 has to pay to be in early games. Although that ends this year so not too much of a deal to do it once. A few other intriguing games with Clemson playing Syracuse and almost feeling like an underdog and Florida facing Kentucky where Kentucky feels like they should be the favourite.

Finally, there’s the story of James Madison. Huge game against USA here. As of right now, the Dukes are ineligble for the Sun Belt Championship and a bowl game. Would the Sun Belt push for them to become eligible if they end up running the table the rest of the way? It’s possible since it would put them right in the mix for that one Group of Five spot (and would be the first Sun Belt team to earn that spot if it happens). A big question as long as JMU stays undefeated.

Saturday Afternoon

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Virginia at Boston College2:00
Arizona State at California3:00
#24 Kansas at #3 Texas3:30
Bowling Green at Georgia Tech3:30
Indiana at Maryland3:30
Wagner at Rutgers3:30
#1 Georgia at Auburn3:30
USF at Navy3:30
Northern Illinois at Toledo3:30
#2 Michigan at Nebraska3:30
Boise State at Memphis4:00
#23 Missouri at Vanderbilt4:00

Yep, it’s time for the SEC late doubleheader ESPN windows which means no ESPN game at 3:30. I guess with the clock changes the three-hour windows would work except for the people who believe that they’ve cut 17,000 plays from every game because of the new clock rules.

KU-UT is obviously the standout game here but watch for UGA heading to Auburn and Boise State facing off against Memphis. Those two games could be sneaky good.

Saturday Primetime

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#13 LSU at #20 Ole Miss6:00
#9 Oregon at Stanford6:30
Coastal Carolina at Georgia Southern7:00
#11 Notre Dame at #17 Duke7:30
Charlotte at SMU7:30
Michigan State at Iowa7:30
South Carolina at #21 Tennessee7:30
Pittsburgh at Virginia Tech8:00
San Diego State at Air Force8:00
West Virginia at TCU8:00

Alright things get better but it’s not like it’s a huge jolt and a bunch of great games in the primetime slot. Two games containing ranked-on-ranked violence, two more games involving ranked teams and SDSU-AFA which will be huge in the Mountain West with no divisions this season. I still don’t agree with the short ESPN window but there’s a light at the end of the tunnel. This is the final year of these SEC tripleheaders. The reason? No exclusivity around the CBS 3:30 window now that the SEC is moving fully back to ESPN and ABC and the Big Ten will pick up the afternoon mantle going forward. Thank fucking God. My prayers have been answered!

Saturday Late Night

USCanada
#12 Alabama at Mississippi State9:00
#7 Washington at Arizona10:00

An extremely light schedule. Doesn’t happen too often. Both games feature ranked teams. Might be an early bedtime (for college football season) if the latest game goes the way most believe it will.

Hey, Watch This!

Notre Dame at Duke (7:30, ABC/TSN+) – A lot of good/not great games this week. I will put this one at the top but it could really be anywhere in this section. This should be the most-watched football game in Duke history and if they can pull off the upset, the rest of the ACC will have to take notice. The Irish, however, might want to take out last week’s frustrations on the Blue Devils.

Kansas at Texas (3:30, ABC/TSN+) – I honestly don’t know why the ABC games are also being shown on TSN+. For completion’s sake I guess? Anyway, this could end up being the most exciting of the games this weekend just for the fact that almost every college football fan remembers “that upset” that the Jayhawks had over Texas a few years back. And now that the Jayhawks are actually good, the Horns cannot overlook them with the Red River Shootout coming up next week.

Utah at Oregon State (Friday, 9:00, FOX Sports One) – Well it’s about time a game that we couldn’t get up here would appear on this list. It happens less than ever but it makes sense it would happen at least a few times this season. And it’s a big Pac-12 game although any game with two of the top seven teams in the conference will be a big game this year. The Beavs probably can’t lose this game because, with two conference losses, it would pretty much eliminate them from any chance at the Pac-12 Championship game (unless true chaos happens which, considering it’s the Pac-12, could very well occur).

LSU at Ole Miss (6:00, TSN+/specialty pack) – I remember back in the days when I had to set up my PVR because I would be busy doing stuff with my kids. And this is the type of situation that would infuriate me because I’d either have to record this game and leave a bunch of games out or just forget this one because it didn’t follow the normal TV windows. This actually may be a big game for the Rebels as the rumour is that the locals are souring a bit on Lane Kiffin. As silly as it sounds, he may end up on a serious hot seat if they can’t at least keep things close with a very good Tigers squad.

Sickos Game of the Week

Virginia at Boston College (2:00, The CW) – Hey, the CW! This is the first time the CW appears on this list (or any list for that matter). Many feel this is the first leg of the ACC Basement Round Robin which also involves Virginia Tech. I still believe the Hokies are the worst of the bunch but these two teams don’t look a whole lot better so far.

Hubba Bubba Blowout of the Week

Penn State at Northwestern (Noon, Big Ten Network) – The Wildcats have somehow won two games this season. I don’t think they win any more to be honest with you and that streak will start here. Sure, the Cats beat a Minnesota team that played super-poorly last week but this is the Nittany Lions we are talking about. If this is within 40 by the end I will be shocked.

Wanna Bet?

Yeah that wasn’t the greatest showing for me last weekend that’s for sure. Good thing I don’t bet actual money on college football (anymore). Let’s move on to this week’s picks which may or may not be any better. And you know what? I’m going to do something different. I’m actually going to post my predicted final score. This will go well, right?

Tulsa 42 Temple 14

NC State 26 Louisville 25

Utah 28 Oregon State 20

Kentucky 35 Florida 13

James Madison 30 South Alabama 24

USC 52 Colorado 23

Boston College 27 Virginia 21

Maryland 39 Indiana 7

Navy 44 USF 34

Texas 45 Kansas 16

Ole Miss 34 LSU 31

Coastal Carolina 35 Georgia Southern 14

Notre Dame 44 Duke 28

As far as I can tell, everything is up as far as the specialty packs are concerned. I have to watch for what BTN shows and I’m starting to wonder if it makes a difference where you are in Canada as to which game you get. It probably shouldn’t but you never know. This is Rogers/Bell/Eastlink/Shaw/Cogeco we are talking about.

I will be on the Twitter machine on Saturday and probably Thursday and Friday night as well so follow along or join there for some college football banter and try your best to avoid the assholes (it’s a fun game albeit sometimes frustrating). Enjoy the games everyone!

Man, oh man, were there some overreactions this week…oh and the Week 2 College Football TV Schedule

Look, did Colorado surprise a lot of people this past weekend? Absolutely. No doubt about it. Deion Sanders is proving, whether you like him or not, that he can flat-out coach. And overhauling the roster like he did was not a bad idea at all. It does suck for the players that had to transfer out but unfortunately it’s football and the name of the game is winning.

Saying that………the amount of people I saw on Twitter that said Colorado will win 10 or 11 games this season was way too much. It should have been zero. Colorado may be better than advertised but they aren’t all of a sudden a New Year’s Six possibility. But hey, that’s the reactions from Week 1 of college football. Every. Single. Fucking. Year.

So let’s do it again on here! It’s overreaction time! Let’s look at some of the other overreactions you may (or may not) have heard after the Week 1 games were complete:

  • Ohio State is just an average team. Do we expect more from the Buckeyes against a team like Indiana? Sure. But they are bringing in a new quarterback and their best receiver was not 100%. The defense was amazing. Now the offense does have to be ready since in about a week and a half they get Notre Dame and that could get ugly if they don’t produce more points.
  • Colorado will have not one, but TWO Heisman finalists. What in the fuck? Who are the morons saying this? They are out there for sure. I saw them. Sure, they did great in their opening week win over TCU but calm the fuck down. TCU isn’t the TCU of last season for one and it’s only WEEK ONE. Anyway, moving on…
  • Gene Chizik has finally got the defense cooking in Chapel Hill. Again, it’s one game. Do the Heels look improved? Sure. But it’s not like South Carolina played well at all because, for the most part they didn’t. That, and the chain gang wouldn’t eat their hot dogs fast enough. Let’s see how UNC does when a top-notch offense is staring them in the face.
  • Jalen Milroe is already looking like another Alabama Jalen…that being Hurts. My God where do these people come up with this shit? Milroe looked OK but it was Middle Tennessee and he’s playing for Ala-frickin-Bama. We will see how he handles SEC competition before crowning him anything.
  • Washington has the best offense in the country. Could that end up being the case? Possibly. Michael Penix Jr. has already started his Heisman campaign in style. But let’s slow our roll here. There are at least four teams who looked better on offense (Colorado, Florida State, Oklahoma, Oregon) during Week 1. And I wouldn’t even say any of those teams will be the best offense in the country so why go ahead and put the Huskies at #1?
  • Book the Sooners for the Big XII Championship NOW! As I said, their offense was on fire but they were playing Arkansas State. We are all waiting to see if Brent Venables can have a Venables-type defense in Norman. If that happens, this could very well happen. But for now, I wouldn’t book any tickets yet if I were a Sooners fan.
  • Miami is BACK. Ho boy. Pump the damn brakes.

Let’s just put Week 1 behind us, shall we? Let’s move on to Week 2 which…oh my. Well, it’s better than Week 1. That’s really all I can say. But you know what that usually means. That’s right…chaos!

Thursday

USCanada
Murray State at Louisville7:30

Yep, that’s a new logo you see. TSN+ will be showing college football games this year. It kind of mimics the specialty pack but there are a few differences. But if you want to get TSN+ rather than the specialty pack for your college football fix, you are getting close to the same. Not a bad alternative and a good move by TSN to copy ESPN for the 10,000th time.

Friday

USCanada
Indiana State at Indiana7:00
Illinois at Kansas7:30

It kind of feels like this could be a relatively important game when the Illini travel to Lawrence to face the Jayhawks. Imagine saying that even two years ago. You’d be laughed out of whatever building you were in.

Saturday Early

USCanada
Vanderbilt at Wake Forest11:00 AM
#10 Notre Dame at NC StateNoon
Youngstown State at #5 Ohio StateNoon
Delaware State at ArmyNoon
#12 Utah at BaylorNoon
Purdue at Virginia TechNoon
James Madison at VirginiaNoon
Nebraska at #22 ColoradoNoon
Ball State at #1 GeorgiaNoon

Is the quality there? Eh, not really. But there’s choice. A lot of it. Can’t ask for much else. Also…MORNING FOOTBAW! The ACC Network’s weird annual Week 2 quadrupleheader hits again with the odd three hour-and-fifteen-minute windows. This will be a lot easier to do next year when Stanford and California join as you know one of them will host the ACC After Dark Week 2 matchup, guaranteed.

Saturday Afternoon

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Charleston Southern at #25 Clemson2:15
#23 Texas A&M at Miami3:30
UTEP at Northwestern3:30
Richmond at Michigan State3:30
UNLV at #2 Michigan3:30
Wagner at Navy3:30
#20 Ole Miss at #24 Tulane3:30
Iowa at Iowa State3:30
Marshall at East Carolina4:00
Kent State at Arkansas4:00
Tulsa at #8 Washington5:00
Appalachian State at #17 North Carolina5:15

Is the afternoon slate better than the Noon slate? Sure. Not by much though. Some intriguing matchups though. As per the rules, one of Texas A&M or Miami must win their game against each other. Ties were outlawed almost three decades ago. Will CyHawk feature more than 30 points? Can App State and UNC put up ridiculous numbers like last year? And this will be Tulane’s opportunity to get a huge leg up in the Group of Five. A win over Ole Miss would be massive.

Saturday Primetime

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Ohio at FAU6:00
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh6:30
#11 Texas at #3 Alabama7:00
#13 Oregon at Texas Tech7:00
Houston at Rice7:00
#19 Wisconsin at Washington State7:30
Eastern Michigan at Minnesota7:30
Temple at Rutgers7:30
UCLA at San Diego State7:30
Grambling at #14 LSU7:30
McNeese State at Florida7:30
Charlotte at Maryland7:30
Arizona at Mississippi State7:30
Air Force vs. Sam Houston (in NRG Stadium)8:00
Southern Miss at #4 Florida State8:30

FIFTEEN GAMES! Holy shit! I think this has to be the most in one timeslot ever on this blog. I don’t feel like checking so let’s just say we have a new record! Plenty of games but most people will be watching one game in particular, that being the Longhorns and the Crimson Tide. If Texas can somehow do what they were robbed of last season and upset Bama, this season turns on its head. This game is so big that they are also showing it on ESPN2 in the US and on TSN+ and the specialty packs. But it’s not the same broadcast. It’s the Pat McAfee Show alternate broadcast. So if you like that kind of thing, have at it.

Also, you will notice we have a new network showing college football. That’s right, the CW, with such hits as 7th Heaven, Gilmore Girls, Smallville and LIV Golf (well it was a hit with the golfers who got fucking PAID with that Saudi blood money) will be showing ACC football (and later on, ACC basketball) this year. This replaces Bally which, for all intents and purposes, is flat broke. There will be games most weeks and, it looks like, at odd times. 6:30? Weird.

Saturday Late Night

USCanada
UC-Davis at #16 Oregon State9:00
Auburn at California10:30
Stanford at #6 USC10:30

FOX quadrupleheader? Don’t mind if I do. TSN2 quadrupleheader? Yes, please. A good week if you are a Canadian as I don’t remember seeing this much college football being shown up here in a while. Maybe things are turning around. Looks like TSN finally gives a shit about things that aren’t the CFL, NFL, and NHL (which they don’t even have the national broadcasting rights to).

Hey, Watch This!

Texas at Alabama (7:00, TSN2/TSN+/specialty pack) – Unequivocally the game of the week and there’s nothing else close. That also means there will be some wild and wacky finishes that might overshadow this game. That is, unless, this is a close one and the Longhorns pull off the upset. Then it will be THE story in college football no matter what else happens.

Ole Miss at Tulane (3:30, TSN+/specialty pack) – As I mentioned above, if the Green Wave pull off a win here in front of what should be a raucous crowd in hot and humid New Orleans, there’s not a whole lot that will prevent them from a perfect regular season and another New Year’s Six spot. Normally I would say this is a lose-lose situation for any Power Five team in this situation but when the Group of Five team is ranked it can count as a big win (as long as that team doesn’t totally shit the bed the rest of the way).

Texas A&M at Miami (3:30, ABC/TSN2) – I made the joke above that one of these teams has to win, as per the rules of college football. We may actually see which one of these teams is back (for the most part) and which team still has some work to do. Now watch it be a 13-10 almost-unwatchable slog.

Nebraska at Colorado (Noon, FOX) – Alright, I’ll bite. Let’s see if the hype matches what ends up happening. Some might have put this higher but that’s crazy. It makes this list because of the talk, not because of the teams involved. And Colorado can’t just win this game by a little. That would prove nothing. If they beat the brakes off the Huskers, then we all have to take notice and maybe think the Buffs could be for real.

Sickos Game of the Week

Temple at Rutgers (7:30, specialty pack) – Look, Rutgers is probably going to start 2-0 which really doesn’t mean a whole lot considering their schedule but still, that’s something right? With everything on at this time, you would have to be a complete psychopath to watch this game. I will make sure to tune in and watch at least a few plays. I feel like I owe it to everyone and myself.

Hubba Bubba Blowout of the Week

Ball State at Georgia (Noon, TSN+/specialty pack) – Time to bring back the blowout of the week segment. And this could be the dictionary definition of blowout. I could see UGA putting up 60 on the poor Cardinals.

Wanna Bet?

Nebraska was actually a good bet. That game ended up exactly how I thought it would (for the most part). Florida, however….well the less said about that one the better. Time for my gambling picks for the second week of the college football season. Use them at your own peril.

Indiana (-30.5) over Indiana State

Purdue (+3) over Virginia Tech (and the outright win)

Ohio State (-41.5) over Youngstown State

Utah (-8) over Baylor

Nebraska (+2.5) over Colorado (and the upset win…definitely going out on a limb with this one)

Michigan (-37.5) over UNLV

Tulane (+7.5) over Ole Miss (but the Rebs will hold on for a close victory)

Texas A&M (-4) over Miami

Alabama (-7) over Texas

Washington State (+6) over Wisconsin (with the Badgers winning a tight affair)

Minnesota (-20.5) over Eastern Michigan

Mississippi State (-9) over Arizona

Stanford (+29.5) over USC (I feel a backdoor cover in this one)

I will be on the Twitter/X machine again this weekend. Even without Tweetdeck I am figuring out how to navigate fairly well. We shall see if I can make it two Saturdays in a row making it all the way to the end. Enjoy the games everyone!

ALL. THE. SCHEDULES!!!!

OK not all the schedules but quite a few. I mean there’s some I may not even take a guess at.

Just like last year I am going to put all my schedule predictions in one long-ass post. So wait until you have to take an absolute monster of a shit before taking this one into the bathroom to read. Let’s go!

This is a crazy transition year for CBS. Out with the old (SEC) and in with the new (Big Ten). A few sprinkles (Mountain West) and you have a brand new college football sundae. Sorry fans, Gary Danielson, as far as I can tell, is still around. Worst part is we have heard him be one of the best analysts in the business. More often than not, though, he goes off on some stupid tangent that ends up with him declaring he has a college football boner for Bama.

As is the norm, I will let you know which games are confirmed. The ones that are not…well, some of them will be right because it makes sense and the rest will be not right because one or both of the teams I predicted to play at that time or not nearly as good as I thought they would be and/or I’m an idiot. So let’s start this bizarrely stupid puzzle and follow it with some It Just Means More Sweet Tea Analysis (which may or may not contain grits):

September 2ndOhio State at Indiana3:30 PM
September 2ndTexas Tech at Wyoming7:30 PM
September 3rdNorthwestern at RutgersNoon
September 3rdOregon State at San Jose State3:30 PM
September 9thUNLV at Michigan3:30 PM
September 9thUCLA at San Diego State7:30 PM
September 16thSouth Carolina at Georgia3:30 PM
September 23rdOle Miss at Alabama3:30 PM
September 23rdIowa at Penn State7:30 PM
September 30thAlabama at Mississippi State3:30 PM
October 7thKentucky at Georgia3:30 PM
October 14thArkansas at AlabamaNoon
October 14thAuburn at LSU3:30 PM
October 21stAir Force at NavyNoon
October 21stTennessee at Alabama3:30 PM
October 28thPurdue at NebraskaNoon
October 28thFlorida vs. Georgia (in Jacksonville)3:30 PM
November 4thPenn State at MarylandNoon
November 4thKentucky at Mississippi State3:30 PM
November 4thLSU at Alabama8:00 PM
November 11thOle Miss at Georgia3:30 PM
November 11thRutgers at Iowa7:30 PM
November 18thMinnesota at Ohio StateNoon
November 18thGeorgia at Tennessee3:30 PM
November 24thIowa at NebraskaNoon
November 24thMissouri at Arkansas4:00 PM
November 24thSan Jose State at UNLV7:30 PM
November 25thAlabama at Auburn3:30 PM
December 2ndSEC Championship4:00 PM
December 9thArmy vs. Navy (in Foxborough)3:00 PM
December 29thSun Bowl2:00 PM

It Just Means More (Games other than the SEC on CBS) Analysis:

  • I feel like I shouldn’t have to remind you but in all these tables, a game in bold means it has been confirmed. Not bold? Bossman used his dumb brain to try and figure it out.
  • The appearance list will look a bit different this time as it will have a few conferences involved so let’s start with the SEC appearances:
    • 5 times – Alabama, Georgia
    • 3 times – Ole Miss, LSU
    • 2 times – Kentucky, Arkansas, Auburn, Tennessee
    • 1 time – South Carolina, Mississippi State, Florida, Missouri
    • No times – Vanderbilt, Texas A&M
  • Wait, WHAT? No TAMU on CBS? Wow, I honestly didn’t notice until now when I started breaking out the different schedules. Crazy. I guess they will have to prove it this season to maybe get on late in the year.
  • Now we have the Big Ten appearance list:
    • 3 times – Iowa
    • 2 times – Ohio State, Rutgers, Penn State, Nebraska
    • 1 time – Indiana, Northwestern, Michigan, Purdue, Maryland, Minnesota
    • No times – Michigan State, Wisconsin, Illinois
  • I look at these numbers and can glean….well, nothing from it. Wisconsin is good and appears no times and Rutgers appears twice. However, tOSU also appears twice and Michigan State doesn’t appear at all. Seems all very random. Which could very well be the case at least for this first season.
  • I’m not going to get into the Mountain West game count since there aren’t enough games to see any trends.
  • The Army-Navy game heads to New England for the first time ever. Foxborough gets the game this year and I like this idea. Not saying they have to move it around all over the place but every two or three years to take it out of Philly is a smart move.

What is ABC going to do for this one season without the Big Ten and with the SEC showing up in 2024? They will have to lean heavily on the other three Power Five conferences to carry the load, especially when it comes to the primetime schedule. Don’t worry though: there are enough good teams in these conferences to fill most of these spots where it looks like the network won’t have missed a beat. Then next year, might as well pencil (or pen…or Sharpie) the SEC in for the majority of those primetime games.

But hey we haven’t hit 2024 yet. It’s still 2023 so let’s get to the ESPN on ABC regular season college football schedule for the FBS for this season. I will follow it up with some Power(ful) Two Thoughts:

August 26thJackson State vs. South Carolina State (in Atlanta)7:30 PM
September 2ndTennessee vs. Virginia (in Nashville)Noon
September 2ndBoise State at Washington3:30 PM
September 2ndSouth Carolina vs. North Carolina (in Charlotte)7:30 PM
September 3rdLSU vs. Florida State (in Orlando)7:30 PM
September 9thNotre Dame at NC StateNoon
September 9thTexas A&M at Miami3:30 PM
September 9thWisconsin at Washington State7:30 PM
September 16thFlorida State at Boston CollegeNoon
September 16thAlabama at USF3:30 PM
September 16thPittsburgh at West Virginia7:30 PM
September 23rdTexas Tech at West VirginiaNoon
September 23rdTexas at Baylor3:30 PM
September 23rdFlorida State at Clemson7:30 PM
September 30thNotre Dame at DukeNoon
September 30thKansas at Texas3:30 PM
September 30thClemson at Syracuse7:30 PM
October 7thOklahoma vs. Texas (in Dallas)Noon
October 7thNotre Dame at Louisville3:30 PM
October 7thWake Forest at Clemson7:30 PM
October 14thKansas at Oklahoma StateNoon
October 14thKansas State at Texas Tech3:30 PM
October 14thBYU at TCU7:30 PM
October 21stDuke at Florida StateNoon
October 21stClemson at Miami3:30 PM
October 21stUtah at USC7:30 PM
October 28thDuke at LouisvilleNoon
October 28thClemson at NC State3:30 PM
October 28thOregon at Utah7:30 PM
November 4thFlorida State at PittsburghNoon
November 4thNotre Dame at Clemson3:30 PM
November 4thKansas State at Texas7:30 PM
November 11thBaylor at Kansas StateNoon
November 11thMiami at Florida State3:30 PM
November 11thUSC at Oregon7:30 PM
November 18thKansas State at KansasNoon
November 18thTexas at Iowa State3:30 PM
November 18thNorth Carolina at Clemson7:30 PM
November 24thMiami at Boston CollegeNoon
November 24thNavy at SMU3:30 PM
November 24thTexas Tech at Texas7:30 PM
November 25thPittsburgh at DukeNoon
November 25thHouston at UCF3:30 PM
November 25thWashington State at Washington7:30 PM
December 1stPac-12 Championship8:00 PM
December 2ndBig XII ChampionshipNoon
December 2ndAmerican Championship4:00 PM
December 2ndACC Championship8:00 PM
December 16thCelebration BowlNoon
December 16thCure Bowl3:30 PM
December 23rdBirmingham BowlNoon
December 23rdArmed Forces Bowl3:30 PM
December 23rdLas Vegas Bowl7:30 PM
December 30thMusic City Bowl2:00 PM
January 1stCitrus Bowl1:00 PM

Power(ful) Two Thoughts

  • Once again, ABC puts on a mega-matchup on the night before Labour Day. LSU-FSU, if it is anything like last year’s game, should be a massive ratings success. Oh and also a game that could shape the entire college football season.
  • With the Big Ten saying adios to ESPN/ABC, the primetime slots really opened up. I expect the ACC to pick up most of those times the Big Ten has left behind with the Big XII and Pac-12 coming in just behind. Right now I have 6 ACC primetime games, 5 Pac-12, and 4 Big XII. Even if I’m wrong with which games go where I see this being pretty equitable.
  • I am not doing a TSN schedule because there is no point right now. TSN struggles to get anything that’s not the CFL scheduled out more than a couple of weeks. Right now I have 23 ABC games that would be simulcast on TSN. That seems high but I am going off of last year’s numbers and it was actually very close to that. So we shall see.
  • I am calling for three games to be on Black Friday on ABC. Miami-BC at Noon and TTU-UT at 7:30 are set. I think they select an American conference game in the middle so that there isn’t a gap in the middle of the day with nothing to show AND to fulfill the American’s contract. Now watch it not happen at all that way.
  • First few weeks are confirmed but that’s pretty much it. The rest is a bit of a crapshoot. Also, if you couldn’t tell Week 2 was a pretty bad week, look at the ABC schedule. Woof. Wisky-Wazzu as the primetime game? Ouch. It’s been a while since there has been that poor a game for the ABC Saturday Night game.
  • Finally it’s time for the conference breakdown. Remember I am doing things slightly differently. Every time a team appears, they get counted as an appearance. So Miami-Boston College, for example, counts as two appearances for the ACC. Here we go:
    • ACC – 37 (including conference championship)
    • Big XII – 29 (including conference championship)
    • Pac-12 – 12 (including conference championship)
    • AAC – 5 (including conference championship)
    • SEC – 5
    • Notre Dame – 4
    • FCS – 2
    • Mountain West – 1
    • Big Ten – 1
  • The ACC is really picking up the slack here. The Big XII is not all that far behind and, ho boy, is the Pac-12 lagging here. Problem is other than their top five teams I don’t feel right putting the rest of the teams in any of the ABC timeslots and that includes Colorado. Also, I have not included bowl tie-ins here because we know that bowls break them all the time.
  • Speaking of bowl games, ABC has SEVEN this time! That’s great! A step in the right direction. I still think the Rose Bowl and Sugar Bowl should move back to ABC as well but that’s just my opinion (and the opinion of a lot of other people).

For quite a long time it felt like there was quite a drop-off in play-by-play prowess after GUS JOHNSON. But now with Jason Benetti cemented as the number two man, you know you have two solidly called games every week on FOX. Tim Brando is the #3 guy and is pretty good although I still think it would be great to hear him back in the studio.

OK so the Big Ten is a bit more in with FOX meaning the Big XII and Pac-12 might suffer because of that. Let’s find out! Here’s the predicted 2023 FOX college football broadcast schedule followed by some Johnsonian rhetoric.

August 31stNebraska at Minnesota8:00 PM
September 2ndColorado at TCUNoon
September 2ndRice at Texas3:30 PM
September 9thNebraska at ColoradoNoon
September 9thIowa at Iowa State3:30 PM
September 9thOregon at Texas Tech7:00 PM
September 9thStanford at USC10:30 PM
September 16thPenn State at IllinoisNoon
September 16thWKU at Ohio State4:00 PM
September 16thTCU at Houston8:00 PM
September 22ndBYU at Kansas8:00 PM
September 23rdUCF at Kansas StateNoon
September 23rdOklahoma State at Iowa State4:00 PM
September 23rdUSC at Arizona State8:00 PM
September 30thMichigan at NebraskaNoon
September 30thIowa State at Oklahoma3:30 PM
October 7thTCU at Iowa StateNoon
October 7thTexas Tech at Baylor3:30 PM
October 7thMichigan at Minnesota7:30 PM
October 14thOhio State at PurdueNoon
October 14thIllinois at Maryland4:00 PM
October 14thOregon at Washington8:00 PM
October 21stPenn State at Ohio StateNoon
October 21stMinnesota at Iowa3:30 PM
October 28thOhio State at WisconsinNoon
October 28thOregon State at Arizona3:30 PM
November 4thOklahoma at Oklahoma StateNoon
November 4thHouston at Baylor7:00 PM
November 11thMichigan at Penn StateNoon
November 11thIndiana at Illinois3:30 PM
November 11thTexas at TCU7:00 PM
November 11thArizona State at UCLA10:30 PM
November 18thBaylor at TCUNoon
November 18thIllinois at Iowa4:00 PM
November 18thUCLA at USC8:00 PM
November 24thTCU at OklahomaNoon
November 24thOregon State at Oregon8:30 PM
November 25thOhio State at MichiganNoon
November 25thBYU at Oklahoma State4:00 PM
November 25thWest Virginia at Baylor8:00 PM
December 2ndMountain West Championship3:00 PM
December 2ndBig Ten Championship8:00 PM
December 27thHoliday Bowl8:00 PM

SOME JOHNSONIAN RHETORIC…..WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • So FOX has abandoned putting a game on Labour Day for putting a game on the Thursday before it. Interesting. Not a bad strategy as they can try and get a jump start on the season. Sure Florida-Utah could get more eyeballs but starting with a Big Ten conference game? That will get their fair share of looks for sure.
  • With the Big Ten leaving ESPN/ABC, it means most of their big games will land on FOX. That is a huge coup for the network. Couple that with the few huge games out of the Big XII and Pac-12 and you can finally, honestly, put their Big Noon Saturday schedule up against ABC’s Saturday Primetime schedule. Of course that may all change next year when ESPN/ABC gets the SEC. But for one year, let’s savour this.
  • FOX only going with two Black Friday games again this season and they are both confirmed. And it is two huge games (or could be). TCU-OU could be for a spot in the Big XII Championship. Same with the Civil War game between Oregon State and Oregon. I guess they will be moving WWE Smackdown to FS1 for this night which I’m sure won’t upset wrestling fans in the least.
  • Conference breakdown time! Remember, a conference game I am counting as two appearances for that conference:
    • Big XII – 32
    • Big Ten – 30 (including conference championship)
    • Pac-12 – 17
  • Shockingly, the Big XII has moved to the top of the list. Now, this has more to do with the Big Ten moving some games to NBC and CBS than anything but still, it proves that the Big XII carries a bit more weight than the Pac-12 these days.
  • I have no Mountain West games on the main FOX network. They have quite a few on FOX Sports One, though. I don’t know if FOX’s strategy is to eventually put more than the MWC conference championship on the main network or if they just stay the way they are. I suspect starting next year we will see at least a couple of Mountain West games on the main network, especially when there’s a quadrupleheader.
  • And speaking of quadrupleheaders, I have a feeling we will see two of them just like last season. One is confirmed for Week 2 and I believe the other will land, just like last year, during Week 11. I love the quadrupleheader idea, especially if you only do it twice since it feels special.
  • FOX has only one bowl game and it is the only bowl game, at this time, without a confirmed date. The Holiday Bowl, I believe, will end up on December 27th but that is definitely subject to change.
  • I honestly don’t know what will happen come October with the MLB playoffs. I know during the early rounds, FOX tends not to be used nearly as much as FS1 for their baseball games. Come World Series time though, expect FOX to scale back on college football broadcasting windows.

Alright let’s get to the Notre Dame on NBC sched…WAIT JUST A MINUTE! THAT’S THE BIG TEN’S MUSIC!!!!

For the first time in a loooooooooooong time, Notre Dame will share NBC’s college football coverage with other teams under other contracts. The Big Ten will have games almost every week on the network and usually in primetime going forward. So yeah, this will be the longest NBC schedule I will ever predict unless the network really goes all-in with college football and invites another party (COUGH*Pac-12*COUGH) in to the pool. Let’s get to it!

August 26thNavy vs. Notre Dame (in Dublin)2:30 PM
September 2ndTennessee State at Notre Dame3:30 PM
September 2ndWest Virginia at Penn State7:30 PM
September 9thCharlotte at Maryland7:30 PM
September 16thSyracuse at Purdue7:30 PM
September 23rdOhio State at Notre Dame7:30 PM
September 30thPenn State at NorthwesternNoon
September 30thIllinois at Purdue7:30 PM
October 7thPurdue at Iowa7:30 PM
October 14thMichigan State at RutgersNoon
October 14thUSC at Notre Dame7:30 PM
October 21stMichigan at Michigan State7:30 PM
October 28thPittsburgh at Notre Dame3:30 PM
October 28thIndiana at Penn State7:30 PM
November 4thPurdue at Michigan7:30 PM
November 11thMichigan State at Ohio State7:30 PM
November 18thWake Forest at Notre Dame3:30 PM
November 18thMichigan at Maryland7:30 PM
November 24thPenn State vs. Michigan State (in Detroit)7:30 PM
November 25thSouthern vs. Grambling (in New Orleans)2:00 PM
November 25thWisconsin at Minnesota7:30 PM

Touchdown Jesus, Meet Purdue Pete

  • Look, it’s not like the Irish haven’t seen Big Ten teams before. They play at least one every year and probably will until the Earth explodes. But sharing the entire network with them? I have a feeling this may impact Notre Dame’s next contract talks with NBC which will start soon with the contract ending at the conclusion of the 2025 season.
  • Only two primetime Notre Dame games this season but they add a game during Week Zero against Navy over in Ireland. I have the Big Ten moving their game to Noon when the Irish are on in primetime.
  • As for the Big Ten, let’s look at the breakdown:
    • 4 times – Penn State, Purdue, Michigan State
    • 3 times – Michigan
    • 2 times – Maryland, Ohio State
    • 1 time – Northwestern, Illinois, Iowa, Rutgers, Indiana, Wisconsin, Northwestern
    • No times – Nebraska
  • I think more so than the CBS breakdown for the Big Ten, the better teams, for the most part, will appear on NBC more often. I believe that will be the case going forward as well.

Let’s be honest here: nothing much will change for this network. It’s not like they will all of a sudden be showing Michigan-Ohio State. Saying that, it’s one of the channels you almost need to complete your college football viewing experience. I don’t want to speak for anyone else but I love watching close finishes, regardless of the game, so if Rutgers and Northwestern are going down to the wire, I want to watch that shit. Alright let’s get to my projected schedule:

September 2nd Fresno State at PurdueNoon
September 2ndTowson at Maryland3:30 PM
September 2ndToledo at Illinois7:30 PM
September 8thIndiana State at Indiana7:00 PM
September 9thYoungstown State at Ohio StateNoon
September 9thUTEP at Northwestern3:30 PM
September 9thRichmond at Michigan State3:30 PM
September 9thEastern Michigan at Minnesota7:30 PM
September 9thTemple at Rutgers7:30 PM
September 16thLouisville vs. Indiana (in Indianapolis)Noon
September 16thGeorgia Southern at WisconsinNoon
September 16thWestern Michigan at Iowa3:30 PM
September 16thVirginia Tech at Rutgers3:30 PM
September 16thBowling Green at Michigan7:30 PM
September 21stLouisiana Tech at Nebraska7:30 PM
September 23rdAkron at IndianaNoon
September 23rdMaryland at Michigan State3:30 PM
September 23rdFlorida Atlantic at Illinois7:30 PM
September 30thLouisiana at MinnesotaNoon
September 30thWagner at Rutgers3:30 PM
September 30thIndiana at Maryland7:30 PM
October 7thHoward at Northwestern3:00 PM
October 14thIowa at WisconsinNoon
October 14thUMass at Penn State3:30 PM
October 14thIndiana at Michigan7:30 PM
October 21stRutgers at IndianaNoon
October 21stWisconsin at Illinois3:30 PM
October 28thMaryland at Northwestern2:30 PM
November 4thOhio State at RutgersNoon
November 4thIowa vs. Northwestern (in Chicago)3:30 PM
November 4thNebraska at Michigan State7:30 PM
November 11thNorthwestern at WisconsinNoon
November 11thMinnesota at Purdue3:30 PM
November 18thMichigan State at IndianaNoon
November 18thPurdue at Northwestern3:30 PM
November 18thRutgers at Penn State7:30 PM
November 24thIndiana at Purdue3:00 PM
November 25thMaryland at RutgersNoon
November 25thNorthwestern at Illinois3:30 PM

B1G Country Notes (no, not Bryant Reeves)

  • The first three weeks are completely booked. After that…nothing. Well, that’s not entirely true. There are a few homecoming games that are almost guaranteed to hit BTN but I won’t call them confirmed until, well, they are actually confirmed.
  • Let’s get right to the appearance list (with the conference and non-conference split) and then some explanations on the numbers:
    • 8 times – Indiana (3 non-con, 5 conference)
    • 7 times – Northwestern (2 NC, 5 C), Rutgers (3 NC, 4 C)
    • 5 times – Maryland (1 NC, 4 C)
    • 4 times – Purdue (1 NC, 3 C), Illinois (2 NC, 2 C), Michigan State (1 NC, 3 C), Wisconsin (1 NC, 3 C)
    • 3 times – Minnesota (2 NC, 1 C), Iowa (1 NC, 2 C), Penn State (1 NC, 2 C)
    • 2 times – Ohio State (1 NC, 1 C), Michigan (1 NC, 1 C), Nebraska (1 NC, 1 C)
  • Every school must make at least 2 BTN appearances. Plus, one of those appearances has to be a conference game. My predictions satisfy that criteria and I think the amount of appearances will be failry close to what actually happens. I was a bit surprised to see what I had done with Nebraska. Maybe I am drinking a tiny bit of Husker Kool-Aid.

Alright now we have what could be the longest schedule of the bunch. Surprisingly though, it has the most confirmed games, easily. I guess when you have a good portion of the Group of Five stationed here, you will have a lot of games. And if you don’t watch college football on CBSSN? Shame on you. There are some great games on there and you get to see teams you wouldn’t normally see. Time for the huge-ass schedule followed by a few G5 musings:

August 26thUTEP at Jacksonville State5:30 PM
August 26thFIU at Louisiana Tech9:00 PM
August 31stNC State at UConn7:30 PM
September 1stStanford at Hawaii11:00 PM
September 2ndBowling Green at LibertyNoon
September 2ndUSF at WKU3:30 PM
September 2ndWashington State at Colorado State7:00 PM
September 2ndIdaho State at San Diego State10:30 PM
September 9thDelaware State at ArmyNoon
September 9thWagner at Navy3:30 PM
September 9thAir Force vs. Sam Houston (in Houston)8:00 PM
September 15thUtah State at Air Force8:00 PM
September 16thLiberty at BuffaloNoon
September 16thFIU at UConn3:30 PM
September 16thVanderbilt at UNLV7:00 PM
September 16thKansas at Nevada10:30 PM
September 22ndDelaware State at Miami-OH7:00 PM
September 22ndBoise State at San Diego State10:30 PM
September 23rdTulsa at Northern IllinoisNoon
September 23rdDuke at UConn3:30 PM
September 23rdAppalachian State at Wyoming7:00 PM
September 23rdKent State at Fresno State10:30 PM
September 28thMiddle Tennessee at WKU7:30 PM
September 29thLouisiana Tech at UTEP9:00 PM
September 30thUtah State at UConnNoon
September 30thUSF at Navy3:30 PM
September 30thSan Diego State at Air Force8:00 PM
October 4thFIU at New Mexico State9:00 PM
October 5thSam Houston at Liberty7:00 PM
October 7thBoston College at ArmyNoon
October 7thNorth Texas at Navy3:30 PM
October 7thSan Jose State at Boise State8:00 PM
October 10thLouisiana Tech at Middle Tennessee7:00 PM
October 11thSam Houston at New Mexico State9:00 PM
October 13thFresno State at Utah State8:00 PM
October 14thKent State at Eastern MichiganNoon
October 14thTroy at Army3:30 PM
October 14thWyoming at Air Force7:00 PM
October 14thSan Diego State at Hawaii11:00 PM
October 17thMiddle Tennessee at Liberty7:00 PM
October 18thFIU at Sam Houston7:00 PM
October 21stAkron at Bowling GreenNoon
October 21stUSF at UConn3:30 PM
October 21stUtah State at San Jose State7:00 PM
October 21stColorado State at UNLV10:30 PM
October 24thNew Mexico State at Louisiana Tech7:00 PM
October 25thJacksonville State at FIU7:00 PM
October 28thUMass at ArmyNoon
October 28thMiami-OH at Ohio3:30 PM
October 28thAir Force at Colorado State7:00 PM
October 28thNew Mexico at Nevada10:30 PM
November 3rdColorado State at Wyoming8:00 PM
November 4thArmy vs. Air Force (in Denver)2:30 PM
November 4thLouisiana Tech at Liberty6:00 PM
November 4thBoise State at Fresno State10:00 PM
November 7thCentral Michigan at Western Michigan7:00 PM
November 8thAkron at Miami-OH7:00 PM
November 11thHoly Cross at ArmyNoon
November 11thUAB at Navy3:30 PM
November 11thSan Diego State at Colorado State7:00 PM
November 11thFresno State at San Jose State10:30 PM
November 14thAkron at Eastern Michigan7:00 PM
November 18thCoastal Carolina at ArmyNoon
November 18thUNLV at Air Force3:30 PM
November 18thBoise State at Utah State7:00 PM
November 18thSan Diego State at San Jose State10:30 PM
November 24thOhio at AkronNoon
November 24thUtah State at New Mexico3:30 PM
November 25thNorthern Illinois at Kent StateNoon
November 25thLiberty at UTEP3:30 PM
November 25thWyoming at Nevada9:00 PM

Gee-Five Musings

  • Really, CBS Sports Network doesn’t have to lock in over 80% of the games. Nice to see that they do though. Honestly, over the past few years, CBSSN has had their fair share of exciting games so waiting to see what ESPN doesn’t take really doesn’t make sense for them. It won’t change the amount of viewers they get (for the most part). Just scoreboard watch like I do.
  • CBSSN lands a couple of Black Friday games this season, which seems to be the norm now. One is confirmed and the other is a MAC game. Which leads us to…
  • The non-confirmed games. Most of them are MAC-controlled games. They will be 12-day selections during the season. The others might not end up happening as those timeslots may be used for something else.
  • Conference breakdown time!
    • Mountain West – 49
    • Conference USA – 33
    • MAC – 21
    • Army – 7
    • AAC (other than Navy) – 6
    • UConn – 5
    • FCS – 5
    • Navy – 4
    • ACC – 3
    • Sun Belt – 3
    • Pac-12 – 2
    • SEC – 1
    • Big XII – 1
    • UMass – 1
  • OK so it was more than conferences but it gives you an idea of what is happening this year versus previous years. During October, Conference USA will have all their conference games on Tuesday and Wednesday nights. A crazy idea but hey, that’s how MACtion was born. It also means we will go nearly two months with football almost every day! What’s wrong with that?

We made it! Schedule Journey 2023 is over! Christ, that was long. And no, I will not do a TSN schedule. That would be a complete guess. Up next are the season predictions. Expect that post (which will also be a stupidly long one) some time in late July.

Have a fantastic rest of your Sunday and let’s hope for nice weather this coming week…for people who aren’t stuck working in an office. For those people, I am sure you are fine if it rains all week.

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

Wrong, Sponge Bob.

It’s COMPLETE OVERREACTION TIME!!!! Yay, I guess. It happens every year and is one of the worst college football traditions in college football. I would say it’s up there with Midnight Yell practice at Texas A&M but that’s not fair. Midnight Yell isn’t bad. It’s just seriously fucking weird. Anyway, let’s begin with the first set of overreactions to the college football season after a crazy Week 1:

  • Ohio State is not that good on offense! Look, the Irish played damn good on defense all night and kept things close. Plus, the Buckeyes were without Jaxon Smith-Njigba for a good portion of the game. I’m sure when tOSU gets to play Maryland they will aim for a 60-burger.
  • Stetson Bennett could win the Heisman! I mean, technically he could. But he won’t. Yes he had a good game and it was against a fairly good Oregon team. He’s not on the level of the top 10 quarterbacks in college football, though, and will have at least a couple of games where the UGA defense (and perhaps the rushing attack) has to carry him to victory.
  • The Pac-12 is toast! Yes, the Oregon and Utah losses look bad. Saying that, USC looked pretty good in their opener (albeit against Rice). And there are a couple of other teams who could do the unthinkable and make a run for it. But don’t count this conference out just yet. Let’s wait until like Week 8 to do that.
  • The ACC is screwed! Clemson looked pedestrian for most of their game against Georgia Tech. D.J. Uiagelelei doesn’t seem to be the answer at quarterback. Cade Klubnik looked good though and it’s only Week 1. Plus, NC State, Wake Forest and Pitt are undefeated (NC State barely) and you never know what will happen inside the other conferences. Let’s not write off the ACC just yet.
  • Florida/Florida State/USC is back! We’ve played this game before. At least one of these teams won’t be back really, if not all three. I think all three make bowl games and it wouldn’t surprise me if at least one team enters November with still a legitimate shot at the New Year’s Six. But neither of these teams are back…yet.
  • Scott Frost is going to be fired soon! OK not everything on this list is an overreaction.

Hey it’s also time for the Week 2 college football TV schedule as well. Which leads us to another unfortunate tradition: the lacklustre Week 2 schedule that we see almost every season. I rank the weeks in terms of how good the games are and Week 2 almost always falls near the bottom. You know what we say about these kinds of weeks, though…we usually get a fantastic finish or five out of them. After last weekend, can we handle it? Yes. Yes we can.

Friday

USCanada
Louisville at UCF7:30 PM
Boise State at New Mexico9:00 PM

Last year we had undefeated Kansas against undefeated Coastal Carolina in this timeslot. This year we get the molten hot lava seat of Scott Satterfield hoping his team can pull out what might have to be considered an upset over the Gus Bus and a Boise State team that is not the Boise State team we’ve known and mostly loved for the past almost two decades. Fun times.

Saturday Early

USCanada
Ohio at Penn StateNoon
Southern Miss at #15 MiamiNoon
Arkansas State at #3 Ohio StateNoon
Western Illinois at MinnesotaNoon
UTSA at ArmyNoon
South Carolina at #16 ArkansasNoon
Missouri at Kansas StateNoon
North Carolina at Georgia StateNoon
#1 Alabama at TexasNoon
Duke at NorthwesternNoon
#23 Wake Forest at VanderbiltNoon
Charleston Southern at #18 NC State12:30 PM
Southern Utah at #13 Utah1:30 PM

An absolute shit-ton of games in this timeslot. I’m not complaining whatsoever.

Bama-Texas is the big game early and FOX is praying that it is at least remotely close. Then maybe they can say “Texas is Back” a bunch of times because you know they are itching to. Big Ten Network goes nuts this week with eight games total throughout the day. So you will see plenty of them in the specialty packs. I wonder if Wake can handle UNDEFEATED VANDY (of course they can) and thanks to reader Dan, I have added the YouTube logo for Pac-12 Network games because they are available there for Canadian viewers. I mean I don’t know if you want to watch Southern Utah against Utah but you can if you want.

Finally, it’s no longer FOX Sports Network regional games for the ACC. Bally now has all those channels. So there’s another new logo for you to remember. As of right now, the CSU-NCST game isn’t showing on the specialty pack guides but it should soon.

Saturday Afternoon

USCanada
Marshall at #8 Notre Dame2:30 PM
#24 Tennessee at #17 Pittsburgh3:30 PM
Furman at #5 Clemson3:30 PM
Colorado at Air Force3:30 PM
Memphis at Navy3:30 PM
Appalachian State at #6 Texas A&M3:30 PM
Washington State at #19 Wisconsin3:30 PM
Akron at #14 Michigan State4:00 PM
Indiana State at Purdue4:00 PM
Iowa State at Iowa4:00 PM
Wagner at Rutgers4:00 PM
Virginia at Illinois4:00 PM
#25 Houston at Texas Tech4:00 PM
Portland State at Washington4:00 PM
UNLV at California4:00 PM
Samford at #2 Georgia4:00 PM
Alabama State at UCLA5:00 PM

I thought there were a lot of games in the early timeslot. My god. Again, no complaints.

No Week 2 game of the year candidates this season, unlike the previous few years where among the rubble there was one massive matchup that towered over everything else and gobbled up all the hype. CyHawk is relegated to the Big Ten Network along with three other games. Funny thing, Wagner-Rutgers is not showing yet on the specialty pack guides. I don’t get it.

Also, a point about P12N games: only the national feed shows up on YouTube. The regional games do not. Just like the Big Ten this week, there is an overload of Pac-12 games so they get a couple of them on the Pac-12 Network regional feeds. I am still shocked no one told Larry Scott and his crew back then that this regional feed stuff is horseshit.

Saturday Primetime

USCanada
Syracuse at UConn7:00 PM
#20 Kentucky at #12 Florida7:00 PM
Eastern Michigan at Louisiana7:00 PM
#10 USC at Stanford7:30 PM
Arizona State at #11 Oklahoma State7:30 PM
San Jose State at Auburn7:30 PM
Georgia Southern at Nebraska7:30 PM
Southern at LSU7:30 PM
Boston College at Virginia Tech8:00 PM
Idaho at Indiana8:00 PM
Hawaii at #4 Michigan8:00 PM
Eastern Washington at Oregon8:30 PM

This shows how lacklustre the schedule is. Nothing special here unless you think the USC-Stanford game could be a trap game. The most interesting game here might just be UK-UF. No one is going to catch Georgia in the SEC East but if one of these teams can get to ten wins then a New Year’s Six bowl is in their future. And yes, that is a game on the NFL Network. This week and next there is a college football game on the NFL Network. Kind of odd but I wonder if it’s more of a test run to see if they will get more involved next season.

Saturday Late Night

USCanada
#9 Baylor at #21 BYU10:15 PM
Oregon State at Fresno State10:30 PM
Mississippi State at Arizona11:00 PM

Big-time game in Provo and we move to TSN5 for this one because the ABC game won’t be done by the time this one starts. The game in Tucson starts at 11. Not exactly a Hawaii Test but that’s a late start.

Big Games O’ The Week

Baylor at BYU (10:15, TSN5) – Not to put down either of these teams but this is not the kind of game that usually is the highlight of a week. But here we are. And honestly, it is a big game. It’s the kind of non-conference game that Baylor is not known for scheduling. It’s the kind of game that BYU must win to have a chance at the New Year’s Six (or more). The stakes are high.

Tennessee at Pittsburgh (3:30, ABC/TSN2) – Last year’s game between these two teams was fantastic. And if you had told me a few years ago that this would be one of the big games of this week I would have thought you took a little bit too much advantage of the legal weed here. The winner here could be in for some big things but both teams are going to have to pull off upsets later on in the season (the Vols especially).

Kentucky at Florida (7:00, specialty pack) – As I said above, no one is catching Georgia in the SEC East (probably). But second place in the division could be huge if it means a potential New Year’s Six spot or, at worst, a good New Year’s Day bowl (or more like January 2nd this season). Both teams look better than advertised so far, especially the Gators after their huge win over Utah. Expect a close game.

Arizona State at Oklahoma State (7:30, specialty pack) – It really drops off a cliff after the first three games. I’m sure many would put Bama-UT in this spot but do you really think that game will be close? This might also be not very close but I have faith on either a) Herm rallying his team and getting them to put together a good four quarters or b) the Pokes fucking up left, right and centre and keeping the Sun Devils in the game.

Psycho Game of the Week

Syracuse at UConn (7:00, CBS Sports Network) – Honestly, despite the lack of high-level matchups this week, there aren’t any ridiculously bad games with two teams that almost no one would want to watch. Yes, Syracuse beat Louisville pretty badly but I think the Cards may be a lot worse than I thought they’d be. And UConn is UConn.

Hubba Bubba Blowout of the Week

Arkansas State at Ohio State (Noon, BTN) – Another new segment! Here I will put the obvious blowout of the week that there is really no point in watching. This one is, well, plainly obvious. Butch Jones is going to have a long day. At least they get paid a lot to just show up. Well, the school does.

The Degenerate Portion of Our Show

Hey, who picked Florida to beat Utah? This guy…I’m pointing to myself. Honestly there were quite a few who also picked the Gators so it’s not a massive deal but I am impressed with myself. So on to Week 2’s picks. And remember…I’m picking against the spread. Let’s go!

Notre Dame (-20.5) over Marshall

Memphis (-6.0) over Navy

Pittsburgh (+6.5) over Tennessee (but the Vols win this one)

Boise State (-16.5) over New Mexico

USC (-9) over Stanford

Colorado (+17.5) over Air Force (Falcons still win but it’ll be closer than you think)

UCF (-6.5) over Louisville

Syracuse (-23.5) over UConn

Baylor (+3.5) over BYU (Cougs win by a field goal)

Arizona State (+11) over Oklahoma State (Pokes win but don’t make it easy for themselves)

Alabama (-20) over Texas

Iowa State (+3.5) over Iowa (Hawkeyes will somehow win it 9-8)

OK so from what I can tell, everything is up on the specialty pack other than those two games I mentioned earlier. I assume they will pop up at some point. Even if this week is a bit lacking of big games, I will still be watching as much as I possibly can. I can catch up on sleep sometime in March. Have a great weekend everyone and enjoy the games!

Well, well, well…it’s that time again…COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Week 1 College Football TV Schedule

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After what felt like an eternity, college football is back on the air. If you were lucky enough (and enjoyed parting with your hard-earned money easily) you saw a fantastic game during the FCS Kickoff this past Saturday. Future Mountain West Conference member North Dakota State lost a close one to other potential Future Mountain West Conference member Montana. These two teams would assuredly be at least in the middle of the standings in the MWC if not near the top.

So we start with some good news. Our friends (and I use that term very loosely) at Rogers and Bell have already come out with their schedules for week one……………………………..ok now that you have woke up from fainting I can continue. Believe me, I was shocked as well. Last year there were times it was Thursday morning and neither had schedules up for that night’s games. In terms of scheduling their respective specialty packs, Rogers usually does a better job than Bell. So, in conclusion, I am impressed…so far. Let’s hope they keep it up.

First off I will start with the almighty cable schedule:

ROGERS BELL
FIU at UCF (Thurs) 6:00 PM CBSSN X
Duke at Tulane (Thurs) 9:30 PM CBSSN X
Colorado at Hawaii (Fri morning) 1:00 AM CBSSN X
Fordham at Army (Fri) 7:00 PM CBSSN X
Kent State at Illinois (Fri) 9:00 PM BTN X
Illinois State at Iowa 12:00 PM BTN X
Colgate at Navy 12:00 PM CBSSN X
Wofford at Clemson 12:30 PM WSBK X X
BYU at Nebraska 3:30 PM ABC X X
Wagner at Rice 3:30 PM MyTV X X
Auburn vs. Louisville (in Atlanta) 3:30 PM CBS X X
Florida Atlantic at Tulsa 3:30 PM CBSSN X
Virginia at UCLA 3:30 PM FOX X X
UNLV at Northern Illinois 7:30 PM CBSSN X
Texas at Notre Dame 7:30 PM NBC X X
Alabama vs. Wisconsin (in Dallas) 8:00 PM ABC X X
Ohio State at Virginia Tech (Mon) 8:00 PM TSN3 X X

This is Rogers’ bread and butter so to speak. Every possible game on cable this season will be shown for Rogers customers. They get CBS Sports Network and the Big Ten Network while Bell customers do not. Anyway, looking at the games, a pretty good spread over three days. Of course the neutral site games stand out since that’s what week one of any college football season now seems to be about. Plus we get a Monday night treat before the NFL season begins with tOSU and Virginia Tech squaring off. Not bad. And then of course the surprise CBS game during week one. Some good stuff all around.

Update: If you see this on time it looks like due to a weather delay, the Wagner-Rice game was switched to Old Dominion-Eastern Michigan.

Now let’s take a wee gander at the specialty packs:

ROGERS BELL
South Carolina vs. North Carolina (in Charlotte) (Thurs) 6:00 PM SP X X
Oklahoma State at Central Michigan (Thurs) 7:00 PM SP X X
Western Kentucky at Vanderbilt (Thurs) 8:00 PM SP X
TCU at Minnesota (Thurs) 9:00 PM SP X X
Charlotte at Georgia State (Fri) 3:30 PM SP X X
Baylor at SMU (Fri) 7:00 PM SP X X
Michigan State at Western Michigan (Fri) 7:00 PM SP X X
Washington at Boise State (Fri) 10:15 PM SP X X
Stanford at Northwestern 12:00 PM SP X X
Richmond at Maryland 12:00 PM SP X X
ULM at Georgia 12:00 PM SP X
Penn State at Temple 3:30 PM SP X X
UTEP at Arkansas 3:30 PM SP X X
Bowling Green at Tennessee 4:00 PM SP X
Arizona State vs. Texas A&M (in Houston) 7:00 PM SP X X
UL-Lafayette at Kentucky 7:00 PM SP X X
New Mexico State at Florida 7:30 PM SP X
South Carolina State vs. Arkansas-Pine Bluff (in Orlando) (Sun) 3:30 PM SP X X

And now we see Bell’s strength. Bell customers (like myself) will get ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNU, and SEC Network games (and the odd FOX Sports Network ACC game). Rogers customers do not get SEC Network games which, on some weeks is fine and on others really sucks. TSN ended up showing a couple of noon SEC Network games last season so not all hope is lost. A boatload of Thursday and Friday action along with a healthy dose of Saturday games here. Highlight is probably the ASU-TAMU game in Houston which I see being a great one. Surprisingly, no late games really anywhere that we can see. Latest game will be Bama-Wisky on ABC for everyone. That changes starting next week I’m sure.

Games o’ the Week

Alright I did this in an earlier post so my choices haven’t changed. All I will do is list them here in order of importance:

  1. Alabama vs. Wisconsin (in Dallas)
  2. Ohio State at Virginia Tech
  3. Arizona State vs. Texas A&M (in Houston)
  4. Texas at Notre Dame
  5. Auburn vs. Louisville (in Atlanta)
  6. TCU at Minnesota
  7. Michigan at Utah
  8. South Carolina vs. North Carolina (in Charlotte)
  9. Washington at Boise State
  10. BYU at Nebraska

All in all, Rogers customers will receive 31 games from Thursday through Monday and Bell customers receive 27. That’s about on par with what we can expect each and every week (if you have one of the specialty packs). I’ve said it before but at least for Bell customers, the specialty pack is worth it. $100 for the year and you get all these extra games. I am waiting for them to jack the price and who knows what will happen once pick n’ pay is implemented but for now….WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Rogers is a little different since (as far as I know) they group all sports together in one huge premium package, which is ridiculous. Obvious money grab since I know very few people who will watch all sports. And by very few I mean none.

One last note. When I don’t have my kids (which works out to a little over half the weekends), I can be seen on the Twitter machine doing that live-tweeting thing. I spend all day watching college football and usually eat really shitty (health-wise) but tasty food. Good times. I pay for it Sunday but many people have that as a recovery day for various reasons. Anyway, where was I…oh yeah. My twitter handle is @LikeABauce1978. I know Twitter isn’t everyone’s thing. Some like Facebook. Some like that Instagram thing. Some just prefer browsing websites. I don’t think there is anyone (at least under 50) that doesn’t do one of these four. And if you say you are then how come you are on this site right now? OK this is getting way to philosophical (I think). Just enjoy the games this weekend and for the next four months. I’m looking forward to it.

Update #2: Well I knew it wouldn’t last.  Checked my guide (Bell Fibe) this morning and the tOSU-VT game tonight is not on TSN, replaced with Canada playing in the FIBA Americas tournament on multiple channels.  As of right now, it looks like it is still on TSN3 for Bell Satellite customers.  Rogers also looks like it has been replaced with the basketball game.  I’m not quite sure what to make of this because it also is not appearing on the specialty packages.  If this is the case I will have to talk to customer service because it is supposed to be on either one.  That’s the deal I (along with anyone else who has signed up for a specialty pack) signed up for.  Not impressed.  I will keep you posted as the day goes on.

Update #3: Ok now I am pissed off.  Talk to a CSR from Bell.  She says that it’s the NCAA that is saying this game can’t be shown in this area.  I asked her why it was taken off TSN in the first place and she said the NCAA has the right to remove the game from a specific viewing area.  I called bullshit on that and said that makes no sense.  One of the biggest games of the year and the NCAA (of all organizations) takes it off Canadian television (at least for Fibe customers from what I can tell).  She goes on to say the NCAA has control of the specialty pack.  Seriously?  Do you think I’m a fucking moron?  Bell has no control over the contract they have with ESPN as to what they put on the specialty pack?  If that’s the case, that’s like saying the NCAA has chosen not to allow FOX Sports One games in this area but allow ESPN games to air.  So basically the NCAA is colluding with ESPN to keep FOX out of Canada.  Uh, no.  There is no fucking way that is the case.  Basically this CSR is a dipshit (which most of them are due to complete lack of training) so I will try again later on this afternoon and hope things change.  FUCK!

Update #4: Finally.  FINALLY!  Someone with a bit of brains (and possibly training) has somewhat answered my question.  I finally decided to call in and ask what was going on.  The CSR that answered told me she saw it in the guide for tonight and double-checked.  Lo and behold it was there for her so it should be shown tonight.  She said sometimes with updates (especially modem updates), they don’t come out quick enough to update everything on time and that includes the guides.  So, from what she has told me, the Virginia Tech-Ohio State game SHOULD appear tonight.  My guess is that it is the same for Rogers and Bell Satellite customers.  Let’s hope that this is the case.  Fingers crossed.  Now unfortunately this does mean that it will definitely not appear on a TSN network tonight which sucks for anyone who doesn’t have a specialty pack.