“Ha ha ha, that’s a great one Bossman. Now fuck off while I sleep on a bed of money.” I’m just assuming that’s what Roger Goodell would say to that.
If you didn’t already know, the NFL has now gone to a 17-game regular season. This hasn’t exactly thrilled the players and I don’t blame them. Just one more opportunity to get injured during the regular season. It means one less week of preseason football which is fine by me. I still believe every team should have one road, one home and one neutral-site game during the preseason but that’s a conversation I’ve had many times before that no one wants to listen to. It also means there will be no more .500 teams unless you get a tie during the season. Somewhere Jeff Fisher is shedding a few tears.
Alright enough of that. It’s more football that means something so that’s not a bad thing for the fans, right? Now do fantasy football seasons extend by a week? I better figure that out before, say, December. Now, let me get to my NFL predictions for the season which sometimes I do well at and other times…not so much. Here are the predicted standings! (* means I predict them to be a Wild Card team):
AFC East | NFC East |
Buffalo 13-4 | Dallas 9-8 |
Miami* 9-8 | Washington 8-9 |
New England 9-8 | NY Giants 5-12 |
NY Jets 4-13 | Philadelphia 5-12 |
AFC North | NFC North |
Cleveland 12-5 | Green Bay 12-5 |
Baltimore* 11-6 | Minnesota 9-8 |
Pittsburgh 8-9 | Chicago 7-10 |
Cincinnati 6-11 | Detroit 4-13 |
AFC South | NFC South |
Tennessee 11-6 | Tampa Bay 14-3 |
Indianapolis 9-8 | New Orleans* 10-7 |
Jacksonville 4-13 | Atlanta 6-11 |
Houston 2-15 | Carolina 6-11 |
AFC West | NFC West |
Kansas City 14-3 | Seattle 12-5 |
LA Chargers* 10-7 | LA Rams* 11-6 |
Las Vegas 8-9 | Arizona* 9-8 |
Denver 7-10 | San Francisco 8-9 |
Notes
- I always seem to talk about parity with the NFL but it may not be as much of the case this season. I have six teams winning at least 12 games and if I put it down to 11 wins, 9 teams fit the bill, which is over a quarter of the league.
- Where will the good division races be? The AFC North, NFC East and, especially, the NFC West should have some excitement. This time it’s not the Patriots but the Bills who will run away with the AFC East (for something completely different). Same goes for the Chiefs and Bucs who should easily win their divisions.
- The NFC Wild Card race should be very interesting. The Rams, if they don’t win the division, should get the top Wild Card (otherwise it would be the Seahawks in that spot). The other two spots will have six teams competing for it. One of those teams will win the NFC East as I have the Cowboys and Washington Football Team Of Fun And Frolic going down to the final week for the division crown. I think the Saints pull ahead and are joined by the Cardinals but it won’t be easy for those teams. It’s going to feel weird for a team to lose eight games and be over .500. Again, cue the Jeff Fisher tears.
- The AFC should also have a great Wild Card Race. Hey, maybe this extra game is a good thing. Still not for the players but I digress. The Ravens or Browns, whoever doesn’t win the AFC North should have an easy road to playing the worst division winner in the conference. As for the other two spots, pick two out of the Dolphins, Patriots, Steelers, Colts, Chargers and Raiders. That Week 18 (yes, WEEK 18!) should be phenomenal this season. Now watch it be a dud with only one game meaning anything at all and it’s the Sunday nighter.
- It really is a question of how bad the Texans could be, not if they will be last. Seventeen losses in a season? That has to be in play in Vegas and the odds can’t be too bad for it, either. And if they trade Deshaun Watson (or he is released because of the legal issues he faces), this team is dead in the water. Gonna be a long year in H-Town.
- This could end up being the closest MVP race ever. You’ve got Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Tom Brady, Russell Wilson and Kyler Murray all in the mix. Matthew Stafford in that Rams offense has to be intriguing. Then you have Dax Prescott returning from a horrific leg injury after having an amazing start to the 2020 season. And finally, possibly the last hurrah for Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay. In the end, I think Rodgers wins a close vote over Allen and Wilson.
- Rookies of the Year are always a crapshoot. I know many will pick Trevor Lawrence and that’s not a bad choice. I am going to go slightly down from there and say Justin Fields wins it and is the main reason the Bears are even in the playoff race in December and January. On defense it’s even more difficult to predict. I believe it will be Patrick Surtain II winning it although watch out for Zaven Collins as he could be a big dark horse possibility.
I have decided the new tradition of not putting a reason beside every playoff prediction is a good thing now with two extra Wild Card games. This post would have got seriously long otherwise. Alright let’s get right into the predictions:
Wild Card Round
(2) Buffalo def. (7) Miami
(3) Cleveland def. (6) LA Chargers
(5) Baltimore def. (4) Tennessee
(2) Green Bay def. (7) Arizona
(3) Seattle def. (6) New Orleans
(5) LA Rams def. (4) Dallas
Divisional Playoffs
(1) Kansas City def. (5) Baltimore
(2) Buffalo def. (3) Cleveland
(5) LA Rams def. (1) Tampa Bay
(3) Seattle def. (2) Green Bay
Conference Championships
(2) Buffalo def. (1) Kansas City
(3) Seattle def. (5) LA Rams
Super Bowl
(2) Buffalo def. (3) Seattle
I think this is a dream season for the Bills. With their roster and Josh Allen at the top of his game and pretty much no holes in their lineup, this is the season for them two win it all. After last year’s loss to the Chiefs, I believe they are playoff-hardened and ready to get some revenge. The NFC will be a bit of a mess as I don’t think the top two seeds get to the conference championship. The Rams, if they get on a roll, could go all the way with that offense. I know they say defense wins championships but if the Rams can score over 30 a game in the playoffs they could do some major damage. The Seahawks are another team to watch in the playoffs. Let Russ cook and you got a problem. In the end, I have my Buffalo Bills finally winning the Super Bowl that eluded them in the 90s and sending me into complete delirium. I won’t know what to do. Honest. I’ll have to take a week off of work just to recuperate.
Next up is for all of you to just watch some damn college football! We are 17 days away from Week Zero! I keep checking for a TSN schedule but still nothing. As soon as I find something I can complete what I have for Week Zero and finally do an actual schedule post: the first of the 2021 college football season. Can’t wait! And in the meantime, watch some CFL or preseason NFL to whet the appetite. Have a great hump day, everyone!