Sure, let’s do a bit of a draft recap

I will get to this man a bit later since he went through quite the night.

As usual, the draft was a fun time…well, the first night was fun then it got steadily less fun until the final rounds when other than NFL Network’s Stump The Truck, almost nothing was really all that fun. But I watched most of it. What can I say, I am way into football. Probably too much but soon enough I will be on my own a lot more so football may be the only thing that keeps me company. God, that’s sad. Let’s move on.

First of all, I will take a look at my mock draft and compare it to the actual draft results and…yep, I got basically nothing right. I couldn’t even get the first two picks right. I had C.J. Stroud going first followed by Bryce Young. I think Carolina made the right pick out of the two but I was sure they had their sights set on Stroud. Funny enough, though, I got two picks exactly right: Zay Flowers to the Ravens at #22 and Wanya Morris to the Chiefs at #92. That really doesn’t make any sense but it’s the truth. Other than that, everything else wrong and some were REALLY wrong.

Reaches

It’s always too soon to look at this but there seem to be picks that were universally thought of as reaches: as in a team picked a player way earlier than they probably would have gone. I know some teams absolutely want a specific player and worry about not getting them that much that they either take them too soon or trade up to get them when they didn’t need to. Still doesn’t mean it wasn’t a stretch for that player. Let’s look at a few that felt obvious.

Darnell Wright (#10 overall to Chicago) – I, along with most others, had Wright pegged as a late-1st round/early-2nd round pick at best. The fact that the Bears also passed on Peter Skoronski, from Northwestern (supposedly Chicago’s Big Ten school) is the real headscratcher here.

Jahmyr Gibbs (#12 to Detroit) – Speaking of headscratchers, it’s like Detroit brought back Matt Millen and his new focus wasn’t wide receivers but running backs. Detroit did not need help at running back but took Gibbs at this point anyway. I had figured he’d end up on the Bills which didn’t thrill me but Gibbs is better than what they have at this point. Anyway, Detroit ended up trading D’Andre Swift to the Eagles because of this pick. I don’t get it.

Deonte Banks (#24 to NY Giants) – Did the Giants need a cornerback? Absolutely. Was Joey Porter Jr. still on the board? Absolutely. Was Kelee Ringo still on the board? Absolutely. Was Cam Smith still on the board? Absolutely. I could go on and on but Banks wasn’t a first rounder and I’d be shocked if he plays like one.

Derick Hall (#37 to Seattle) – The Seahawks didn’t exactly need a defensive end but they decided to pick one anyway. OK, that’s fine. To pick Hall when there were a few other guys on the board who were rated way higher made no sense. Hall was barely a second rounder in most mock drafts.

Steals

On the other hand, we have our draft steals. Every draft has their steals and yes I know Tom Brady was a “steal.” Actually, no, at the time, no one thought he was a steal of a pick. No one. At all. If you say you did, you’re a dirty fucking liar. Again, this is way too early so by the time the next draft occurred, yes, Brady was considered a massive steal. Hell, he would have been a steal as a late second rounder.

Christian Gonzalez (#17 to New England) – The biggest steal of the draft in my opinion. I had him going third overall and many mock drafts had him in the top seven picks. Did the Pats need any help in the secondary? No, but how do you pass on a guy that has dropped approximately 10 spots or so in the first round when you don’t have a huge need? Once again, Bill Belichick is playing 4-D Parcheesi while everyone else is playing Snakes and Ladders.

Dalton Kincaid (#25 to Buffalo) – I was not happy when Bijan Robinson was off the board super early. Man did he go from not even a first rounder like a month ago to Top 10 pick. Anyway, the Bills did the next best thing (that they needed) by getting the best tight end in the draft in Kincaid. Josh Allen could make the guy…well, not a star but a very dependable receiver.

Joey Porter Jr. (#32 to Pittsburgh) – How did the last into the second round? There were easily six different teams that should have taken him and passed. Yeah I’m looking at you New York Football Giants (or GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-Men in honour of Chris Berman). He may make a couple of teams pay for passing on him this coming season.

Jalin Hyatt (#73 to NY Giants) – So the Giants make one of the worst picks of the early part of the draft and then somehow snag Hyatt in the third round. Hey, whatever works. I could have also put Hyatt’s Tennessee Volunteer teammate Cedric Tillman here as he went one spot later to the Browns.

Alright let’s get down to the Will Levis situation. ESPN did this man (and his family) dirty. Well, most of them. I think the girlfriend loved the attention. Still though, to spend four-plus hours in that room and not get your name called has to suck. And ESPN loved it. You know they did. Most people had him going in the #7-#13 range. I had him going to Washington at #16. Then someone on Reddit (I think) tweeted that the Panthers were considering him for the top pick. All of a sudden, people became a lot more interested in him. It also meant that every draft pick that wasn’t him would make him look worse. And yes I know there are others that suffer the same plight but he is, by far, the most hyped of anyone who has had that happen. Also, why didn’t Tennessee move up into the first round to get him? Now they lose a potential option year if he ends up being good. Poor management by the Titans there.

Best Draft

Again, this is way too early but you can kind of tell when a team probably had a good draft (unless one of their top picks is a flop). Here is my list of the top three teams from draft day.

Philadelphia – It feels almost unanimous among experts (which I am not one of) that the Eagles had the best draft. Not only did they continue their Georgia Bulldog-riffic defense picking Jalen Carter and Nolan Smith, but they also drafted Bama’s Tyler Steen who could potentially anchor the offensive line soon enough and somehow had Kelee Ringo (another Bulldog) fall into their lap in the fourth round. Finally, Detroit’s stupidity made it so the Eagles got D’Andre Swift in a trade with the Lions. An all-around great few days for possibly the NFC favourites.

Indianapolis – No, this isn’t all about the Anthony Richardson pick although that is what much of the Colts’ draft will hinge on. They had a great draft otherwise, though, with a huge value pick in the fourth round, nabbing Adetomiwa Adeboware. Really, it’s Richardson and Adeboware for the Colts. If they both hit then this will end up being the number one draft crop in hindsight. Otherwise….yikes. Huge risk-reward for a team that feels the time is right to make huge moves.

Pittsburgh – The Eagles’ cross-state rival also had quite the good, if not underrated, draft, looking like the smartest team coming out of the draft. They filled pretty much all their needs in the first three rounds and then got some great value late. Porter is a steal and teams may regret not picking him.

Worst Draft

Very rarely does a team get selected having the worst draft and then it ends up that everyone was wrong in hindsight. So yeah, this is not a good group to be in.

Jacksonville – Third worst on our list is the Jags with a bit of a perplexing draft. Things were looking great for a team that looked like it may run away with the AFC South over the next few years. That may not be the case anymore, and this draft didn’t help matters any. Unfortunately, the Cam Robinson situation forced them to pick O-line early but Anton Harrison may not have been the guy. Tank Bigsby was a pretty bad pick and could have been got two rounds later. And for a team that needed a tight end as another weapon for Trevor Lawrence, getting Brenton Strange isn’t it with other guys on the board. Just weird all around.

Minnesota – Look, they did pretty well with the Jordan Addison pick. Beyond that? Woof. Every other pick was a reach and they really didn’t do anything to help Kirk Cousins beyond getting Addison to hopefully pair with Justin Jefferson. Cousins is in the last year of his contract and this felt like the year the Vikings really had to try and go for it or start building for the future and they did neither.

San Francisco – Just like Philly, it’s a pretty unanimous vote on the other end of the draft grades. The ass end, if you will. The 49ers did a deplorable job this time around. Lucky for them, as long as Brock Purdy and/or Trey Lance are ready to go, this team is ready to battle for the NFC title at the very least. But holy shit, you’d think you would draft one guy that would help the team this coming season. Especially on the offensive line, where they needed help and drafted nobody. But hey, they drafted a kicker. Before the 100th pick. For fuck’s sakes what a joke.

Finally, a quick look at the two networks showing the draft. Most people seemed to be watching ESPN, as per usual. The NFL Network picked up the rest of the viewers. Problem was, the amount of complaints I heard about ESPN were staggering. Yet, these same people obviously outright refused to just, oh I don’t know, turn to the other network with draft coverage. I get that hearing the old NFL Primetime music is great (it really is) but if the coverage sucks then change the channel. My opinion, as you may know, is that the NFL Network has always had better coverage since they started showing the draft. I mean, that’s their whole thing: the NFL. ESPN suffers from trying to put in as many horrific stories about the draftees and too many people involved in the production. At least a quarter of the people involved could have been axed because they sucked at their job on this night.

I think that’s the first draft recap I have done in a long time. I don’t feel like looking. I’m not really a recap kind of guy but I figured what the hell. We are now 107 days away from the college football season and the posts will start coming along more frequently once again. We are getting close to true football season, folks! Not that I’m minding the XFL since it has been pretty good. The USFL, on the other hand, ugh. Have a great rest of the week everyone.

Mock Draft? Yeah, why the fuck not.

Fuck off Captain Ginger.

I haven’t done a mock draft at all until now. Not one. Then I decided “Hey, why not do three rounds’ worth?” I had no answer for myself because I’m an idiot. So yeah, three rounds. Now there are no trades here and I don’t project trades because that is a fool’s game. Although, I guess mock drafts are also a fool’s game. Ugh. Let’s just get started before I regret doing this.

Round 1

1CarolinaC.J. Stroud, QB (Ohio State)
2HoustonBryce Young, QB (Alabama)
3ArizonaChristian Gonzalez, CB (Oregon)
4IndianapolisTyree Wilson, EDGE (Texas Tech)
5SeattleWill Anderson Jr., LB (Alabama)
6DetroitJalen Carter, DT (Georgia)
7Las VegasParis Johnson Jr., OT (Ohio State)
8AtlantaAnthony Richardson, QB (Florida)
9ChicagoLukas Van Ness, DE (Iowa)
10PhiladelphiaJaxon Smith-Njigba, WR (Ohio State)
11TennesseeQuentin Johnson, WR (TCU)
12HoustonDevon Witherspoon, CB (Illinois)
13NY Jets Green BayDalton Kincaid, TE (Utah)
14New EnglandPeter Skoronski, OT (Northwestern)
15Green Bay NY JetsBroderick Jones, OT (Georgia)
16WashingtonWill Levis, QB (Kentucky)
17PittsburghJoey Porter Jr., CB (Penn State)
18DetroitBijan Robinson, RB (Texas)
19Tampa BayBrian Branch, S (Alabama)
20SeattleJordan Addison, WR (USC)
21LA ChargersMyles Murphy, DE (Clemson)
22BaltimoreZay Flowers, WR (Boston College)
23MinnesotaNolan Smith, LB (Georgia)
24JacksonvilleKelee Ringo, CB (Georgia)
25NY GiantsJalin Hyatt, WR (Tennessee)
26DallasO’Cyrus Torrance, G (Florida)
27BuffaloJahmyr Gibbs, RB (Alabama)
28CincinnatiMichael Mayer, TE (Notre Dame)
29New OrleansRyan Hayes, G (Michigan)
30PhiladelphiaJack Campbell, LB (Iowa)
31Kansas CityDarnell Wright, OT (Tennessee)

Round 2

32PittsburghCalijah Kancey, DT (Pittsburgh)
33HoustonDarnell Washington, TE (Georgia)
34ArizonaJohn Michael Schmitz, C (Minnesota)
35IndianapolisCam Smith, CB (South Carolina)
36LA RamsMazi Smith, DT (Michigan)
37SeattleBryan Bresee, DT (Clemson)
38Las VegasQuan Martin, S (Illinois)
39CarolinaWill McDonald IV, DE (Iowa State)
40New OrleansHendon Hooker, QB (Tennessee)
41TennesseeDaiyan Henley, LB (Washington State)
42NY Jets Green BayAntonio Johnson, S (Texas A&M)
43NY JetsDrew Sanders, LB (Arkansas)
44AtlantaEmmanuel Forbes, CB (Mississippi State)
45Green BayIsaiah Foskey, DE (Notre Dame)
46New EnglandB.J. Ojulari, DE (LSU)
47WashingtonLuke Wypler, C (Ohio State)
48DetroitLuke Musgrave, TE (Oregon State)
49PittsburghNoah Sewell, LB (Oregon)
50Tampa BayAnton Harrison, OT (Oklahoma)
51MiamiSteve Avila, G (TCU)
52SeattleJ.L. Skinner, S (Boise State)
53ChicagoCedric Tillman, WR (Tennessee)
54LA ChargersSiaki Ika, DT (Baylor)
55DetroitDeonte Banks, CB (Maryland)
56JacksonvilleCody Mauch, OT (North Dakota State)
57NY GiantsTyrique Stevenson, CB (Miami)
58DallasJosh Downs, WR (North Carolina)
59BuffaloGervon Dexter, DT (Florida)
60CincinnatiAdetomiwa Adebawore, DT (Northwestern)
61ChicagoHenry To’o’To’o, LB (Alabama)
62PhiladelphiaChris Rodriguez, RB (Kentucky)
63Kansas CityFelix Anudike-Uzomah, EDGE (Kansas State)

Round 3

64ChicagoJaelyn Duncan, OT (Maryland)
65HoustonTrenton Simpson, LB (Clemson)
66ArizonaTuli Tuipulotu, DE (USC)
67DenverClark Phillips, CB (Utah)
68DenverDawand Jones, OT (Ohio State)
69LA RamsSam LaPorta, TE (Iowa)
70Las VegasKeion White, DE (Georgia Tech)
71New OrleansZach Charbonnet, RB (UCLA)
72TennesseeTucker Kraft, TE (South Dakota State)
73HoustonAnthony Bradford, G (LSU)
74ClevelandZacch Pickens, DT (South Carolina)
75AtlantaSydney Brown, S (Illinois)
76New EnglandRashee Rice, WR (SMU)
77LA RamsNick Broeker, G (Ole Miss)
78Green BayTyler Scott, WR (Cincinnati)
79IndianapolisTanner McKee, QB (Stanford)
80PittsburghTyler Steen, OT (Alabama)
81DetroitMcClendon Curtis, G (Chattanooga)
82Tampa BayJonathan Mingo, WR (Ole Miss)
83SeattleJoe Tippman, C (Wisconsin)
84MiamiZach Evans, RB (Ole Miss)
85LA ChargersBlake Freeland, OT (BYU)
86BaltimoreJulius Brents, CB (Kansas State)
87MinnesotaMekhi Garner, CB (LSU)
88JacksonvilleDaniel Scott, S (California)
89NY GiantsJarrett Patterson, G (Notre Dame)
90DallasKendre Miller, RB (TCU)
91BuffaloCameron Latu, TE (Alabama)
92CincinnatiWanya Morris, OT (Oklahoma)
93CarolinaJaylon Jones, CB (Texas A&M)
94PhiladelphiaMekhi Blackmon, CB (USC)
95Kansas CityKayshon Boutte, WR (LSU)
96ArizonaDeMarvion Overshown, LB (Texas)
97WashingtonCam Mitchell, CB (Northwestern)
98ClevelandMike Morris, DE (Michigan)
99San FranciscoJaxon Kirkland, G (Washington)
100Las VegasEmil Ekiyor, C (Alabama)
101San FranciscoBrandon Joseph, S (Notre Dame)
102San FranciscoXavier Hutchinson, WR (Iowa State)

Notes and Crap and Stuff and Things and Shit and Garbage

  • Yes I know I usually have logos as well. I decided to go no frills with this one. No, that doesn’t mean I have aisleways that are so cramped that two people with shopping carts can’t go through at the same time. Just means I was short on time and didn’t feel like doing all the work to put the fancy logos in.
  • You will notice that the third round has more picks than the other two rounds. Well, the first round only has 31 because Miami forfeited its pick and the third round includes all the compensatory picks.
  • I am feeling pretty good with my first few picks. Stroud should go #1 and Young #2. I think at least seven out of my top ten will be in the top ten come draft night. Beyond that, who knows.
  • I hope that somehow Bijan Robinson can fall all the way to the Bills’ pick at #27. He won’t as he seems to be rocketing up many draft boards. As long as the Bills figure out their running back issue I will be somewhat happy.
  • Take a look at your favourite team and see if you like the way I drafted for them. If so, I feel bad for you since they will most likely not draft as well. I don’t make the rules.

Look if there are trades between now and the draft I will update my picks because otherwise it wouldn’t make sense. You know, say if Aaron Rodgers gets traded to a certain team in the AFC East with a plane-based logo, I assume there will be picks involved as well so I would adjust my mock draft accordingly.

OK that was a lot. Especially for my first post in a while. If work wasn’t so busy I’d do more. I’m just kidding, I wouldn’t have. Not a whole lot to post about to be honest. Things will start ramping up soon after the draft I’m sure. Have a great draft night(s) everybody!