2021 has not been as ridiculous as 2020 was…except for one team. The Jacksonville Jaguars have basically been a sitcom this season. And their main character is Urban Meyer. To say this has been a disastrous few months for Meyer and the Jags is an understatement. Not like anyone thought they would good but no one could have predicted the drama surrounding this franchise. And it has continued with the latest story out of Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuval. Looks like Urbs decided to kick Josh Lambo’s leg while he was stretching before a preseason practice. Lambo is their kicker. Lambo was pissed off about this and in the end Urban said “I’m the head ball coach. I’ll kick you whenever the fuck I want.” First of all, asshole, Steve Spurrier is the HBC. Secondly, Lambo is your fucking kicker. What was the point of even doing that? Maybe he knew it was going to be a shitshow and decided to start things early. All I know is I would hate to be a Jag-you-ares fan right now, that is for sure.
UPDATE: Urb was kicked to the curb. He was shitcanned overnight.
Alright on to the schedule which also includes a certain team that we almost never see up here from Duval County in Florida.
Thursday
Kansas City at LA Chargers | 8:20, FOX, TSN1/3/4, CTV Two |
Saturday
New England at Indianapolis | 8:15, TSN1/5, CTV Two |
Sunday Early
Sunday Late
Sunday/Monday/TUESDAY! Primetime
New Orleans at Tampa Bay | Sunday, 8:20, NBC, TSN1/3/4, CTV Two |
Las Vegas at Cleveland | Monday, 5:00, TSN1 |
Minnesota at Chicago | Monday, 8:15, ABC, TSN1/3 |
Washington at Philadelphia | Tuesday, 7:00, FOX (Minneapolis, Buffalo, Rochester, Burlington, Boston) |
Seattle at LA Rams | Tuesday, 7:00, FOX (Tacoma, Seattle, Spokane, Detroit) |
Potentially Exciting Notes (probably not from Duval)
- Hey remember those good Monday Night Football Games we’ve been getting? Well fuck all that noise because now we are given the Vikings and the Bears in an NFC Norris battle that no one really asked for. Then again, I’d say the SNF game is only slightly better since I can’t see the Saints beating the Bucs. I really don’t care as long as Taysom Hill does well for me in fantasy.
- The cross-flex train hits again. CBS gets the Falcons-Niners game in the late window which very few people in North America (let alone Canada) can watch (except for Sunday Ticket and RedZone of course). I’m thinking it’s about time to stop talking about this since finally, after doing this for years now, very few people care about the supposed ramifications of the cross-flex.
- TSN is still using very few stations during the day on Sunday to show the NFL. I just don’t get it. Let’s see what they are showing instead:
- On TSN2 there’s NCAA women’s basketball. OK. And the WNBA Draft Lottery. That’s fine. Both are live. Then the Top 50 Best and Worst Celebrations. Good lord.
- On TSN3, the Blues-Jets game is right in the middle of the timeslot at 3:00 so there’s nothing much you can do about that.
- On TSN4, there’s NCAA women’s basketball and then a LaLiga game? And then they plan to go to the Bengals-Broncos game around halftime. OK then.
- And then on TSN5, the Bruins-Senators game is on at 5:00. What the fuck is it with these weird start times for NHL games?
- OK so much of the stuff is live sports or events which is fine. So I will give TSN a pass this time.
UPDATE #2: The Raiders-Browns game has been moved to Monday at 5:00 due to the Browns being decimated by positive COVID tests. I don’t know how two days is going to make that much of a difference but that’s what the NFL has decided for now.
UPDATE #3: People who get their CBS affiliate out of Detroit will no longer get the Bengals-Broncos game as it has been switched to the Falcons-49ers game. Kind of sucks but at least Kevin Harlan is on the call.
UPDATE #4: The WFT-Eagles and Seahawks-Rams games have been moved to Tuesday night because of issues with COVID. Both games start at 7:00. The plan is to split the country: one part will get one game and one will get another. The game you don’t get you can get if you have Sunday Ticket. I will update you once that map comes available from 506sports.
UPDATE #5: Tacoma, Seattle, Spokane and Detroit will receive the Seahawks-Rams game on Tuesday. The rest of the affiliates will get WFT-Eagles. I will update you on what the CTV/CTV2/TSN info will be on these games (plus the new Monday afternooner/early eveninger).
UPDATE #6: The Raiders-Browns game will not be seen on CTV2. It can be seen on TSN1.
UPDATE #7: The two Tuesday games will only be seen on FOX as far as I can tell. The other game not shown in your area can be seen on Sunday Ticket if you have it. Otherwise, from what I can tell, you will be shit out of luck. Kind of surprised they didn’t get go with a 7:00/10:00 split on the games but I assume it has a lot to do with local news on FOX channels.
UPDATE #8: The WFT-Eagles game can be seen on TSN1 and TSN5. The Seahawks-Rams game will be on TSN4.
Updated playoff picture time!
#1 – New England | #1 – Green Bay |
#2 – Tennessee | #2 – Tampa Bay |
#3 – Kansas City | #3 – Arizona |
#4 – Baltimore | #4 – Dallas |
Wild Cards: | Wild Cards: |
#5 – LA Chargers | #5 – LA Rams |
#6 – Indianapolis | #6 – San Francisco |
#7 – Buffalo/Cleveland/Cincinnati/Denver | #7 – Washington/Minnesota/Philadelphia/Atlanta/New Orleans |
Look at that dog’s breakfast. The good thing is that with no teams clinched yet this is going to be one of the wildest final quarters of the season ever. Let’s see what can happen in terms of solidifying the playoff picture this week:
First Round Bye
- No team can clinch a first round bye this week
Division Title
- Tennessee clinches with a win AND an Indianapolis loss
- Green Bay clinches with a win OR a Minnesota loss
- Tampa Bay clinches with a win
Playoff Berth
- New England clinches with a win AND a Miami loss AND a Cleveland loss AND (a Baltimore loss AND a Cincinnati loss AND a Kansas City loss) OR (a Baltimore loss AND a Denver loss AND a LA Chargers loss) OR (a Pittsburgh loss AND a Denver loss AND a LA Chargers loss) OR (a Baltimore loss AND a Pittsburgh loss AND a Cincinnati loss) OR (a Baltimore loss AND a Cincinnati loss AND a LA Chargers loss)
- Green Bay clinches with a New Orleans loss AND a San Francisco loss
- Tampa Bay clinches with a Minnesota loss AND a San Francisco loss
- Arizona clinches with a win OR (a New Orleans loss AND a Minnesota loss) OR (a New Orleans loss AND a Philadelphia loss AND an Atlanta loss AND a Green Bay win) OR (a Minnesota loss AND a San Francisco loss)
- Dallas clinches with a win AND a New Orleans loss OR a San Francisco loss
- LA Rams clinch with a win AND a New Orleans loss AND a Minnesota loss
So the Patriots are not clinching this week.
Hey the elimination list has more than one team!
- Detroit
- Jacksonville
- Houston
- NY Jets
Four teams and every one of them is a gongshow (with the Jags being the worst of the bunch somehow). No other teams can join this list this week. This is crazy. Again, the NFL has to be loving this.
Alright enjoy all the games and enjoy the upcoming weekend!