Yeah it’s time for the annual SEC Sleepwalk Saturday. I am not a fan, gonna be honest. I still believe that these kinds of games should be played before November hits. Many don’t agree with me and I don’t give a shit. Do you honestly think Western Carolina is going to beat Alabama this weekend? And no, I don’t mean beat the spread. And I will include this addendum here since I have had someone say “Well it’s not just the SEC that does it.” And they are correct. However, the SEC does it more on this one weekend and they do it better than any other conference. It’s like the SEC is a Bob Ross painting compared to the other Power Five conferences which are a grade 8 art project.
Saying all this, it isn’t quite as bad as recent years. Still not the greatest schedule but there are some good games in here mixed in with the crap. Let’s go!
Thursday
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NC State at Georgia Tech | 8:00 PM | ![]() |
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It starts with this. Technically it’s football.
Friday
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Colorado State at Wyoming | 9:30 PM | ![]() |
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Ho boy this doesn’t get a whole lot better. Tough when there’s only one game each night.
Saturday Early
A lot of games here. Like a ton for any timeslot ever. Are there any important games? Other than a potential Game of the Year candidate in PSU-tOSU? Meh. I would love to say most of my time will be spent on that one game but I know myself. I will be using my remote control like I need a serious thumb workout. Also, you will notice Harvard and Yale are on ESPNU here. They did this last year during SEC Sleepwalk Saturday which tells you that in the end, it’s still not the greatest schedule. And Western Carolina appears on ESPN. And Rutgers is on FS1. I could go on and on but I won’t bore you.
Saturday Afternoon
Sweet Jesus that’s a ton of games. There have never been sixteen games in a timeslot (available to Canadians) ever. There is no one game that highlights this timeslot but TAMU-UGA should be fun (and I hope it is for Brad Nessler’s sake), Baylor has to avoid another trip up as they host the Longhorns and Michigan and Wisconsin need to look seriously impressive to move back up the chain into the Top 10. I also see a potential upset alert with Vandy hosting ETSU of the SoCon. I know the AD said that Derek Mason will be back next season but if the Dores lose this one, I find it hard to believe that will be the case.
Saturday Primetime
Ho boy. This kind of drops off a cliff and I don’t mean just in sheer quantity. I mean Oregon-ASU is the ABC Primetime game. I guess that is what happens when FOX gets the big game of the week. Anyway, TCU-OU could be interesting if the Horned Frogs don’t let the Sooners get too far ahead too early. Miami-FIU will make for an interesting visual, harkening back to the times of the Miami Beach Bowl (and the Memphis-BYU brawl). I wonder if LSU can put a 70-burger on the hapless Hogs. Also, it will be interesting now that Cincinnati is not in the catbird seat for the Group of Five spot in the New Year’s Six thanks to their performance on the field The Committee putting them one spot below Memphis. Will they take that anger out on Temple or will their chances end for a Cotton Bowl bid?
Saturday Late Night
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Oregon State at Washington State | 9:00 PM | ![]() |
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Washington at Colorado | 10:00 PM | ![]() |
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#7 Utah at Arizona | 10:00 PM | ![]() |
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#20 Boise State at Utah State | 10:30 PM | ![]() |
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Nevada at Fresno State | 10:30 PM | ![]() |
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Five game in the late night timeslot? Well if you were looking for quantity this is the week you were wanting. Oregon State could give Wazzu all sorts of problems in the cold of Pullman. Boise State-Utah State is pretty much for the Mountain West Mountain title. Welp, looks like I am definitely staying up late since I can’t see all of these games being blowouts that are basically over by 1 in the morning (although yes, 1 in the morning is still late but I digress).
Games to set your eyeballs on
Penn State at Ohio State (Noon, FOX) – This is far and away the Game of the Week and could be the Game of the Year. I guess I am starting to get used to big games being on in the Noon timeslot since that wasn’t a thing before FOX entered the college football game at a national level. It’s also smart by FOX to say that Noon will be their big game most of the time (Big Noon Saturday, right?) considering the afternoon slot is usually CBS’s and the primetime slot is usually ABC’s. Anyway, if tOSU wins, they clinch their spot in Indianapolis. If the Nittany Lions pull off the upset (and it would be an upset if they won), they are in the driver’s seat for the Big Ten East crown. Also, a loss by either team probably ends their College Football Playoff hopes (unless there’s a bit of chaos).
Texas A&M at Georgia (3:30, CBS) – Yeah so there is a bit of a fall from the Game of the Week but this is still a great get for CBS considering the quality of the SEC games this week. This has to be considered a speed bump game for UGA. They have already clinched the SEC East but at #4 they still have a very legitimate shot at the College Football Playoff. A TAMU win, however, puts the CFP in chaos and that is kind of what I am hoping for. At least for some it would be good since many think the Dawgs’ loss to South Carolina should mean they don’t get in which isn’t a terrible argument. But in the end, if they win the SEC, they go to the CFP no matter what. That’s really the only important game for Georgia (as long as they can win this one and beat Georgia Tech next week).
Michigan at Indiana (3:30, TSN3) – Hey the Hoosiers as one of the games of the week! I don’t know if that says more about Indiana doing well this season or about the quality of games here on SEC Shitgame Saturday. At least we finally get a huge step up from TSN this week with 8 games on the various channels. I am surprised it took this long to get to this point (the penultimate week) but I am glad it is here. Anyway, the Wolverines being at #13 means they have a really good shot at the New Year’s Six so a win here is imperative. The Hoosiers could play spoiler and maybe, just maybe, rocket up the rankings if they can pull off the upset.
Texas at Baylor (3:30, FloSports) – It seriously falls off a cliff after the first three games. I picked this one because Baylor is still in the race, not just for the Big XII Championship, but for the New Year’s Six. Texas could screw this all up and, inadvertently, screw up Oklahoma’s CFP chances with a win here since the more Baylor loses, the worse Oklahoma’s comeback win over the Bears looks.
Temple at Cincinnati (7:00, specialty pack) – Because of TSN having more games this week it means the specialty pack will, consequently, have less games. But since the week is thin on big games, this slots in as the fifth best game of the week and the only one on this list on the specialty pack. The American is still the pre-eminent Group of Five conference so the winner will, in all likelihood, go to the Cotton Bowl. So even though Cincinnati is now one spot below Memphis in the CFP Rankings, it really doesn’t matter as long as they stay above Boise State and end up winning the AAC Championship. If that happens, they are in no questions asked. An Owls win means that a) Memphis is probably the AAC’s last hope for the Cotton Bowl and b) the AAC East is still not clinched.
Honourable mention: Boise State at Utah State (10:30, CBS Sports Network); Oregon at Arizona State (7:30, ABC); SMU at Navy (3:30, CBS Sports Network)
Some gambling fun and games
You should go back and look at my picks from last week. Man was I on. Called two upsets and if Auburn had been able to come all the way back it would have been three. Otherwise? Perfection. Oh yeah. I think I need to start learning more about gambling because I clearly have too much debt and need to add more just based on my one day’s worth of picks. Anyway, here are this week’s picks:
Boise State over Utah State
Texas over Baylor (big upset!)
Oregon over Arizona State
Georgia over Texas A&M
Michigan over Indiana
Ohio State over Penn State
Cincinnati over Temple
Navy over SMU (mild upset)
Wake Forest over Duke
Notre Dame over Boston College
Miami over FIU
The Thursday Night Football affair will be Indianapolis against Houston. Huge AFC South matchup. Considering the Thursday night college football schedule of one game, I see myself watching quite a bit of this game.
I have to figure out how to use the PVR functionality with my Android box since there are some things I am missing since moving to IPTV. I don’t have to use it for Saturdays anymore which is great since, for the most part, I never miss a full timeslot. I’m sure I will figure it out. Anyway, NFL sked tomorrow. Enjoy the games everyone!