Well what do you know? The 2022 Bowl Game TV Schedule

I am honestly shocked. I was not impressed with TSN’s coverage of college football this season. The World Cup didn’t help and I understand that but it seemed like TSN was hellbent on showing less college football than they had in years.

Then I find the TSN bowl game schedule and holy shit! Damn near most of the games are being shown on a TSN channel. Very impressive. I have to, for once, give TSN props for really going all in with the college football postseason: the most important but also weirdest part of the college football schedule.

Anyway, let’s get right to the sked!

Friday December 16th

Bahamas Bowl: UAB vs. Miami-OH11:30 AM

Bowl season starts with the Bahamas Bowl in front of maybe 10,000 fans. Maybe. Probably not. This is the most extreme version of the destination bowl game. Attendance can’t be good because Thomas Robinson Stadium in Nassau only holds 15,000. And I don’t remember the stands ever being half-full for this game. But for the players and staff? Holy shit this is great. Playing football in great weather and being able to experience the GOD DAMN BAHAMAS! It’ll be a trip of a lifetime for at least 90% involved.

Cure Bowl: #25 UTSA vs. #24 Troy3:00 PM

As I said, TSN has seriously stepped up this season. I will show how much they have stepped up after the schedule. This game is EASILY the best pre-Christmas game and it’s not even close. How the Cure Bowl got two Top 25 teams, who are also both conference champions, I will never know. But I’m glad it happened.

Saturday December 17th

Fenway Bowl: Louisville vs. Cincinnati11:00 AM

This was always going to be an odd bowl game what with the Fenway Park configuration and the Green Monster in the background. Now with Scott Satterfield leaving Louisville to coach at Cincinnati? Ho boy this is going to be something.

Celebration Bowl: North Carolina Central vs. Jackson StateNoon

Look, in my opinion, it doesn’t matter if Jackson State loses here. They are the best HBCU football team in the land by a country mile. It’s not even close. And really, the MEAC isn’t close anymore to the SWAC. Outgoing JSU head coach Deion Sanders said the SWAC and MEAC should merge into one super-HBCU conference. I agree. What would this do to the Celebration Bowl? Probably end it. However, I am of the opinion that every so often there is an HBCU school that could do serious damage in the FCS Playoffs. This year would have been Jackson State. Do I think they would have been a dark horse contender for the FCS title? Yes, absolutely. It would have also been a way to probably get more FCS playoff games on channels everyone can see (as in not ESPN+) but that’s another story.

Las Vegas Bowl: Florida vs. #14 Oregon State2:15 PM

This was supposed to become somewhat of a premier bowl game once the SEC was tagged to replace the Mountain West here. Hasn’t happened that way. Sure, Florida is a good brand but it’s not nearly a good football team as some other SEC teams (or MWC teams for that matter). Oregon State probably deserved better. Also, this game was originally slated for ABC in primetime but because the Las Vegas Raiders are a terrible football franchise, their game the next day was flexed out of Sunday Night Football and moved back into the afternoon. It meant there wouldn’t be enough time to make sure the stadium was ready after this game. So this game swapped with the New Mexico Bowl and gets a 12:15 local start.

LA Bowl: Washington State vs. Fresno State3:30 PM

It’s the opening Saturday for bowl games. Will I watch this? Yes, of course. Will I pay full attention to this? Depends on other overlapping bowl games and what happens with the NFL games being played on the same day.

LendingTree Bowl: Southern Miss vs. Rice5:45 PM

Rice got in thanks to the fact they are graduating students at a better rate than all the other football programs at the FBS level who had 5-7 records. Seems awfully specific. Anyway, it’s a bowl game so I’m there.

New Mexico Bowl: BYU vs. SMU7:30 PM

It’s been 42 years but SMU might finally get its revenge for one of the greatest bowl comebacks of all time: the 1980 Holiday Bowl. I remember playing that on Heisman level in NCAA Football 2005 (or was it 2004?). Talk about one of the toughest challenges to defeat. Anyway, this should be fun.

Frisco Bowl: North Texas vs. Boise State9:15 PM

The site of the FCS Championship also hosts the Frisco Bowl and the short-lived Frisco Football Classic which we should never talk about again. I’m surprised they don’t move the FCS title game around but I guess it gets good crowds and decent weather so why mess with a good thing. Boise will definitely be the visiting team here.

Monday December 19th

Myrtle Beach Bowl: UConn vs. Marshall2:30 PM

UConn in a bowl game! That alone is worth watching. Will anyone care that poor Marshall is there and had a pretty good first Sun Belt season? No because the UCONN HUSKIES ARE BOWLING! Now if we can somehow get UMass to go bowling…God help us all.

Tuesday December 20th

Idaho Potato Bowl: San Jose State vs. Eastern Michigan3:30 PM

A rematch of the 1987 California Bowl. Back when these two teams were not highly regarded at all. I guess you could have said the same thing like a decade ago as well. These two programs have become relatively consistent winners and have stabilized themselves. I think many of the fans would be pulling for the Spartans here considering the tragedy that befell the team late in the season. I still wish this game was on at night so that blue turf could basically become an ice rink.

Boca Raton Bowl: Toledo vs. Liberty7:30 PM

So why wasn’t this game put on during the day? Play in Boca in the afternoon sun? That would be good, no? Anyway, I have somewhat softened my stance on bowl games during weekdays (days!) before Christmas so when it comes right down to it, I don’t really care when it airs. I guess this is the attitude that comes about thanks to COVID and being home a lot more than we were ever used to.

Wednesday December 21st

New Orleans Bowl: South Alabama vs. WKU9:00 PM

The first game to appear on the specialty pack. So if you had the specialty pack all year, you were thrilled because TSN didn’t exactly light it up with college football game coverage on their schedule. Bowl time…well, that’s where things fall apart for you. Yes there are a few games that head to the specialty pack but TSN ends up with the majority of the games. I guess it’s the price you pay to get a good amount of college football throughout the season.

Thursday December 22nd

Armed Forces Bowl: Baylor vs. Air Force7:30 PM

Air Force loves to run the ball. Baylor is alright defensively but this seems to be a step below a Dave Aranda defense. Expect a lopsided time of possession battle.

Friday December 23rd

Independence Bowl: Houston vs. Louisiana3:00 PM

Aesthetically, the Independence Bowl looks the worst now that the Gasparilla Bowl moved outdoors to Raymond James Stadium. But I like it. Gives off that 80s grungy college football old-school style that you just don’t see anymore…partially thanks to cameras that give us better than Betamax quality.

Gasparilla Bowl: Missouri vs. Wake Forest6:30 PM

I never get why TSN does this though. Early game on a TSN station. Later game…not. I know there are other live sports contracts that TSN has to deal with but it just seems odd, especially when a game goes over that three hour, thirty minute time window.

Saturday December 24th

Hawaii Bowl: Middle Tennessee vs. San Diego State8:00 PM

The annual Present Wrapping Bowl. Or more like Stocking Stuffer Bowl since I make sure to have all the presents wrapped before Christmas Eve. Isn’t that what we’re supposed to do during this bowl game?

Monday December 26th

Quick Lane Bowl: New Mexico State vs. Bowling Green2:30 PM

Normally, very few would want to watch this. But it’s a Monday. And for college football fans, it’s a chance to see New Mexico State in a bowl game. At one point they were the Halley’s Comet of FBS schools when it came to bowl games but now they go every few years. Not bad. Helps to have a good coach like Jerry Kill there. Hey, how the hell did they get Jerry Kill to coach in Las Cruces in the first place?

Tuesday December 27th

Camellia Bowl: Georgia Southern vs. BuffaloNoon

I see the Christmas Day Camellia Bowl idea died a quiet death. Probably a good thing. If I recall correctly, the only bowl game that ever worked on Christmas Day was the Aloha Bowl back in the 80s and 90s. I remember watching it at my aunt and uncle’s house one year during Christmas dinner. I don’t think you’d catch anyone watching college football during Christmas dinner in this part of the world anymore.

First Responder Bowl: Memphis vs. Utah State3:15 PM

This is technically a bowl game. Look it’s on a Tuesday afternoon. Many people are working (although some get between Christmas and New Year’s off). It just screams low-level bowl game and is the example used by the “Too Many Bowl Games” crowd.

Birmingham Bowl: Coastal Carolina vs. East Carolina6:45 PM

Coastal has fallen off a cliff in their last few games this season. Barely beating App State and Southern Miss and then getting destroyed by James Madison and Troy. Not a good look. Now their coach is off to Liberty. They are hoping to get some momentum going into next year against ECU. Also, I wonder when this bowl game will get a sponsor. Isn’t Pornhub looking to invest in sports?

Guaranteed Rate Bowl: Wisconsin vs. Oklahoma State10:15 PM

Wisconsin got a great head coach hire in Luke Fickell. I don’t know if he’s coaching the team in this bowl game but I’m sure that will be most of the talk here. Otherwise, it’s a late night bowl game that everyone hopes becomes super wacky.

Wednesday December 28th

Military Bowl: Duke vs. UCF2:00 PM

Always nice to see Duke in a bowl game. It’s funny: everyone kind of likes Duke football. Duke basketball: not so much.

Liberty Bowl: Arkansas vs. Kansas5:30 PM

It’s the battle for Kansas (kind of)! This is a nice consolation prize for us not getting Kansas-Missouri in a bowl game. And I know Missouri said they didn’t duck the Jayhawks but you think they would admit that? It’s like Texas repeatedly dodging Texas A&M in bowl games. Like just man up and if you get a bid there, play them. Stop being such pussies.

Holiday Bowl: North Carolina vs. #15 Oregon8:00 PM

I honestly thought the Tar Heels would give Clemson a good game in the ACC Championship. Boy, was I ever wrong. This isn’t a bad spot to land though. Bo Nix will play so I can see this being a VERY motivated Ducks team.

Texas Bowl: Ole Miss vs. Texas Tech9:00 PM

A team that looked like an honest contender up against a team who had a good season under a fiery coach. Oh and their fans love to throw tortillas. The Lane Train vs. The Taco Express.

Thursday December 29th

Pinstripe Bowl: Minnesota vs. Syracuse2:00 PM

I always sincerely hope it is snowing like crazy when this game is played. I remembered the Kansas State-Syracuse classic from years ago and it was a great game and fun to watch. I’m sure not pleasant at all for players or coaches or fans but who cares. It’s all about entertaining me!

Cheez-It Bowl: Oklahoma vs. #13 Florida State5:30 PM

If this was 1992, people would be putting this game at the top of the must-watch lists. Alas, Oklahoma was as bad as its been since before Bob Stoops took over. FSU on the other hand is a fun team finally on the rise. And they will definitely be a heavy home favourite here in the 19th bowl game out of 254 played in Orlando every year (unofficially).

Alamo Bowl: #20 Texas vs. #12 Washington9:00 PM

Almost a home game for the Longhorns and that could spell trouble for the Huskies in a packed Alamodome. The Alamo Bowl almost always has one of the top three non-CFP, non-NY6 bowl games and this year is no exception.

Friday December 30th

Sun Bowl: Pittsburgh vs. #18 UCLANoon

OK so now that CBS will be done with the SEC after next season…I still haven’t changed what I think about the bowl tie-ins. An SEC West team should be here. Or a Big XII team. Or hell, a Mountain West team. Against a Pac-12 team. That’s how this should work. You want fans? Do this. Guaranteed there will be plenty of good seats available for this one in El Paso for the *checks notes* 10:00 AM LOCAL KICKOFF?

Duke’s Mayo Bowl: Maryland vs. #23 NC StateNoon

So who gets the big vat of mayo dumped on them at the end of this one? I think it would be funnier if Mike Locksley gets doused in mayo rather than Dave Doeren so I will pull for the Terps here.

Gator Bowl: #19 South Carolina vs. #21 Notre Dame3:30 PM

Two good underrated teams here at a game that hasn’t been used to getting good teams lately. So move the game to the middle of the day on December 30th and watch what happens. Supposedly, the Gator Bowl committee pushed hard to get Notre Dame. Probably a good idea instead of an ACC team.

Arizona Bowl: Wyoming vs. Ohio4:30 PM

The second year of Barstool Sports being the sponsor for this bowl game. I don’t know how many people go to Barstool Sports’ website to watch this one. I can’t see it being very high but this very much is the future of bowl games. I do kind of wish they would partner up with some network, even one like NESN, so that at least some people can watch this bowl game until it becomes a bigger deal.

Orange Bowl: #7 Clemson vs. #6 Tennessee8:00 PM

And finally we get to the New Year’s Six bowl games and holy shit is this one orange. Orange Bowl. Orange uniforms. Orange logos. Orange everywhere. You’ll be able to see this game from space. This should be a really good game as you have two teams who weren’t that far away from being in the College Football Playoff getting that national spotlight.

Saturday December 31st

Music City Bowl: Kentucky vs. IowaNoon

The over/under for this one is 31.5. 31.5. I repeat, THIRTY-ONE POINT FIVE. That is ridiculous. I would still bet the under. This bowl needed its own timeslot and they aren’t getting it so I see a lot of people flocking to the other game on at the exact same time.

Sugar Bowl: #5 Alabama vs. #9 Kansas StateNoon

This could be an interesting game. If both teams show up to play then I see the Wildcats giving the Tide all they can handle. I don’t know how Nick Saban will hide his disappointment in not getting into the College Football Playoff after that ridiculous halftime interview he was allowed to give to state his team’s case for the playoff. Dumb. It is also going to be weird to see the Sugar Bowl on at Noon. On New Year’s Eve.

Fiesta Bowl: #2 Michigan vs. #3 TCU4:00 PM

So many think TCU shouldn’t have even been in this game meaning there are many who want the Horned Frogs to be blown out in this one. I could see this being closer than many people think. Also, the 2-3 matchup is almost always better, historically, than the 1-4 matchup in the College Football Playoff.

Peach Bowl: #1 Georgia vs. #4 Ohio State8:00 PM

The Buckeyes backing into the playoff has left a sour taste in some people’s mouths. I get it but I still think there is way too much emphasis on conference championship games. Until they get rid of divisions in every conference, some of the conference championships look horrible. It is kind of weird to see this one on TSN2 when the previous game is on TSN3 but my guess is that the Canada-Sweden World Juniors game will end up on all the other TSNs other than TSN2 (which is still seen as an alternate channel to an extent).

Monday January 2nd

ReliaQuest Bowl: #22 Mississippi State vs. IllinoisNoon

Two of the more popular head coaches in college football will clash here in the former Outback Bowl. Complete contrast in styles: Mike Leach’s Run n’ Gun up against Bret Bielema’s Ground n’ Pound. Should be a good first game of the new year.

Citrus Bowl: #17 LSU vs. Purdue1:00 PM

It’s always a tiny bit weird to have these college bowl games on January 2nd instead of New Year’s Day. You can’t have them going up against the NFL, though, and no one would probably even attempt it (plus TSN might be a bit miffed if that happened). So on the first day back at work for some people, they may miss some good football. I guess that’s one of the downsides of a lot of bowl games.

Cotton Bowl: #10 USC vs. #16 Tulane1:00 PM

I find with the way the College Football Playoff has been set up, the best Group of Five team, more often than not, is in a bit of a lose-lose situation. They show up to this big bowl game and if they win, there will be piles of excuses heaped on to why (and it usually revolves around injuries). If they lose, then they didn’t belong in the first place. This is something you don’t get for Power Five teams (except in the semi-finals). I do find college football media a bit odd that way.

Rose Bowl: #11 Penn State vs. #8 Utah5:00 PM

It is going to be really weird to watch this bowl game and realize that the next game is the national championship. No Sugar Bowl. No odd bowl game here and there between now and the title game. This is it. I think this will be the underrated bowl game of the year (or at least as much as it can be when both teams are in the Top 15).

Monday January 9th

College Football Playoff National Championship8:00 PM

This is the one game that, at this point, is not confirmed for where it will appear on TSN. I am putting down these three channels because ESPN usually does like 43 different broadcasts for this event and TSN always picks up the main broadcast, plus one or two of the others. I sincerely hope they have the Coaches Room again and if they do, it should be a open bar for them. Free food. The works. Want to know how they really feel? That’s how you do it. Talk about ratings gold!

Let’s look at the breakdown for the games:

  • TSN – 30 games
  • ABC & TSN – 5 games
  • FOX – 1 game
  • CBS – 1 game
  • Barstool Sports – 1 game
  • specialty pack – 5 games

See what I mean? TSN will be showing 35 of the 43 bowl games this season. Over 80%. Amazing. I just wish they would show more games during the season.

Alright I have started toying with a new format for the blog posts. Not saying this is set in stone but I am going to try it out for a bit and if I feel it’s working then this is what it will look like going forward (until I get bored and want to change it again). Enjoy the rest of your week everyone!

2018 Bowl Game Rankings and Predictions!

It’s almost Christmas.  Meaning it is bowl season!  And then college football is over.  I guess I can finally get in shape in the college football offseason.  But man pizza is so good…among other things.

I’ve decided to go back to the College Football Broadcast Ranking System for the bowls this year.  It worked well this year and really spreads the games out between must-see even for casual fans and games that only true college football psychos like myself would watch.  Let’s begin.

10 out of 10!  This is Saturday Night on ABC kind of games

Game of the week quality.  So the College Football Playoff and the best two New Year’s Six games land here.

Orange Bowl – Alabama vs. Oklahoma (Dec. 29, 8:00, TSN5) – Tua vs. Kyler.  The Heisman Showdown.  Tagovailoa spent most of the season in the Heisman catbird seat.  Kyler turned it on late in the season and overtook Tua for the Heisman.  This should be a very close, very exciting game.  Now watch it be a blowout.  My pick: Alabama 34-32.

Cotton Bowl – Clemson vs. Notre Dame (Dec. 29, 4:00, TSN5) – Actually it’s kind of nice that the College Football Playoff semi-finals are on the 29th and not New Year’s Eve.  Maybe ESPN has learned from when they were on NYE.  That was a disaster.  It also stays away from the World Juniors which is huge on TSN usually up until dinner.  Both semi-finals are good games but this will be the lesser of the two.  Sorry Irish fans.  My pick: Clemson 29-17.

Rose Bowl – Washington vs. Ohio State (Jan. 1, 5:00, TSN1/TSN3/TSN4/TSN5) – Despite the fact this will be the Urban Meyer Story on ESPN, I am guessing it will be a good game.  Besides, it’s Chris Petersen in a bowl game.  That’s always fun!  My pick: Ohio State 49-44.

Fiesta Bowl – LSU vs. UCF (Jan. 1, 1:00, TSN3/TSN5) – January 1st has the two best New Year’s Six games this season.  But one isn’t the Sugar Bowl.  UCF is back in the NY6 and looking to make it 27 wins in a row.  LSU is almost in a no-win situation here but the Knights are good and people respect them so at least a loss wouldn’t look so bad.  Also, no hot seat for Ed Orgeron!  That’s a great Christmas present right there.  My pick: LSU 45-38.

9 out of 10! This is the SEC on CBS quality…normally

Arguably the biggest game of the day but goes here because the SEC is never on ABC (at least as the home team).

Sugar Bowl – Georgia vs. Texas (Jan. 1, 8:45, TSN1/TSN3/TSN4/TSN5) – One team who was close to ending Bama’s perfect season.  The other team is back.  This game won’t be done until midnight.  I am going to be so tired at work the next day.  Oh well, got to get my final college football fix in now while I can.  My pick: Georgia 36-29.

Camping World Bowl – West Virginia vs. Syracuse (Dec. 28, 5:15, specialty pack) – This is the best non-New Year’s Six game.  Not surprised the Mountaineers are in this game.  But Syracuse?  What Dino Babers has done in Western New York is very impressive.  And I think they solidify arguably their best season this century here with a huge victory.  My pick: Syracuse 38-23.

Alamo Bowl – Washington State vs. Iowa State (Dec. 28, 9:00, specialty pack) – And right after WVU-Cuse comes this game.  Wazzu has to be the big favourite with Gardner “70’s Pornstar” Minshew and “Crazy” Mike Leach.  But you never, ever sleep on the Cyclones who have had two straight good seasons in…well I don’t know how long.  I don’t think it will be enough to beat the Cougs but it will be close.  My pick: Washington State 36-34.

Peach Bowl – Michigan vs. Florida (Dec. 29, Noon, TSN5) – The worst of the New Year’s Six games and I think it’s a good one.  That is not a popular sentiment here that is for sure.  I know everyone and their mother wanted UCF here to play Florida.  Well tough shit.  My pick: Michigan 34-21.

8 out of 10!  I’ll call this ESPN…on Saturday…or maybe Thursday night…but not always Saturday late night

Still really good games.  Must-see for college football fans at this point.

Music City Bowl – Auburn vs. Purdue (Dec. 28, 1:30, TSN1/TSN4) – I know it seems weird putting an Auburn-Purdue game here.  But the teams should be pretty evenly matched.  It also means we get a ton of talk about Jeff Brohm going elsewhere or Gus Malzahn getting shitcanned despite the fact that neither of those things will be happening.  Hmmm….maybe I put this game too high.  Too late now!  My pick: Auburn 41-35.

Citrus Bowl – Penn State vs. Kentucky (Jan. 1, 1:00, ABC/TSN1) – Kentucky has been so good this season.  Mark Stoops has done a fantastic job in Lexington.  But I honestly think the Nittany Lions, the best team not to make the New Year’s Six, will win this one going away.  My pick: Penn State 50-30.

Gator Bowl – Texas A&M vs. NC State (Dec. 31, 7:30, specialty pack) – This will probably, technically, be the last college football game of 2018.  Definitely for Canadians that is the case.  I don’t understand how the Wolfpack weren’t ranked in the Top 25.  Maybe that’s why I am not on The Committee  My pick: NC State 29-25.

New Mexico Bowl – Utah State vs. North Texas (Dec. 15, 2:00, TSN2) – The first FBS bowl game of the season and it is arguably the best pre-Christmas bowl game.  This might be your ARENA FOOTBALL BOWL GAME OF THE YEAR!  So for the love of God, take the over.  My pick: Utah State 52-47.

7 out of 10! This is FOX territory.  You could move this up 1 if GUS JOHNSON! is calling the game

Most college football fans should watch these games but we are getting eerily close to the equivalent of a game where Rutgers is involved (despite the fact they are in a Power Five conference.

Liberty Bowl – Missouri vs. Oklahoma State (Dec. 31, 3:45, TSN2) – Former Big XII Warfare here.  Missouri is just a better version of last year’s team.  They can put a boatload of points up on the board but also give up a boatload.  And I think offense is really the only thing Mike Gundy understands.  For the second straight pick, take the over.  My pick: Missouri 43-41.

Las Vegas Bowl – Fresno State vs. Arizona State (Dec. 15, 3:30, ABC) – The team that was one UCF loss away from the Fiesta Bowl facing the Fighting Herms.  I will say it again; I was so wrong about the Sun Devils this season.  How Herm didn’t win the Coach of the Year I don’t know since he damn well deserved it.  Saying all that, I still think they will be boatraced by the Bulldogs.  My pick: Fresno State 35-13.

Redbox Bowl – Oregon vs. Michigan State (Dec. 31, 3:00, FOX) – I have a feeling this game will be overlooked by many.  Why?  Partly because it’s on FOX and most wouldn’t look there to find a bowl game.  Also, the Liberty Bowl may end up being way more exciting.  Don’t sleep on this one though.  This could end up being a great game as long as both teams show up ready to play.  My pick: Oregon 28-21.

First Responders Bowl – Boise State vs. Boston College (Dec. 26, 1:30, TSN2) – The first bowl game after Christmas.  And I honestly don’t think it will be that close.  Cue the “Fire Addazio” chants and posts on message boards.  My pick: Boise State 45-18.

6 out of 10.  We will put NBC here because they have to go somewhere.

Let’s be honest, NBC has very few games during a college football season.  Like seven of them.  But one or two are REALLY big games so on average, you have to put them above some other networks right?  Plus all the Notre Dame fanboys would have a shit fit if I put NBC any lower.

Pinstripe Bowl – Miami vs. Wisconsin (Dec. 27, 5:15, specialty pack) – These two teams met in the Orange Bowl last season.  My how the mighty have fallen.  Or almost-mighty I guess.  I have to pick Wisky here just because of the cold weather.  I hope it’s a skating rink to be honest (as long as there are no major injuries).  My pick: Wisconsin 28-20.

Dollar General Bowl – Buffalo vs. Troy (Dec. 22, 7:00, TSN3) – Another good G5-on-G5 matchup.  This one also has conference champions facing each other, only one of three games featuring that (the others being Bama/Oklahoma and NIU/UAB).  This belongs with a couple other bowl games as the best pre-Christmas fare.  Buffalo’s offense vs. Troy’s defense.  Should be fun to watch.  My pick: Buffalo 39-32.

New Orleans Bowl – Appalachian State vs. Middle Tennessee (Dec. 15, 9:00, TSN2) – I still believe a Louisiana team should have been slotted here.  Kind of like Hawaii always playing in the Hawaii Bowl if they are bowl-eligible.  It’s one true way to get a really good crowd into the massive Superdome.  Oh well, this should still be not bad but the Mountaineers should pull away late in front of an OK crowd.  My pick: Appalachian State 44-31.

Outback Bowl – Mississippi State vs. Iowa (Jan. 1, Noon, TSN2) – This has to go up against a New Year’s Six game and a really good New Year’s Day staple in the Citrus Bowl.  It has to stay close to be considered a good game.  I think it will be since Iowa is underrated in my estimation.  My pick: Mississippi State 45-38.

5 out of 10. Some hot ESPN2/ESPNU/SEC Network action right here!

These are the networks I really love to be honest with you.  They provide a shit-ton of football on the specialty pack and at least once a week you get a great game on it.  Well a great finish at least which is what we might have to hope for with this group of games.

Sun Bowl – Stanford vs. Pittsburgh (Dec. 31, 3:00, CBS) – Pitt came close to winning the ACC Championship.  And by close I mean Clemson beat them pretty bad after the Panthers kept it close in bad weather for a half.  This may be one of David Shaw’s worst Stanford teams.  That’s pretty amazing considering they still made a bowl game with ease.  My guess is about 15,000 show up to see this one.  My pick: Stanford 29-27.

Birmingham Bowl – Wake Forest vs. Memphis (Dec. 22, Noon, TSN1/TSN3) – Luckily for this bowl game, it has been usually a good game in the past.  Sucks that it is played in a dump like Legion Field but it could be worse.  They could be at the Trop.  Back to the game, this should be relatively evenly matched and that’s the only reason it would be this high on the list.   My pick: Wake Forest 32-27.

Boca Raton Bowl – Northern Illinois vs. UAB (Dec. 18, 7:00, TSN5) – UAB should mop the floor with the Huskies.  I mean they won Conference USA, they have the National Coach of the Year in Bill Clark.  They are as complete a team as any in the Group of Five.  But NIU stifled Buffalo who has a crazy good offense.  So who knows what will happen here.  I don’t think the Huskies will do it two games in a row though.  My pick: UAB 36-10.

Quick Lane Bowl – Georgia Tech vs. Minnesota (Dec. 26, 5:15, specialty pack) – It’s the Paul Johnson farewell game.  He is finally retiring after being an option legend for years.  Minnesota has their own special coach in canoeing enthusiast P.J. Fleck who is light years away from retirement.  Should be close but I love the option offense so I am going with the Ramblin’ Wreck.  My pick: Georgia Tech 27-20.

4 out of 10.  I have to grudgingly put FOX Sports One here.

If we don’t get one of these games, one of them will be an AWESOME game and we will kick ourselves for not watching it (or not being able to).  That’s how I feel with FOX Sports One and for God’s sake can we at least get the FS1 games on the specialty pack next season?  Please?  This will be like the third straight year I’ve asked this.

Belk Bowl – South Carolina vs. Virginia (Dec. 29, Noon, ABC/TSN1) – This is going to be easily overshadowed by the Peach Bowl on at the same time.  Interesting to see one of the angriest coaches on the sidelines against one of the calmest.  Gotta go Bronco in this one.  My pick: Virginia 37-28.

Armed Forces Bowl – Army vs. Houston (Dec. 22, 3:30, TSN3) – Army has had a great run the last two seasons.  I still contend if they had beat Oklahoma, this season changes immensely for the Black Knights.  Anyway, they go up against an Ed Oliver-less Cougars team.  Army should win in a walk.  My pick: Army 52-28.

Holiday Bowl – Utah vs. Northwestern (Dec. 31, 7:00, FOX Sports One) – This could end up being a fantastic game.  Who knows?  We won’t until we see the highlights.  My pick: Utah 35-30.

Hawaii Bowl – Hawaii vs. Louisiana Tech (Dec. 22, 10:30, TSN1) – This isn’t on Christmas Eve.  Going to be honest: it feels weird.  I’m surprised Nick Rolovich doesn’t get more kudos for the coaching job he has done out on the islands.  Two bowls in three years is pretty darn good for a program that had fallen on hard times.  They get to face their old WAC foes in Louisiana Tech.  No wonder the WAC fell apart with those kinds of distances.  My pick: Hawaii 38-35.

3 out of 10. CBS Sports Network or Big Ten Network type games.  The whole “it’s about quantity, not quality” rule.

OK maybe I am a little down on BTN because I don’t get that network but how often do you see quality games on there?  Same goes for CBSSN.  OK full disclosure, I would watch the shit out of BTN games if I was able to get BTN because I watch way too much college football and that’s not a problem right?  RIGHT?  ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Military Bowl – Virginia Tech vs. Cincinnati (Dec. 31, Noon, TSN2) – Wait.  This game gets pretty much its own timeslot and some of the games above share one?  That makes no fucking sense.  Look, if you have read my blog, you know my pick on this one.  My pick: Cincinnati 42-17.

Texas Bowl – Baylor vs. Vanderbilt (Dec. 27, 9:00, TSN2) – Matt Rhule has done a fantastic job at Baylor.  As has Derek Mason at Vanderbilt.  Top quality coaches there.  I just…I don’t know.  It feels like a game that’s just meh.  A game that would probably end up on ESPNU or the SEC Network anyway during the regular season.  Nothing special.  And to answer your question, yes, I will watch it.  My pick: Baylor 32-16.

Bahamas Bowl – Toledo vs. FIU (Dec. 21, 12:30, TSN2) – First off, I hate that this is on during the day before Christmas.  Dumbest.  Thing.  Ever.  But nothing beats the sponsor for this bowl game.  Makers Wanted.  What is that?  It’s an industrial park in Elk Grove, Illinois.  Seriously.  That could very well be the most insane sponsor for a bowl game ever.  My pick: FIU 49-23.

Camellia Bowl – Georgia Southern vs. Eastern Michigan (Dec. 15, 5:30, TSN2) – I still wait for the day where Chris Creighton is picked up by a higher profile school.  What he has done at Eastern Michigan is insane.  Almost Bill Snyderian.  That doesn’t matter here as Georgia Southern should destroy the Eagles (the other ones) with their option offense.  My pick: Georgia Southern 38-16.

2 out of 10. This is some ACC Network dreck over here.

This is the last year I can use this rating here.  Then the new ACC Network will move up the chain.  Which means something else goes here.  I’ll figure that out when the time comes.  But yeah you have to be a serious college football fan to watch these games.

Arizona Bowl – Nevada vs. Arkansas State (Dec. 29, 1:15, CBS Sports Network) – Last year this bowl had the New Mexico State Aggies.  It was a great story to see them go to a bowl for the first time in 57 years.  And the bowl game itself was great.  Went to overtime.  Fantastic.  That’s why this game will pale in comparison with last year’s.  No big stories like NMSU.  My pick: Arkansas State 25-23.

Frisco Bowl – San Diego State vs. Ohio (Dec. 19, 8:00, TSN2) – I don’t know if these two teams have ever played each other.  For the past decade, these are two of the better Group of Five teams but neither have been able to get over the hump and be considered the premier team in any year.  Also, the combined age of the two coaches is about 140.  My pick: Ohio 24-20.

Idaho Potato Bowl – BYU vs. Western Michigan (Dec. 21, 4:00, TSN2) – Another game on during the day on a weekday but at least it starts late afternoon.  So not as bad as the scheduling of the Bahamas Bowl.  But still not great.  I think they do that to hopefully make it not nearly as cold as it could be on the blue turf.  Two years ago it didn’t matter as it was ice out there.  Thing is, it was one of the most exciting bowl games of the season.  I kind of hope for that again.  I am such a prick sometimes.  My pick: BYU 39-37.

Independence Bowl – Temple vs. Duke (Dec. 27, 1:30, TSN2) – The Independence Bowl almost always falls down to this level (or lower).  Poor Shreveport with their relatively shitty bowl.  I mean there’s complete whiteout conditions and it produces a great bowl game.  And for twenty years after that, I am sure everyone compares this bowl to that game and it never delivers.  Well, almost never but it might as well be never.  My pick: Duke 44-32.

1 out of 10.  Or zero.  I don’t care.  It’s football.  I might watch.  That’s the best I can do.  This is the FSN regional or ESPN3 game that, for some odd reason, magically appears on the specialty pack.  Most of the time you didn’t need or ask for this game.

There is a good chance I am putting these games on the PVR.  If they aren’t close I might watch about five minutes of them.  There is only so much I can take.  I am an insane college football fan and even I can only take so much.  In April I will be regretting treating these bowl games like shit.

Cheez-It Bowl – California vs. TCU (Dec. 26, 9:00, TSN2) – Yes we have crossed the line when it comes to bowl game sponsors.  Soon enough we will have an Omaha Steaks Bowl and it will be nowhere near Omaha.  Worst part of all this?  The players don’t even get a box of Cheez-Its in their bowl loot bags.  Seriously?  Give them some fuckin’ Cheez-Its!  My pick: TCU 42-31.

Gasparilla Bowl – USF vs. Marshall (Dec. 20, 8:00, TSN1/TSN5) – So they finally took the game out of TropiCAN’Ta Field.  Yet they still end up with a relatively shitty matchup.  This bowl selection year was bizarre.  I don’t even think this will be good as the Bulls are quite good and in a good G-5 conference.  Marshall is OK but in a pretty shitty conference (overall).  Watch it rain the entire time.  My pick: USF 31-13.

Cure Bowl – Tulane vs. Louisiana (Dec. 15, 1:30, CBS Sports Network) – The worst bowl game of the bunch.  Second year in a row for the Cure Bowl.  And to top it off this has two Louisiana schools and there’s a Louisiana bowl on later that night.  Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?  Also, I can’t see this being too competitive.  Man I am in a bad mood once I get to the end of these bowl games. My pick: Tulane 44.  Louisiana 24.  Attendance 10,000.

So there you go!  The bowl schedule and rankings are done.  So now you can enjoy the games!

And yes I know this is being posted after the bowl games have started.  I will assure you that I have PVR’d all the games and have only watched the Celebration Bowl so far.  Let’s hope a lot of the rest of the games are as exciting as that one was.  Have a great bowl season everyone!